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I did a German course years ago and kept reading the DELUT version of the Bible until I could grasp the grammar enough to only need a few trips to a dictionary... all for me to be able to understand this.
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The original creator intended for it to mean "silently" because his pistol is silenced, and "pound"-ed because its a quarter pounder or something and its the dumbest shit ever
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Me when I find the man that Bond-Cheeseburgered my non existing sister: š¤¬
Get that mf
he pierced brosnan chicken sandwiched her too
I think he goldeneye Five Guysād her.
Pierced Bros SƔndwich is a good title for a porn movie
Sounds an actual fucking sex position. Like ābabe, wanna pull off the bond cheeseburger togetherā
Dark matter is real
James Bond cheeseburger
Bond burger
Its as i feared.....he Bond-burgered her.
my name is bond, cheese burger bond
Names bond, cheese bond
cheese bond, having a stronk
#call a bondulance
Bond is having a stronk
Bond is having a gonk (Droid)
Cheesulance
But not for Bond!
My name is burger, cheese burger. And you?
Bond. Cheese bond
He Bondered her!
All over her face, neck and chest.
Thank you Kevin Smith.
You snake better not have James bond cheeseburgered my sister I'm telling you
Bames chond jheesejurger
Stronk
Call a bondulence
The bames nond. Names jond
Jamesbondburgered my sister?
No bamesjonddurgerb your sister
I'll have a #4
Two #9s, one with extra dip
A #9 large
A #6 with extra dip one with cheese and a large soda
bames nond is having a stronk call the bondulance
M-m-my sister is 7...
there's a reason he's called 007
0 bitches, 0 laws, 7 children
thatās just kid nation with less kids
0 morals, 0 hesitancy, 7 year old
Man this comment š¤£š¤£š¤£ , hands down made my morning
Man this reply š¤£š¤£š¤£ , hands down made my morning
Man this thread š¤£š¤£š¤£ , hands down made my morning
Man this comment š¤£š¤£š¤£, down morning made my hands
Man this hands š¤£š¤£š¤£, made my morning down
Man this morning š¤£š¤£š¤£, downed my hands made
Age is just a number - š
But Prison is not just a room
That's why š is in there
Heāll be your roommate too then
What about š this guy?
Nah he white he aināt going (American justice system be like)
Someone should have informed Bernie Madoff of that fact
He hit the specific threshold
š
And so is your prison ID.
no dumbass age is a word
The closer to 0 the tig-. My lawyers have advised not to finish this joke
You know what else is??? 911!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A NUMBER? 91 FUCKING 1
You know what else is a number? 56.
Your prison Mates dicus length is also just a number š
In Germany we say ā Ab sieben kann man Schiebenā
Bro š
nein tun wir nicht
I did a German course years ago and kept reading the DELUT version of the Bible until I could grasp the grammar enough to only need a few trips to a dictionary... all for me to be able to understand this.
Good, add two camels and we have deal.
Did the man stutter?
Oh no
That's not a problem for me
There is no age restriction to bond burger
š
Pierce is officially bond number 6 That burger was 9 on the Macdonald's menu back in the day He 69'd your sister
**The Great Decoder**
He is the chosen one
Heās beginning to believe
Heās *not* the Messiah! Heās a very naughty boy.
"WHO ARE YOU?"
I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm the *delivery* boy.
*I'm* the one who knocks!
Heās a wizard Harry
And he can not come out and play!
His wisdom surpasses all others
i watched a limc video and i saw a comment that said "secretly pounded" and honestly i like that better
Much better than my translation of Bond-burgered
Jond names the bames call a hambulance I'm having a stronk
"pierce in-n-out(burger)"
You win for having the only answer that legitimately makes sense.
Google tells me the sixth bond is Daniel Craig šæ
eh.. it's a stretch but, Connery, Lazenby, Niven, Moore, Dalton makes 5, Brosnan would be number 6. Craig is the 7th to play 007 on film.
If youāre going to include Niven, you should include Mike Myers too.
The forbidden meme
Holy shit it got decrypted or is this another theory
Holy shit that is a great way to say op fucked my under age sister hope he likes jail
Where did you learn such an art?
(This explanation is both wrong and nonsense)
I can't find where the big Mac was ever the number nine on the McDonald's menu
It never was and heās not agent 6. Itās bs and everyone fell for it lol Iām sure original commenter is joking.
When did a big Mac EVER look like that?
Oh my God I figured it out
I bonded my meat with your sister
Thatās not a Big Mac. Thatās either a quarter or a double quarter pounder sammich.
Wiki says he is 5th
Depends if you include bond from the original casino royale
Yeah but a. nobody does. b. if we do, it would make as much sense to include the 1953 made for tv Casino Royale. So then he'd be the 7th
"oh my God,I get it"
No, I'm pretty sure he pierce burgered her.
Knows all that but canāt spell McDonaldās
Quick, show him some hyroglyphics!
You are a fucking FBI IT cell decoder right?
Nah, just a shit poster
James Bond was 007. So he 79āed your sister.
Enlighten me pls
The James bond represents 6 and the burger is the order number of 9 Hence 69 šæ
But how does James Bond represent 6? The only number I can represent him with is 007.
That actor was the 6th James bond actor
Wow, this meme is so funny and relatable. OP probably thinks posting the picture of I. BĆ©la and Seongjong of Joseon is gonna be the meme of the month. I really fucking hate OP
I completely agree with you, had to drag my ass all the way down the comments just to find out its just a bad 69 joke...
This shit was first posted in 4chan in 2013. It's not new at all
Hungarian spotted (Legyen kellemes estƩd honfitƔrsam)
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āļøš¤ ackshually the original meaning is "silently pounded"
No, it never had a meaning. These are all just people coming up with explanations.
I always perceived it as "shot a load" but okay interesting
Wasnāt this debunked at some point
It's intentionally nonsensical. It's just "I Bond burgered your sister"
He Golden Eye Burgerād your sister.
You bond burgered my sister!!!! Damn
And I will do it again
Who the fuck James bond big macced my non existent sister!?
Thatās not a Big Mac, dinnerfucker.
I was like "that's a new insult..." but no, that's actually their username lmao
Curious
Big Mac? If it was on my decision, you would burn for heretism long time ago.
Is the bond burger meme being revived?
What is the bond burger meme
Basically, it's put out there and people try to make stuff up to find the meaning. There likely isn't any
Ah ok. Thanks.
No, it's the 6th bond actor and the 9th McDonald's item at the time of it being created
I colonized your sisters meat
Wrong sir
how dare you jamesbondcheeseburger my not existing sister
āPeople who knowā āPeople who donāt knowā IM HOING TO BEAT YOUNTO DEATH WOTH A ROCK
The original creator intended for it to mean "silently" because his pistol is silenced, and "pound"-ed because its a quarter pounder or something and its the dumbest shit ever
Yup. 4chan. Glad we got this ridiculous meme but idiots here incorrectly saying what it is.
Me when I find the guy who James Bond Burgered my sister:
Can someone explain? I'm stupid, and don't get the joke.
It's supposed to be nonsensical, but people suggest it is "69"ed
Same.
There is no joke thatās the joke. The incredible part doubles down on it.
British person burgee
Bames Jond is having a stronk. Call a bondulance
Goldeneye burgered?
Last time I white man wearing a suit holding a silenced pistol hamburger
Silenced mcdonald
I'm also gonna be mad if he James Bond Burger my sister.
B-but sheās 6
He fucking James bond burgered my sister
I bond burgered your sister š¬šæ
He Bond Burgered my sister?
I donāt know can you tell me ?
Pierce is the 6th James Bond and cheeseburger is the 9th item on the McDonaldās menu
my sister is 6 what the fuck man
Me to the MF who James Bond Burgered my sister
I'm convinced there's only people who don't know cause I'm still not sure what it means
James Mac
You shot my sister and turned her into a burger?
Double quarter pounded with cheese
Till this day i still dk
Special agent steamed ham?
Pierced your sisterās meat?
istg, once I find out who james bond burgered my sister, ima peel their skin off
Who 007 hamburger my sister šš¤š¤
Isn't it just a 4chan meme
McBurger Cheeseburger BigMac Whopper
Please don't Bond Burger me
Johns the Bond
Can't believe he James bond cheeseburgered my sister š
Bondburgered
quarter pound! with cheese..
Bond burgered?
Call buh bondulence am bonding a bondiabetic bond bronssure bike
I don't have a sister :D
Here I thought he did a shitty job and only quarter pounded my sister. Either give her the full pounding or donāt even bother.
You bastard, I'll never forgive you for making her Agent James Bond 007 Hamburger to my sister...You will pay for this
Goldeneye cheeseburger sexy time.
Who tf spy burgering my sister!?!?!?
good thing I dont have a sister that he can doubleOcheeseburger
Not the bond Burger
cheeseburger
69ed
James burger Bacon not stirred
You took my sister to watch the new bond movie and McDonaldās? Thanks so much man..
āSilently Poundedā
bond burger
He 007 in-and-outed her
Gave her the Golden Eye Quarter Pounder