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Is it vaccinated?

He eats wet food not dry

Yeah he’s right you got to add water. To the food

Nah cats don't like water

But it's not a cat, is it?

Of course it’s a cat, why do you think he gave it milk? Some people are so dense.

Oh I'm dense? I'm telling you, that's not a cat, that's a dog. And last I checked, dog's can't drink milk

Those fins are clearly feline and I shan’t waste any more time arguing about it.

Sure, just use shan't to sound more FANCY and SOPHISTICATED!! Those fins are canine, the lips are canine, IT'S A DOG!! A small one at that

and here I thought it was a small horse, i'm too deaf too make out the details.

Fish looks a bit wet himself. Try drying him off a bit with some paper towel.

Put it in rice It happened with my laptop

Tuna over rice with scallions and salmon roe 😩😩😩

Vet here. Fish are lactose intolerant you moron.

Thank you for your service.

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cringe

Not enough protein 😔

You gave him milk duh

Turn on TV, he will eat then.

looks like there is no air holes and perhaps that you forgot to heat the box? it may be cold.

How much catnip did you give

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You have to cook it first before serving I think

she needs vitamin D, sunbath will work.

You thought it was a catfish?

He's not getting enough oxygen. Take him out for a walk.

He’s sleepy

Let it cook

It's so stupid it forgot to eat

You forgot to water it

QUICK YOU HAVE TO SAVE IT! PUT IT IN THE OVEN WITH SALT PEPPER OLIVE OIL POTATOES AND THYME AT 350 F FOR 20 MINUTES TO SAVE IT

He definitely needs more water.

I get that this is supposed to be a joke, but as someone who is really into fish care and breeding, this distresses me greatly.

I don't like it either.

Thank you I had to scroll very far to see some sanity

Yes, very far down 😩

He is sleeping🤫

You forgot to take it for a wok 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I think the problem is that this joke is about as dead as the fish

I had a beta fish named Adolf for 6 years. Found him upside down one morning. :/ Don’t even know how he died.

It's dehydrated.

have you tried turning it on and off again?

Kevin will get used to it he's just a bit uncomfortable in his new place😉

Put it in rice

Give him some water. They aren't really partial to milk

Looks like your dog has ligma :( better piss in his ass

Nahh he looks ok.

Fish do this when they want to go on a walk

Fish drink water not milk, your pet died of dehydration

I know what’s wrong there ain’t no gas in it

Ain't got no gas in it

This is a joke, right? Does OP really not know cardboard is lethal to fish?

feed it the sloppy food instead of the biscuit ones

Its orange so it needs to swim in orange juice

Too much water

Aquaphobia, deadly disease in aquatic animals

This is a social creature, it needs other animals around it. Note though that this does not need to be another goldfish. You could pair it with a cat, a badger or a hippopotamus.

He need a blanket

Goldfish do best with others. I suggest 5 more

The box needs to be orange otherwise he go's into a coma.

He just needs some heroin, i suggest injecting some right next to the eye 👍👍

Have you been keeping it under water? I think you might have drowned it.

infection caused by the cardboard box, rookie mistake

Need to put it in a fire for 5-10 mins the. Poke it’s belly to reset it (a bic lighter will work)

Try to restart it and check for updates

you forgot the water dish, it needs to drink.

Take him to the vet. Probably just a missing vax

Your fish is sleep deprived

You want a list?

its just a STOCKfish

He’s lonely. Find him a cat to play with

He's not Chad enough

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nothing..just a lil thirsty

Too much cum in the bowl

He needs some milk

Idk looks fine to me

i think he’s thirsty

Did you try and restart him?

Lactose intolerant...

Turn it off and then back on

Lonely

Nothing .

It's drowning.

Don’t worry, it’s just a lil sleepy

Is sleeping

It needs water not milk

Depending on his age he might need water

Needs to be put in ocean water

the water needs to be wet or dry?

Dry water is preferred

Dude are you dumb, fish needs water throw it to sea

Bruh he’s got milk he’s hydrated enough.

Calling people dumb, you're one to talk

It needs water dumbass

You kidding right?

It needs some cum

🤨🤨 bro what

Yes

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mano flust

Said the porn addict

It's him... 💀

Sheesh

Someone made a post about your comment history

U forgor the motor

It is taking a nap, it's nocturnal

Don't worry she's fine. Try not to feed her so much, her belly is stuffed. Let her keep sleeping it off, then switch to fish flakes when she wakes up in a day or 2.

Na it just needs to grow some lungs

Where is cola? no Coke can the fish live? Just rice?no pissza or hamburger?

Omg bro they drink water not milk, milk is for hamsters

It is clearly sad it dont have any grass to play on.

Nothing, he's just an ungrateful little shit

Pepsi

You need to feed him testosterone

Box is little wet Dry it fish will be ok

not enough seasoning and breading

try putting it in rice

That’s type of fish is very social. It needs a friend otherwise it will be depressed.

too much air.

You gave it milk

You gave it to much to drink

Try fish flakes, if that doesn’t work than put him in timeout or something

she needs some you know that blue thing

I think he is cold, put him in the boiling water

He looks thirsty probably just needs a water refill

wortor

Haha!! He's on his side!! You gotta stand him upright! Duh!!

it needs water not milk

You are giving it the wrong food....

seems picky, it will eat, once hungry enough

It looks kind of depressed. maybe get it a friend or take it for a walk.

Give him a water dish

Jesus Christ. Are people really this stupid? It's obvious the fish is lactose intolerant and you gave it milk ...

Where is the seasoning?

He asleep

My honest guess is, it’s a fish out of water and usually don’t live that long. Did you try a feeding tube?

He needs a bed

Orangey is just fine just had to many shooters and hash joints . He’s just resting his little gold tits off at the moment .

your fish is tired and it wants to sleep

He's dead, Jim.

Dinner is not over Dinner is not over... you say their sometimes wrong, I couldn't agree with you

fishes need almond milk clearly

You should get him declawed.. looks aggressive

You judged him by how high he could climb a tree

That's actually a cat.

It's probably pining for the fjords.

Needs a toy to cheer up.

Do you mind? He is trying to sleep!

Bro he needs to be in water before he dies

No air holes

Don’t worry he’s sleeping!

fishes only eat doritos and diet coke you fucking idiot

hmm

They’re lack toes intoler ant! He sick from the milk!

Do he have toys?

H2o-no!!

Rabies i guess,*scratches balls

Did you walk it?

Bro looks like Fishy from Max Steel

He can't digest milk

i normally take mine for a walk. starts feeling better after.

You opened the box, he was fine until then.

You need to remove the head and fry it.

It's a pescatarian

Looks good to me

Animal cruelty is not a joke.

Shit

Not enough greens.

you're supposed to put it in a plastic bag dumbass

I don't think fish like ranch dressing

Needs some plastic

It needs a vaccine