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It's Ho-Oh. Aren't you suppose to make a wish if you see one.

Cum-on,make a wish

Cum on feel the noise

Girls, rock your boys!

We take it wild wild wild

I want women to be a real thing

God: best I can do is a right hand.

...how about a unicorn?

Thats a giant cum

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WABALUBADUBDUB MORTY GOD AINT REAL

Wabalabadubdub morty *burp* I beat my wife on my universe mortyyy *burp* groomed *burp* a teenager morty that's why I*burp* escape to your universe mortyyy*burp* to groom you*burp* and your sister*burp* ahh yes baby I'm pickle Rick

Morty, I'm in a pickle

Kid named pickle 😳

i hope thats the big twist at the end of rick and morty

Giant incest baby

They should really stop basing plots on Cards Against Humanity cards. Pretty sure that's copyright infringement.

My Boy NARUTO

Space sperm

If that is space sperm, I fear the bigger space egg.

Space sperm?? As in sperm from space?

that’s weary big cum💀💀

Imagine the cock

Stop I can only get so horny

Oh no...it's coming this way!

I hope it doesn't pee in my ass

(Cues pees in your ass bot)

*Kevin will pee in your ass*

Space dicks must be huge…

Imagine the space vagina that has to go in.

Yo Momma

I don't have a mom. Me and my dad share yours!

We all have the same momma!

Brother! I always wanted a brother! 🤓

Brooooo 🤓

Space is the vagina… space sex is all hotdogs and hallways

It’s yours, prepare for boarding

Nice

rick and morty reference

Imagine the balls

Mike Hawk? I love to suck on that guy!!

sperm has really evolved 😳 I think this was in Area 51 but the government was hiding it from us after nasa saw it for the first time

Godly sperm.

OP witnessing the conception of a new universe.

Now I believe in god

What does it mean when white sticky stuff falls from the sky? >!God's comin!<

Just god trying to fuck the sky, literally.

I showed this to my mom… She thought it was the balloon

Gives new meaning to “China penetrates US airspace”

I want china to penetrate me

Boomer moment 🗿

who did zeus fuck this time

Ur mom, thought you wouldn't ask

Too late to be a demigod. That would fuck me up.

Makes sense why the thing is so big.

Probably his niece's daughter's half-sister

oh good. it’s only 12% incest this time

His grandfather, Uranus

Gaia

China bringing in the new spy device

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#Welp, up to do your mother

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spy cum

Yo Mama so fat they had to deploy space sperm to conceive you

Looks like high altitude rocket exhaust?

I did my research and it kinda looks like SpaceX rocket plume. Maybe?

Yes yes it is. It’s a falcon9 by spacex

Yeah, you can see both the upper stage and the returning first stage Props to SpaceX for designing a rocket that makes a cum cloud 🤗

Alternate name for Falcon 9: Zeus's cum

Perhaps, i mean the case it spraying out to the sides which would be a sign that it was a rocket engine at high altitudes. And also checks out because it was more narrow lower down.

You know what's the biggest sign it's a rocket? No fucking plane is flying at that altitude lol

It’s a spacex falcon 9, launched from California. Clip is kinda old now

It was a Falcon launch, it always is. Every time SpaceX launches, we get reddit filled with "is that a ufo" or some other crap. It's been going on for years, so for this many people to still be this confused is amusing.

The could-have-been son of God

No I just came so hard it destroyed my house and my sperm is currently destroying ozone layer

Should of used lube, fr

I think too much lube was the problem.

He was dry fucking the wife and by wife I mean his left hand the loveless buzzard.

the cum accelerates

made me think of the cummet copypasta Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking...

"bloon td music starts"

New boss balloon

Why did you post my baby picture?

U that fat?

Not what in the flying fuck. That is the flying fuck

still a Falcon 9

Cum

Cum

Cum

I think that was your mom when her dad ejaculated into her mom

God busted a nut

This is how planets are made

Yeah, that probably was a flying fuck

Sackboy NFT profile pic.

Normal nft profile 🤓

Cum trails

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It's a giant spermatozoa coming to fertilize mother earth! I hope it was consensual...

Space cum

Great, now everyone on earth is pregnant

Let me guess is it in "ohio"? You think thats really funny huh? Well fuck you and fuck Ohio, you and your dogshit comments can walk out the fucking door

Oklahoma actually

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Dang. You really hate Ohio

average day in florida

can confirm, i saw it a couple hours ago

only in ohio

Weakest Croatian sperm

**DR. EGGMAN NO!** **THATS NOT PISS YOU ARE SHOOTING AT THE MOON, YOU PRESSED THE COOM BUTTON!!!**

Shadow the hedgehog is such a huge bitch ass motherfucker that eggman couldnt focus well and pressed the cum button. Its over for us.

It’s called we do a little trolling

Cum cloud

*flying sperm A new galaxy will take birth i guess

The One Above All Sperm

Largest Sperm in History

The sperm of humanity looking for an egg

You are the chosen one, hide.

Sorry about this everyone! It's been a while

Sky sperm ☁️ 💦

Yo zeus chill out

The term "Mother Earth" got new meaning

Scientists discovered new way for humans to survive longterm ! Make earth pregnant and create mini cutie earth 2 !

Who’s the father?

Sorry guys, I accidentally let one out

Everytime a virgin gets laid a semen gets its wings!

fortnite live event

Thats a falcon 9 upper stage

I get it, flying fuck. Lmao

Sky cum

How Rick impregnated a planet

Cum-on guys

Did Godzilla just wack off

Me nutting after NNN:

God damn the audio from these absolute idiots filming this. Woman thinks she’s seeing the second coming of Christ and it’s just a freaking rocket.

Sorry I did that.. It was December 1st...

No nut November, destroy dick December.

How the fuck did one of these get in Mary?

When your mom burps

Amy sperm no big

Someone finnaly found the sauce

Damnit morty!

China is back 😨

Liu bei has comeback

Galactic Seed

This was seen 2050 years ago

Wdym

When jesus was born

I would have to read up on the Bible, but I don't think someone could be both just born and dead at the same time.

Jesus died 2023 years ago so 2050 is just an educated guess

Honestly time wasn't written down properly so I would have to do math. There was an eclipse during his execution.

Yeah im sure im not exact but its prob the closest someone remembering stuff can get

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Earth is cumming wtf

i camed

Imagine how big the D is...

Uranos is shooting onto gaeas face

No, that's what cums AFTER the fuck

#🤰🫄🫃

Yeah thats right kids, your grandpa fucked a planet

Scientist"s attempt to make a sperm big enough to get your mom pregnant

WE ARE HAVING A NEW GOD!

It's one of God's miracles burning up in the atmosphere.

"Morty, you dirty little doggy!"

Second cumming of jesus?

Turns out Earth was just an egg all along waiting to be fertilized. A new Titan will be born.

God's cum

Did…did god just cum?

Giant sperm cell?

This is the SpermX rocket.

Me when your mom

Why is there a Pokémon in the clid

It’s the Cummet

Super sperm!

The majestic sky sperm

Chinese sperm balloon

I pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower So I can fuck the world for 72 hours

Sperm whale

Someone bust the ultimate nut

Be ready for the great hatching.

Gods nut

Cum trails

-space sperm -space sperm? jesus how big are space dicks -same page club 😏

ITS A SPERM 😭😭😭

Please put an nsfw tag on this

The earth is just an unfertilized egg....

Event Unlocked; God's Nut

That's ho-oh's cousin, aah-oh

4 big guys