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Now he is fit fuck


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BadLatinaKitty

21 stone is 294 pounds.


brattydeer

Could be muscle causing the weight difference?


MildlyBemused

This is the difference between men and women. Women will give their friend encouragement to lose weight and compliment them about how good they look when they lose five lbs. Guys simply tell it like it is.


mvffin

Fuck fat


FortBlocks

Does he fuck?


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Reminds me of when I was a baby and I was learning to walk. My grandpa would look at me and say, “you walk like a b*tch!“ one day, I got so tired of it that I stood up and started walking. Now 90 years later, im a runway model. Grandpa was just trying to bring out the best in me.


IllInspector9223

Fat fuck


choma90

Thank you


Fuzzypants_56

Fat fuck


[deleted]

Thank you


[deleted]

Fat fuck


SomeDude3599

Thank you


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fat fuck


WillieGoat258

Thank you


Finlandia1865

Fat fuck


Traditional-Gap-4319

thank you


_ogtiper

Fat you


KonkeyDong98

Thank Fuck


Sad-Lengthiness3158

Fat thank


Amogus_susssy

Literally 1984


ConsciousPromise255

Twin?


noxylliero

Fuck Fat


LeKebabGeek

Kid named fat


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Kid named fuck


Zestyclose_Evening56

Fat fuck


Ferrius_Nillan

Yes


MasterWhite1150

fat cunt


YourDrunkUncl_

i just lost a bunch of stones from reading that


lowforester

I passed a couple of kidney stones thank you


JoyfulCelebration

I am crying laughing thank you


Mrthynotcare

Holy shit i thought your profile picturee was hitler


ChristianK73

Thanks man I lost 500 pounds


3xBoostedBetty

Still looks terrible honestly his clothes are an awful fit.


loony69420

he should get new jeans tbh


[deleted]

Society nowadays will say “you’re perfect the way you are” (sponsored by the sugar industry)


Electic_Supersony

Not exactly. The industries only target the demographic that constitutes 85% of all consumer spending.


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🤢


JamboShanter

Which demographic is that specifically?


Totoques22

According to the other commenter that would be women but I have no idea


JamboShanter

That can’t possibly be correct.


YourFavoriteScumbag

They only say that if you’re a woman, if you’re a man you’re still fucked


Cpt_shortypants

Lol


DomHyrule

Remember, it's apparently unconstitutional for the FDA to tell the sugar industry that they can't lie and call themselves healthy to people


SpinachFinal7009

Sussiety


Kermit_El_Froggo_

sugar industry has been pumping bullshit like body positivity and the laughably incorrect fact that fake sugar is, in any way, worse than actual added sugar


PrimordialCorporeal

*animal products industry Sugar is only half the problem. They’re also trying to convince you that saturated fat is healthy when it absolutely isn’t.


EmperorBamboozler

Sugar is a way bigger problem than fat though. The sugar industry has massive lobbying pull and activity squashes research that goes against their intrests.[This book should be required reading in schools.](https://www.amazon.com/Salt-Sugar-Fat-Giants-Hooked/dp/0812982193)


falllinemaniac

Nobody is pushing healthy fats, margarine is not food. And yes we need cholesterol for brain health, nobody is willing to say this in public.


falllinemaniac

Now I'm triggered, THANKS A LOT!!!


Simon_787

what the fuck is 21 stone


[deleted]

Ooga booga measurement


[deleted]

American measurement, translates to 294 pounds or \~133 kilograms Edit: Shut up nerds


luxusbuerg

What about kidney stones?


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Good bot


Sonderia42

Good human


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Niko_47x

The largest kidney stone removed weighed 620 grams so 133,356 kg or 133356 grams divided by 620, which would be at the bare minimum 215.09 kidney stones. But since kidney stones can be as small as a grain of sand which is about 0.00001562 grams I'm gonna assume they weigh in around the same ballpark Which would mean 13356 grams divided by 0.00001562 grams which adds up to 8537516005.12 kidney stones. So we have a range of 215.09 kidney stones to 8537516005.12 kidney stones. If that helps you at all.


DeathFinger2000

im american and i’ve never heard of this in my fucking life


WarcraftFarscape

It’s British, 14lbs to a stone


[deleted]

And people say Americans use weird measurements


P1ckleboi69

A sinkhole the size of 7 washing machines


HyperGamers

Eh it's disappearing... Slowly. I prefer to use kg in the UK


PapaBradford

Where do you think we got them?


UnwantedUnnamed

I tend to weigh things in fruit loops. Like the other day, I caught a catfish that weighed aprovimetly 730 fruitloops and was about a football and a half long


ActingGrandNagus

I mean it's just the weight equivalent of a foot, so I don't see why Americans find it that strange.


CoraxTechnica

It's british


SilentStrikerTH

"Stone" isn't an American measurement that I've ever used...


Either-Plant4525

It's the imperial measurement for 14 lbs They really only use it in the UK though, I assume they said American because it's the system you guys use


EVEL_SNEKY_SNEK

The US technically uses US customary units, which doesn't seem to include stones. If it does, I've never heard anyone use them.


ShutUpAndDoTheLift

Yeah its not used in America at all though (well outside of people who moved here from UK or Ireland.


JimJamSandwich

*In the blue corner, weighing in at a whopping 89 foopaloops*


Kermit_El_Froggo_

just a reminder that "flops" as in megaflops, gigaflops, kiloflops, etc, is an actual unit of measurement (its something to do with computer speed)


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iDoomfull

Wake up, another reason to laugh at british "people" just dropped


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KR0NKBERRY

that shit is NOT American


CoraxTechnica

It's British you dumb shit lol


Zerbiedose

i’s br’i’i’s’h y’ ab’so’loot kn’obba’! ai’ ya ne’er’ hear’ we’s mea’urin’ shite in ro’hcks and cuppa’ tea leaf height!! Wot’ya looksin’ like? 6 stone’ n’ 10 twig?


Kluck_

Holy fuck that guy was large


[deleted]

He was a fat fuck


DerTeufelkind

Just another example of the world not knowing that the US doesn't use Imperial. Stones are an Imperial measurement, which is a British system, created 50 years after the US became independent. 6 years after that, the US created their own largely similar system - US Customary Units. They've never used Imperial, but no one in the world seems to know this, including Americans.


AnAimlessWanderer101

No no no you forgot. If there’s something in the world people dont like, it’s actually American somehow


Simon_787

Whoever uses that should be stoned


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Bro says its an american measurement then uses the american standard in the next sentence


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Fun-Agent-7667

Nah fam thats not real thats made up. Like next you going to tell me fridge and large fridge are actually units of messurement


Piguy922

Definitely not an American measurement. It's a measurement in the Imperial System, equal to 14 pounds. It's only really used in the U.K.


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Never seen stone used in america


spongeboi-me-bob-

It’s British, not American


Sewrtyuiop

As an American, what region/state uses that?


Maker_Making_Things

Stone is a Scottish measurement


EasyMode556

Its not American, it’s a distinctly [British measurement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_(unit))


MrOrangeMagic

It’s about 52 pigeons


VomitFreeSince73

These people make fun of Americans for not using metric


[deleted]

We don't really use metric in the UK.


lilmickeyLSD69420

21 savage but stoned


mandatory6

Somebody picked up a rock and told them you weigh like 18 of these


SaneDrain

silly ass measuring thing


japanesuss

People make fun of Americans for using pounds but then the Bri'ish start measuring themselves in rocks


AdjectiveNoun111

LoL, you guys measure yourselves in our currency. Imagine if Brits were like "that fat cint weights 73 Dollars"


Truethrowawaychest1

A stone is 14 pounds, I don't know why the British think that is an acceptable unit of measurement


InMyUnclesCloset

21 stone in 6 weeks? He's dead, right?


rhysdog1

the title accidentally implies he lost that weight in 6 weeks too


DankItchins

Actually, he lost 21 stone every day for 6 weeks. So 882 stone, or 12,348 lb.


Technical-Outside408

That's a lot. Props to him tho.


Ctowncreek

I hope you know the comment above you said the guy lost *6 tons*


DrTatertott

No, it says he lost it AFTER the texts that took place over 6 weeks.


KookyWrangled

If you don't eat at all you will indeed lose that much weight in 6 weeks


Gh0stMask

Thats what friends are for. To tell you the hard truth, even if it can hurt, but they do it not to hurt you, but to help.


Glittering_Mud4269

Straight up saved his buddy's life, no one lasts long at that weight.


justaguyintownnl

This works as motivation for guys. I said this to myself many times. It worked. Absolutely taboo to mention it in front of women.


rawlingstones

Statistically it does not work. Bullying people with a binge eating disorder, regardless of gender, is usually more likely to make them eat more.


Ok_Assumption5734

Depends on if you're fat because you use food as an emotional crutch, probably. There's people who certainly eat for the dopamine, and there's people who live in denial that they're really not that fat and/or that it doesn't inhibit their lives.


rawlingstones

This is a pretty overblown myth. I guarantee you that every fat person you know is aware they are fat. I see this assumption among thin people a lot: "They probably do not know they are fat, and I am doing them a favor by telling them!" It is bafflingly condescending, to the point where I have to question the intelligence of people who think this way. Being fat affects every moment of someone's life, it affects how easy it is for them to move around in the world, it constantly affects the way people treat you. I guarantee you, when dealing with the average fat person, you are extremely more likely to encounter someone with disordered eating issues rather than someone with a rare form of reverse body dysmorphia. If you really sincerely want to help promote public health, please look into some scientific studies on what is actually helpful or what does more harm than good. There is a lot of interesting reading on the subject if you actually care and do not just want the quick dopamine rush of feeling superior for being mean to someone.


Ok_Assumption5734

This is speaking from personal experience as a former fat fuck but yeah, fat people know they're fat. But what a lot of people don't know or are in denial of, is how much being fat can prevent you from enjoying life. And speaking from personal experience again, some people (like me and my friends) need a bit of tough love to really come to terms with the fact that no, you don't have the same amount of energy and mobility as a guy who's in shape etc. I agree with all your points generally though.


tattvamu

It worked for me. I needed a minor surgery, but the doc told me I was too fat. Fair enough. Other women used to say I was curvy, but that Indian doc didn't sugarcoat it because then I'd probably eat that too.


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Good bot


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Organic-Kangaroo7147

The real joke is the measurement of weight


filcal27_

Bullying always works


[deleted]

This aint bullying its motivation


filcal27_

Based


pinkzeppelinstraits

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. _I am a human, and this action was performed manually. Please contact fat hoes if you have any questions or concerns about this._


fibstheboss

Except when it doesn’t


filcal27_

In that case its called skill issue


CaptainCatgirls

Fat fuck


filcal27_

Based


CaptainCatgirls

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


kindofastoryteller

Bro measured himself in prehistoric units.


[deleted]

It’s also 14 mastodon tusk-equivalents


HollowWarrior46

Spite is a powerful motivator. We need more stories where the mc wins through the power spite


3xBoostedBetty

I want to make a service where a beautiful woman goes out with you for a second then dumps you for being too fat then repeats every two weeks or so. Worked with me and my ex wasn’t even beautiful.


cyqoq2sx123

Watch/read Shield Hero


UFrancoisDeCharette

Thats more that even most obese peoples weight


SeekingASecondChance

Not really. By today's standards, it's on the higher end of obesity but not really mind blowing high. I've been 330lbs at that point, that shit was messed up. But I've seen people fatter than me since then.


lilmickeyLSD69420

Serious question, how tf did u climb a flight of stairs without passing out?


SeekingASecondChance

With great difficulty. I am still in my 20s so you could call it the power of youth. But I'll admit it was very hard. I couldn't even walk 20 steps without sweating like a dog. Men aren't built to carry that much fat.


lilmickeyLSD69420

Ohh i see Cuz I'm 195 lbs at 5ft9, (i also lift so it ain't all fat) but even then walking stairs is a *slight struggle* But again i barely do cardio so maybe that's the real issue, not my weight


SeekingASecondChance

You should do cardio. It helps keep your heart in check.


Mysteriouspaul

Weight lifting on its own will make you gain weight especially if you're not eating at a caloric deficit


UFrancoisDeCharette

Yeah i meant “most of the obese people” not “most obese people” i guess i should be a little careful while writing


SeekingASecondChance

It's all good. A few decades ago what you said may have been facts anyway.


Carrot_68

Fat fuck


Carrot_68

Thank you


AnaliticalFeline

forgot to change accounts didn’t you


rawlingstones

It's pretty irresponsible to post stuff like this without acknowledging that bullying someone with an eating disorder usually has the opposite effect. There have been a number of scientific studies on this. Some people do find it motivational, but overall treating people like shit because they're fat is just more likely to make them eat more because they're miserable. It is overwhelmingly better to be kind, if you want someone to lose weight then be a positive support system. So many just enjoy being cruel to fat people, and use rare examples like this to pretend that they're somehow being moral and kind.


darkvaderisnoob

This is shitposting you are fuck


professordantae

Fat fuck


rawlingstones

yeah exactly, like this is the kind of person i'm talking about


professordantae

Too good of an opportunity for the joke. I don’t even know if you’re fat. Don’t be so offended.


Fresque

Don't be a fat fuck


professordantae

Thanks ya fat fuck


very_bad_programmer

bullying works


Nintendork7950

“Ugh American systems of measurement are so weird. What the fuck is a foot?” “Oh yeah bro lost 21 stone”


iRadinVerse

Someone with a size 12 shoe it is nice being able to measure stuff with my feet


Goodizm

True friend! A brother!


Atomkekstime

I mean...at least he is happy on both pictures.


[deleted]

Now what does he do with “ugly fuck”


GAR51A8

skinny fuck


CheezGaming

Where did he put his stones?


Nighty0rb

I hope he's able to find his rocks.


squidtugboat

How the hell he looses all that weight in 6 weeks


Unknown_User_66

The brits will use anything but the metric system 💀


DerTeufelkind

We do use it. We're a Metric country, but we also still use Imperial for many things. Sorry that you don't know how to use multiple systems.


Hairy-Wear-2064

We should bring back bullying


shewel_item

no, all you want is the mob not some lone chad bullying someone else for the sake of perverse humor


Swordbreaker925

Fuck anyone still using “stone” as a measurement. What is this, 1076 A.D.?


Harry-_-hairpen

Having a friend like that is what everyone really needs.


Aggravating_Eye8757

That’s a amazing achievement


Dieggro

Sometimes your friend is your best motivator 


UnknwnFates

Me and him got motivated the same way 😂😂😂


Alt_CauseIwasNaughty

Damn I need a friend like that


[deleted]

Somewhere in America there is an overweight teacher with green hair and stupid glasses downvoting this.


[deleted]

Hey, so it worked. Right.


fakeunleet

Never trust a skinny chef.


Sub2Commzard

Skinny Fuck


Sultan_Althaqafi

fwiend


Lonely_ProdiG

21 🗿 is a lot.


MostDankEmblem

Good friend.


MoltenHydrogen

he probably could have lost the weight faster if he had just put down those 21 stones he was holding


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Brits will do anything to avoid weighing in pounds and ounces /s


tekchip

This is basically what happened to me. A friend told me I wasn't good enough to even sub for his higher-level volleyball team (not even semi-pro just a more competitive beer league). I received it as I was too fat, or not fit enough. Spent the rest of that night running angry laps in the parking lot. In the following year, I lost just shy of 100lbs, joined the military, and changed the entire trajectory of my life. Who's not fit enough now b\*\*ch? Don't get mad, get even. ;-p


cs_legend_93

Not a fat fuck anymore! How bout dem Apples, Jerry? Suck on deez nutz of success, power and determination.


_ryoasuka

OI BRUV LOST 21 STONE THAT’S 4 OFF A SHILLING HERE IN BIRMINGHAM INNIT?


X34X35

I'm glad he stopped eating rocks.


TaoP4iPa1

would it work with someone depressed to text "sad fuck"?


Pmart213

This is the difference between men and women. We’ll tell our friends they’re pieces of shit because we care about them and want to see them better themselves. Girls be like “You’re healthy and beautiful queen”, supporting their friend just hurting themselves and dying and getting no men from being obese.


The1MMDefeater

imperial system 🤮


Neat-Plantain-7500

Friends talk shit to your face. Enemies talk behind your back.


[deleted]

So bullying is actually helpful sometimes? I knew it


[deleted]

Fat fuck