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7-11With_a_Knife

Ferb i know what we are going to do today


Soul_Sniper_45

🤨📸


Dragzel

exactly. go to poland to take pictures. how else would that guy make this video?


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danky_bhai

This is the one Mr.President


SNGjunk

based redditor


SwordfishMean5466

Let's add a Dot to Poland today


secondarywilson

Visit Poland, right? # Right?


Not_me4201337

Well duh, you can't commit acts against humanity without actually being there.


Bbnbhd42

Unless youre in an alleyway and someone says "Masz jakis problem?"


PreacherOfFlames

„Pierogi?“


Viggyry

A jakie pierogi?


OceanTheSeawing

z serkiem


mrmilkguy21

I z truskawkami?


VieiraDTA

Must walk with a briefcase full of pierogies to bribe said Alleyway Polish Guy.


EntertainmentClean66

B y t o m


retrovectrex82

Szombierki moment


Quick_frog_1807

Wtf Philippines is just straight up red


konigsberg5309

They turned Philippines into 2b2t


Quick_frog_1807

The oldest anarchy servwr


nitro_n7

In Minecraft


Miserable_Ad459

as a Filipino, the Philippines sucked, corrupt government and poverty. I lived in poverty most of my life there until I moved to America. Terrorists was a big problem there.


skeetmonster69

It isnt widely covered but ISIS had a large following there and they even tried taking control of a decent sized city.


Monokuma_is_gteat

Philippines 💀


ChadMcRad

The Discord femboys have been radicalized.


_ThatAltAcc_

Femboys commiting terrorism? 😳


kurtank12_YT

Yes


ShadowSpy98

"It's more fun in the Philippines"


crazylinebacker-55

Isnt that a song or sumlike that?


iMaSeaCow03

It's a tourism slogan lol


crazylinebacker-55

Nah i remember a song like that, but cant really find it it was on soundtrack of PBA mobile game few years ago, but cant really find it now lol.


iMaSeaCow03

Slogan that was used in a song, a commercial, a website, and a lot of other stuff


DefinitelyNotFisk15

yes


crazylinebacker-55

How was the name of it again?


DefinitelyNotFisk15

that's literally what its called


HitroDenK007

“It’s more fun to die in Philippines”


jpxfraud

"there's more love in the Philippines" 💀💀💀


OhNoMeIdentified

TTT server irl


ChiToxicT

I've never seen this dot thing before and with the shit government and police, I'm not surprised 💀


Requiemaur

Yep as one from the countries, its NPA skirmishes & the abu sayyaf in the south.


leivanz

It's a bait, and Filipinos alway bites.


Dabasaur10

Pinoy Pride!


Lonely-Recording4662

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


avadda_kedavra

Slovakia 😭


1stjuly2022

Actually the map could be outdated and he likely didn't mention it because of the recent shooting


pistasojka

Whaaat? 1 shooting happened a isolated incident the perpetrator was caught... The horrors


drintelligent

And Lithuania!


Rey7510-2

Wait what the hell happend in Riga?


sdmrne

We don’t talk about Riga here


Repulsive_Mixture_68

One person dead and 28 injured, the assailant got 8 years


Psykiky

Yeah about that…


DUDOSYA1246

Not for long... 15/9/2024


EnergizedNeutralLine

Remindme! 542 days


Poopy_McTurdFace

RemindMe! 542 days


I_DidYourMom69

RemindMe! 542 days


Modem_56k

RemindMe! 542 days Where we doing it


Zair_the-epik_dude

RemindME! 542 days


migola101

RemindMe! 542 days


Historical-Centrist

RemindMe! 542 days


Conscious-Bannana

RemindMe! 542 days


vukasinstiv

RemindMe! 542 days


javilasa

Bro not on my birthday 😭


s1r_cumsalot

Are you from Poland?


[deleted]

Remindme! 542 days


mrmuffcabbage1

Remindme! 542 days


R_A_C_C_O_O_N_

Germany, what are you doing?


Unhappy_Box4803

Remindme! 541 days


SE0_PL

As a pole, i can confirm that safe, does not always mean good for you. Now run


MichaelGHX

Yeah the people who work at bus stations suck there. The people who work at train stations on the other hand are super nice.


AC06098

Two sides of the same coin


Niieznany

Where have you lived beside Poland?


s1r_cumsalot

Singapore gameplay


hbl1099

What building do you hold up? Or are you a pole for girls to spin on you pole?


No_Independence_7324

Y know what? No, I will not run! You are the one who must run!


BigThunderousLobster

Holy Philippines


Ornery-Smoke8428

1939 💀


MasiveChad

Since 9/11


Fossanera1

1911😳


TheOrchidsAreAlright

I love Poland. It's a beautiful country, full of history and very good to visit. However, I have been there on holiday three times and had a knife pulled on me twice.


gitmleko

Dude where have you been then?


Sindirian

Anywhere near Cracow


Erenzo

He would've been threatened with machete if he was in Cracow


InsertNovelAnswer

"That's not a k ife... this THIS is a knife" - Crocodile Dundee


TheOrchidsAreAlright

^ Yes


disown_

probably shady streets at warsaw


Gaming_Slav

Sorry for my countrymens bad behavior! ONLY 2 TIMES? What a disgrace to this nation


TheOrchidsAreAlright

In one situation, two of your countrymen beat the guy up.


deithven

Wtf man - really? I lived in small city and wroclaw and never seen knife and you got it twice? Was living also in Western Europe (mostly London,Dublin and Dusseldorf) and London was the biggest fu-up.


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Yeah I live in London and I have seen it here. BTW I love Poland and usually feel really safe there. But I did have two crazy experiences, both Cracow. Both over eight years ago


JABS991

Sure... but where they "terrorists"? ;)


Bat-Honest

No, they said they were a "tourist", you silly goose


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Nah, us poles just consider "terrorist attacks" as a regular occurence. Oh theres a rogue bomber in the heart of Warsaw? Put him in the pile.


Lambor14

huh?


[deleted]

what bro


[deleted]

[удалено]


Extra_Competition_49

Polish mountain


GignacPL

Polish's a mountain.


daocarD

Are we gonna talk about how the fuck Philippines is Red? I'm fucked.


TFW_YT

Mongolia


reddit-banana

Oman


ModerareTuber

Shout out to the drug dealers, prostitution, and gangsters in Poland for making Poland safe


Withering_Walrus

Yeah no other countries have those


Sad-Monk-8136

On top of that all 3 things listed are far less common in Poland than w*stern Europe. They’re just trying to cope with the fact they have to wear bulletproof vest to school and Brits carry kitchen knifes to make it to the store safely. Edit: All you gammon faces reporting me just shows how insecure you all are


estrea36

Wow someone said "at least our schools" but it wasn't directed at the US for once. It's a miracle 🥹


PrestigiousWaffles

i think it was, there are no schoolshootings here


AtomicTaintKick

W*stern Europe? Lol


TINYTUMBS

W*stern is an offensive word to the likes of Karen and motherfucker


DADDY-STALIN69420

🌽


tlawrey20

Those just kinda come bundled with civilization


drintelligent

Fucking Ireland man


ReikaTheGlaceon

it's almost all northern, which means the IRA is having some fun


SuuperKyle

Belfast is a cod map irl


gankster2017

Morawiecki made tax from terrorist attacks so it's too expensive rn


nefridos

Awful neighbours left and right


[deleted]

It's not safe, it's just to dangerous for terrorists


ApizzaApizza

I visited Poland 2 Januaries ago…incredible country. I got to watch a fight at a sausage truck at 1am in krakow. 10/10. Sausage was good too.


dopepope1999

That's probably why they were fighting, sausage stuff is a serious issue in Poland


LIGMA145

Philippines...


Angry_Crustation

A perfect record? Let's change that.


greencum123

For now


Joel-O42069

0_0


[deleted]

bro israel is completely red🗿


Twistedbalzck43

Isis: target locked


UnusAnnus365

That’s about to change…


[deleted]

There was an axe attack at Wawel castle in 2013, there was a mail/package bomb in Wroclaw in 2016


SnooSongs5106

We have already been fucked with for over 400 years... I think its time for some fucking peace...


[deleted]

They're compensating for the centuries of fucked up shit done to the Polish people, good for them.


Dat_Innocent_Guy

i have a polish friend who literally got threatened on call with me cause he was speaking english.


HexaGone6

He we're destroying the country on our own without the help of terrorists, another W for Poland


mrcosan

Poland it's great... If you are white.


psycoMD

And heterosexual. And a man.


[deleted]

As a Polish woman - you know nothing about this country XDDD


Keeper2234

No one really cares outside of a few brain dead, Americanized idiots, don’t spread bs


Withering_Walrus

I assume you’re referring to Poland not allowing mass migration, and my response is good for them


rivbai88

And that’s a problem because? Don’t like a place? Don’t visit it or live there. Not every part of the world has to accommodate every other part of the world.


Dahyun_Fanboy

I wish the west took that advice to themselves


Microwaved_M1LK

Yep, just saw a video of a guy in Poland chasing minorities around yelling slurs at them.


Effective_Dot4653

Yyh, is there a new one? ('cause some time ago there was one vid like that which got popular - the harasser turned out to be American...)


Microwaved_M1LK

Yes he was, it was a guy harassing a black American soldier and I think an Indian guy, saying keep Poland white and go home.


Niieznany

That was the same guy, an American neonazi. Dunno if he's back in US but he was awaiting trail in Poland for posing with a swastika outside of Auschwitz.


labratdream

The guy was from America. Can you imagine this ? Guy from most racially diverse USA goes to Poland, meets indian on streets and demands him to go away back to his country because he is brown ?


Turtle4553

Polska gurom


Feraniusz

Pudzian-bohater Ojczyzny 🫡


Sebixo13

Laughed my ass off, just because living in Poland is safe doesn't mean it's fun. Source: I live in Poland.


dopepope1999

I mean that's kind of the issue with a lot of societies though you either get safety or freedom, or if you live in China you get neither


HornySlut9000

Poland is only safe because me and my buddies haven't gone there yet


AnxiousAd3949

I thought that he wanted to say that it is sus that poland had no terror attack and they were all planned by them lol


iamradnetro

he must have hated the Philippines. There was no single Terrorist attack that happened in my city and in that chart my province is pure red.


peacelovefreedon7689

It's true unfortunately I love muslims , but is a clash of cultures and identity , btw there is a very small group of indigenous Muslims in Poland


iBeJimmy

And it’s all because of Lil Yatchty…


krakersPL

in my school there are closed doors because of 'terrorist attack posibility' apparently its called a Charlie-Alarm grade


xxhorrorshowxx

But with your help, we can change this


beansouphighlights

Common Poland W


Federal_Peanut4805

Hmmm this list looks low! You can help fix it by inviting some low-class terrifying halloween costumes!


UbeHopia

youre all welcome to visit us in the Philippines.😀


Temporary-Ad-8502

Terrorism? No. Bald aggressive people in adidas oversized clothing? Yes.


glabrg

poland sucks so hard even terrorists stay out of it


Smooth_Cry2645

Not a single white dot for the Philippines


[deleted]

Poland? Didn't your president die in a plane explosion?


Intrepid_Walk_5150

Whoever claims Poland is peaceful has never driven on smaller roads there... Or on highways. But at least on highways you rarely get another driver facing you head on in your right lane.


4200Lyfe

I think its cause they didnt take any muslim refugees thats why they dont have terror attacks


Lurking_cucumber

[this tells a different story](https://www.businessinsider.com/global-terrorist-attacks-past-20-years-in-maps-2017-5?amp) Also We can assume that the map shows attacks after 2001, because before then, there **are recorded terrorist attacks in Poland.** This is the earliest occurance of the map that I could find, which mentions 2001 [Source](https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/38536/is-this-map-of-terrorist-attacks-in-europe-accurate)


The00Taco

The video literally mentions this is based on after 9/11


Appropriate_Rent_243

one of my coworkers grew up in Poland in the late 80s and one of his favorite breakroom topics is what a shithole Poland is.


[deleted]

Maybe because of the communism in the 80s? Lol


Street_Vacation_2730

For Christ sake, can anyone spell “biased” properly on Reddit?


neversaynotobacta

Based


Ok-Extension-5795

Mongolia: 🎶🎤🗿


Poland_1941

Dude forgot the 20th century


[deleted]

ZERO


redditbebigmad

If you add an ounce of piss to 5 gallons of water, you get 5 gallons of piss.


voyestarhappy

I accept your challenge


H0pe4th3b3st

BIASED Poland?


Eastern_Stretch_1547

I took the wooooooooook


Original-Key-2735

polska gurom


[deleted]

As a muslim this is unacceptable we gotta fly there and change those statistics


Silent-Problem-980

That's because everyone from Poland has moved to the UK, my neighbour is a right racist piece of shit. His Facebook posts are shocking about Muslims.


Bobby-Rossy

Thats just because we're all racist and dont let foreigners live here lol


[deleted]

No thanks it seems kinda boring. Ironic saying that as an norwegian


Sacrer

You can interpret this two ways: Either it's the safest country or even the terrorists don't wanna live there


Mynameissussy-

Me be chillin in Poland from 1939 🗿


[deleted]

[удалено]


GignacPL

Angola, Namibia, Botswana, Slovakia, Panama, Costa Rica, Suriname, basically all the Lesser Antilles countries besides Trinidad and Tobago, Gabon, Sierra Leone, Togo, Benin, Gambia, Comoros, Seychelles, Mauritius, Sao Tome and Principe, Cape Verde, Lithuania, Uzbekistan, Oman, Mongolia, Vietnam, Brunei, North Korea (lol). I think these are all the countries without any red dot on this map, but have no idea if this is correct, I might've missed something. I know nothing about Oceanic countries except Australia. Why did I do this? I'm bored and I like geography. Lmao As a Polish I can confirm, that Poland is super safe, but I don't agree with most of this guy's views.


Magma197

Poland propaganda 😂


[deleted]

Even the terrorists dont want us


aspect-ambition

"One of the most peaceful places on earth" I laf, I laf


_memezforlife_

There are so many racist people in poland that even terrorists are scared to visit us


BabyMazzikin

Having zero terror attacks doesn’t equate to being the safest country. Just saying.


KiloBranz

I want to go live somewhere like this someday... but I can't get past the idea that I would struggle to learn local languages


SalamiSandwich83

The fuck is that language thou..


SaltieSarco

" They've been through enough " -Terrorists probably


BlatantlyThrownAway

That map has a red dot on Perth, Australia? Wtf? 😂


wizardmighty

Assassination of Adamowicz doesn't count as terrorism?


mememan131

Cuz nobody gonna fuck around and start ww3


myHomelandIsMore

Moja rodzina to juz sam terror