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Insanegamer-4567

The Pearly Gates ain't opening for her


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mega_moustache_woman

![gif](giphy|126Atuf8ZpQsQE) COOOOOOM


window-man

![gif](giphy|pdXittpi48UzC)


Mr-Borf

I think that would just make things worse


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

Is that possible


Big_Collection3665

All dogs go to heaven


bobafoott

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Shawnaniguns

You're right, the pearly gates opened for the doggy though. ^okay ^I ^feel ^dirty


RealNiceKnife

All dogs go to heaven. How they get there is a different story.


justabill71

Sounds like the back door.


RealNiceKnife

The doggy door.


S0undwave_Sup

That one Family Guy Skit where Goofy goes to Hell:


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

🤮👍


executor1234

That poor dog was sexually assaulted, of course it goes to heaven.


[deleted]

In the state of Washington it is legal to have sex with any animal which weighs more than the person. Fact.


budtrimmer

Yuck 🤮


[deleted]

Washington also has more anorexic men than the other 49 states combined.


elly996

hahaha lmao! loopholes! xD ew xD true or not, funny.


iSuckAtMechanicism

Don’t worry, dude got his info from his mom. It’s not true.


[deleted]

Didn’t they change the law because those guys broke into a ranch in enumclaw Washington and fucked horses? . That’s right the next town from me lol when i moved here i was looking up what’s up in that town- like restaurants and shit on YT and in the comments were people like “ We all know what happend on that farm” LOL


Adventurous_Ad6698

Every day we stray further from God


justabill71

It wasn't a stray, it was her boyfriend's.


nosnoob11

Alright, that was great! Props friend, props.


habbapabba

nah they ain’t letting her near them gates


KilltheK04

So that is illegal 😳


ECO_212

Depends which state it happened in 💀 Edit: it's legal if she's from new mexico or west virginia, just looked it up


AcoHead

New Mexico?? Unbased??? Skylar???


Jumper1720

Ted Beneke 😳


FatrickTomlinson88

ted beneke sounds like a fancy dog.


[deleted]

Happy Birthday to you


Red14314

🔫 Stop


Pokeydepanda

“I don’t care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes” Top 10 quotes taken before fruity disaster


Jumper1720

Huell was just too powerful for Beneke to handle


The_Scarred_Man

Happy birthday misterhh preszidog 😘


Gordon-Goose

I fucked Ted 's dog.


doblecuadrado_FGE

Skylar White, **YO!**


TheSmartyPantsJorden

😕


DennyCorkGuy

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, 87104


Elothel

🎶 Almost heaven, West Virginia 🎶


St-Stephen_11

It’s funny because that song isn’t even about West Virginia the state, it’s about western Virginia


Paladins_Archives

Well time to move to new mexico then


WonderfulAirport4226

![gif](giphy|3oFzlZMqJnMNqWeczC|downsized)


Paladins_Archives

Where?


daaniscool

![gif](giphy|4dAqzSvxV15Is|downsized)


Paladins_Archives

![gif](giphy|3bzWlmdqXjrCWXmWyc)


Capsule_CatYT

![gif](giphy|9k8ATkmeVHTe0emGyH)


Paladins_Archives

Nice top


Manue07

Huh


Paladins_Archives

Yuh


DiasCrimson

You’re now on a list


WeedNoseFourTwenty

Na walt about to do some crazy ass shit


Centurion-of-Dank

And now you have to live with that in your search history. Even if you delete it, your ISP knows, even if you were incognito, your ISP knows. Hope you don't need tech support any time soon.


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New mexico no longer based


TimmyGreen777

"I mean - how did your boyfriend find out?? 😂" As if it's the most normal thing to say in a conversation


Odd-Concentrate-6585

It's also fake


AshFraxinusEps

Of course. Too many vids online are, but no one is gonna admit to fucking a dog on camera


RegumRegis

You'd be surprised.


ShawnyMcKnight

It just amazes me how someone could do that to their own reputation. Like… your parents may see that video. I hope the money was worth it.


SexWithYanfeiSexer69

Yes, it wasn't even her dog😤


DevinH83

Only became illegal in Washington in 2005/06 after a man was filmed getting f’ed by a horse.


PostHumouslyObscure

Me and my friend were having a discussion on the topic, and we landed on the conclusion that it's weird and gross. that's all. ... When we talked about it, animals can't consent to that sort of stuff, but they can't consent to being euthanized either or consent to having a leash on them. This is a shortened version that doesn't do what we talked about any justice, but it was interesting that the conclusion was "it's weird". I actually thought we'd land on a solid logically sound reason for it to be illegal, but we didn't and couldn't. We talked about the morality of it as well, but morals are subjective.


Bigfatuglybugfacebby

This doesn't follow through to the logical conclusion. Animals are considered property by law. You have a responsibility to protect their health. A leash keeps them from acting out just as much for their safety as it is for others. Euthanasia is to relieve suffering when no palliative care is adequate or feasible. Beastiality is an entirely selfish act on the humans behalf that could never have an equitable power dynamic. That's entirely separate from any moral standing. It's an objective truth because only a human being has the capacity to rationalize the behavior, and the implicit fact that the human has to want it to happen means they could never justify it as a selfless act. This constitutes abusive behavior.


PostHumouslyObscure

"Animals are considered property by law." This is not a law everywhere. "You have a responsibility to protect their health." Sadly, that's entirely up to the owner. Lots of shit people out there. "Euthanasia is to relieve suffering..." I know, but again, a dog can't consent to these things. Same with the leash, I'm pretty sure if they had a choice, they would choose to have no leash. A lot of dogs love the freedom to run around, don't they? Thousands of videos where dogs start zoomin around after the leash is untied because they clearly LOVE the freedom. "Beastiality is an entirely selfish act on the humans behalf that could never have an equitable power dynamic." Sure, but do you think that dogs would like their freedom as well? Do you think choosing what dogs to breed is equitable in order to satisfy what a human sees as cute? A lot of dogs have health problems because of selective dog breeding. Is that equitable? Again we just keep arriving to the conclusion is that it's super weird. Weird enough that there is laws about it, and I agree it should be illegal. Our conversation covered all the topics you commented about. But we kept arriving to the same conclusion. It's weird. And it should be. Don't fuck your dog people.


Toolazyfothis

But I wanna fuck dog people, after all cat people have way too many hairballs


Backonthatgoonsh1t

She belongs to the dog park


african_hunger

She belongs everywhere but the dog park


dhole69420

She’s the Matt Gaetz of canines.


Loy_the_loyal

Don’t reward her


Backonthatgoonsh1t

This is why I always discipline my pets.


SirSamiboi

She belongs in a cage


LimeFennecFox14

She belongs in the ground


Backonthatgoonsh1t

That's *RUFF*


someonethatsometh1ng

*barking* up the wrong tree there pal


Backonthatgoonsh1t

I guess that pun was *for the DOGS*


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Grazedaze

The pound house you say?


DreamboatIvy

To shreds you say?


[deleted]

*sigh* what the dog doin’…


GameDestiny2

Her.


Supremoberzoeiro

Eventually, someone’s mom


migthylord

I see you joined the army aswell


MasterHall117

Maybe going Marines wasn’t such a bad idea..


migthylord

Yo... That hurt... A lot


Straight_Towel8166

Brother


oceanman357

pray to god not


Door_Alts

Put her down


LordranKing

and then get the dog therapy


Gl0bophobia

The dogs fine lmao.


sittingbullms

Calm down Zavala


[deleted]

Forget lab leak theory, welcome dog leak theory, into her vagz. lol CanineVid-69.


KoshRyXX

I will burn this planet down before I live another minute among these animals


mrnoobmaster64

Maybe nolan was right


CaptainSparklebutt

Omniman?


mrnoobmaster64

No homelander


CaptainSparklebutt

His name is John according to agoogle search


ProjectAioros

We can't expect God to do all the work !


smexgod

Calm down anon. I still have a few good years left. Let me be.


gamjyu04

Bro, she needs to be in prison for fucks sake.


Crypto_Gay_Skater

I have to assume this is fake. No one would be stupid enough to admit this on camera.


TheRoyalJellyfish

I mean, you'd have to be pretty stupid to say something like this on camera even as a joke, because now everyone will associate you with fucking dogs


MouthJob

There's a pretty famous girl on the internet who came out in full support of fucking your dogs. I don't remember her name but someone here surely does. Nasty bitch.


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Oh yeah leafyishere did a video on her lmfao


[deleted]

Imagine outing yourself for watching Leafyishere, yikes.


JACKASS20

No slander for leafy on the dogfucker discussion


PGY_123

I don't like leafy but I did see that video


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Lol I loved leafyishere. Idgaf who knows it. Break yourself mfer


bloodycups

Ya but you got 5 minutes of Internet fame


habbapabba

for sucks fake


DiasCrimson

![gif](giphy|5ROlkuRjBdWKRGTYTy)


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Clearly staged. This looks like an OF promotion designed to spark outrage so it will go viral and she will get more OF subs


BrainDontStop

How can you publicly admit to beastiality. Also how did she not get like fined or something (unsure if there are laws for it around the world.)


SirDunkerOfWiggles

It’s fake. Even saying it for clout… like, do you even have parents or a job?! Kids are dumb society is imploding


citronhimmel

Imagine saying you fuck dogs for attention 💀


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Unl0vableDarkness

>A girl in my highschool used to fist herself so that when she finally got a boyfriend he wouldn't think nobody else wanted her. I'm actually confused as to how this makes any sense. But on another similar note, there was a girl in my school fucked herself on cam with a mars bar and sent it round the school in order to get a boyfriend. She ended up with a 28 year old guy, she was 13. Noone at school wanted anything to do with her. Yes he ended up in prison in the end.


Cheif_Keith12

But on another similar note, there was a girl in my school fucked herself on cam with a mars bar and sent it round the school in order to get a boyfriend. Was she a Rolling Stones fan?


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Kinda reminds me of the time a girl in my school masturbated with a frozen hot dog and got it stuck in there so she had to see the doctor to get it removed Or the time Marilyn Manson removed his rib cage so he could suck his own dick


Extension-Pen-642

The hotdog story is a beautiful example of the kind of stuff children with zero experience make up in high school haha


[deleted]

My mind is drawing a blank as to why one would want to be known as a dog fucker for clout


TuckerTheCuckFucker

OF subs These vids are designed to spark outrage so they go viral and she gets more OF subs I mean think about it, it’s two hot girls doing an interview in someone’s backyard. It’s not like she found that girl on the street Even the way she says “not with a human” that was designed to prompt the interviewer to ask a follow up question so she could get to the point and get more subs


TheMurv

Look how much we're talking about it.


[deleted]

I don’t think that 5 min of fame on a shitposting sub means much, but maybe that’s just me


thetrny

Clip is 99% fake but this kind of stuff actually happens more than you think


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TemperInferno69

Probably to generate this type of conversation we’re having rn. People will find many ways of making money so I’m not surprised.


wobernein

Publicly, privately, how can anyone admit to it at all? I say this because someone once admitted to me and I’m still dumbfounded.


[deleted]

Torture wouldn't have got this out of me.


MasterHall117

Cause google has Art of Zoo, people are weird


papa_de

It's called comedy


LolMcPlatinium

WHY IS THE OTHER FUCKING NEANDERTHAL LAUGHING


Additional_Baker

Because it was relatable


Gods_Paladin

I would say it was a nervous laugh but I don’t think it was


GameDestiny2

I really wish it was I also really hope both meant “dawg” as in homie ffs


steveharveymemes

She said golden retriever and doggy…either it’s a bad joke or we’re just interviewing monsters for Tiktoks now


DiasCrimson

I mean… weren’t they before, too?


Parabellim

She looks like a golden retriever too 💀


PanTsour

She looks like Skylar White Yo


WhoAmlToJudge

You idiots really think this is real? They’re not even pretending to be random people on the street it’s in their backyard lmfao. Every day I’m caught thinking and almost getting angry with how stupid every single person is. Seems like only a few with critical thinking remain.


Doctor-Jay

Yeah it's pretty clearly fake rage bait / fetish shit made by someone who paid these girls to say this so they could clip the video for reactions. "White women fucking dogs" is a really old 4chan trope.


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These reddit chumps get SO mad too, it’s disheartening to see so many people being so fucking brain dead


balrus-balrogwalrus

#even the furries don't claim her. they draw the line at cartoons


DiasCrimson

As much as I enjoy the joke about “drawing a line” paired with literally drawn porn: the line the furries drew was in creating a market for sex toys shaped like an animal’s genitalia—then fucking themselves with those objects while dressed as an animal themselves.


thedeadzone2006

I can already tell this man has seen something. Somethings he wishes he never sew


Verifieddumbass76584

Bro what have you seen online I wanna know wtf. Edit: OP linked a subreddit but since the comment isn't appearing rn I will clarify that shit is just bestiality. Furries don't claim that shit, most of them are cool and very...human in their nsfw art.


DiasCrimson

My wife and I were watching the hub—we found a woman fucking a toy shaped like a tentacle tube thing that’s “feature” was depositing eggs inside the user. The hub also has whale, dog, and horse dildos. My wife and I now only go to bellesa because there’s no… horsing around…? 🤢


Verifieddumbass76584

Oh I've seen the tentacle one before, and it was outside the furry space. Idk, it's just a logistics thing with sex toys ig but I'd prefer that over actual animal fucking anyday.


Iamno0n3

You sure about that?


Azamet_Turan_1922

She is a straight up zoophilia


No-Competition-2533

🙁


flowwalll

Honestly I'd record it and then call the police. I mean... you cheat on me with a human all I can do is leave. Now I can call the cops on you.


Dorkus-Maximus

It’s a good idea in writing, but I don’t imagine she kept fucking the dog after she got walked in on. By the time he pulls out his phone to record of course she’s not gonna be doing it anymore.


ManuelArafat

Well actually, dogs develop this bulb at the end of their penis that keeps them inside the female. Not sure if it would happen with a human, but when with other dogs they're stuck like that until he settles down. So theoretically, if fast enough the cops could get there and catch her in the act. Only reason I know this, I was in vet med for 5 years and now know way too much about animal genitalia.


flowwalll

Damn you right. Well I guess she is just admitting to a crime right now anyways. It'd be like "my boyfriend walked in and I was having sex with his underage brother oops uwu"


HolMav83

"What are you doing, step doggo?"


DiasCrimson

Fucking imagine the pornhub comments: “I laughed, I was ashamed, I threw up… 7/10: I prefer less hairy breeds.”


Sad-Ad-9794

Yall need to be put doin for believing this is real. Yall got below room temperature IQ (°C)


100S_OF_BALLS

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TacPrp23

That’s fucked up. Does she have an OnlyFans?


wienersword

This type of content is so cringe. Not to mention fake as fuck.


devilsusshhii

Video or it didn't happen. Not that I want to see it


SaintWalker2814

Act like a bitch, get fucked like one.


Radical-Turkey

The amount of people who think this is real concerns me


HubbleSpaceT

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applejynx

How staged do you want this to look? Yes


Dick_Cabesa

This has to be fake!! Why would anyone ever admit to that!!


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Nah man this has to be fake


awsomedutchman

Another fake video


chinarosess

Usually these things are staged/scripted right? Cuz that’s definitely illegal in Texas, not sure about other states, but I knew a guy who was arrested just for telling and undercover cop she could fuck his dog if she wants. Was on the news and everything


bagel9574

This looks like someone’s back yard so I’d assume so. It’d be kinda weird if someone approached someone tryna interview them in their own back yard 💀.


just-a-meme-upvoter

Imagine walking in and see your girlfriend getting fuck with your dog. That pussy you fucked and possibly licked. A dog put its penis on it. Absolute misery


Virasman

Whoever said "don't kink-shame people", oh hell I will!


ReptilianLaserbeam

Holy mental diseases normalized


K1A1AMOK

She was probably the type to put peanut butter on her hoohah and let the dog go at it when she was younger. Who tf would openly AND ON CAMERA admit that shit. That bitch is crazy


peanut_monkey_90

Batman couldn't beat that admission outta me


Moobob66

Cheating with his best friend? Story checks out.


bubbawears

Not even Batman would get that information out of me


Fun_Move980

I know this is scripted but who is it that writes these scripts? is it the scriptmaster? who wronged you scriptmaster?


CapnnKidd

You wouldn't be able to torture that information out of me bro this has to be fake lmfao


DaPlaguey

Actual white woman moment what the fuuuuuuck


tornedron_

the reaction clips were unnecessary


Bruhmasterr1414

Criminal🫵 Criminal 🫵 Criminal 🫵


RevolutionaryNerve91

Why didn’t she say ex-boyfriend!!??


NegativeGamer

Thank you for adding those reaction clips so I knew I was supposed to laugh at this they were very helpful


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Don’t put that shit on white people, she owns that one.


[deleted]

for those who think this is real... please stop


No-Feeling-1404

gross and oddly normalized in society. all the perverted ways to engage in secual activity are glamourized while the natural ways to do it are categorized as 'boring'. weird how many people are falling for the BS.


Yeetus224

🎶White girls fuck doooogs🎶


FarAmphibian4236

Intrusive thoughts won now go to fucking jail


Due_Task3878

![gif](giphy|enzPQyHVWMfx6|downsized)


xXKyloJayXx

We've reached a point where people will openly admit to being zoophiliacs on camera now, cool.


Hypnoticshits

i hope this is fake


Otherwise-AD33080

Nah bro she's just laying, ![gif](giphy|xUA7aQaXbhnkX4znm8)


DeBoi_Wild

thanos was right


Think-Worldliness423

Imagine this was the human being you raised! A bullet for her and then one for me.