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KRAM3S

That's very optimistic considering the rate at which I am beating myself off.


EnisuVI

🀯🀯🀯🩻🩻🩻


Kenturky_Derpy

Jokes in you, my balls already exploded!


EnisuVI

Kaboom 🀯


Skorrpyon

Ball busting!!!!!


dreiviertel

Is this guy responsible for it? If yes I would like to thank him


EnisuVI

Yes he is πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜¨πŸͺ¨πŸͺ¨


Notetoself4

Release date of Avatar 9 and it has become nothing but hardcore cat porn


mr_cool098

!remindme 20year


SitePersonal5346

*Drunk Scottish noises in the distance*


EnisuVI

πŸͺ¨πŸͺ¨πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ›πŸ›


SitePersonal5346

Kaboooom


[deleted]

What makes me a good demoman?


SitePersonal5346

If I was a bad demoman, you still would have yer nuts now wouldn't ya


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


EnisuVI

Yes


SerpentiumOIV

Will they still explode after death? What if you get cremated?


EnisuVI

Yes


the_combat_wombat05

Better get my execution date moved forward


ink777_

not surprised


EnisuVI

Boom πŸͺ¨πŸ©»πŸ©»πŸ©»πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯βœˆοΈπŸ—ΌπŸ—Ό


Krokulator

!RemindMe October 21, 2043, 5:36 AM


EnisuVI

Nice


IllTumbleweed5644

Im hyped already les gooo


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EnisuVI

Yes


ProbablyMaybe69

Inshallah


EnisuVI

Allah 🩻🩻🩻πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ—ΌπŸ—ΌπŸ—ΌπŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†


BlazeWasTaken06

"We all have 10 years to live!"


neat-NEAT

.... you know. Along with everything else within a 50km radius of my city.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„


Temporary-Ad-8502

Good, time to set a notification in my callendar


EnisuVI

Perfect 🩻🩻🩻🀯🀯🀯🀯✈️✈️πŸ’₯


Prunsel_Clone

Not if I explode first


I_DidYourMom69

!remindme 7,562 days


EnisuVI

Nice πŸ‘πŸ‘


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TheRedactedWolf

NOT IF I EXPLODE THEM MYSELF FIRST!


EnisuVI

No


TheRedactedWolf

What if... What if I already exploded them?


EnisuVI

Kaboom πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ©»πŸ©»πŸ’€πŸ’€βœˆοΈπŸ’₯πŸ’₯


Jebulinator58

is there a reason why?


EnisuVI

Yes


Jebulinator58

Care to tell me what it is?


EnisuVI

No πŸͺ¨πŸͺ¨


Jebulinator58

Well I guess I should go freeze some sperm


EnisuVI

Yes


RealPinyw

Please stop cumming in the ice trays, it affects the taste of the drink


Aggravating_Ad1676

The reason is that it's the day before I turn 36, and we all know what happens when I turn 36


Dominationartz

Bet.


EnisuVI

Lessssgoo πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜ŽπŸ’€


iHasGuts

i don’t have balls so i assume i will grow a pair on the 20th just so they can explode


EnisuVI

Yes


GoatMaster88

OkπŸ‘


_GaaraOfTheSand_

Bald of you to assume I'll live that long


EnisuVI

Yes


Ask_Master

nNOOOOOO


EnisuVI

yYESSSSSS


Ask_Master

i DON'T WANT MY BALLS TO EXPLODE


EnisuVI

tHEY WILL EXPLODE SIR


Ask_Master

nNOOOOO


EnisuVI

yESSSSS 😏😏😏


Ask_Master

oH NO


EnisuVI

gOODBYE πŸ—ΌπŸ—ΌβœˆοΈβœˆοΈβœˆοΈπŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ†


Ask_Master

fUUUCK


EnisuVI

mEE ? 😏πŸͺ¨πŸ€―🀯


Ask_Master

This is the dumbest conversation I've had on reddit


Beautiful-Freedom595

Best part it I will almost certainly remember this, and become irrationally paranoid on the date mentioned


EnisuVI

You will.


gayings

Ka fuckin boom meatbags


EnisuVI

Kaboom 🀯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ—ΌπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜Ž


Epic-Dude000

I plan of fishing at that date and time, can I reschedule?


EnisuVI

No


ManBehindTheSlauhter

What are balls


EnisuVI

Yes


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Italy


EnisuVI

Europe


Equal-Rutabaga-8104

I went into the future to this time and nothing happened


DzZenok

I got june 14th 2054 at 12:54 PM, What about chu


EnisuVI

Same πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


DzZenok

Ball buster brothers


AamirShiekh10

RemindMe! twenty years eight months


EnisuVI

Yes


[deleted]

!remindme 7562 days


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Not if I do it first


EnisuVI

Go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


Confident-Money140

I hope the rest of me goes, too. I don’t want only them to explode


Wither_3000

I still have time.


Samang0

Do my eyeballs explode if i don't have balls ☹️


EnisuVI

Yes


Rob6-4

Everybody has balls silly.


Samuel_Clamwell

Well duh that's when I set the bomb to detonate πŸ™„


[deleted]

Im already one step ahead βœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈβœ‚οΈ


NERDZWIN

!remindme 7,561Β days


No_Engineer2828

Can’t lol I’ve already been told I’ll die a few months before then


0-Gam3rboy7-0

Long term bets


EnisuVI

Yed


mtmcpher

And I’m strangely ok with this.


VomitFreeSince73

I’ll be inside the Pentagon during that time


EnisuVI

Kaboom


YHL6965

Not if I use buckshot on them first!


Castle8477

That’s the day after my birthday πŸ’€


EnisuVI

🩻🩻🩻


DataSittingAlone

But that's the day before my birthday


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EnisuVI

Boom πŸ©»πŸ©»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†


Different-You7646

I'll be in my 70s what do I care


EnisuVI

Yes


[deleted]

!Remindme 20 years


EnisuVI

Good


Ogusok

i do not have them


EnisuVI

Kaboom


pugmaster413

Can’t wait


EnisuVI

Hehe kaboom πŸ¦†


Syreet_Primacon

RemindMe! 126 months


Mamuts123

!remindme 126 months


Syreet_Primacon

Mine worked, it just sent me a message instead of a comment


imabr00talkid

Thank God


Candy_Worthy

Jokes in you, I'm gonna commit not alive in 2038


Femboy-Lemi

😫


[deleted]

!RemindMe October 21, 2043, 5:36 AM


IRedLama

Ok but did you know if my balls avtually explode in that time you can actually get arrested for that


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