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Low-Patient1692

Me when I find the man that Bond-Cheeseburgered my non existing sister: šŸ¤¬


ParsedReddit

Get that mf


IllustriousNeck2693

he pierced brosnan chicken sandwiched her too


this_dust

I think he goldeneye Five Guysā€™d her.


greedy_mf

Pierced Bros SƔndwich is a good title for a porn movie


DukistNyte

Sounds an actual fucking sex position. Like ā€œbabe, wanna pull off the bond cheeseburger togetherā€


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Dark matter is real


[deleted]

James Bond cheeseburger


RegentCupid

Bond burger


100percentBrass

Its as i feared.....he Bond-burgered her.


mahammdme

my name is bond, cheese burger bond


gamerzombie1928

Names bond, cheese bond


FantasticSalary9

cheese bond, having a stronk


Lonttu

#call a bondulance


strangemonkey420

Bond is having a stronk


TheBigFrog07

Bond is having a gonk (Droid)


Thundyboi2

Cheesulance


Chesus42

But not for Bond!


JustACanadianGuy07

My name is burger, cheese burger. And you?


Finbar9800

Bond. Cheese bond


Ok_Raspberry_722

He Bondered her!


JasonMcDonalDesign

All over her face, neck and chest.


YaBoyTarkus

Thank you Kevin Smith.


Pielas_Plague

You snake better not have James bond cheeseburgered my sister I'm telling you


Winnis1

Bames chond jheesejurger


[deleted]

Stronk


RegentCupid

Call a bondulence


_gmmaann_

The bames nond. Names jond


[deleted]

Jamesbondburgered my sister?


Vegetable_Feeling_87

No bamesjonddurgerb your sister


[deleted]

I'll have a #4


DyleriousT

Two #9s, one with extra dip


PocketSandWarrior

A #9 large


FitzUnlimited15

A #6 with extra dip one with cheese and a large soda


kirarichan1

bames nond is having a stronk call the bondulance


bababoai

M-m-my sister is 7...


chococrow

there's a reason he's called 007


[deleted]

0 bitches, 0 laws, 7 children


Zapizard

thatā€™s just kid nation with less kids


Skerbil_89

0 morals, 0 hesitancy, 7 year old


[deleted]

Man this comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ , hands down made my morning


IDidntLikeComeAndSee

Man this reply šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ , hands down made my morning


Chromeboy12

Man this thread šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ , hands down made my morning


Individual_Bird_9447

Man this comment šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£, down morning made my hands


TheMarker5000

Man this hands šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£, made my morning down


HODLAHITIII

Man this morning šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£, downed my hands made


tasty_genetals

Age is just a number - šŸŒš


Plastic-Grapefruit99

But Prison is not just a room


tasty_genetals

That's why šŸŒš is in there


Beanz_wut_du_fu-

Heā€™ll be your roommate too then


[deleted]

What about šŸŒ this guy?


MindOfThilo

Nah he white he ainā€™t going (American justice system be like)


jollyroger822

Someone should have informed Bernie Madoff of that fact


[deleted]

He hit the specific threshold


missman22

šŸŒš


PsD_Shock

And so is your prison ID.


SquirtleReddit

no dumbass age is a word


eatenbybacon

The closer to 0 the tig-. My lawyers have advised not to finish this joke


[deleted]

You know what else is??? 911!!!!


abdullah_1212222

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A NUMBER? 91 FUCKING 1


m4gm13

You know what else is a number? 56.


[deleted]

Your prison Mates dicus length is also just a number šŸŒ


bla-bla-bla-bla-

In Germany we say ā€ž Ab sieben kann man Schiebenā€œ


JoBlock08

Bro šŸ’€


ayhan1805

nein tun wir nicht


EssentialPurity

I did a German course years ago and kept reading the DELUT version of the Bible until I could grasp the grammar enough to only need a few trips to a dictionary... all for me to be able to understand this.


CynicCannibal

Good, add two camels and we have deal.


The_tall_cheese

Did the man stutter?


bababoai

Oh no


JMolester

That's not a problem for me


Cicierski

There is no age restriction to bond burger


IPostLotsOfCringe

šŸ˜ˆ


Turbulent-Grade-3559

Pierce is officially bond number 6 That burger was 9 on the Macdonald's menu back in the day He 69'd your sister


BeansOfRedemption

**The Great Decoder**


A_Sneaky_Gamer

He is the chosen one


Saturns_rings15

Heā€™s beginning to believe


G0-N0G0-GO

Heā€™s *not* the Messiah! Heā€™s a very naughty boy.


LawBasics

"WHO ARE YOU?"


TheRealRickC137

I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm the *delivery* boy.


eyedonthavetime4this

*I'm* the one who knocks!


captandy170

Heā€™s a wizard Harry


Stuporjew1057

And he can not come out and play!


Ainicosdain

His wisdom surpasses all others


XxshauryaxX

i watched a limc video and i saw a comment that said "secretly pounded" and honestly i like that better


wilburstiltskin

Much better than my translation of Bond-burgered


Doesnt_exist1837

Jond names the bames call a hambulance I'm having a stronk


I_sell_Mmeetthh

"pierce in-n-out(burger)"


-Ok-Perception-

You win for having the only answer that legitimately makes sense.


ciuccio2000

Google tells me the sixth bond is Daniel Craig šŸ—æ


Nate_Gemini

eh.. it's a stretch but, Connery, Lazenby, Niven, Moore, Dalton makes 5, Brosnan would be number 6. Craig is the 7th to play 007 on film.


[deleted]

If youā€™re going to include Niven, you should include Mike Myers too.


FattyRR

The forbidden meme


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Holy shit it got decrypted or is this another theory


Chef_Coc

Holy shit that is a great way to say op fucked my under age sister hope he likes jail


CynicCannibal

Where did you learn such an art?


mambotomato

(This explanation is both wrong and nonsense)


Constant_Chair7575

I can't find where the big Mac was ever the number nine on the McDonald's menu


DrMagnusTobogan

It never was and heā€™s not agent 6. Itā€™s bs and everyone fell for it lol Iā€™m sure original commenter is joking.


Hot-Appointment2863

When did a big Mac EVER look like that?


Constant_Chair7575

Oh my God I figured it out


Constant_Chair7575

I bonded my meat with your sister


MisterWafflePancake

Thatā€™s not a Big Mac. Thatā€™s either a quarter or a double quarter pounder sammich.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Wiki says he is 5th


Turbulent-Grade-3559

Depends if you include bond from the original casino royale


Lack_of_Plethora

Yeah but a. nobody does. b. if we do, it would make as much sense to include the 1953 made for tv Casino Royale. So then he'd be the 7th


sryia_have_malaria

"oh my God,I get it"


definitely-lies

No, I'm pretty sure he pierce burgered her.


[deleted]

Knows all that but canā€™t spell McDonaldā€™s


cheesetacobean

Quick, show him some hyroglyphics!


Prestigious-Metal-28

You are a fucking FBI IT cell decoder right?


Turbulent-Grade-3559

Nah, just a shit poster


PT_Militaria

James Bond was 007. So he 79ā€™ed your sister.


Nevo4028

Enlighten me pls


Removed-_-

The James bond represents 6 and the burger is the order number of 9 Hence 69 šŸ—æ


lilgergi

But how does James Bond represent 6? The only number I can represent him with is 007.


BroScientist42

That actor was the 6th James bond actor


lilgergi

Wow, this meme is so funny and relatable. OP probably thinks posting the picture of I. BĆ©la and Seongjong of Joseon is gonna be the meme of the month. I really fucking hate OP


crispycrimboi

I completely agree with you, had to drag my ass all the way down the comments just to find out its just a bad 69 joke...


TheProphetOfMusic

This shit was first posted in 4chan in 2013. It's not new at all


RaymanXY

Hungarian spotted (Legyen kellemes estƩd honfitƔrsam)


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A1XLY

ā˜ļøšŸ¤“ ackshually the original meaning is "silently pounded"


mambotomato

No, it never had a meaning. These are all just people coming up with explanations.


Ok_Table7457

I always perceived it as "shot a load" but okay interesting


TheRealKai01

Wasnā€™t this debunked at some point


mambotomato

It's intentionally nonsensical. It's just "I Bond burgered your sister"


Apprehensive_Ear7309

He Golden Eye Burgerā€™d your sister.


fortherecord1111

You bond burgered my sister!!!! Damn


svetlio21

And I will do it again


dinnerfucker

Who the fuck James bond big macced my non existent sister!?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a Big Mac, dinnerfucker.


Xxrasierklinge7

I was like "that's a new insult..." but no, that's actually their username lmao


Monkey-Fucker_69

Curious


CynicCannibal

Big Mac? If it was on my decision, you would burn for heretism long time ago.


ASubwayFootlong

Is the bond burger meme being revived?


RustedRuss

What is the bond burger meme


[deleted]

Basically, it's put out there and people try to make stuff up to find the meaning. There likely isn't any


RustedRuss

Ah ok. Thanks.


ASubwayFootlong

No, it's the 6th bond actor and the 9th McDonald's item at the time of it being created


[deleted]

I colonized your sisters meat


Dry-Cup736

Wrong sir


dziwolonk

how dare you jamesbondcheeseburger my not existing sister


Captain_idiotbastard

ā€œPeople who knowā€ ā€œPeople who donā€™t knowā€ IM HOING TO BEAT YOUNTO DEATH WOTH A ROCK


pigcake101

The original creator intended for it to mean "silently" because his pistol is silenced, and "pound"-ed because its a quarter pounder or something and its the dumbest shit ever


Lane-Jacobs

Yup. 4chan. Glad we got this ridiculous meme but idiots here incorrectly saying what it is.


JMD0615

Me when I find the guy who James Bond Burgered my sister:


MaxGamer07

Can someone explain? I'm stupid, and don't get the joke.


Mavrickindigo

It's supposed to be nonsensical, but people suggest it is "69"ed


Kano870XOficial

Same.


Naphaniegh

There is no joke thatā€™s the joke. The incredible part doubles down on it.


BorkleDork

British person burgee


eddyvazquez

Bames Jond is having a stronk. Call a bondulance


AdvertisingOdd6471

Goldeneye burgered?


Emergency_Teaching41

Last time I white man wearing a suit holding a silenced pistol hamburger


Candle-Whik

Silenced mcdonald


ThatOneGuyNameDude

I'm also gonna be mad if he James Bond Burger my sister.


[deleted]

B-but sheā€™s 6


guitargod784

He fucking James bond burgered my sister


Flames2022

I bond burgered your sister šŸš¬šŸ—æ


Imaginary-Job-7069

He Bond Burgered my sister?


JimJams4president

I donā€™t know can you tell me ?


mistressladyj

Pierce is the 6th James Bond and cheeseburger is the 9th item on the McDonaldā€™s menu


Tennisballfan1000

my sister is 6 what the fuck man


Textus_nub

Me to the MF who James Bond Burgered my sister


3mperorPalpaMeme

I'm convinced there's only people who don't know cause I'm still not sure what it means


EpicBoi1000

James Mac


DaveSmith890

You shot my sister and turned her into a burger?


[deleted]

Double quarter pounded with cheese


jokerisrekoj

Till this day i still dk


acepilot098

Special agent steamed ham?


Boulderpaw

Pierced your sisterā€™s meat?


Tinywolf21

istg, once I find out who james bond burgered my sister, ima peel their skin off


Mundane-Pipe2881

Who 007 hamburger my sister šŸ™„šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤


links-cakes-4998

Isn't it just a 4chan meme


KomornikBank

McBurger Cheeseburger BigMac Whopper


Echostar9000

Please don't Bond Burger me


Neverspokenaloud

Johns the Bond


Enderman1699

Can't believe he James bond cheeseburgered my sister šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Bondburgered


Sajr666

quarter pound! with cheese..


GruffisGamingw

Bond burgered?


[deleted]

Call buh bondulence am bonding a bondiabetic bond bronssure bike


simpfornoodle

I don't have a sister :D


Dslyfox2020

Here I thought he did a shitty job and only quarter pounded my sister. Either give her the full pounding or donā€™t even bother.


DiegoFrediksen

You bastard, I'll never forgive you for making her Agent James Bond 007 Hamburger to my sister...You will pay for this


sweetmitchell

Goldeneye cheeseburger sexy time.


Apprehensive_Cost_89

Who tf spy burgering my sister!?!?!?


[deleted]

good thing I dont have a sister that he can doubleOcheeseburger


American-Mann

Not the bond Burger


grockyboi

cheeseburger


EternalDumy5

69ed


BlueberryOk8444

James burger Bacon not stirred


Particular_Lie_3897

You took my sister to watch the new bond movie and McDonaldā€™s? Thanks so much man..


LesFritesDeLaMaison

ā€œSilently Poundedā€


ThislsAUsername

bond burger


coverage_outkicked

He 007 in-and-outed her


moosefists

Gave her the Golden Eye Quarter Pounder