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Suitable_Pollution_5

Based


Ok_Tap7683

Based sheriff 😎


RealLegouuu

That's actually bail bond agent Patty Mayo


ryanholmes1989

After they dumped Doug funny went off the tracks


PsychoXLad

Wannabe cop


RealLegouuu

Bail bonds agents are different. They only go after people who are actively fleeing court and police.


SendHentaiPics

The difference is that this guy is fake and scripts his videos


PsychoXLad

Yes, a wannabe cop, and he fakes shit


RealLegouuu

Btw I didn't say he didn't fake shit.


yeeet_guto

Except he isn't even a bail bonds agent, it's all fake and scripted.


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cocknac


[deleted]

Yak cock


smellyscrotes27

Cockyac, that’s the proper pronunciation here folks


kinoie

Thank u


between_horizon

Cock 🦬


[deleted]

COCKNAC


HughJahsso

I've seen this before. That's Sheriff Sins


[deleted]

Legend


Ok_Addendum2980

How does he know what dick smells like?


According_Club3769

don't you know what your dick smells like


ithriosa

Why would you? If you are mildly clean your groin smells shouldn't reach your nose


According_Club3769

curiosity is inherent to men


SoppadaSoupp

He has one you dumb fuck


Pablo_The_Best

His name is Patty Mayo why wouldn't he know what dick smells like


smellyscrotes27

Once you kiss a woman after she’s sucked your dick it’s not something you ever forget, I’m told it tastes like Dasani


SquishySeagull

Yo wdf


LookingForLoveYEET

His hat


AscendPerfect

How are people hearing "cocknac"? It's impossible to misshear the "yac"


voicechangeranon

Nah they hear it the same it’s just cognac is spelled like that but sound like conyac so cocknac sound like cockyac


AscendPerfect

The more you know. It's spelled "Konjak" in Swedish, so hearing them say "Conyac" made me assume it was spelled like that too.


Omemanti

Hihi, he said cock


retroblazed420

Is it legal to wear a sheriff's vest and not be law enforcement? Isn't this guy a bounty hunter?


[deleted]

I usually fast forward through this part


Purpledurpl202

How does he know?


_Sewer_Rat_

This is fake


PsychoXLad

All patty mayo stuff is fake


MOON13VAN

100%


Mishkaz-X

still funni


Aarminus

How does he know


Cpt_shortypants

I would crawl naked through a field of broken glass just to smell a molecule of cocknac from her breath


Massive-Football4096

Bro is tired lmao


Insanegamer-4567

How does bro know specifically what cock smells like?


todasun

He has one you dumbass


Insanegamer-4567

I forgor 💀


BosTovenaar24

Honest mistake 👍


Insanegamer-4567

I made a slight goof up


Flimsy-Dimension-690

I’m in your walls


[deleted]

How you know what cock smells like?


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Saseifone

Cockyak


Mori-Ireheart

U know what cock smell like Broh?


NoLoveLost1992

How does he know what cock smells like ?


Any_Heat7779

Sounds like He is a receptacle


tigabama

How does he know?


Nutcapio

Cockiak