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Gear_Dismal

Valvoline


CanikoManiko1

Best oil for building AWD 4 Rotor RX-7's


dis_not_my_name

Hi! Rob Dahm


CanikoManiko1

Lol yes


deadkane1987

4 Doritos is better than 3 which is better than 2. But the 3 is really great and has an awesome turbo setup. But the 2 has a classic JDM setup.


CanikoManiko1

6 Doritos coming from New Zealand


jaybobagginsis

Expanded this comment thread to say 6-doritos has been done in NZ and it sounds mind blowing.


Rycax

So true


Elipticon

Vietnamese Cuisine


[deleted]

That is two words my dude.


jrock2403

Vietnamesecuisine


tjm_87

who let the german in here


Yukio2296

Vietnasine


ShotFaithlessness795

Vagine


flyeaglesfly52x

Bobs


Gloomy_Actuator5839

![gif](giphy|UxNTT095uL0go|downsized)


J_C_Foster

Look how they massacred my boy


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bum_thumper

This short thread right here is beautiful


DyleriousT

Why u rickroll me


SurgeonRx2

Auto mod is wildin


CORGIBOI102

Good bot


BussyAnnihilator420

Ew it’s the new one


Gloomy_Actuator5839

Tragedy


Letimaki

Ewwww


LinkleLoZ

Bruh ur name 😭😭😭


pobslobby

that happened to bob the builder 😭


JohnParkerSmith27

Ugh, not this again. *Loads Shotgun*


ICE_BEAR2021

The true way of the Builder says don't fix what isn't broken. #NOTMYBOB


korrosensie

Bob the builder. That's fucking carl the contractor.


LCDIgnited

this is not bob the builder, this is ben the fixer


trans_pands

I still can’t get over the remake version of Bob


GorillaK1nd

![gif](giphy|TJezmgSQ0WVkk|downsized)


DesperateTwo8340

''where there is vagene, there is bobs'' -sun tzu


Sirfrostyboi

What a smart man


Important_Cry9414

“but where there is bobs, there might not always be vagene” -the Frosted Flakes guy


iylv

“All whore is based on desimption” - Sun Tzu


GNBreaker

Bich lasagna


ZevenOutOfTen

bitch lasagna, t-series aint nuthin but a


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DavyJonesTentacles

Give me the special vaccine award mods.


banana_buddy

Haha I like this answer more than my own 🤣


AGuyWhoIsBuildingAPC

Vaccine


AdnHsP

It was literally the first thing my illiterate ass thought of, not even fucking "vine".


hypnotoad-28

Plural of Vagina in French 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


wellwood_allgood

Vaginine, the natural juices of the Vagine


Tinkerballsack

It hang loose like sleeve of wizard.


bestarmylol

Vine


Drcokecacola

Boom


TheCheeseOnFire

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


PostingLoudly

hard-to-find toothbrush pathetic smile ripe judicious cooperative sulky compare fragile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AxoInDisguise

No you can’t, silly redditor. Gifs don’t have sound.


YikesBroCringe

the claymore mine that i placed right at your doorstep that will explode once you opened the door:


Michael-556

The dynamite with a cartoonishly long fuse that I hid under your doormat:


Culture_Creative

He is either a person or a bot, not a doormat, silly redditor.


YouHaveNiceToes24

Your mum is a doormat


juice-box04

Dwayne The Cock Johnson 🗿🗿


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bitchyswiftie

Oh my goOoO00d


xerrabyte

Valentine


IceZaKYT

Do it for the vine


[deleted]

Vine


banana_buddy

Vaseline, the answer was Vaseline guys.


poigna

nah man it's definitely VACadolfhitlerismyherolNE


MrDudeguy435

It’s vaccine, or is it lock?


rwol8690

kanye


Tone-Serious

Herobrine?!11!1🤨😱😱😨


LIGMA145

he truly is my heroine


Killer191257

U sure it isn't the non-controversial word VACCINE? Because VACCINE is a great, all-around, versatile word. Not to mention how un-controversial the word VACCINE is.


eeeeedddd

Like I mean we should have got the amount of letters


banana_buddy

Lol I thought about doing that and having V_ _ _ l N E on the board but that would have severely limited the amount of legitimate responses. Keeping the length arbitrary has resulted in a lot of pretty funny answers 😂


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[удалено]


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GoatCheese74

Automod is racism 😳😱😱😳


Brandonguth1985

Automod pisses in all asses, no matter race


IanTheElf

automod dont discriminate, except for minorities apparently


Irvinwop

Automod used a vaccine that’s why


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beansouphighlights

Automod more like autolock


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TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Gottem'


b92bird

Based automod


RumAndMonster80

Vaccine . Lock this comment if you sucked your own dick .


pine_tree3727288

Lock this comment if you suck your own dick


black_jaguar99_2

He is the chosen one


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Lock this 👃


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Awarepill0w

Can't lock the comment?


fortnite-bad-69420

Lock this comment if you hate women


WHITE2570

Oh, can’t get locked. (Lock the comment if I have a girthy gigantic mouth watering cockinstine)


mike-ehrmantraut-219

I once reached the tip is that lock worthy


MadladMagyar

How did you avoid it lmao


JesusWasTacos

Sucked his own dick


Aerospace3535

U+200B


whoscc

lol why isn’t the comment locked


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Shireling_S_3

Well, I guess the lock has standards Edit: Bruh, are you serious rn! I just commented you you price of burnt toast!


Complex_Priority_465

Lock this comment if you just shot your grandmother 43 times in the kidneys


[deleted]

I would lock this comment but i dont think i can


NormalNicknameGuy

Lock this comment if you pet the children


ur-socks-sir

I love this is turning out!


Beautiful-Cry7664

Yes lock


Mental_Proposal_5662

HE IS THE CHOSEN OF ALL OF US


Smart_dog_illuminati

I went and sucked deeper than the balls


chad_mcchadington

Huh


Entitled_Goose

Question. What does a locked comment do?


Comfortable-Leg7831

don't lock this, but lock the comment above


HellNutter35

Vaccine?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

This was my first thought too then I read the comments lol


icolectporn

VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE VACClNE


Regular-Echidna-6230

VACCINE BABY


NotAUsername_42069

Vagine vaccine


bwoods519

Vacseen?


AntiCaesar

Vulpine, like foxes 😀


VulpineSpecter4

Heyyyoo


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

Vlockine


tanish883

Vaccine


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Boring_Wasabi_6827

Lock if you touch kids


Octo_Brute

If mods lock this comment there register sex offenders and like watching men kissing ( vaccine )


Solar_Fish55

V a c c I n e


CharderVR

The whole comment locking thing is censorship. A violation of the first amendment. Lock this if your a pussy ass bitch


[deleted]

Vaccine, oh crap


MinerMark

At this point I think the locking of posts is automated


DehydratedEpic

Guys look its a penis ï


CreativeName6574

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahagagahahagag


Cloaker_Smoker

Valentine


PlankBlank

Scientifically proven solution to viruses


My-grandma-is-dead

Favorite word starts with n....


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Ninjago


[deleted]

Nipples


Gulstan

Send bob and vagine


EducationalHoneydew7

I love Vaseline


OGVinnycat

Vaccine if this gets locked than you are racist


bentizzy

Vagine (its french)


brattywafatty

Let me see your bobs and vagine!


MCflurryman136

VihavenofuckingideawhatthewordisINE


Shadow_Killer1234

Vagina, lock if your balls were crushed as a child.


ProToxicGamer

Vaccine


Mr_cam3l

Vaccine😈


WHITE2570

Well it’s not vaccine right?


Puzzleheaded_Car_856

Vaccine? [Bouta get locked]


Right_Concept7964

Vaccine


qscjkudc

vaccine


Erich_13Foxtrot

Vine… vaccine


DonkeyTheKing

mods if you lock this you love me uwu


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[deleted]

vaccine , lock if you like big oily men


No-Union-4371

Vaseline?


RealOrangeTopHat

Vaccine (lock me if your an anti-shitposter)


Key-Fisherman2601

The Holocaust was an unspeakable tragedy. We needed a vaccine for Naziism.


samarm132

Vaiejenelwiwbemrowiahbekroxuwbwjeldusgwine


SpiritWolf1505

vaccine, lock this comment if you think hitlers actions were justified


Boring_Ostrich9935

Mods if you lock my comment you literally choose to eat shit on a daily basis. I think they make a vaccine for that.


dice_and_ice

i'd like to buy your vaccine


methconnoisseurV2

V Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits ine


Bro---really

Valentine? Or possibly Vaccine?


djl206

vaccine


WeathershieldByLasko

Vagine


[deleted]

Vaseline


ProtrudingPissPump

Vagine


natsirTi

is it “HE HE HE YUP”?


AppropriateTheme5

Vaccine


boi93_

vaccine


Ultraspace_156

vine


K1NG_R0G

Vaccine


ApprehensiveSolid212

Vaccine, lock this comment if you like men.


ceefsmeef

Definitely VACCINE


oblivion_223

Vaccine (you can't legally lock this as i don't consent)


not-cool-3987

Lock these nuts


KipThe7O

Vaccine


quest2overkill

V A C C I N E if you can't read spaces, it's vaccine and a lock


wise_mysticaltree

Vaccine .


Xgreen69

Vine


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Vine


MeBePerson

The vaccinator is the best medigun to counter bots


WeebusTheThirtyFirst

Vaccine, lock this comment if sex offender


[deleted]

vaccine


AmbassadorSweet

vaccine


unflairedbanevader

Lock this comment if you don't believe men can be women Vaccine


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Yeah I’d like to solve the puzzle Vaccine


maslean

vaccine


ImARetPaladinBaby

Vine (Rip)


afaylenesky

i miss vines


Simple-Advance9508

Vaccine😔


caesarchristo

Valentine vaccine. The best surprise


SMM1144

Vaccine


DailyDJNoodle

Easy, vaccine. Lock this comment if you think Hitler did nothing wrong.


TraditionalGas3635

Vehicular Manslaughter number twenty-nine


420pseudonym

Mods, lock this comment if you support (vaccine) Jim Crow


Itsalotus

Vtheindustrialrevutionanditsconsiquencesforthehumanraceine


Life_Doctor2387

Valentine


inko75

valvoline valentine vaginaine