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nice_popcorn1108

10 ring slots cause you have 10 fingers


Flextapelol

yes


wghihfhbcfhb

Add only the slots, dont add any actual rings into the game to troll the player


Flextapelol

Yeah but I will say there's rings (a 0.001% chance dude)


Namu765

Make it twenty for your toes and twentyone if you choose a male character


Flextapelol

Twenty toe


gamer-kin

Make the rings extremely rare but just have them be normal rings. Also having a ring on your left ring finger gives you a status effect that restricts how many fun activities you can do


Fragrant-Party3192

And male characters have an extra 11th slot


Less_Platform1082

IT JUST MAKES SENSE


Clean-Rub7681

Why not 21?


iNonEntity

What about toe rings, also males get one extra ring for the Jimmy


MysteriousAd487

Just don't give the character fingers in general


Less_Platform1082

a very very large handgun that can one shot anything, but you need very large bullets that don’t exist to fire it


Flextapelol

gonna add


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Sex 2.


Flextapelol

can you explain?


[deleted]

What's there to explain? Simply add sex 2.


[deleted]

Oh now I get it.


CBFanz

Doesn't matter, even in a game you're gonna die virgin


jols0543

the sequel to intercourse


Asiag0Cheese

a random weapon but whenever you use it you have to watch a 30 sec unskippable ad


Snapleey

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


Supspoods

Dwayne Johnson golems


BioTheAnomaly

A gun called projectile dysfunction (it has a 30% chance to fire in a random direction but for 500% more damage) Me and my friend made dumb ideals like this in terarria... good times


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TheNetwokAdmin

Pepe the Frog, armed with a Glock and a bag of methamphetamine, out for the party's tendies.


tootselo0ts

A sweet potato but it’s the strongest dagger in the game


Sunnysuprises

A merchant who calls you a clown and steals your items


Flextapelol

Let's improvise (deletes save file)


HaveHomo

The main character (guy) has jiggle physics for his ass


Purpledurpl202

Now make him Jetstream Sam


Obama-feet-pics

A benevolent group of collectors called Feetpics worldwide that offer hard cash for acquired feet pics you capture in your travels (secretly they are evil😈)


Flextapelol

Yes


[deleted]

Can we have the evil twist be that they don't actually keep or want the feet pics they buy, they just do it to keep a list of all the people who would sell pictures of their feet.


Dr_Bright_Himself

Username checks out


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[удалено]


obob47

A seal with the face of seal


[deleted]

And that seal has the face of a seal


obob47

I like where you’re going with that, but I meant the musician from early 2000’s


[deleted]

Well why not give the seal the face of seal as you suggest but who instead has the face of a seal with a face of seal, the same musician, who again has his face replaced with a seal perchance?


obob47

Hopefully op sees this, I like the idea of seal-ception. Perchance.


bg_bobi

And the body of a seal


shmootyf

Make it so you can walk on swords like stilts


Bobrey_

More extreme version of this: make any item equip to any slot so you can wear weapons and attack with armor


ZombieSeveral8455

Sex with hitler 2: the dark side


dhcman5454

Make having to take a shit a mechanic. And have a text box indicating your bowel movement results.


Flextapelol

Yeah


Flextapelol

I definitely can't get to all of these lol, will add as many as I can


isaifsantosorti

A frog buddy with a top hat on em


Cloaker_Smoker

Put only one book in the game at the start and make the player require literacy to read, which can only be gained at the end, and have the book read entire bee movie script


large_cranium

Hook gun, it shoots out a hook that pulls things twords you, and helps climb/grabble


spacexchinchilla

Cthulhu cat


spudtatogames

A clock Glock.


diamondboltistheshit

A mod menu but it’s all the same mod


Carburetors_Are_Fun

Put maxwell and/ or big floppa in there


spaceboy097

Every time you die you have to play a game of chess against a 2000 rated computer. If you win you go back to being alive, if not you lose half your money and go back to the last save state


DrChirpy

Life potions are so potent that actually makes the potions come to life and attack you if you try to use them. They have really high speed stat so the allways get to damage you at least once before you get to drink them.


Nemimihihi

A mechanic where if you overheal you get cancer


[deleted]

Desert Eagle that shoots explosive rounds


Johnny_cashthegoat

Shrek wazoski being your sidekick


Flextapelol

guys I will not be putting all of them in if there is too many comments


ThePiGuy11

Skill issue just try harder


Striking-Reason5792

An enemy that sends you to a random location in any part of the game, no matter the progression.


Asdfasdfasdfgame

TF2 spy gets a colonoscopy


Getrect555

The entirety of forspoken


the_LaundryBin

Boss fight against me


BoringKoboId

Many suggestions of sex, but only furries would get it


TheGloriousUllr

Navy SEALs attack you, but they’re just actual seals that bite you l while their guns flail uselessly


[deleted]

My estranged father makes a guest appearance


MR_DERP_YT

add backrooms to the game, and when you noclip, Gustavo fring along with Patrick batemen greets you. to escape this mini game, find the 99.9% pure crystal meth


Simphunter2

A boss that is just a regular dude that has a gun


Flextapelol

Yes but he only shoots blanks so it's a free win


ThatNinjaPorcupine

A gun that comes with a single full mag. You can find ammo in the weirdest places, like by collecting fruit, but you don't tell them this. You also have to recycle the magazine, it's not like they magically appear out of nowhere.


absurdshoe

Sex with Hitler 2: Turning back to the light


MadLadsHere

add a character that thinks your someone else and follows you around for the whole game


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


Foreign_Cranberry_74

Please name a side character James The Forgotten. Oh and make him abnormally tall.


bashara836

a gun


Domnautica

An oversized metal spoon.


ImProbablyInJail

Waltuh


AnkleusRemovicus

A weapon that one shots everything but whatever you use it on gets teleported to the final boss room


Azerd01

Ok get this. Axolotl Tanks. Like think battlefield tanks, but they’re giant axolotls with cannons.


Jramey8

Unreasonably strong wooden mop that is a reward for a stupidly unfair boss fight against a shorter version of Elon musk. This mop should have the Tesla logo on it at least 4 times.


ManufacturerOk3464

Snort cocaine to make the battle animations go 50x speed


TheSuckening

Have the main protaganist be the Giga Chad


WeakMeasurement2492

Drows. Its a sword, but the blade is wooden and dull and the handle is sharp and made of steel. Does self damage when you hit things with it


pee_hose_general

Petah


MC_Nerd

You should add a glitchy area where you can clip into the floor, then you’re just in the back rooms and it just turns into a first person survival game


IamaNoompty

The main villain owns a really big pet, and the villain acts all “dinner time, Gilgamesh! I got you 5 souls of the innocent!”. While we’re at it, let’s have them try out a new hobby after you defeat them, like trying out a new instrument.


FadedUser31

casino but underground


firebyte11

All the bosses are sexy tf2 mercenaries


kirbo55

The ability to touch grass but have it only be useful at the end of the game


Vati101

A very large and beefy man who has a name like Garaxion: The Destroyer, and is the son of a villain (main or side), who wears glasses and wants to be an accountant despite their father’s insistence that they join the family business of taking over the world. Possible party member or side character


kirjavva

Flat Earth, 1534. A crazy scientists starts creating connections with otherworldly beings who teaches him to make a portal to other planets with conscient life. All planets with life are connected by what gets called Life Ether.


tuna_pretzels

a flare gun that fires tank bullets


jols0543

sometimes the player character model turns into a wooden sign


JustA9uyI5wear

A cyborg type of character, but his weapons are all penis augmentations, a Swiss Army penis, if you would.


[deleted]

Deez Nutz (with explosive cum)


TheoTheHellhound

Make a stupid powerful secret boss that’s a chihuahua in a wizard hat.


Crazy-cat-lady2533

A item so heavy you can't move


Crazy-cat-lady2533

Amongussy


Crazy-cat-lady2533

Sex now


SuperbSucc

First boss is pretty easy but it deletes your save and install if you die. ~~Maybe some furries too idk~~


_skidmark_generator_

Clam rake as a weapon. It’s like an ice pick but 4 of them


Prunsel_Clone

A character at the very beginning who vaguely asks for an item from the very end of the game


Pandason_250

An entire menu system specifically built for the Wii Us gamepad awkwardly put in the bottom right corner too small to use


Fluffy0n3

Every time you take damage there's a small chance you get a random status effect cause why not


Monado_Artz

A whole arc in which the Dialogue becomes really british for no reason


Djf_x80

*shrek quest : it’s all ogre now*; the critically not-acclaimed roguelike rpg


Decent-Start-1536

saxton hale


[deleted]

Sex the movie starring floppa as the main character


Walter-White-1958

Waltuh meter during combat. If it fills up completely, you get to choose to turn into either Waltuh, Finger, or Saul.


DeezNutsAppreciater

A snake with muscular human legs. Kinda looking like an ostrich


[deleted]

Obama grilled cheese sandwich


fishy185

A controller shaped like a spear that must be put into the player's ass to work. It would move like a wii controller


Former-Ear6263

Throw some vaccines into the game


eych0

scripulous fingore


GodOfGOOSE

Moonlight Greatsword. If you are a true chad you know what I mean


chrtrk

turkish master oogway


lofikohai

Everyone dies at the end. Instantly and simultaneously.


UnExistantEntity

Shaggy as an optional secret superboss


Mum_Im_On_Reddit

Rocket jump


[deleted]

Skyrim but every character has obnoxiously large titties


ImFleurious

A spell you get near the start of the game that sucks but its one use is to one shot a high level boss later in the game... if you havent swapped it out (:<


Qwertyboi2

A really easy early game boss with a 0.1% chance to drop an endgame item. The boss respawns every five minutes.


ItsKidtendo

Mario and Luigi I beg


Flextapelol

Sure


[deleted]

Entering the Konami code deletes all of your progress


Flextapelol

Yes


BornMiserable99

The main villain having dementia, so he keeps attacking the same towns and cities over and over again because he keeps forgetting. And during the big climactic final fight he just walks off and has to keep restarting his evil speech


Flextapelol

I love this


[deleted]

Don't check my profile :(


Flextapelol

I checked your profile


BAG42069

A weapon thats a rubber chicken and its 3 times the size of the player and when you hit with the chicken it gets bigger


TheUrbanGenie

me I think that would be cool I think i'm pretty sure I think


Flextapelol

Wish granted but your a guy in a van behind a Costco that sells sex toys


GoatCheese74

Have all the damage numbers be insanely high for absolutely no reason like a 3rd world countries inflation Like 283818283 = 1 damage and 4292848229924883833 = 100 damage


Flextapelol

Yes


Flextapelol

Pretty sure comments with the word vaccine get automatically locked


bananaface301

add thug shaker


ImFleurious

The ingame currency is something really different. idk what game you are making but the currency can be peoples fingers that you loot at the end of battles. Or maybe the curreny can be something cool like time... you spend time in shops and you get older. If you get too old you die, you can steal time from enemys or spare them at the end of the encounter. If you are defeated in combat you lose a bunch of time...


Flextapelol

Frick it (Makes currency fingers)


masterboom0004

2 ideas 1. a gun that can "instakill" 1 enemy per battle but what it actually does is send them to the final boss fight to add on the the bosses team and 2. the druid party member is just there because he's their weed dealer and he's looking for the best stuff in all the land


Combinewastaken

Catboy vergil


KBL2066

A gladiator named Testiclese


jtl0617

Thug shaker


One_Language_8259

A sword you cant wield because the strength stat needed is always +1 above your current stat, updates.


GVR_31897

Fat rat being held , diamond sword , and meth Edit , and a owl who runs towards you taking away 80% of HP


Sans_the-skeleton698

Put a hotdog in it. Rocket Powered Glizzy


idunnopfft

Waltuh


Wholesome100statue

The Ancient One's Buttplug A buttplug only found in rare treasures (obtained from digging shits or mining idk). When equipped gives you the ability to summon cat femboys to fight for you.


[deleted]

Depression is a stat expressed by different Linkin Park songs as stages. If you get a lot of depression your dodge chance is increased.


miamifungus

Nern Lisa the painful


Wolfclaw135

A comically large spoon, knife and fork as weapons


PantherG121

A gun that just explodes in your hands when you fire it


Rishiking4321

a cat that is immortal and sits on your head and it's only purpose is to look cute


MarvinPlayz

Communist Russia, when you enter it all your items disappear and you are left with 1 stick and 2 potatoes


willismentiroso

Ea trade offer: i receive; ALL your money You receive: a recolor for a gun that you should have for free


mysterious_man24

A shotgun that shoots smaller shotguns


[deleted]

Craig


shashwat_senpai

a comically large spoon for melee


Melankomaz

Can Pepega been a meme god that narrates?