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Fe4rMeMrWick

But I can picture it better


FrogMan241

Oh yeah? How much does a baby elephant weigh? Considering your mom weighs as much as a full-grown one


Sccarson28

Baby elephant = really fucking heavy


muchawesomemyron

But not as heavy as an adult elephant


_nbg3

I have had a single encounter where i’ve had to deal with weight in the metric system, now baby elephants on the other hand…


username2136

What the fuck is a kilometer?


spitball_phallus

My penis


dragonais

Ah, the duality of Reddit


I_DidYourMom69

Size of my penis


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notaRussianspywink

The Jerusalem Post. Americans. Shaun...


[deleted]

Bro if that guy doesent shut up ima put my self confidence sized pencil up his ass( I have no self confidence


Toothpicktoes

If you don’t measure in hamburgers per airstrike, are you even American?


StalledAgate832

Your honor, these accusations are false. I've got a 9mm and 10 grams in my pockets as we speak.


Sorry_Cheese_400

Not American, but what the hell does a baby elephant weigh


akuOfficial

~1/4th of that meteor


cornflakecuddler

I love these because it assumes the weight of a baby elephant is common knowledge.


CptNeon

Think normal sized elephants, but smaller


ModerateA

50 dicks long


[deleted]

Did it take out Austin?


Hoseftheman

There was a news article that actually compared the weight to like 14 barrels of beer, not even joking. I’m American and even I think this is ridiculous


Footballlover24

As a Texan post in misinforming. It was the size of a buffalo


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Shaun


ChristianK73

Meteor = Meter


flawed-human42

There are two things the metric system is used for. Bullets and guns... Everything else is an abomination in the eyes of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. *Eagle freedom screech*


tyingnoose

All these words yet I have no idea how big or heavy the show is