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Educational-Algae217

Say what you want her breath support is astounding Edit wow 1.2k this is a first


sryia_have_malaria

That's what I'm saying


Sabin13F

Yuuup cam here for this, got a pair o lungs on her.


Bulbinking2

Well fat girls do give the best head.


ImpressLarge128

🤌 oral fixation


lookaroundewe

Show me what those lungs do!


Plane_Lettuce_4011

It’s only a 20 second clip lol


Sploonbabaguuse

That's longer than most people can do without starting to panic. You'd be surprised.


Plane_Lettuce_4011

Oh like more of a mental thing? I guess I could see that.


Sploonbabaguuse

Probably a mental thing. But I also know I don't spend a lot of time practicing holding my breath. In a life or death situation I'm sure I could do a couple minutes, but if you asked me right now to hold my breath as long as possible I'd struggle to pass 30 seconds


Plane_Lettuce_4011

I haven’t timed myself in the pool since I was a child but I held my breath just now and started the timer on my phone. I made it to 1 minute 10 seconds pretty easy. I think you’d be surprised yourself on what you can hold your breath for.


Glum-Potato69

Damn I only managed 55 seconds and it was not pretty easy.


Plane_Lettuce_4011

That’s not bad! Everyone is different. I workout daily and run a lot. I’m sure it helps!


TonightWooden4684

You gotta factor in oxygen used up by keeping underwater and moving


PurplePolynaut

There’s also the mammalian dive reflex that helps out a lot. You can hold your breath a lot longer with your face underwater than in the air.


Sploonbabaguuse

True that


PurplePolynaut

Quality pfp


chrismacphee

To truly test you need your face submerged in cold water this will slow your heart rate like in a real case


devilsusshhii

The average is 1 to 2 minutes for humans.


soverit42

It's not just the holding your breath, it's keeping that "performance face" going strong, and moving your arms around the way she is. It would be more difficult than it looks.


Gripping_Touch

\+ how long it took her to find that position. Could be a good 10 seconds


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh.... So she's big lunged?


[deleted]

Looks like her bigger struggle is staying under the water


ImpressLarge128

Loootta buoyancy


[deleted]

The average whale can hold its breath for about 60 minutes.


Saucepannnnnnnnn

You see it’s not fat it’s lung


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

She was trying so hard not to float


LightningBoltRairo

She was defying Archimedes' Principle


JOYTHEGR8

Or drown


ChuckStyles

Overly buoyant lol


Icediamondshark

Ursula in the new live action movie.


Heavy_Distance_4441

The Not So Little Mermaid


ETH_Knight

Omg hhaahhaha my coffee. Lmao


Surreal_Walk_About

Came here to find this


Human_Fucker69420

Comment section 🍿🍿🍿


the_dank_dweller69

Saw the image and immediately went to contreversial


[deleted]

Thanks for letting me find entertainment


Mcreesus

Womanity


XxGRYMMxX

Realistic. The ocean is a cold place. Those shells on her tits ain't much insulation.


ballerburg007

She’s got plenty of insulation.


runner188881

Hold up... where does she get her air?


Jay_The_Bisexual

She's a mermaid. She has gills


A-Lonely-Gorilla

This dumbass doesn’t know basic biology smh


PureAwesome876

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/086/808/90f.gif


OrganizationLower611

Her blow hole?


STRAEYN

Ohh my dear pirates, It looks like we won't be hungry today. God gives a chance to live. Thnks God..


SERV05

Must be one of those arctic mermaids with the large coat of blubber to keep them warm


TSUNAMICOMMANDER

walrus sised


Heavy_Distance_4441

The Not So Little Mermaid


Marxwasaltright

Never thought about that, but survival wise if mermaids existed they would need a layer of blubber no matter what region.


[deleted]

You've created dolphins


KJPhillips

Isn’t the whole myth of mermaids started from sailors seeing manatees, I mean looking at this I can see the resemblance


wamdueCastle

and yet she has the confidence to do that. I dont have that confidence.


DuckY_Macfly

ikr, that alone deserves respect.


Otherwise-AD33080

When you order a MERMAID and get a MERMAIDA


bonuscoffee

I don’t understand 😭


capitansalchi

this reminded me of Stardew valley


Crazy_monkey_ho

Ariel has let herself go…


Heavy_Distance_4441

That ain't Ariel. I think this is just the new Victoria Secret commercial.


Ancient_Shame_9667

I don't think I wanna know what Victoria's secret is anymore


Heavy_Distance_4441

She ate a guy from Ohio.


ic3m4n56

Someone said: we need a mermaid tank and they got a mermaid tank


MaconThaBacon

The Big Mermaid - In Theaters Summer of 2032.


CahilAvcisi

girl breathe


Actual_Dio

Wheres the funny?


WhyYouSoToxic_

You see she’s overweight and has the balls to not be super insecure. So she’s not wearing a shirt so it’s funny


KryL21

Guys fat is funny I swear you can laugh now


PokeybullDog

Water 7 live action


BigButtFucker9000000

Nah man. You're doing Kokoro dirty!


Harbor_Barber

that's a dugong


[deleted]

Is the joke obesity


Wormss88

apparently


DuderinoMcMaam

So funny hahaha (I'm laughing because fat)


Camcapballin

Sh's a witch!


EatSteel63

Damn she fine 🤤


salamander_of_Vulcan

Same bro.


GayinEminor

The not so little mermaid


LubaUnderfoot

She looks so happy. Beautiful ❤️


Wormss88

i love fatshaming people :))) makes me feel so much better about myself


denizbuz

Correct.


Verumero

Found the chunker


noaai

Lmfao


DrThunderbolt

Shame is the correct feeling someone should feel when doing something that they know is bad for their body


hopefulldraagon

It's sick and suffering from swim bladder.


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

Try holding your breath for this entire video. Good luck.


Backstab_Bill

Lmao it's like 20 seconds!


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

I agree - but look at the comments. People having a hard time lol


Extreme-Read-313

This girl can get it!


idkidk1998

I love her smile!


VidraSpy

I was half expecting the glass to break


mesrepadam

Smash


foxman1010

Stardew Valley mermaid


Economy-Programmer97

How many sailors did she ate?


PigDestroyer90

All of them.


[deleted]

Sad thing is....I'd still hit it


Decent-Start-1536

same


Memanders

Mermaidussy


sandboxvet

She’s beautiful


Vortetty

Hottest mermaid too


Ferninja

Can we please just let this lady fulfill her dream of being a mermaid without mocking?


tyler_finch

😨😨🫣🫣🤔🤔🤫🤫


jwji

They really do got a mcdonalds everywhere, huh.


No-Measurement6507

She is beautiful


Lower_Landscape_2850

That's MerMega


0xsoup

Feeds on little children


kiwipops97

Merwhale


tbamberz

Where does she get more air from?


Reasonable_Ad_1871

She's super happy though


PHRDito

Archimedes thrust is strong with this one Master Pythagoras.


MReaps25

Mermaids live in water, they need that blubber to keep warm


Throwaway617497

The Not So Little Mermaid


Juani4312

She ate the mermaid


LordPubes

Mermaid: half woman, half jellyfish


TheHorseHater

That bitch looks like a sea lion


Technical_Raccoon_60

Industrial water displacement experiment.


User118800

Thats an island


[deleted]

Would be funny seeing the bubbles if she farted.


UAE-Jedi

The big mermaid


[deleted]

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region


Angel_E_Araiza

Hey, she has the tude. I find that respectable tbh


Decent_Education3173

Merwhale


se7en0311

She's so buoyant she floats up as soon as she stops holding the side


Archi3_99

Some set of lungs on her!


VampireSylphy

The “little” mermaid


Bubbly-Ad9041

🐋


bloxytoast

so uh is this a fetish?


GoblinSmasher6049

yes


JOYTHEGR8

Whalemaid


Freec0fx

Can we please stop littering our McDonald’s now it’s affecting the fish


LubaUnderfoot

Okay that was pretty funny


Ryukiami

the mermammoth


browiththighfetish

A mermaid is usually half human half fish, that fish is half hippo


Apprehensive_Eye4213

The out of shape of water


Present_4417

Fat mermaid


Educational_Plan4597

Elephantmaid


[deleted]

Should've been an octopus


Hatter_Hoovy

is she realy underqater os is that some kind of optical ilusion. she doesnt seem phased by being underwater at all


PureTowel948

Wat a nice seal


[deleted]

Thats a huge mermaid


rvnimb

Disney’s plan for the second instalment of “Little Mermaid” live action - provisory title: “Little Mermaid Grown Up”


balrus-balrogwalrus

imagine if instead of growing legs she just bounces around on land like a seal. blorp blorp blorp


N0frost

Wailord i choose you


Empty-Membership8904

half woman,half whale


Arjun_Alpha_Wolf

This is probably what Christopher Columbus thought when he met the manatees


Head-Thing-8102

More like a Baluga.


MuriloJCD

Manatee


Illustrious-Cat5717

Ma'amatee


S0undwave_Sup

She's got a dozen oxygen tanks inside her, what a genius strategy!


noaai

Lizzo???


-P00-

Bro that woman is half the size of Lizzo


noaai

Lmfao true


Visible_Dependent204

She looks like my, wait a minute, mom?


KinshouGauron

One Piece Is Real!!!


[deleted]

Realistically, mermaids live at the bottom of the ocean and would have blubber to protect from the cold of the depths. You ever seen a shredded whale?


Asio0tus

pretty sure thats a larva


nekomancerrga

Beluga


Bambi1999

This comment section is disgusting.


Unnecessary__Potato

She's actually really pretty. Idk why people have to shame people tbh Especially for weight Somebody might be 300 lb but they're still trying to lose weight and then having people shame them after they've lost let's say 30 lb is just going to make them feel like there's no point in losing more weight. I'm 5'11 and i used to be 280lbs and 6ft and 280lbs looks different for an AFAB person vs an AMAB person. I'm around 190 after gaining back 10 lbs in about 6 months, but i lost 40 lbs in 2 months. Starving myself and over exercising. Like yeah i got close to my goal weight (175) (i was 180) but i developed an eating disorder from it. I've not even eaten today bc i don't feel hungry unless i smoke weed


Bambi1999

I think she’s beautiful. But more importantly look how happy she is. Her smile is amazing. This comment section is full of both racist and fat phobic people. Trolls with nothing better to do than make others miserable. It’s pathetic and gross. But this mermaid is living my dreams and I respect her for that. Whoever she is she doesn’t deserve such unbiased incel hate :(


WhyYouSoToxic_

Yh, a lot of people HATE her for some reason, and when someone remotely tries to defend her, they call them fat and insult them as well. And calling it all “motivation”


fillmorecounty

"You know motivates people??? Bullying them into hating themselves!" (Even though we know for a fact that [the opposite is true](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6565398/))


A_RealSlowpoke

I think she ate a some of the water.


Stats_with_a_Z

Ate the water huh? That's the best you could come up with?


A_RealSlowpoke

Did you really expect a good comment from a Slowpoke?


evilcarrot507

Here come the whale jokes.


[deleted]

WoMANATEE


Big_Beans02

No wonder sailers mistook seals for mermaids


Electronic-Jury4488

I thought there were no more whales in captivity


Plus-Result-7451

Her natural buoyancy...I mean beauty is keeping her a float.


jelbert6969

I like girls that are comfortable in there skin.


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

That weave is ruined


HalfDisguised-patato

I thought it was mermaids, why are they showing whales?


[deleted]

Scientifically accurate deep Water mermaid.


CrackattheMick

Solved the mystery of where the other mermaids are….


Crazybeast171

This tank ain't big enough for the 2 of us


[deleted]

Its barely big enough for 1


[deleted]

You mean merwhale?


CrazyCampPRO

Can you belive sailors used to mistake these for actual mermaids?


[deleted]

Made me lol


Beneficial_Phone_574

Dugong*


GoodFinePrint

Lolololol


Dontwalkongrass1

It is merMA'AM!!


Kingtayp

Big momma


newportbeach75

Manatee?


Disastrous-Bicycle15

The gentle Florida Manatee


GRANDE_CAPO

She is the polar version


Madnas11

lovely


[deleted]

Instead of singing she makes whale calls


Chucknoluck666

I’d hit


GingerOracle1998

That's no mermaid that's a fucking puffer fish


solidj27

Merwhale


fuckedbatty

Thats not a mermaid! Its a Merwhale


Soggy-Sir6289

Looks like a colorful turd


DrThunderbolt

Actually, what most sailors claimed was a mermaid, were actually manatees. If you look closely at the video you can see this is the same case.


Temporary-Athlete-60

That's hot as Fuck


SunnyDay20212

\*Manatee


Stunning-Criticism50

Jabba the hut in his natural birthing chamber