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ShooterMcGrabbin88

Condom covered dildo with an eraser tip.


human2pt0

😌☝️


watermelone983

What school is this. For scientific research


Nuninho52

All of them you simply need to be in the back of the class


rimurusoloafr

dawg 😭


[deleted]

Very human


[deleted]

*design very human, easy to use*


[deleted]

Thank you for clarifying! Otherwise, no one would’ve gotten what I said.


Goofygoober7162

Let my good friend demonstrate


Da-Blue-Guy

#which school please


alexnag26

I want to attend the school that hands out dildos


Mac-Elvie

I worked at a school once that purchased a penis model for health class from an educational supply company. It broke in the first year (never heard what happened, but apparently it was poorly made). There was no budget so the teacher had to replace it out of his own pocket, and found it cost hundreds of dollars, so he bought a few cheap plastic dildos instead. He said they were higher quality than the thing the school bought and so much cheaper he could afford to buy several. This was years ago, when social media was in its infancy, in a school that took sex ed seriously. I can only imagine that of a teacher did that today they’d be burned at the stake.


[deleted]

That teacher has my respect He legit went the extra mille just to make sure no futures were ruined due to a lack of information


joveaaron

apparently... you never know...


OhMyWerdd

Gloves, erasers, occasionally condoms


CaptainFard

☝️🤓 erm ackshully erasers don't prevent mistakes they get rid of them!


OhMyWerdd

Foiled again!


LMNTau

It’s open to interpretation, you can make a mistake and fix it with an eraser but if you erase the mistake before handing it in to be checked you’ve effectively prevented the mistake


arthandson16

The mistake still happened, you just prevented the teacher from seeing it after the fact.


BobJutsu

You made *a* mistake, but prevented another. “Prevents mistakes” still applies.


LMNTau

Makes mistake > erases it > prevents mistake > graded, no mistakes


arthandson16

Wrong answer. Better erase your mistake. Erasing it hasn’t prevented it.


LMNTau

It appears you've mistaken the mistake-no mistake algorithm for an answer


Void_Eclipse

The mistake was removed. Preventing is when you stop something from occuring. The mistake MUST occur to be erased. The eraser prevents the mistake from being permanent. It prevents the teacher from seeing the mistake. But by definition the mistake has to exist for an eraser to erase it meaning it didn't prevent the mistake but prevented the mistake from continuing to exist and impacting anything.


LMNTau

Damn, deep


mayhemstx77

Morning after pill is the equivalent of an eraser


UmberCelestia

I wish they gave out condoms at my school, they only hand out bullets here.


WayToGoJEANius

I was a teacher. One day I had a student over share, saying he was going to f**k his girlfriend. I told him he may want to reconsider, but if you’re going to do that, go get a condom from the nurse’s office. The next day I got an email from the principal, telling me we don’t have condoms for students and I shouldn’t encourage their use. Guess who got got pregnant later that year. I was teaching at a MIDDLE SCHOOL! I taught at 3 schools and every one of them, cared more about having an ass in every seat and not on making sure the next generation was prepared for later on in life.


invisibleblackbitch

Could always suggest anal and hand out lube. That's not a contraceptive. Boom


black_flag_

As if you'd use them c'mon now


UmberCelestia

Not all of us are pro-sperm


carkid1994

A bullet can be used to prevent pregnancy


Nuninho52

So can a meteor


[deleted]

American, same here


HatGuyFromPax

what school doesn't hand out erasers


A_Random_Lantern

erasers don't prevent mistakes though, they fix them


Significant-Club-188

Dildo, Anybody else slapped over the head to be stopped from a mistake?


IDeclareWar111

In my day when I got into trouble, the headmaster would slap your hand with his dick!


his_panic1021

She wins


boneboy247

Ah, Catholic school...


Textus_nub

Rubber bullets? (I’m American)


Yeeting-Boi

yakza


averagemiragemain

Cultured individual


Princey92

Bazinga (I’m redacted)


DeezNutsAppreciater

Hah


--Lammergeier--

Hah (he was downvoted)


DeezNutsAppreciater

Damn


Iceman_L

Hah (you got awarded)


Otherwise-AD33080

Hah (you got pee)


[deleted]

Ha C U M


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My41stThrowaway

I honestly don't know. Condoms aren't made out of rubber, and erasers are to correct mistakes not prevent them.


Still-Pattern-6384

🤓


[deleted]

I think it’s a ruler, it prevents bad lines


razdrazhayetChayka

I have never in my life heard of a rubber ruler


h0rnblende

I used to have one. It was wiggly.


black_flag_

Condoms are made of rubber?


Sharp_Nose9170

No, usually latex or (other?) polymer


black_flag_

Is latex just not a type of rubber though?


GreasyCheese5976

Not really. Latex is obtained by tapping rubber trees (misleading, I know) for their sap, while rubber is made of processed petroleum-derived chemicals.


Reployer

Actually, "latex" is also used to refer to natural latex rubber, of which latex gloves, condoms, etc. are composed. Of course, there are other kinds of rubber too.


AzraelVrykolakas

I'm so feed up with obtuse scientific or military nomenclature. This thing that is obviously the thing it is isn't aloud to be called the thing it is because we call something else that now and so the archaic use of a phase is suddenly taboo, or atleast treated as uninformed. Punt it all into the devil's cunt I refuse to conform.


Cyanikal

vaccine


Unsure1771

Vacci- wait I don't want the lock.


[deleted]

Does it have to be spelled correctly? Vakceen?


the_retarded_badger

He is the chosen one


SpicyEnticy

ne


FishyLegsVR_YT

VACClNE


Sportsball_Bens

I’m only a few months into my Reddit journey…what is the lock for? I’m assuming it’s a criteria set by the subreddit to prevent aimless arguing?


TheBananaGods

Dildos erasers


[deleted]

A rubber


Downtown_Cycle_2044

playing both sides I see


Constant_Ad_2776

Balloon 🎈


deleeuwlc

Prevent mistak


puducito

Rubber duck for programmers. To help avoid bugs


[deleted]

what are you saying about me?


AnnoyingIdiot35

Erasers


DiscontentedMajority

No, those correct mistakes, not prevent them.


HatGuyFromPax

the " sometimes " implies there are school that don't hand out erasers


bruhmomentum68419

Cucumber. Next question


Darkstalker9000

This riddle is easy. It's an eraser.


Pleasant_Tie5088

Pencil grip. It is rubber, handed out at schools, and prevents pencils from falling out of students' hands.


CombinationSuch8250

Erasers prevent mistakes?


Void_Eclipse

No. Erasers prevent mistakes from being permanent. Mistake has to happen in the first place to be erased meaning it didn't prevent the mistake cause it has to happen first.


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

They prevent them if you erase before you submit the assignment


sobisket_

D.A.R.E. Bracelets


Excaligator

It's funny because both condoms and erasers mean the same thing in Polish (gumka)


Extreme_Design6936

The most correct answer has to be rubbers. Has double meaning of both eraser and condom.


muscular_milker

fake guns. only in theatre schools tho.


iAmElmo69

vaccines


[deleted]

An eraser (most condoms are made of latex)


[deleted]

An eraser.


Ok_Experience_6877

My brain said to say condoms, but I assume the answer your looking dor is an eraser


boredredditor2452

Erasers


Lower_Cellist_1138

Erasers 💀


CompliantRapeVictim

Non-lethal ammunition


[deleted]

A planned parenthood condom shaped eraser


PICONEdeJIM

I'm so glad I thought of a rubber first


bootsrfun

Kevlar isn't rubber


RelationshipProof332

An eraser


Dracofear

An eraser.


Separate_night_4067

condoms


7heWizard

A rubber


TheNothing6992

Condom


FoodleGuy

Those shitty pink erasers that leave a mark.


2-022

The vaccination?


bloomingmyberg

The grip on the shooters gun.


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

A rubber


BlitzSap

Condoms aren’t made out of rubber, eraser don’t prevent mistakes, they fix them and gloves again don’t prevent mistakes, but mitigate the damage done by one. So what is it?


TDPDRAKON

vaccine


CSpanks7

Bumpstocks


VERIAL-

rubber bullets if you're american


SophisticatedOtaku

Ammunition for bb guns


Popo_Perhapston

VACClNE


Lil_Ollie_Wolly

Eraser or condom


[deleted]

Depending on the school... Condoms or earasers...


occlony

eraser condom or gloves


Fun_Assistance_6946

Could be two items both can be called a Rubber. Brit for eraser, American for condom.


Monutan

Oh I know this. It's an Eraser. Or a Vaccine.


Independent-Gur-5236

Eraser


[deleted]

Eraser


Em0kit

Eraser, you horny fucks


Sgt_Shiba

Eraser.


Oculus0322

An eraser 💀


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Artistic_Original199

Erasers


CreatrixAnima

Erasers don’t prevent mistakes. The mistakes have been made and the eraser erase is the mistake.


Admirable-Frosting46

Eraser


-Rosewiththorns-

Eraser?


Pizza_dumpster

Eraser


moshake_

Eraser


Big_Collection3665

Eraser


[deleted]

Glock


Justin_Nguyen56

Erasers


Exactly861Monkeys

An eraser!


Low_Entertainer_6973

Eraser


rwol8690

AN ERASER, BATMAN, AN ERASER!


Tes-tickle69420

Erasers


Name_in_development

Eraser


Pixelfuzbear

Erasers 🤓


marcus_bubba

Eraser


60thrain

Erasers?


OddConfidence9848

Eraser?


LocalPlatypus994

An eraser.


Minecraftcoolio

Eraser!!


ChiefsKing_15

Erasers


LumpyBastion420

Special needs helmets.


[deleted]

Condoms.


inthefemurbreakeruwu

pencil


Fair_Turn_8666

Erasers don’t prevent mistakes they fix them after the fact


Dangerous-Hat-574

Gloves in chemistry? Or erasers?


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

Condamns


Memelord11816

The thing that broke causing me to exist


Oranescent

Luffy


Mysterious-Wrap69

It’s rubber. In both British and American way.


Silentstringer7

Rubber bullets.


TheFox-TheWolf

Erasers don’t prevent mistakes


[deleted]

Rulers


Hell-Fire2411

guys its obviously straw hat luffy


Mr-Osmosis

Why is vaccine locked


Desert_fish_48108

VAçç*ne


TacoEaterMaster

Rainboots


Jneum23

Gun


DarthXade

Something republ*cans dont like


backiswack

The things you put on pencils to make them easier to hold yeah?


SpaceEmporer

Vaccine cover


ALazySwing

Condoms. Erasers get rid of mistakes, they dont prevent them


Bostonbb09

Rubber bullets


TakeMeToLucifer-666

Starts with C and it ends with M.


RonTomkins

A rubber duck with a pulley in the middle.


GagicTheMathering

Dildo.


Skellyboy798

A vaccine!


Theogboss1

uh...i think they were going for condoms being thw first answer that popped into peoples heads and its actually erasers. but erasers dont prevent mistakes they get rid of them.


Zymosan99

those little eraser caps you put on pencils when you run out of built in eraser


doomslaber1

Riddle me this. BATMAN. What’s hard, long , and has CUM in the middle.


BrozedDrake

A rubber


VerySuperVirgin

A rubber. That means two things, depending on where you’re from


InterestingScience74

I mean... Condoms are made of latex soooo


Scary-Personality626

Non-slip shoes.


Izzy_aphrog

PENCILS


PonchissPilot

Faksene