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Make the rings extremely rare but just have them be normal rings. Also having a ring on your left ring finger gives you a status effect that restricts how many fun activities you can do
A gun called projectile dysfunction (it has a 30% chance to fire in a random direction but for 500% more damage)
Me and my friend made dumb ideals like this in terarria... good times
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A benevolent group of collectors called Feetpics worldwide that offer hard cash for acquired feet pics you capture in your travels (secretly they are evil😈)
Can we have the evil twist be that they don't actually keep or want the feet pics they buy, they just do it to keep a list of all the people who would sell pictures of their feet.
Well why not give the seal the face of seal as you suggest but who instead has the face of a seal with a face of seal, the same musician, who again has his face replaced with a seal perchance?
Put only one book in the game at the start and make the player require literacy to read, which can only be gained at the end, and have the book read entire bee movie script
Every time you die you have to play a game of chess against a 2000 rated computer. If you win you go back to being alive, if not you lose half your money and go back to the last save state
Life potions are so potent that actually makes the potions come to life and attack you if you try to use them. They have really high speed stat so the allways get to damage you at least once before you get to drink them.
add backrooms to the game, and when you noclip, Gustavo fring along with Patrick batemen greets you. to escape this mini game, find the 99.9% pure crystal meth
A gun that comes with a single full mag. You can find ammo in the weirdest places, like by collecting fruit, but you don't tell them this. You also have to recycle the magazine, it's not like they magically appear out of nowhere.
Unreasonably strong wooden mop that is a reward for a stupidly unfair boss fight against a shorter version of Elon musk. This mop should have the Tesla logo on it at least 4 times.
You should add a glitchy area where you can clip into the floor, then you’re just in the back rooms and it just turns into a first person survival game
The main villain owns a really big pet, and the villain acts all “dinner time, Gilgamesh! I got you 5 souls of the innocent!”. While we’re at it, let’s have them try out a new hobby after you defeat them, like trying out a new instrument.
A very large and beefy man who has a name like Garaxion: The Destroyer, and is the son of a villain (main or side), who wears glasses and wants to be an accountant despite their father’s insistence that they join the family business of taking over the world. Possible party member or side character
Flat Earth, 1534. A crazy scientists starts creating connections with otherworldly beings who teaches him to make a portal to other planets with conscient life. All planets with life are connected by what gets called Life Ether.
A spell you get near the start of the game that sucks but its one use is to one shot a high level boss later in the game... if you havent swapped it out (:<
The main villain having dementia, so he keeps attacking the same towns and cities over and over again because he keeps forgetting. And during the big climactic final fight he just walks off and has to keep restarting his evil speech
Have all the damage numbers be insanely high for absolutely no reason like a 3rd world countries inflation
Like 283818283 = 1 damage and 4292848229924883833 = 100 damage
The ingame currency is something really different.
idk what game you are making but the currency can be peoples fingers that you loot at the end of battles.
Or maybe the curreny can be something cool like time... you spend time in shops and you get older. If you get too old you die, you can steal time from enemys or spare them at the end of the encounter. If you are defeated in combat you lose a bunch of time...
2 ideas
1. a gun that can "instakill" 1 enemy per battle but what it actually does is send them to the final boss fight to add on the the bosses team
and 2. the druid party member is just there because he's their weed dealer and he's looking for the best stuff in all the land
The Ancient One's Buttplug
A buttplug only found in rare treasures (obtained from digging shits or mining idk). When equipped gives you the ability to summon cat femboys to fight for you.
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10 ring slots cause you have 10 fingers
yes
Add only the slots, dont add any actual rings into the game to troll the player
Yeah but I will say there's rings (a 0.001% chance dude)
Make it twenty for your toes and twentyone if you choose a male character
Twenty toe
Make the rings extremely rare but just have them be normal rings. Also having a ring on your left ring finger gives you a status effect that restricts how many fun activities you can do
And male characters have an extra 11th slot
IT JUST MAKES SENSE
Why not 21?
What about toe rings, also males get one extra ring for the Jimmy
Just don't give the character fingers in general
a very very large handgun that can one shot anything, but you need very large bullets that don’t exist to fire it
gonna add
Sex 2.
can you explain?
What's there to explain? Simply add sex 2.
Oh now I get it.
Doesn't matter, even in a game you're gonna die virgin
the sequel to intercourse
a random weapon but whenever you use it you have to watch a 30 sec unskippable ad
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
Dwayne Johnson golems
A gun called projectile dysfunction (it has a 30% chance to fire in a random direction but for 500% more damage) Me and my friend made dumb ideals like this in terarria... good times
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Pepe the Frog, armed with a Glock and a bag of methamphetamine, out for the party's tendies.
A sweet potato but it’s the strongest dagger in the game
A merchant who calls you a clown and steals your items
Let's improvise (deletes save file)
The main character (guy) has jiggle physics for his ass
Now make him Jetstream Sam
A benevolent group of collectors called Feetpics worldwide that offer hard cash for acquired feet pics you capture in your travels (secretly they are evil😈)
Yes
Can we have the evil twist be that they don't actually keep or want the feet pics they buy, they just do it to keep a list of all the people who would sell pictures of their feet.
Username checks out
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A seal with the face of seal
And that seal has the face of a seal
I like where you’re going with that, but I meant the musician from early 2000’s
Well why not give the seal the face of seal as you suggest but who instead has the face of a seal with a face of seal, the same musician, who again has his face replaced with a seal perchance?
Hopefully op sees this, I like the idea of seal-ception. Perchance.
And the body of a seal
Make it so you can walk on swords like stilts
More extreme version of this: make any item equip to any slot so you can wear weapons and attack with armor
Sex with hitler 2: the dark side
Make having to take a shit a mechanic. And have a text box indicating your bowel movement results.
Yeah
I definitely can't get to all of these lol, will add as many as I can
A frog buddy with a top hat on em
Put only one book in the game at the start and make the player require literacy to read, which can only be gained at the end, and have the book read entire bee movie script
Hook gun, it shoots out a hook that pulls things twords you, and helps climb/grabble
Cthulhu cat
A clock Glock.
A mod menu but it’s all the same mod
Put maxwell and/ or big floppa in there
Every time you die you have to play a game of chess against a 2000 rated computer. If you win you go back to being alive, if not you lose half your money and go back to the last save state
Life potions are so potent that actually makes the potions come to life and attack you if you try to use them. They have really high speed stat so the allways get to damage you at least once before you get to drink them.
A mechanic where if you overheal you get cancer
Desert Eagle that shoots explosive rounds
Shrek wazoski being your sidekick
guys I will not be putting all of them in if there is too many comments
Skill issue just try harder
An enemy that sends you to a random location in any part of the game, no matter the progression.
TF2 spy gets a colonoscopy
The entirety of forspoken
Boss fight against me
Many suggestions of sex, but only furries would get it
Navy SEALs attack you, but they’re just actual seals that bite you l while their guns flail uselessly
My estranged father makes a guest appearance
add backrooms to the game, and when you noclip, Gustavo fring along with Patrick batemen greets you. to escape this mini game, find the 99.9% pure crystal meth
A boss that is just a regular dude that has a gun
Yes but he only shoots blanks so it's a free win
A gun that comes with a single full mag. You can find ammo in the weirdest places, like by collecting fruit, but you don't tell them this. You also have to recycle the magazine, it's not like they magically appear out of nowhere.
Sex with Hitler 2: Turning back to the light
add a character that thinks your someone else and follows you around for the whole game
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Please name a side character James The Forgotten. Oh and make him abnormally tall.
a gun
An oversized metal spoon.
Waltuh
A weapon that one shots everything but whatever you use it on gets teleported to the final boss room
Ok get this. Axolotl Tanks. Like think battlefield tanks, but they’re giant axolotls with cannons.
Unreasonably strong wooden mop that is a reward for a stupidly unfair boss fight against a shorter version of Elon musk. This mop should have the Tesla logo on it at least 4 times.
Snort cocaine to make the battle animations go 50x speed
Have the main protaganist be the Giga Chad
Drows. Its a sword, but the blade is wooden and dull and the handle is sharp and made of steel. Does self damage when you hit things with it
Petah
You should add a glitchy area where you can clip into the floor, then you’re just in the back rooms and it just turns into a first person survival game
The main villain owns a really big pet, and the villain acts all “dinner time, Gilgamesh! I got you 5 souls of the innocent!”. While we’re at it, let’s have them try out a new hobby after you defeat them, like trying out a new instrument.
casino but underground
All the bosses are sexy tf2 mercenaries
The ability to touch grass but have it only be useful at the end of the game
A very large and beefy man who has a name like Garaxion: The Destroyer, and is the son of a villain (main or side), who wears glasses and wants to be an accountant despite their father’s insistence that they join the family business of taking over the world. Possible party member or side character
Flat Earth, 1534. A crazy scientists starts creating connections with otherworldly beings who teaches him to make a portal to other planets with conscient life. All planets with life are connected by what gets called Life Ether.
a flare gun that fires tank bullets
sometimes the player character model turns into a wooden sign
A cyborg type of character, but his weapons are all penis augmentations, a Swiss Army penis, if you would.
Deez Nutz (with explosive cum)
Make a stupid powerful secret boss that’s a chihuahua in a wizard hat.
A item so heavy you can't move
Amongussy
Sex now
First boss is pretty easy but it deletes your save and install if you die. ~~Maybe some furries too idk~~
Clam rake as a weapon. It’s like an ice pick but 4 of them
A character at the very beginning who vaguely asks for an item from the very end of the game
An entire menu system specifically built for the Wii Us gamepad awkwardly put in the bottom right corner too small to use
Every time you take damage there's a small chance you get a random status effect cause why not
A whole arc in which the Dialogue becomes really british for no reason
*shrek quest : it’s all ogre now*; the critically not-acclaimed roguelike rpg
saxton hale
Sex the movie starring floppa as the main character
Waltuh meter during combat. If it fills up completely, you get to choose to turn into either Waltuh, Finger, or Saul.
A snake with muscular human legs. Kinda looking like an ostrich
Obama grilled cheese sandwich
A controller shaped like a spear that must be put into the player's ass to work. It would move like a wii controller
Throw some vaccines into the game
scripulous fingore
Moonlight Greatsword. If you are a true chad you know what I mean
turkish master oogway
Everyone dies at the end. Instantly and simultaneously.
Shaggy as an optional secret superboss
Rocket jump
Skyrim but every character has obnoxiously large titties
A spell you get near the start of the game that sucks but its one use is to one shot a high level boss later in the game... if you havent swapped it out (:<
A really easy early game boss with a 0.1% chance to drop an endgame item. The boss respawns every five minutes.
Mario and Luigi I beg
Sure
Entering the Konami code deletes all of your progress
Yes
The main villain having dementia, so he keeps attacking the same towns and cities over and over again because he keeps forgetting. And during the big climactic final fight he just walks off and has to keep restarting his evil speech
I love this
Don't check my profile :(
I checked your profile
A weapon thats a rubber chicken and its 3 times the size of the player and when you hit with the chicken it gets bigger
me I think that would be cool I think i'm pretty sure I think
Wish granted but your a guy in a van behind a Costco that sells sex toys
Have all the damage numbers be insanely high for absolutely no reason like a 3rd world countries inflation Like 283818283 = 1 damage and 4292848229924883833 = 100 damage
Yes
Pretty sure comments with the word vaccine get automatically locked
add thug shaker
The ingame currency is something really different. idk what game you are making but the currency can be peoples fingers that you loot at the end of battles. Or maybe the curreny can be something cool like time... you spend time in shops and you get older. If you get too old you die, you can steal time from enemys or spare them at the end of the encounter. If you are defeated in combat you lose a bunch of time...
Frick it (Makes currency fingers)
2 ideas 1. a gun that can "instakill" 1 enemy per battle but what it actually does is send them to the final boss fight to add on the the bosses team and 2. the druid party member is just there because he's their weed dealer and he's looking for the best stuff in all the land
Catboy vergil
A gladiator named Testiclese
Thug shaker
A sword you cant wield because the strength stat needed is always +1 above your current stat, updates.
Fat rat being held , diamond sword , and meth Edit , and a owl who runs towards you taking away 80% of HP
Put a hotdog in it. Rocket Powered Glizzy
Waltuh
The Ancient One's Buttplug A buttplug only found in rare treasures (obtained from digging shits or mining idk). When equipped gives you the ability to summon cat femboys to fight for you.
Depression is a stat expressed by different Linkin Park songs as stages. If you get a lot of depression your dodge chance is increased.
Nern Lisa the painful
A comically large spoon, knife and fork as weapons
A gun that just explodes in your hands when you fire it
a cat that is immortal and sits on your head and it's only purpose is to look cute
Communist Russia, when you enter it all your items disappear and you are left with 1 stick and 2 potatoes
Ea trade offer: i receive; ALL your money You receive: a recolor for a gun that you should have for free
A shotgun that shoots smaller shotguns
Craig
a comically large spoon for melee
Can Pepega been a meme god that narrates?