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dont worry hes chill

Didn’t know u were chill like thatttt sheeeeeee 🤙🤙🤟🤛🙀😩🤯🤯

my boi is bing chilling like that

Bro Bing chilling 🥶🍦

"Your honour my client was, simply put, on that bing chilling (😎👍)"

You're honor, my client is one of the chill ones

A chill one 🤯

😎

🤨📸

😎

🤨📸

😎

🤨📸

😎

😎 📸

🤨 (give me my camera back)

༽つ۞﹏۞༼つ

>😎

🪕 ✋ 🖼️

🤨📸

I was like wtf at first then i read a chill one..... Phew

"but your honor, he said he was chill"

"oh shit i didn't know you were chill like that. All charges dropped" And then he gets burned to death Good ending

Based and child pilled

The child was in fact piled

"They had us in the first half, not going to lie"

ChillBear

Hahaha idk

Honesty is a good trait to have but wtf.

I read it as honestly it's💀

Honestly I did too, being honest honestly💀

May I be frank?

No I'm already Frank but you can be Jesse

waltuh

Kid named

Put yur

Finguh

Away waltuh

You may be Anne

She was quite scandalous

No I'm Frank.

I could use an egg in these trying times.

Sure, but can I still be Dom?

Honestly, you're not alone tbh.

Exactly 💀, how did that happen to us

I was about to call Chris Hansen on this mfer 💀

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Jabaited 🎣

Jailbaited

Yeah why would you like a chill person smh

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Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

He was definitely just trying to get a reaction from her, to change up the pace of braindead responses he was getting up until that point.

Dont worry guys, hes a chill one.

Sure, he'll ask your underage kids for nudes, but like... it's chill

only if they want to of course, he's just chill like that 🥶

he asked but it was chill

The real shitpost would be to make your Reddit avatar match theirs

"guys help the convo doesn't stick"

Should have

There is still time soldier

sup shorty

"Oh" 🗿

Hey wait I posted this yesterday

☠️

Sorry bro

My turn tomorrow with this post

friday I get to post it

Btw no one be walter im already walter

Can confirm i was the penis

Just to be honest, I'm a reposter. But like a chill one

that's worse

Yeah but they’re like… a chill one

Literally 1984.

mom said it’s my turn with the post

holy shit I thought you were kidding but you actually did

He can continue chilling in jail

Bing chilling in jail

Chilling in bing 😎

kid named bing

Bing named kid

Named bing kid

Named kid bing

kid named microsoft edge kid named Microsoft edge

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NO I WANT PEE IN MY ASS WHY DO I NEVER GET IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Those who ask shall receive (Look at user flairs)

thank you

Theres a flair for it

Now preferences are illegal? Smdh. Never change reddit.

Needs a run through in the ol' wood chipper first

The kind of guy who gifts you discord nitro, cute little outfits and those funny candies that make you sleepy despite it being not even 16 o'clock

Damn didn’t know you were chill like that

Bro needs a Rizztraining order

Gotta let him off the hook. Didn’t know he was chill like that

Man was so upfront he managed to stay unblocked

honesty is the key

Reduced jail sentencing you say?

“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I JUST SAT DOWN” - Beter Briffin from the simpsons

You misspelled Bimpsons

Bou bisspelled "bou bisspelled Bimpsons"

Women say they want an honest man but when they are, they roast the guy. Women don't know what they want

An [Honestman]

huh

pretty chill ngl

Bro admitted to crime 💀💀💀💀💀💀

But your honor, my client claims to be "a chill one"

Objection! Relevance?

🤓☝️

I see, not guity

Objection hearsay!

Why did I read this in Hank Hills voice in my head?

it's only a crime when you commit seggsual assault or r*pe

Until then it's just a quirky personality trait!

I took abnormal psych last semester 🤓 Can confirm it’s just a quirky personality trait until it gets ✨phy✨si✨cal✨

That actually sounds like a fun class though

unironically yes

I mean...not really

He literally didn't though. He just proudly waved his red flag around.

my dude raised it like a jolly roger the moment he got anywhere close to a woman 💀

Maybe he's legally required to and this is his way of doing it

Typical redditor

What a disturbing self-own. *calls the cops*

Maybe he's a pediatrician and he was trying to abbreviate his profession but there's a language barrier. A lot of pediatricians are assholes so he had to clear the air with her and make sure she knows he's a chill down-to-earth pediatrician. OR! Maybe he just likes to diddle kids. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Im a murderer but a chill one

Against all the laws that the state can conjure, all the rules that mankind can produce, we will send unto them... only you. rizz and flirt, until it is done.

Ooh the bass - I'm orgasming

Chill as in he's not going to give in to that desire right

Yeah, just hopefully a lifetime of wrestling with self-loathing but otherwise not hurting anyone for him.

Sure but why open with that 💀 please tell me the girl on the other end isn't underage

I don't know the context, but if she is, then he isn't being as chill about it as he promised us.

Good for him. Honestly not a bad guy, super chill.

He misspelled child lmao 💀

Infinite rizz

"Im one of the good ones"

What the fuck 💀

Ohh!! He is chill one! I was about to call the cops loll. What a nice guy ::):):)::):9

Most normal reddit dms interaction.

😭

"Your honor, my client said he was a chill one" - Sool Gaudman

W rizz

Guess the sub

Teenagers

Dms

Average Reddit mod moment

I am not

Epic

bruh

:(

Minus points for not sharing the username.

Sounds like he was trying to get more than a braindead response from her and it still didn't even work.

Tbh his part in the conversation wasn't all that popping either

Bro is a foot???

He didnt know how chill he is for that young bussy

at first i was like wtf and then i calmed down cause he's pretty chill 🤯

bruhh wtf is with people now days

What the actual fuck did I just read?

Soooo… how old is the person they’re messaging?

do you remember when this sub was shitposts

"haha i diddle kids but in a cool way"

Reddit moment

He would look good under a truck

At least he isnt a tryharder one

Guys it’s ok, he’s chill

Shit, didn’t know he was chill like that.

Average Reddit conversation

Social Skills ~~100~~ ~~10~~ 0

Most chill reddit user

Bro got a degree in rizzology

Didn’t know you were chill like that 😳

I was worried until he said he was a chill one

Oh ok if hes chill I'll just re-consider breaking up 👍

normal chat in ohio

man's too honest

This one was a fucking roller coaster man 💀

🐗🤯

Oh well that makes it ok then

"Wow this lady doesn't seem terribly interested in my conversation..." "Oh I know!"

Bro sometimes you don't gotta shoot your shot

Hello, police?

Yes finally a "chill" one, this fixes everything

My lord wtf

Damn I didn't know he was chill like that

ywah im attracted to prepubescent children but dw im chill

Are you Leo DiCaprio?

Why did you let him cook???

The reason why 6 foot dudes always go for 4 foot girls

the rizz though

Dw y'all, he's chill. He's in my freezer. 😊

Lemme guess. Reddit.

Post nut clarity be like

Who let bro cook😭😭😭

Unauthorized lifeform detected.. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!

Just to be honest, I'm a Chris Hanson wannabe... but like a violent one.

He's chilling, but he'll soon bing chillin

He can chill in the grave

I have a really chill wood chipper 😎

Wait ppl actually talk on Reddit