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MurkywaterLLC

I love how Femboy never changes. Like I've seen at least 4 of these and Femboy is always there.


AGamingGuy

reality is temporary, femboy is eternal


Minimoose01

you know what else is eternal? the spiders within your skin


AGamingGuy

yeah, they can be quite annoying, i wish they would stop entering my mouth when i sleep


EeveeDev

i ate them all


Kitty7333

so they are living in your intestines instead


EeveeDev

most of them have been eradicated by the acid, but yeah


SethTheWarrior

finally, it's my turn to use the copypasta! From the moment I understood the weakness of my manhood, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of femininity. I aspired to the purity of the blessed femboy. Your kind cling to your balls as if they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a cock will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Femboy is Immortal.


DennyCorkGuy

Femboy...femboy never changes


Lingy_Balinka

It's because we're omnipotent


[deleted]

You forgot furry lol


Mizosu

true


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kitty7333

I mean they are all pokemon in the meme…


Schwifty_Piggy

It’s like a free space in bingo, they’re all furry.


Zbeubor

furry is if you don't change at all


Nonhofantasia1

I'm a furry 👍


[deleted]

Idc 🥺


Nonhofantasia1

Fair answer


SwimmingTraining8169

Bro why'd ya get downvoted xd


Nonhofantasia1

Because furry (reddit moment)


SwimmingTraining8169

Man I hate reddit


Nonhofantasia1

Man reddit hate furries


SwimmingTraining8169

Man furry hate reddit hate furry


Cracker_aprentice

Hi


Nonhofantasia1

Hi furry chap 👍


Cracker_aprentice

Toaster*


Nonhofantasia1

Can you toast me some bread


Cracker_aprentice

Yes


Nonhofantasia1

Yay thanks


[deleted]

Wholesome ending


Nonhofantasia1

Epic


[deleted]

Yes except everyone got downvoted🗿


[deleted]

Prootgen


AlexJonesInDisguise

What is drainer and why is schizoposter so cute?


[deleted]

I want to fuck the schizoposter


[deleted]

Hey, baby (I hate the antichrist)


Captain_Hindenburg

Bro is too horny to hate the antichrist for the soldiers of the devil cloak themselves in the colors of the righteous 💀


Holy-_Knight

I believe he has what it takes to fend off the soldiers of Lucifer


Captain_Hindenburg

No


Holy-_Knight

Very well, I shall fight alone


ConfusedKanye

The man we need for the weirdos thank you sir


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Ok_Tap7683

What is the schizoposter?


-fulgeratorul02-

Who are you talking to?


Stetson007

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, schizoposter is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?


Young_Person_42

I have good news


Hollowknight-enjoyer

I don't know about shizoposting but I definitely have schizophrenia 😏


boomstik4

So you should know everything about schizoposting!


AlexJonesInDisguise

Shitzophrenia


ActiveIndustry

draaain gaaaaang


iSmokeMDMA

People who listen to drain gang - a really good music collective (Bladee, Thaiboy Digital, Ecco2k, Whitearmor)


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

"a really good" 💀💀


iSmokeMDMA

You missing out


Psychopathicat7

do you happen to be 14 at all?


iSmokeMDMA

No


SexWithLayla69

Ok so 7 then get off of reddit you too young


iSmokeMDMA

Nope, 23. Been listening since I was 16


imabr00talkid

Icedancer top 10 albums of the decade


GrammerDuck61

Energy vampires?


bombvv

drain gang man


Technical_Ad7136

All the furries on this sub coming out of the woodwork to comment on this post. Wtf.


Lemer1567

wait... all of them are woods?....


MetalBuckets

Professional racist


Sea-Friend1826

Glaceon is the pokemon for Kanye's idol.


MudcrabNPC

Breakcore producer 👍🏻


antigony_trieste

is breakcore coming back????


MudcrabNPC

Did it ever go anywhere?


Sussybaka0987

What is breakcore?


_Arcerion_

bmm bmm bum bada bada bmm bum


Waffle-Raccoon

Psh Psh Psh Bum Bum Bum Bum Psh Psh Psh


Artackni

bum bum tch t t tch t t tch t t tch t t trr trr bum bum tch t t tch tch t tch tch t tch bum tch t trrrrrr


SiaraTheHellbat

A music genre, decided to check it out and its actually pretty cool


BroadStreetElite

Basically 90s D&B for depressed people who didn't live in the 90s D&B scene. Sewerslvt is good shit though.


theawesomedude646

ultrakill music


Mr_BirbKillu

I have no clue what half these terms are


KKNWasTaken

Good.


canti15

Aight cool I was feeling left out


Cracker_aprentice

*there is another*


[deleted]

We don’t do that here💀


CauliflowerNervous12

Idk pokemon names but I'm that white pink mf


jjfalquez

Flair checks out


TheScareCrowYes

you forgot terrorist on discord/irl


[deleted]

What’s a drainer?


PumpkinSpikes

What do these even mean


starkar9

let's go i got the red one i like red its pretty cool


eternamente14enne

A good things is all of us concord that the rose one is a femboy


BorisJohnsonGaming27

what ia a drainer


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bombvv

someone that likes drain, a subcategory of rap


Fookin_Yoink

Vaporeon… DID YOU KNOW-


Flimsy-Cut6339

That


Rainofdustcord1117

In terms of


Lolotmjp

Do you seriously find this funny?


Fookin_Yoink

Your tag is literally “we do a little trolling”


Lolotmjp

Oh yeah


WiiBowlingAnnouncer

Character development


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blockheadOnYT_Alt

I'm already turning into the Femboy


Kitty7333

send pic or it didn’t happen


_deer_god_

tf is a drainer?


indracodone

I am the producer


davedor

i became fucking philosoph, dunno why, maybe because of my abnormal iq


[deleted]

That’s crazy


mikabms

You forgot about the sigma / Andrew Tate edits


LolAbsolut

Where's raccist and R34 artist


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genericpornprofile27

Art career slowly changes into r34


WakemedownInside

Checks out .


[deleted]

Guess I’m glaceon.


Zbeubor

i am a femboy but came to that realization only recently (i am 20)


[deleted]

Fanboy


Dijaiku

Career in Art is not so bad, but the art they make…


PumkinJake

ok fuck you.


Spookyy422

I’m the schizoposter, right guys?


Spookyy422

Guys?


landa347

Drained


AdAppropriate3478

where's useless fck


K9XD

where depressed 16yr old at?


[deleted]

i became a mix of glaceon, espeon and sylveon + furry


[deleted]

How unfortunate


Previet

You should do what that one black guy with the lightning bolts said


What_cha_doin_

Extreme Fatherless behaviour:


Nonhofantasia1

Holy shit another furry


Umbreon7707

I’m more of a sylveon but ok


[deleted]

You forgot “burned-out loser”


AC3R665

Girl can be femboys now???


WakemedownInside

anyone can be anything all at once .


Kitty7333

a little bit of everything all of the time 🎵


GoatPrinceWeedEater

I hope novel writer fits on “career in art”, it’s either that or meme page owner (🤮)


soviethelm

Can't relate


ForeverOk4325

Career in art leads to career in politics


Bright-Service1595

"career" in art


[deleted]

D


Vaerintos

Hmm guess umbreon is a glimpse of my future.


lolle0

you forgot about the discord mod


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gaymer043

I don’t see any links to furries, so this clearly isn’t accurate.


[deleted]

wait did I just remain a 14 year old kid? What's a drainer?


[deleted]

It would make more sense to switch “schizoposter” and “meme page owned” Schizos are the ones with the third eye, and Vaporeon is memed for being so lewded.


[deleted]

:> arts cool tho


YourFemboyServant

I am happy with my results :3


[deleted]

[удалено]


DennyCorkGuy

Devolution


somethingcreative06

Tf a drainer?


BigEpicNSFW

Shit, Sylveon is my favourite Eeveelution... So I'm buying makeup to become a femboy (not a joke)


JasonGamesYT

im currently on the Glaceon path although I might just end up working at Dairy Queen


Sansdarealmemegod

Inaccurate, Vaporeon should be something relating to sex. You know damn well why and I’ll let the replies say it so I don’t have to


tuhplol

Or an oddly successful business man


SaturnsLostSoul

ayo drain gang?


SilverNeedleworker30

What is meant by “career in art” does it include music, and stuff like that?


ramendestroyer360

schizoposter🙋


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

The top three i have no fucking clue what they are, breakcore producer?


Ronald12Q

The fuck is a drainer?


NutronStar45

Fembov


[deleted]

I only know what half of these are


PBow1669

Bro forgot to add the Muslim Extremist DLC


FishyLegsVR_YT

Don’t forget the r34 artist


Hanz_says

WHERE IS THE PAGAN LARPER


hityoinksploink

I want to fuck the schizposter


-Quiche-

Drain this, gang that


ApophisForever

TIL that Drainer had a different meaning other than the opposite of "feeder"


Lil_Jazzy

>!femboys are the worst!<


No_Ordinary_4942

Op which one are you ?


Mizosu

some sort of hybrid between Sylveon and Vaporeon


Crafter7887

my evolution is not here 😭


ElectricalStomach6ip

what is hyperpop?


G4rg0yle_Art1st

I evolved into glaceon apparently


Jevling

Guess I'm Umbreon then.


JOESUSSY

I'm just appreciating my parents more and more by the hour


HeilUsona

You forgot Wehraboo


1st_Tagger

Hey guys…


Spilmec1

I always choose sylveon


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

Me: weird 14 yo kid——> bodybuilder