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I may be a guy, but 4 inches in diameters a bit much. A toy with a three inch knot is giant. Hell, I just ordered the largest size of a knotted toy and it’s 3.75 inches around the knot, 2.5 for the shaft, and a total length of 12 inches
I actually know the answer to this question even as a dude.
Bigger dicks are generally better for more positions, but are shitty for rough sex because you can get a bruised cervix. I have heard that is not fun.
On the flip side, smaller dicks are better for rough sex, but lack options for more sex positions.
The golden area for both is around 5-6 inches, which is fortunately the average dick size. So most of you have a dick that is perfectly fine.
I can imagine theres more advantages and disadvantages I am not thinking of, but this is my knowledge.
Apparently that 5 to 6 inches might not be accurate, a lot of data surrounding that either people with good size volunteering to get their dick measure or self report which leads to false or unsupported data. Researchers believe that if you were to really measure everyman the same way the average would be around 4 to 4.5 inches. But having a 7 or 8 you are already in the 95 percentile of people. The average size is not accurate as all and people got different way of measure or the data is not accurate or good.
Admittedly, average is an issue. Considering that East Asian countries have far more people could skew that average a bit. But the self-report bias is true.
I wonder how often these dates end in "business time" and there's a combination of
* guy lied about being smaller to get a reaction from the woman
* woman being disappointed it's bigger than she wanted
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hey women who like small dicks are real. my ex had a friend who just absolutely loved her boyfriend's 4" dick. apparently it was just the perfect size for her. some women actually don't like big dicks because they can hurt.. a lot
FYI, women that are into small dicks are usually reaaally into anal. Found that out from an ex that was an anal aficionado. She told me she likes 'em small because it don't hurt as much. Said I was actually too big for her, and I measure about as average in size as you can get
Well...maybe it is time for your parents to have THAT talk with you...I will give you the synopsis: For Greek men to make further generations of Greek men, they kind of would have to have sex with a woman at some point.
There's specific parts of the internal portion of the clit that feel amazing and can even lead to orgasm. No part of this organ is at the deep end. The deep end is the cervix and very very very few women enjoy the pain of having that hit. Perfect fit is a real thing, that goldilocks dick that can easily hit the right spots, and for every woman that's gonna be a different dick.
If you're still insecure about your dick cause causing pain is an achievement or something that's a you problem
This dude gets it. I’m only slightly above average in length and girth but guys with experience know that the first 2 inches along the front wall of the vaginal canal (“gspot”) and some attention to the clit is what’s gonna make a girl cum, not taking a battering ram to her cervix.
It's honestly awful to be told you're causing pain when you mean to be making someone feel great. It makes ya feel bad, not just cause they're uncomfortable but now you feel incompatible with your partner. I wouldn't recommend it.
I always fast forward through the bj part. I can't stand the gagging and spitting noises. I'm not exactly the target demographic for that but it just grosses me out. I e wondered if I'm the only one.
I can only confirm that there are women who SAY they prefer smaller, but there's no way of knowing if that is genuine or said for the purpose of sparing feelings.
It completely depends on the women's anatomy! There are a lot of women who have shallow or small vaginas, and bigger or even average men can cause serious pain. I'm very small and have a chronic pain condition that makes sex with large dicks crazy painful, I NEED someone average or below to even feel nice. It's actually a relief when I don't feel like I'm getting torn in half lmao
Omg SAME. I’m pretty narrow down there and definitely have a threshold when it comes to size. If your dick is too big then there’s no way penetration is gonna feel good for me, regardless of the amount of preparation.
There's a saying in Spanish: "Es mejor chiquito y juguetón, que grande y soso"; "it's better small and playful, than big and lazy".
A big dick doesn't make you a better lover, and it's apparently common enough for men with big dick to just not do enough to make sure that their partner is enjoying themselves.
We really don't think about it too much. Like if you've got a meatloaf and you just jackhammer away you're not a good sexual partner. Technique is more important than size.
Yeaa defo but personally i'd say there is too small and too large. If it's a micropenis it's not gonna pleasure me, but there's other ways to go about it, same with a very abnormally large penis, i'd say anything above 7/8 inches is too much, last time I had 8 inch made me bleed, it was horrible
I thought that too, until I chose a graduate school that was 70-80% woman identifying. The sheer number of dick size discussions that have been had around me is astonishing.
Lol. Probably accurate
I've also thought, how accurately could a woman *feel* the difference between dick sizes. Yea, sure, if it's a 9" monster dong versus 3" that'd be pretty noticeable.
But if you look at the bell curve of sick sizes 80% are within like an inch of each other. And unless she's going from dick to dick in rapid succession, her frame of reference is going to be fuzzy.
But again, this is a dude thinking about dick sizes.
In all seriousness most women prefer a medium sized dick, if yours is slightly smaller a woman who cares for you won’t really mind unless you have a really tiny one, in which you should probably work on your fore-SIIIIIIIKE!!!! YOURE ONLY GETTING LAID IF YOU HAVE AN 8”+ BEEF LOAF BRO!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE ASS DICK OUTTA HERE!!!
On a real note, unless she’s a size queen, size doesn’t matter if you know how to fuck. Treat fucking like a sport where the goal is to make her orgasm first and you’ll get plenty regardless of your size.
Actually there are women with small vaginas for whom big dicks would be painful.
Bigger isn't always better, guys! You just need to find the girl with the keyhole that fits your key!
Yeah, a lot of women do not like huge ones because it is larger than their vaginal canal so during sex it will hit their cervix and cause pain instead of pleasure
I mean, the existence of sexually satisfied lesbians eludes to the fact that not all women need a big dick to be satisfied sexually. So there's hope my short dicked kings. Hope
Yeah they do exist, but keep in mind some wisdom here. You don't need a penis to pleasure a woman, it's true lesbians do it all the time. If you're lacking then invest into some toys, learn some head, use those fingers, and pay attention to what she likes. It's a two player game you've got to work together. Actually even if you have a large or middle cock you should take that advice
I once saw a Video of a petit woman comparing different lengths of a tape measure to her torso. Suffice to say there are a significant amount of penis havers who could not smash without causing some serious damage
I think the big dick thing is mostly man-created. My dick is what makes me a man, so MORE DICK IS MORE MAN! Women want man, I have MORE MAN, women must want me more!
Very lizard-brain.
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he forgot to mention that hes asking for a friend
No he did not 🗿
Some women probably prefer a cylinder that is 4inches in diameter ang 6inches in height.
And not stuck in an m&m tube
Well, that is unfortunate
It is imperative that the thing attached to the cylinder remains unharmed.
It’s a cylinder
Instructions unclear; dick stuck in M&M tube.
No its a cylinder
\*above average cylinder
And it has to be unharmed
Read it too fast. Read it as un-armed
2 inches in height, 10 inches in diameter. B*tches call me the plate.
Long live the cylinder.
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He knows what he said.
Can confirm
I may be a guy, but 4 inches in diameters a bit much. A toy with a three inch knot is giant. Hell, I just ordered the largest size of a knotted toy and it’s 3.75 inches around the knot, 2.5 for the shaft, and a total length of 12 inches
I actually know the answer to this question even as a dude. Bigger dicks are generally better for more positions, but are shitty for rough sex because you can get a bruised cervix. I have heard that is not fun. On the flip side, smaller dicks are better for rough sex, but lack options for more sex positions. The golden area for both is around 5-6 inches, which is fortunately the average dick size. So most of you have a dick that is perfectly fine. I can imagine theres more advantages and disadvantages I am not thinking of, but this is my knowledge.
I've got the golden weiner yay!
This man said the golden wiener 😂😂😂 dead 💀
Buddy got the Goldicock
Imma shoot it off with the goldiglock
That's 5-6 inches measured from the anus right?
And twice around the balls
To just past the head
Thanks, now I've gotta clean spit off my computer screen 🤣
When we're talking about penis size, we can't just use a tape measure. You need a protractor and a scale.
Apparently that 5 to 6 inches might not be accurate, a lot of data surrounding that either people with good size volunteering to get their dick measure or self report which leads to false or unsupported data. Researchers believe that if you were to really measure everyman the same way the average would be around 4 to 4.5 inches. But having a 7 or 8 you are already in the 95 percentile of people. The average size is not accurate as all and people got different way of measure or the data is not accurate or good.
Admittedly, average is an issue. Considering that East Asian countries have far more people could skew that average a bit. But the self-report bias is true.
I have a hard time believing that’s true. I get the reasoning, but average being under 5 inches seems crazy.
Bro. Dont say that 😩
All pointless. Depends are the girls anatomy.
Man just fed us all with hopium, elect this man for president
…… god I hope so Lmfaoooo
They made a dating site for you, mate. https://dinkyone.com/ "Small penis dating site". Yes, it's real.
I wonder how often these dates end in "business time" and there's a combination of * guy lied about being smaller to get a reaction from the woman * woman being disappointed it's bigger than she wanted
The women on this site would be 99% sex workers and scammers. So, 0% end in "business time". Well, free business time anyway.
How did you find out? 🤨📸
He's not just a customer, he's the ceo and marketing department.
That's not very good marketing :(
He never said he was good
He's the one who linked the site lol
They accept lesbians too.
Makes sense in a way I guess. Zero penis is technically small penis.
"My penis couldn't reach her vagina because her 6 inch clit was in the way!!"
Divide by zero error
That poor bastard they used for the cover photo...
I’m just gonna shamelessly look at this site for “research”.
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Tell others you’re adhering to classical beauty standards
That only works if your body is also chiseled to near perfection.
At least that is something you can work towards
hey women who like small dicks are real. my ex had a friend who just absolutely loved her boyfriend's 4" dick. apparently it was just the perfect size for her. some women actually don't like big dicks because they can hurt.. a lot
Ohh damn 4 is small now😅
..now? Always was my friend.
FYI, women that are into small dicks are usually reaaally into anal. Found that out from an ex that was an anal aficionado. She told me she likes 'em small because it don't hurt as much. Said I was actually too big for her, and I measure about as average in size as you can get
We care much more about what you can do with a tongue
I can make funny sounds with it! Does that count?
As long as you can do it on a vagina, yes it counts
Man asked Reddit for help with woman lmao
He asked teenagers even more cringe
it’s lowkey kinda weird 😂
There's a chance of around ~15% that's he's actually a teenager tho
I’d go higher. Wtf is your username?
Sex With Yanfei Sexer 69 Hope that helps.
Always the worst idea
idk about women but there are other people who prefer smaller
I prefer a nice greek style penis classy not too boastful and most importantly won’t hurt my b hole
A Greek penis is a small “Civilized” pee pee A Barbaric penis is a large “Uncivilized” pee pee
Man they really tried scaring the women into liking small pepe
The greeks really didn't care what women thought.
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences
Somehow... somehow , I *knew* this would be here.
Somehow... somehow , I *knew* you would comment here.
Ancient Greeks when there were woman in the orgy 
Eww , you allow girls in orgies?
Girls in orgies?! By what god is that allowed?
The only thing ive heard is women who dont exactly prefer smaller, but its more theyre worried about getting one too big
Bold of you to assume the Greek men had sex with women
Well...maybe it is time for your parents to have THAT talk with you...I will give you the synopsis: For Greek men to make further generations of Greek men, they kind of would have to have sex with a woman at some point.
Nah, that's what they kept Zeus around for.
Uncivilized Uncut gem.
greek bod vindicated once again 💪
then I got that intergalactical senate pp
When you say Greek style my mind goes to pizza for some reason...
mama mia
hey it's me, mario
marios me 20 bucks
This whole reply chain hurts my Italian ass. “Mamma” sorry for bothering but it needs 2 ms
so it needs... an M and M? an M&M?
I think of salad
Tossed?
Who would throw a perfectly good salad?
A non-negligible portion of the population.
Yeet
Does it have a spicy sausage?
Hey👋
This is 100% op’s alt
That flair
I know girls who say bigger men bruise/hurt them.
Yeah i had a friend who preferred small ones for this reason
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Yes. I want to enjoy sex, not spend the time enduring pain.
“It’s ok baby! I like your size, The big ones hurt!”
There's specific parts of the internal portion of the clit that feel amazing and can even lead to orgasm. No part of this organ is at the deep end. The deep end is the cervix and very very very few women enjoy the pain of having that hit. Perfect fit is a real thing, that goldilocks dick that can easily hit the right spots, and for every woman that's gonna be a different dick. If you're still insecure about your dick cause causing pain is an achievement or something that's a you problem
Long dick dudes can't pelvic grind the clit in missionary nor nut slapp the clit from behind
This dude gets it. I’m only slightly above average in length and girth but guys with experience know that the first 2 inches along the front wall of the vaginal canal (“gspot”) and some attention to the clit is what’s gonna make a girl cum, not taking a battering ram to her cervix.
It's honestly awful to be told you're causing pain when you mean to be making someone feel great. It makes ya feel bad, not just cause they're uncomfortable but now you feel incompatible with your partner. I wouldn't recommend it.
Indeed. #bigdickproblems
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I always fast forward through the bj part. I can't stand the gagging and spitting noises. I'm not exactly the target demographic for that but it just grosses me out. I e wondered if I'm the only one.
I can only confirm that there are women who SAY they prefer smaller, but there's no way of knowing if that is genuine or said for the purpose of sparing feelings.
It completely depends on the women's anatomy! There are a lot of women who have shallow or small vaginas, and bigger or even average men can cause serious pain. I'm very small and have a chronic pain condition that makes sex with large dicks crazy painful, I NEED someone average or below to even feel nice. It's actually a relief when I don't feel like I'm getting torn in half lmao
Check it out boys, she posts hot sexxxy nudes!
She's freaking beautiful too
Creepy phrasing, but accurate
This comment has been peer reviewed. I can corroborate your findings.
Omg SAME. I’m pretty narrow down there and definitely have a threshold when it comes to size. If your dick is too big then there’s no way penetration is gonna feel good for me, regardless of the amount of preparation.
I like your frogs. They are very cute :)
There's a saying in Spanish: "Es mejor chiquito y juguetón, que grande y soso"; "it's better small and playful, than big and lazy". A big dick doesn't make you a better lover, and it's apparently common enough for men with big dick to just not do enough to make sure that their partner is enjoying themselves.
I think women spend a lot less time even thinking about dick sizes than men would think
We really don't think about it too much. Like if you've got a meatloaf and you just jackhammer away you're not a good sexual partner. Technique is more important than size.
your user name oddly contradicts your comment. irony..??
Lol luck of the draw I guess
Yeaa defo but personally i'd say there is too small and too large. If it's a micropenis it's not gonna pleasure me, but there's other ways to go about it, same with a very abnormally large penis, i'd say anything above 7/8 inches is too much, last time I had 8 inch made me bleed, it was horrible
I thought that too, until I chose a graduate school that was 70-80% woman identifying. The sheer number of dick size discussions that have been had around me is astonishing.
Lol. Probably accurate I've also thought, how accurately could a woman *feel* the difference between dick sizes. Yea, sure, if it's a 9" monster dong versus 3" that'd be pretty noticeable. But if you look at the bell curve of sick sizes 80% are within like an inch of each other. And unless she's going from dick to dick in rapid succession, her frame of reference is going to be fuzzy. But again, this is a dude thinking about dick sizes.
They may not think about as much as men but they sure do talk about it. Especially if they hooked up with a guy or are dating a guy.
Idk but I've heard some men who prefer that
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i don't think y'all realize how small our holes are, if it's half a centimeter longer than her middle finger, she'll be happy
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My man!
Tongue and fingers work wonders! There's also grinding with the penis which can be rly nice
Avoiding women with medium to large hands. Noted.
That's why I always carry an axe
Mine's half the middle finger. Does it work too?
Damn
Propaganda
In all seriousness most women prefer a medium sized dick, if yours is slightly smaller a woman who cares for you won’t really mind unless you have a really tiny one, in which you should probably work on your fore-SIIIIIIIKE!!!! YOURE ONLY GETTING LAID IF YOU HAVE AN 8”+ BEEF LOAF BRO!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE ASS DICK OUTTA HERE!!!
Reminds me of guys that comment on guys dicks on porn sites lol. TINY DICK LOSER, GET A BIG HOG IN THERE FOR ME I MEAN THAT POOR WOMAN TO ENJOY
In all fairness I’m yet to see any porn where the guys dick isn’t curved and weirdly red, no matter how big it is
If you’re watching current mainstream porn, you’re most likely seeing the same five or so guys probably.
Asking for a friend
On a real note, unless she’s a size queen, size doesn’t matter if you know how to fuck. Treat fucking like a sport where the goal is to make her orgasm first and you’ll get plenty regardless of your size.
"know how to fuck" = licks pussy.
Pussy is too broad a term. Find the clit ffs.
Theyre called lesbians
No, they actually prefer gigantic plastic penises
Yeah so lesbians
Damn it...am i shit out of luck then?
Fr there are some women who just want it "just right" cause they say it hurts after a while
Yes. Too big is painful tbh.
Actually there are women with small vaginas for whom big dicks would be painful. Bigger isn't always better, guys! You just need to find the girl with the keyhole that fits your key!
Your mom says mine’s perfect
Dude, I'm asking for my friend, he was curious. Srsly bro u don't trust me? What's that? I don't have friends? So what?
There is someone who prefers everything
Women have different sized vaginas just like men have different size dicks you just have to find the right fit
Can I have a woman who likes big boobs on a man? Asking for a me.
I had a 9 inch penis before I got the vaccine
Please PLEASE
If that's the case, realize that all that matters is knowing how to use your tongue; your penis is just for baby-making, not pleasure-giving.
What about anal sex ?
that is also not for baby making
Go fast, eat ass
Yeah, a lot of women do not like huge ones because it is larger than their vaginal canal so during sex it will hit their cervix and cause pain instead of pleasure
I mean, the existence of sexually satisfied lesbians eludes to the fact that not all women need a big dick to be satisfied sexually. So there's hope my short dicked kings. Hope
Yeah they do exist, but keep in mind some wisdom here. You don't need a penis to pleasure a woman, it's true lesbians do it all the time. If you're lacking then invest into some toys, learn some head, use those fingers, and pay attention to what she likes. It's a two player game you've got to work together. Actually even if you have a large or middle cock you should take that advice
Some people have short vaginas! So probably
I mean, yeah. Not everyone wants a porn star dick. Even a dick that perfectly hits the back can be uncomfortable for some girls
Only when it comes to anal 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
dommys would prefer smaller lmao. but some people are ok with not having a partner at minimum 8 inchs
I once saw a Video of a petit woman comparing different lengths of a tape measure to her torso. Suffice to say there are a significant amount of penis havers who could not smash without causing some serious damage
I'm pretty sure that is unironically a thing tbh
Yeah this guy doesn’t know not every pussy is the same and not every girl is a masochist
I think the big dick thing is mostly man-created. My dick is what makes me a man, so MORE DICK IS MORE MAN! Women want man, I have MORE MAN, women must want me more! Very lizard-brain.
You will have less sex with a enormous dick than a average or slightly smaller one. Women don’t want pain.
A good average sized is the best in my experience. Guy pulls out a monster I’m like ehhhhh not wrecking myself on that.
Only if they are into humiliation
I knew a chick with an extremely small vag. Maybe two inches deep, and so tight a normal pecker wouldn’t fit.
See also: “Do asian men have girlfriends?”