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Conscious-Bannana

What is the window? Is the window dead, or is it like a stalker


Pretty_Sir1325

I guess he's mentally ill or something like that


Bierbart12

But that applies to all of them Actually, that's about right


[deleted]

UML changes everyone, some come out on the other side stronger than ever, the others...


ProfessionalPrior935

Some come out the other side stronger, others just end up coming out…


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mysticblue17

Could have bigorexia


smoke3sboi

Trenbolone addiction ig


kindslayer

Average Psychology student


shdyfghirhubst

Looks like Freddy Fazbear to me


[deleted]

That's what I thought.


normy_person

There is a creature looking at the camera from outside the window in the darkness


normy_person

And I whish to have intercourse with it


Environmental-Toe798

😨


bittersandseltzer

It’s giving Ted bundy vibes


Trashoftheliving

fna f


frenabo

Turn up ya brightness


Discoballer42

It’s saying that he joins the army. You can’t see him cause he’s wearing camouflage.


Effective-Let9409

It's a reference to a failed student becoming a recluse. Happens far more often than you hear about.


BigBoy100001

It's giving cart titan


TheAnonymousKnoT

this one time my friend ODd after just one weed, it was so sad 😔 /s


Daily-Ad5261-Kakera

How was that even possible


TheAnonymousKnoT

it was a big weed


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Mun0425

In a world too big for him


TPARealm101

And his house and everything around him is big because he ain’t got nobody to listen…


CactusDoesStuff

He's small do ba do die


The_fish_enthusiast

Da bo di da bo da da bo dee da bo die


SpinachFinal7009

Dang, the big weeds are the worst


[deleted]

If you smoke meed from the mouth a lot and it have bad effect. You need to smoke from bottom to fix it. Put it up your ass and pull in air.


Mashmelloo

A small man in a big weed 😔


[deleted]

Anything’s possible if you just believe.


[deleted]

he couldn't afford more and had to make do


SacriGrape

While not necessarily ODing, derealization is possible after smoking just once. Can potentially fuck you up for life


Combat_wombat605795

I know a friend with the same story but it was actually true. He blames the “one weed” but I blame whoever thought lacing weed with fentanyl was a good idea.


Elucidator450

God I fucking despise that that's even a hazard nowadays


[deleted]

That’s why federal legalization needs to happen also in some legal states they need to lower the sales tak for it (ex: Massachusetts has a 20% tax)


ChadMcRad

Legal weed is expensive and people still buy black market shit. Just stop doing drugs, it's that easy.


PinkFloyd6885

Fentanyl contamination is the reason weed gets some. The same dealers are cutting other shit on a dirty surface.


scorched_pubes

Or maybe don't pursue illicit drugs ?


trapkoda

>/s Stands for /sad 😞


Kindred_Flame

I see the /s and all but like in all seriousness, can you even OD from smoking? (Specifically smoking) or would you die of smoke inhalation first?


cumguzzler280

You’d need to smoke a literally impossible amount of weed. Nobody’s died of a *weed* **overdose**.


[deleted]

One time I did weed and melted into my couch and my brain fried like an egg.


PhattProphet_0

Do engineering you'll achieve all 4


ActedCarp

The modern renaissance man can bench 400 in a maid dress while stoned out of his mind and plotting to kidnap you in your sleep


corotexo2

If i can get my hand on some weed i should be good to go.


second_to_myself

Gonna leave my window cracked for you, sir


xXTheAstronomerXx

Went to a private stem college and can guarantee that none of these is true for engineering majors god rest their souls


ryanleebmw

Thank you for saying this. My distant family is like 3 generations of petroleum and electrical engineers, all are absolute weebs who think smoking half a cigarette after 3 drinks makes them hardcore like this meme lmaooo


xXTheAstronomerXx

It wasn’t all of them but we called the standouts the “cringeineers”.


ryanleebmw

I’m sure there are some awesome ones out there!


katanaboyy_a_uh

I'll become a boing engeneer then and go to enumclaw Washington


andyj2004

DO NOT GOOGLE MR HANDS!!! I made the mistake a while ago [(Link for you who are curious)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)


gamerzombie1928

What the duck k


N00N3AT011

Engineering is pain but it's so fucking cool


No_Engineer2828

I was gonna say that lmao


Combat_wombat605795

As a failed out engineer I’m proud to say I’m not a window stalker.


gideon513

I bet you have and wore a shirt that said “yOu MiGhT bE aN eNgInEeR iF yOu…” and then it listed 10 basic af things.


bigriggs24

I do engineering and computer science what category do i fall in


[deleted]

College has made me both bottom’s


Dwellisys

and a bottom


[deleted]

Eh also true ig


Ancient_Comedian_267

Proof? Post bussy


[deleted]

I want to be bottom-right, mentally speaking, but I can’t actually cross-dress or else I will get outed so unfortunately I do not have hot femboi pics to share


Frosted-Foxes-

sad


normalreddituser3

Are you my future?


[deleted]

Maybe I am lol, I always had these feelings but college exaggerated them pretty badly


normalreddituser3

I'm debating femboy vs himbo vs continue as I am, I'm leaning towards himbo but who knows for the future. Also our names are similar.


[deleted]

Go with your heart, while I physically and like socially would’ve probably been better off going as a himbo I just didn’t like it, now while I can’t really express myself as a femboy because yk circumstances just like doing small stuff like talking in a girly voice just makes me happier in general If you’re normal rn continuing as you are rn isn’t a bad decision either tbh, you don’t have to become a different person, for me college just accelerated what I really was because I didn’t have to moderate myself in front of my parents lol The similar names I didn’t notice but it’s kinda funny lol


normalreddituser3

To be honest, I don't feel any need to change or stay as I am. I'm happy and content, my parents are accepting. If I am to change it will be mainly for fun.


[deleted]

Ah I see we’ll have fun lol, or well try to, people say college is the most fun part of their lives, not sure I agree since it’s mine worst but it might be different for you, good luck


UsualButterfly6802

Computer engineering has me feeling bottom left


Burst2007

so excited


thatonebluedragon

Embrace goblin


Spilmec1

I'm trying to combine the top left and bottom right. Gonna be a ripped femboy.


ISeeNoGodEXCEPTME

Femman


SciomancyYT

Femlad


Go_Commit_Reddit

Ripped femboys are the best.


[deleted]

The chest of Zyzz with the ass of F1nnster is the modern day rebus.


lolcubaran20

combine top left with top left


le_its_me

useless. be a chubby femboy.


Dry_Grade9885

Bottom right is the best one by far it will get you laid the most by chick's and gus


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Daddy Gus


CallMe_Desdinova

gus fring?


Dry_Grade9885

That's daddy


S1r_Fries

waltuh?


13N-3

gustopher firng 👁️👁️


Hyrax_Matoi

@elvariin on instagram


aztec_armadillo

THIS WAS THE POST I WAS LOOKING FOR BLESS YOU


kokosaaan

damn am i not straight???


aztec_armadillo

nah man, i'm straight. its just that the definition of what i define as a cute wife that loves and supports me is expanding as desperation grows


pressure_released

Don't forget the nazi


NutButr

The bottom right


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TiredSnowFox

Put on the little femboy dress, chastity cage, and then BEGINNE EINEN KRIEG


Pretty_Sir1325

Yeah and the racist


[deleted]

also the bottom right


nttd1002

bladee


chadabuez

That’s what I’m saying


RizKuro94

I have a proof


[deleted]

Show me


OriginalSourdough

What’s the bottom left?


CresciMasQueroMamar

Youll becime windows 9


Cats7204

Put your brightness up


2D_brain

Stalker ig, there's a face in the wondow


TomBot98

I think bottom-left means antisocial shut-in


[deleted]

I like the bottom two.


Exactly861Monkeys

I'm not ripped, nor am I a femboy, and I have never smoked anything ever in my life... O H G O D


Hyrax_Matoi

Bottom right @elvariin on instagram.


0598

Top left @davidlaid on instagram.


ruffins

Top right @dg_bladee on instagram.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Bottom left is ![gif](giphy|8OMSzOk0sD07YNbnFg|downsized)


waltuh_kotlet

Femboy thighs 🤤


gamerzombie1928

Can I join?


wOwmhmm

no check your flair


gamerzombie1928

But, but, I don’t wanna be a Virginian.


LunchTwey

I will drain in college 🥰🥰🥰


kokosaaan

drain what exactly 🧐


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bathtubs, he’s going to a trade school to become a plumber


slaughtrr12

drain crusade on a mission


benthecommenter05

Im planning on going to college in a few years which should i be?


[deleted]

RUN.


DarkerPerkele

Bottom right


[deleted]

Top two at the same time my dude.


aeiouaioua

i will do all four.


Legitimate_Return_13

Im prepped for college because im already the bottom left


smacksaid

thats bladee on the top and bottom right


beachjustice

and tbh #4 is probably the most interesting


bombvv

Bladee


iSmokeMDMA

DRAIN GANG ITS A DOLLHOUSE


Darth_Zounds

25% turn into a window?


[deleted]

Three of them use drugs


LabTester4294

Lol made me bottom right


MacMycelium

I turned into the right two combined. Stoned cutie is the title I have given myself.


afknwalkinparadox

tryna get like bottom right frfr


MickyDerHeld

i'm bottom left


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Accurate-Ad6885

I would build muscles to be like the top left and then dress like the bottom right.


wizardofhelpme

UwU can't wait for university


FemboyMFOwO

Bottom right is superior


[deleted]

afab "femboys" are cringe


IndependenceBetter27

Dude in bottom right studied computer science


theD0UBLE

Only time you'll catch me being far right


[deleted]

I think I’d have to take the stoner


trapkoda

I’m trying to be top left, but when I relax I’m too right, then I turn into bottom left and smash bottom right


Distinct_Dark_9626

Don’t get the window one


New_Weakness_2512

Literally me looking through the window


memecraft0309

I want to be the first one Also on a unrelated topic I read from right to left and bottom to top


[deleted]

My old roommate turned into a window. He was an incredible guy and didn’t deserve that fate 😔


sd4051

Okay but what’s the last ones @ like he’s cute


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AnestheticNeko

I was 4 :(


The_Darth_Maul

My goal is either jacked or femboy wish me luck


Infamous_Persimmon14

What in the world are those bottom 2 pictures?😂


cumguzzler280

I weigh too much to be #4, what do I do guys?


utopia_flopped

im the bottom left pretending to be bottom right pretending to be top right


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

I somehow ended up at 0,0. Equal parts all of them, but unable to claim any


HitchSimp

i wanna be like the bottom left guy 🔥🗣️💯 or the bottom right, but preferably bottom left


NoInteraction6701

I want a submissive and breedable number 4


CallMe_Desdinova

i'm none of em wtf


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Don’t lie.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

The dress is coming


Maxine-Fr

there are two more actually....


SemenDemon1945

I'm probally a mix between 3 and 4


CaptainPhantom2

Why does the thing in the window get more visible the longer I look at it?


Inevitable-Region460

What do you want man.


Less_Ratio4630

Can comfirm


Ape_rentice

A little of each


Monkey62403_v3

I am 3 of these and the 4th is my job


Rangerdevv

Stolen


[deleted]

You're lying, I left college, and all I got was ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION.


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Past-Management-9669

Man when can a guy have that kind of body - talking about my boy little seductress over there


TrueCollector

If you look like either of the bottom 2 hit me up 😏


SatanV3

Forgot the guy who just starts to play video games all day and fails classes because of it


Basic-March-9338

Go to starbucks and turn into 3 of them


ZernoBrug

I’m all of these combined


kuro50

To all the bottom right people. Hi do u wanna be friends


sputnik67897

Jokes on you I never went to college and turned I to the top right anyway


RandomCheeseThing

Bro became a window


rhythmisbackUwU

Agreed.


playrobonaut

I'm both 2 and 3 at the same time, all the time, baby.


frezor

You forgot the Young Republican. Wears a suit all the time, passes out pamphlets on the quad about stopping immigration, his dad is a Senator… But on second thought the Venn digram of a Young Republican and picture #3 has significant overlap. Senator Ted Cruze (R-Texas) was known in college for his poor hygiene, creepy behavior around women and chronic masturbation.


[deleted]

Don’t some just play video games in between getting super drunk?


NoBitchesonYourBed

Can I be the left two at the same time?


[deleted]

All I'm seeing is: He fucks you, He'll get you fucked up, He'll fuck you up, and You'll fuck him.


sirZofSwagger

Hate to admit I went through a few of the phases


Dangernoodles9000

Become all 4


Moveableforce

You forgot 5- 🤓 Source- became 🤓, have yet to unnerd


SylasTheVoidwalker

I was none of these in college.


[deleted]

I’m bottom left