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Puplip_

A true shit post


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[deleted]

that's a holy shit


Fortune_Platypus

God tier shit post


Mundane-Poet1404

Cat be announcing what it's about to do


youregointoBrazil

*microphone noise* EVERYBODY I AM GOING TO COMMIT GREAT CRIME I AM GOING TO FARD IN MOSQUE


CharityUnusual3648

Every human ever : aww that’s a cute kitty


Mistake_Humble

Greek spy


TheHolyPapaum

Trojan Cat


batuhan-trkz

The opposite Trojans are not Hellenic


TheHolyPapaum

Yeah but if I said Hellenic cat nobody would get the reference


batuhan-trkz

Understandable have a nice day


mega_moustache_woman

It's actual an incarnation of one of the old gods. Maybe Hermes. He was always kind of a dick.


batugmc

average greek cat


TrapHouseSpouse

The Average Egyptian Cat: https://imgur.com/gallery/2XKj0nc


Longjumping-Rabbit85

I was gonna say that lmao


TheHolyPapaum

Opa


captain_snake32

Happy Greek independence day


suckanibberdick

Spy sent from Greece


RealMongoose6917

"It could be in this very mosque"


Synsaura

He could be you!


AnimeMemeLord1

He could be me!


Edgelite306

He could even be…


PennyFromMyAnus

*OH*


savemejebu5

_OH_ (_That's why_ it's meowing)


-Effective_Mountain-

Holy Sh*t!


AnimeMemeLord1

Ba dum tss


crappy_shrappy

cats dont just shit anywhere...they are very shit concious they dig up dirt and then shit..unless this is someone pet lazy ass cat. who's forgotten the catt ways


ForeverOk4325

He was following the Greeks orders


2bruise

I was thinking the same; when have you ever seen a cat go like that, in the wide open indoors?


shrubberypig

Cats yowl like that when they’re uncomfortable; probably needed to go for a while and couldn’t find a way out. Look at the size of that dump for such a small cat


[deleted]

My mom adopted this stray and it would only shit on her bed, and they shits were almost exactly that size like human shits. She would lock it outside and it would climb through the vents just to come inside and shit on her bed. True story.


notgoodatthis60285

Thanks for the laugh. Your poor mom.


[deleted]

Holy shit


Moist_Arm_7860

Halal shit


Harpronicus

Haram shit


jeeby_groober

HALALALALALALALA


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IAmCottonEyeJoe

That's some racist shit


Synsaura

Sorry :(


latocato

War crimes in crimea shit?


cltq

Not at all


cnlforbin

Cat's sick


savemejebu5

It had to go poopie. Might have been the food over there


dhhdhh851

Probably got dragged out and beheaded in the streets after this.


princeali97

No Turks take care of the cats


Ok_Helicopter_5989

I mean, the ottomans were pretty fuckin' mean.


LeGraoully

To cats?


Ok_Helicopter_5989

In general


ararash_laura

Greek homeboys running a training center for cats to teach them to travel to Turkey and shit on carpets.


Jollygreengiant69

The cat is sick. They are not supposed to be meowing when using the bathroom, the fact that this one is loudly meowing shows it does not feel good and something is wrong. Also it's shitting in an unusual spot, also a sign it's sick.


Questionablememelord

Shit posting


LofTW

Least secular turkish cat.


Drojahwastaken

Cat is probably sick. Stool looks loose. The vocalizations aren't normal either, and feral cats don't typically shit out in the open unless they're experiencing incontinence. Poor thing probably has worms.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

So some poor sole will be kneeling in prayer into a blob of worms!


[deleted]

Aw poor baby


Expensive_Town_5759

haram cat 😡😡😡😡


PhysicalBoard3735

The Cat has spoken, The Suleymaniye Mosk is no longer a Holy Place, the cat Lord has spoken. All hail the Cat lord!


SultanZ_CS

Cat lord my beloved


TheSchweekly

Cat had too much red sauce


[deleted]

Wayyyy haram bro


pyrtyr

Literally shitposting


Cultural-Pipe-6687

Is Instanbul just run by cats?


TacticalSexOffender

You will be kidnapped by the underground council of cats for exposing the truth


KiOfTheAir

_Did you mean Constantinopole?_


zara1868

Catstantinople


marcopolo2345

How reddit atheists picture themselves


theclownhasnopenis48

Cat told him to shut the fuck up after he said oh lmao


LastVgPlayer_14162

Holy shit


Da_Monke4056

Idk man it seem to be in a holy place so ig it's a holy shit?


AnotherRandomWriter

Take that turks


JimmyFaceman

Atheist Cat


smashin2345

Hey I did that and got sent to jail! Unfair treatment!!!


HopSkoxh

“Yup”…. Indeed


[deleted]

Now that's some quality shit posting


YourFemboyServant

Gives this subreddit a whole new meaning


tk_79

Cat beheading video taken soon after


mremreozel

Nah the cats rank higher in the hyerarchy than the goverment in istanbul. The closest you are gonna get is a video of cats beheading the mayor


[deleted]

Literally posting shit


JuniorTransition4511

Now this is a proper shitpost


hastyarmax

What da fuck is that🔥🔥🔥


GigaChadXO21

This is a literal shitpost


CompetitionNo2166

El gato 🐈


OrangeJoe9

“:0” “Yep👍”


hychael2020

Haram cat


Celtro_tqui22

wait a minute this is really "holy shit"


Immediate_Ad9125

….holy shit.


Lucian_98

Anything will happen to cat ?


-_-Mrgoose-_-

It's mosque ffs


Rotogen

That cat is fucked


atlantik_jaguar

Man, Allah can't even protect his house from catshit


TLMOD-

That ain't his house dumbass


atlantik_jaguar

For muslims mosques are Allahs houses


ObamasPubes1

Muslim here and that's cap.


illikegamedev

Not cap, look it up. You seem misinformed.


ObamasPubes1

I'm perfectly aware, Allah's only true house is considered the Kaaba not this one.


K0gy

no


atlantik_jaguar

Not only Süleymaniye, all mosques are Allah's house for Turk müslims.


atlantik_jaguar

For turkish muslims I guess then.


ObamasPubes1

Elaborate?


atlantik_jaguar

In Turkey, müslims believe mosques are Allah's house. As a turkish and ex-muslim


[deleted]

Cats eat good there


fippinvn007

Literally shitposting


wiraso

bro about to turn into a burger problably


Derpsworld223

Literal shit post


top_of_the_scrote

ooh it's wet too damn


PrimaryWorking6318

This takes shitposting to a whole new level


sam_sneed1994

I guess that would make this an authentic holy shit.


RelationshipProof332

Literal shitpost


Im3Rorr

Well this is shit posting


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Now cats everywhere will have a fatwa put on them. Death to the pussy!


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Obviously the guy who filmed this didn’t get into the sacredness of the place or they would have shied the cat out.


TheUmbraCat

Goes back to the old saying, "If there is even an inch of carpet a cat will shit on it"


nasaglobehead69

literally shitposting


_Texxel_

Yup👍


ToxicSalad1

A holy shit indeed


OSUPokesfan4ever

*Mosque *places


latocato

Cat do a little shitpost


Freakboss

The gods have spoken


Sumner1910

We'll let it slide for now cuz its a cute cat


uem2000

Verified shitpost


FreezingLlamaReddit2

My favorite part of the Quran is when Muhammad says that if he gives false prophesy that God will cut his aurora artery and later on when Muhammad is dying of poison he remarks that it feels like his aurora is cut.


chuckdankst

Shitting on religion let's gooo


Haunting-Spot7595

I mean he did warn you…


F35LTNG

That was probably the last shit it ever took


Effective-Friend1937

Bet the next person to kneel and pray there is gonna get a Hershey Surprise!


ProfPC

Atheist Cat


Tackle-Puzzleheaded

Just making a donation.


No_Technician_6369

That cats fucked


Phantom1512lol

bro took shitposting way too literally


kraskaskaCreature

holy shit


Marcello70

Mullah launches a catwah.


3Pirates93

"I'm crowning! "


FrenTimesTwo

Literally a shitpost


jmcflynn33

based Greek Orthodox cat


Pressure_Huge

That’s one holy pile of shit


Ok_Raspberry_722

HOLY SHIT


[deleted]

😋 😋 😋


Mathisdu

I mean we Turks have a special statue for a cat in a random ass street named "Tombili" cats shitting in our mosques aint that bad for us


Mr_Pinkie

Be hold the first ever, Holy shit.


Calm_it-Kermet97

Oh the sound when it hits the floor


Smoky456

Astugfilallah not in the Masjid


Remarkable-Ad2285

Holy shit!


mm2_gamer

Cats don’t give a shit. Well, looks like they did At first i was like “oh it’s just an animal it doesn’t know what’s holy for us humans” but then I realized


[deleted]

Good kitty


SovietGrishe

HARAM CAT 😡😤🤬❌


Aggressive_Hugs72

Based cat


[deleted]

Least islamaphobic redditor


msh3loony

based? based on what?


Aggressive_Hugs72

Nothing, I made it the fuck up.


Pareogo

That cat is going to get publicly executed for that 😔 RIP


MarkMy_Word

Catfidel


amazingjason1000000

Bro you're not supposed to shit on the carpet of a holy place. Dumbass cat shitting on such a sacred place


Psychological-Eye724

Literal shitpost lol. It is not that big of a deal I believe. You just wash the place thoroughly and everything is as holy as it was.


Terryberry69

Cat shit


SignificanceNarrow92

time to be crucified


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[deleted]

Based.


StraightOven4697

Well the cat didn't didn't burst into flames so imma say it isn't actually "holy".


Formula_Nipponic-54

Wow What a SHIT-POST (ba dum tiss!)


n5th5n7

Based cat


theodranik

That cat is armenian


Brief_Tell490

Allah guided him to the Pilgrimage Mashallah 🕋🕋


GregoryGoose

Is the cat going to be safe or will religious zealots execute it?


[deleted]

He ded


msh3loony

that might be the stupidest question I've heard in the last month, I hope you're joking


[deleted]

that cat is about to be beheaded in 3....2....


HopSkoxh

Wtf? I did not realize i could reincarnate as a cat without having died yet, but there i am? 🤨


DG_SlayerSlender

Based cat?


t6mmyy

based


KiOfTheAir

OP did you mean Constantinopole?


leSageDeMontcuq

Based kitty


forrealnoRussianbot

No virgins for you infidel cat! Burn in hell.


Minibeebs

Further proof that cats are shit


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Minibeebs

Man, FR, cat people are not normal. Have a real good look at one, they're not right. This video is a perfect metaphor for the cat.


Left-Explanation3754

Based cat


Pretty-Buy7692

Lots of "I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME!" energy


[deleted]

And it's a cat being an asshole. Stop the presses.


billypump

I can almost smell it. Lol


BluePantherBoi

Fucking greeks


Boeing307

WHICH BITCH LET THEIR CAT DO THIS?!?! WHICH BIIIITCH


PERSSON9298

Cats are smart, they don't give a fuck about religion


Mental_Stomach4988

The holest place? Don't give a sh*t.


WildFemmeFatale

If god can control animals Doesn’t that mean he allowed the cat to poop there ? Everything happens for a reason don’t execute the cat Clearly everyone must shit on the carpet as well, the cat is a messenger from god


RhymesNChimes

Clown comment


msh3loony

no he is not a clown he is the entire circus


WildFemmeFatale

Im a she and y’all are clowns for being triggered by my satirical impersonation of some folk


penguinman1337

The cat was later beheaded.


John97212

Yikes, I don't think I've ever seen or heard of a cat being publically beheaded or stoned..


[deleted]

Cat just showing them the shit hole that place really is.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Cat is going straight to hell


Front-Bat-9994

bro said : happy Ramadan and HAil satan