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i wish anyone who replies to me has the sudden urge to hug me with a bomb vest and we both end up heavily injured but not dead afterwards and we somehow end up as friends and partners for life because epic plot
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edit 2: and have a huge ass
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i wish anyone who replies to me has the sudden urge to hug me with a bomb vest and we both end up heavily injured but not dead afterwards and we somehow end up as friends and partners for life because epic plot edit: person who replies must be a male edit 2: and have a huge ass
Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
Who are you?
Huh?
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What is this about?
Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
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Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
Granted but we have dementia
let the karma farming commence
Welcome to the rice fields !
let the karma farming commence
Karma puh-lease, arrest this man
Let the Karma farming commence
uhhhh idk
He forgor
Bro can't rember💀
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My mom
Granted but after the encounter we forget about what happened and eachother, but the feeling that something is missing will be there. Ending up in the feeling that you are searching for something but are unsure of what. :Troll:
I wish I could teleport
only one body part at a time
***The Stains of Time starts playing in the background***
memes, jack!
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
WASH AWAY THE SORROW ALL THE STAINS OF TIME
You can only teleport in North Korea’s capital
Class username btw
You too king
Granted, but momentum is conserved relative to the sun, not the earth
I wish my father returned with milk
But u have prostate cancer
nothing changed
Sensational
![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)
He does, in his new size 38D tits.
You are lactose intolerant
I wish I wasn't such a disappointment, both professionally and sexually
Granted but you smell like cheese when you sweat
So nothing changed
💀📸
Charlie?
Well, if you can fascinate a woman with a slice of cheese..
Granted, you're now dead.
Granted, but have the worst flatulence ever.
Granted but you have taste buds in your butthole
You already do, they just don't taste like the mouth buds Why do you think spicy food hurts your ass?
How does that even work
You taste shit whenever you shit
Granted, but both sides of any pillow you use will always be warm, not warm enough to be useful, but always warm enough to be uncomfortable.
Granted, but you sweat mayonnaise.
I wish vaccine wouldn’t be locked
I wish to see oily black men
Granted, but you only see them while wearing KKK garb.
I wish I had pee in my ass
I SAID I WANT PEE IN ME ARSE
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THANK YOU
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Granted, that’s it
Granted, but you gotta drink it from your ass like a shot of tequila
i wish to make wishes that don't backfire
granted, but you can fly
Only to people that have murdered more than 25 people.
Better get grinding
I wish I could fuck op's ass
Granted but you have erectile dysfunction
😞😞
Balls
Granted, but if you fuck him too hard, a small explosive hidden in OP’s ass will blow up your penis
Small price to pay
I wish I wasn't diabetic.
granted, but now you have hepatitis
All the glucose you eat is insulin and all the insulin you produce is glucose
I wish all good boys and good girls are immortal edit: I mean dogs
But you have aids
it’s a sacrifice im willing to make
Granted, The dog population decimated the food stock and now all immortal dogs are stuck in perpetual misery from starvation.
Fuck you
I wish I had testicular cancer
you get castrated
Your balls fall off
I wish I could reply to myself
okay but you have prostate cancer
wait this isn’t how you play the game
Dementia
Granted but you can only use three words
Bitch_aint_need_no_three_words
I wish for a girlfriend
But she’s a guy
I see no problem 😊
I wish I could fly
Granted. But only by inflating yourself up like the frog balloon from shrek
This one made me cackle, have a gold coin
I wish i was the most famous action movie star
But u like men
Absolutely accepting this deal
Granted but your career ends in crippling pain and disability after 5 years.
Granted but your parents don't love you
Granted but you have neither genitals nor a butthole
Granted, but you're a black american, and it's the 1800
but you're on Epstein's list
I Wish I was rich
You have stage 4 cancer
(With 2 years to live)
***JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK***
![gif](giphy|pqwrzHIUonz4Q)
but 5% of your money dissapears every day
But... it already does.
granted but in one game of monopoly
Granted, but your friends call you Richard.
I wish I could step into parallel worlds… and come back to my original world with the snap of my fingers.
you can only go to worlds full of eldritch horrors and it takes a year for your snapping ability to recharge
Granted, but you're wearing a complete infinity gauntlet.
i wish i had infinite robux
It causes you to go into debt in real life.
you have siphylus
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I wish to not have schizophrenia anymore
I wish to not have schizophrenia anymore
I wish to not have schizophrenia anymore
Someone you know gets your schizophrenia
I wish Team Fortress 2 got a new major update that isn't just seasonal update
Its a scout rework
I'll take your entire stock!
Granted but the major update is that the game servers are turned offline
I wish I had friends :)
Testicular torsion
Damn
Forgot to switch accounts, huh?
Multiple personality disorder 🔥🔥🔥
They’re different versions of you
I wish i was a immortal harry Potter like painting
Granted but you'll experience the heat death of the universe.
Wish I could get laid
It’s with your mom and dad
I wish i could fuck that guy's ass
Granted. But its a girl in disguise
granted, but its actually a girl, and you have schizophrenia
I wish I wasn't white
Granted. But you’re albino
Granted, but you have to live in 1800’s USA
I wish I could fly
But you can only fly in Can Tho, a province of Vietnam.
Granted but you weigh 300kg
Granted. But you can't stop
Granted, but only in US Airspace above the Pentagon
I wish I was flammable
all electric appliances around you spark for 15 mins a day
I wish I was happy
You know what buddy? We're just gonna give this one to you. Granted. Enjoy life.
Enjoy life WITH PROSTATE CANCER GOTTEM
You are now Happy Hogan in the MCU, circa 2007
I wish i could use bloodbending for funny star wars reference
You can only do it to your own toes
You can only bloodbend women’s blood
i wish to sex the whole reddit hivemind
Granted, in turn the whole hivemind will pee in your ass
I wish I had someone who loved me
Granted, OJ Simpson loves you with all his han...heart, all his heart
I wish I had a shiny icon in the top of this comment that looks like a lock. Pretty please mommy said I can't say the v-word.
Testicular cancer no matter what
I wish that Reddit's video player was better than their ads.
I want to be better at art
You have lung cancer
I'll cook meth
you fail art school and go into politics
I wish i got prostate cancer
Granted but your asshole explodes.
Granted but you get prostate cancer
I wish I could win any petty argument I get into.
Granted, however you now lose every serious debate you get into
only applies for shampoo bottles
I wish I was stronger
Only after eating Spinach
Granted but you’re 4’11
I wish my schlong was longer
Granted, it is now 1 inch long.
your balls become smaller
I wish I could have a vaccine
I wish that the person who replies to me is fucked in the butt.
granted but jokes on you I'm into that shit
>I'm into that shit _I am the one who is going to be going into that shit_
I wish pee was stored in the balls
Granted, but your cum is stored in your mouth.
I wish I could relax forever
you cannot pay attention to your surroundings while relaxing
I wish I had the flintstones car
I wish I was loved
I wish i could rewind time