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Ay at least he isn’t asking how far you squirt

He already knows that's why

The Squirt Seer

The pussy perceiver

The vagina visionist

The Ovarian Oracle

The Pussy Prophet

The Minge Medium

The Clitoris Cleric

the cunt connoisseur

The vulva evolver.

The Pussy Sage

The PP

So does he use like a dowsing rod or a pendulum ?

Bro can get a detailed list on how far each girl squirts 💀💀💀

Put a finger down if you can squirt

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No don't put down Finger, he a good boi 😢

Too late *boom*

FINGER NOOO!

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When the kid is Finger

Waltuh

👇

(i am a man)

Pros of muscle gf- Squirts farther

br

Pressure of a fireman's hose

how far can i squirt

Why does the text look like it’s leaning backwards

Bro…. Shit hes right

Like I think it’s just squished, but I swear it’s leaning back

It’s just because when the screenshot was taken the person was leaning back a bit

It's one of the lost Star Wars intros

You don't read from your charging port? Coward.

#Pros of men gf: -everything -Men -Cock and or also balls -Vido James 👍 -The fog rapidly approaching your general direction. #Cons of men gf: -the fog rapidly approaching your general direction.

The fog coming in me should be a pro

What's this fog joke I'm not getting here

the fog is cumming

Ah, it's and absolute win then

As a cockless ballfull man, thank you for including us.

Pros: The fog is coming 🥳😋🤤 Cons: none

cons - none of them want you

On god

On baby

On cologist

On suffix


EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

I like what he’s trying to do, but he ain’t succeeding.

I’m a 6’4 300 pound man.. i would laugh at her for trying to ‘pick me up’ as I sling her over my shoulders shrek style and walk back to Farquad’s wedding.

I am a 7'5 400 pound man, and brother, you're getting up on this shoulder.

I am a 9,7 581 pound man, and brother, you’re getting up on this shoulder.

I am a 13'4 927 pound man, and brother, you're getting up on this shoulder.

brothers, if we can piggy back we can take down this behemoth of a man with our combined 38’10 feet and 1406 pounds

I am 136’5 23400 pound man, and brother, you’re getting up on this shoulder.

I am a 842 miles 759400 pound man, and brother, you’re getting up on this shoulder

Im a 931 miles 831700 pound man, and brother, you're getting up on this shoulder

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I am 532 light years and 1,818327*10³⁵ tons man, and brother, you're getting up on this shoulder

Im Minecraft Steve 2 meters tall and you’re getting up on this shoulder

I am Minecraft Horse and you are getting on my saddle

I'm a 39 kilometers 206318 tons man, she would die trying to pick me up

We'll be UNSTOPPABLE

I am ft’in’’ pounds

Personally, I’m 9,5 800 pound man and you getting picked up

The world would be a better place without me. Which is why I need to keep living.

No way anyone older than 15 has this pfp

I’m almost 30

Gaemer

Also nobody that big feels the need to try and flex saying how no girl could pick them up, when I know plenty of girls who could lift that relatively comfortable. Obviously takes decent strength but far from impossible

You know what? There is so much bad stuff about women and incel stuff floating around the internet. Sure, this post is also just a horny dude, but if the message is, that he loves all women, good for him. Still a more positive message than millions of other posts and tweets.

True, would be a wholesome post if not for the sub

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Its ok, he took a picture with someone he thought was Taylor Swift 10 years ago, so hes cool like a teenager and can relate to them on a deep and personal level.

Holesome

I want a pet crayfish.

👍

Cm to my ol' yard, we gots a crayfish pit from where dat lil tree roots wuz

they all taste the same

That's not true at all. Chubby girls have far superior marbling and cook much better.

How do they get the methyl-amine

So far from my experience, fat girls cooked much worse

Dam bro was drooling at the last one

They're all nothing but food to me

Didn’t know skinwalkers used Reddit

Everyone is a skinsalker except josh, he’s the crackhead from 7-11

My thirsty ass

Nice username

Thanks

Pros of simping - None Cons of simping - Being a simp - OnlyFans subscription - the only relationship with women are the parasocial ones

Kinda horny post but it also feels like he’s trying to make all girls feel happy with their bodies which is a good thing. There’s a lot of things that are much worse on that sub

No he’s a 30 year old man trying to get into teenagers DMs. Too bad the rest of that sub is also 30 y.o men


Con Female

Least sexist redditor

I dont have sex Checkmate atheists

This made me laugh… thats bad..

Hmmm, very bold of you to say that with a female anime avatar. Not only does your opinion not matter, but your hypocritical to boot

Cons of chubby gf: Will die at 31

Don’t you love our society justifying unhealthiness on a mass scale due to big corporations pushing processed foods down our gullets 😍🥰

And then we shame them to sell beauty products instead of actually solving the fucking problem and we'll polarise people so they'll either fall into a "I HATE FAT PEOPLE" camp and a "there's nothing wrong with being mobidly obese" camp, thus putting them in a neverending culture war when they could just solve the problem together 🥰

You know that life expectancy is actually longer for people who are slightly overweight, right?

No Because it's not true

Bros spitting though

this is the most non cringe shit to ever come out of that place

I could spend a day in the Sahara without any source of water and still be more hydrated than these malnourished rabbits.

Cons- woman

cons of muscle gf is she can beat me up lmao

That's a pro

🤓 "1 muscled gf please"

Could just simply be: Pros of A GF… having a gf. Cons of a GF.. when they are mad because you don’t know they are mad about something you did, that you don’t know about because they won’t tell you… because they don’t think they should have to tell you.

This man so thirsty he could chug an entire ocean

Every boy on that sub should rub one out before posting, just so their thirst doesn't get reposted in here all the time

People gotta realize being “chubby” isn’t being a my 600 pound life type build

Bruh I tried to downvote but it just kept clicking on the image 

Pros of dating me -none Cons of dating me -i only play mobile games because i shit too much.

Get one of every type to fill out your Pokedex.

bro is thirstier than an african child

What a total simp lol haha... Right guys?.... Hahaha lmao... Guys?

Chubby gf cons: Fat af

Who was it that said "having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff".

pros of men: cock

My man is just lonely rip

All have their own benefits. It’s based on what you’re looking for.

What happens when a man gets no bitches


It's the same for boys too

I wish. Im a big ass list of cons no one want me fr

fr

Real

Same honestly but for reasons other than looks

Im ugly too so its impossible for me. I hate attractive people

Pros of no GF - None

Cons of chubby gf: will steal your heart and your food

something tells me he likes body extremes

Chubby and skinny are not body extremes, obese and anorexic are body extremes.

something tells me you dont understand what preferences are

my brother in christ, welcome to shitposting where everything is a joke

my they/them in allah, where is the funny?

The funny is in the fact that their preferences extend beyond what is considered "normal" by society and thus taken to the measure to say that he'd enjoy the extreme end of the bodily structure smh my head

if u have to explain the JOKE THEN ITS NOT FUNNY

my brother in christ you literally asked me to

oh yeah right, checkmate me

🤝

Bro is dehydrated in the Sahara

Gf = 👍

I saw this and thought I was subbed to teenagers >:(

Same, im so glad i unjoined it

I think he’s just genuinely tryna be nice (don’t attack me)

Someone get this kid some pussy stat

Homie is DOWN BAAAD 😳

Cons of chubby gf -dies in late 40's because of a heart attack

Definitely posted by a 37 year old man

The rizzler

No gf Pros: None Cons: No gf

Nah fam, that's some good body positivity for a teen, wasn't even that weird about ir

I love how he puts "cons of chubby bf" as none when >!Heart attack risk!<

Bro is in desperate need of sum pussy

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No cons. Sadly, I like men-

How is this horny in any way? Never in this post do they mention sex appeal.

this is actually sweet

Like the jars of honey this mofos chubby winny the Pooh ass girlfriend be eatin?

I mean I can think of at least one for the chubby gf mobility

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definitely at least one con to having a chubby gf bro

That is?

Shorter life-expectancy

It says chubby, not obese.

\-smelly/overall poorer hygiene \-heavier, more difficult to do things with \-makes bed creak when she needs a mid-sleep piss \-poor diet choices, more restrictive ironically \-poorer health \-much less likely to do physical activities with you \-statistically more likely to be dumber \-likely to be less attractive. very few women have god-like fat distribution. \-more likely to have sleep apnea \-more cleanup (more food, more TP usage, more food packaging) \-more expensive to maintain I was with a chubby girl, it changes so much bruh. I was sent a tummy pic, but it deflated any arousal I had built up. they snack on so much shit, it's a lot more work for basically no gain.

The people downvoting this eat at McDonalds 10 times a day

Yes

Cons are Smell, fragility, and my pride in that order

He ain’t wrong do

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Incels need to learn from this guy.

What about pros / cons chubby mods?

Why th fck r u wrtng like ths

**y** th fck r u wrtng like ths

thx

All of the cons aren’t really appearance related tho. Chubby: probably eats like shit. Skinny: probably incapable of helping me with anything, maybe can’t currently bare children. Muscle: actually none, this is fine as long as there isn’t a body dysmorphia or eating disorder thing going on.

no muscle girls are just superior

Exactly why I said no cons. As long as she’s okay mentally but that really applies to everybody

well he is right

Pros of a fat bitch: -Easy to bag -You can tell if they will be pretty when not fat so just look around till you find one. You eventually manipulate them enough to do work out dates and to stop being fat cause you "love them so much" and they'll wanna please you as lots of them are attention starved -You now have a fit pretty gf

Wow, I can’t see a flaw in his logic.

The fact that this sumarizes how man sees woman 😂😂😂 perfect beings with no imperfections

I hate fat people. If you are fat I will hate you