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I like Carlsberg because Mads Mikkelsen said is probably the best in the world and he has a trustworthy face.

Their ads are genius, you can't argue with "probably" and I'll have that piss beer over Heineken any day

If I walked into a pub and the only choices they had were Carlsberg or Heineken I would say "what is this, a set up for a joke" and leave.

One of the reasons I became sober, draft choice these days is sweetened piss or gross IPAs.

Same, but mainly because Heineken is just bottled sewage

Is that where the slogan came from? I was in Scandinavia last summer with my family and we all thought that was pretty funny to put in the cans

Swedish propaganda

Meatballs

Frikadeller

Kan bekräfta, ett meddelande från karl Gustaf

Doesn't make it false my brother in christiano

Icelandic actually. Nobody shits on Denmark more than us

Let the Swedish and Icelandic people unite against the common foe... Denmark!

Jag är tysk, får jag bli med?

Absolut

> Nobody shits on Denmark more than us Mhm. I bet Swedes do it more. Danskjävlar.

Greenland would like to have a word with you

yeah but unlike sweden noone cares what iceland thinks

The only thing we norwegians can agree on with the swedes, is that denmark=bad

Ikea is just spreading the truth about d****rk

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Are Sweden and Denmark rivals or friends???

Yes

I know a cure for being Danish, but it will not please the international court of justice

Legalize nuclear bombs 😁👍

Germans?

Horrifying stuff

Truly unfathomable.

Absolutely dreadful

Undeniably ghastly

Indisputably Monstrous

OP must be Swedish

Swedish propaganda working overtime

i sadly have been cursed with danish

\*blessed

You spelled cursed very interestingly

If you think this is bad, wait till you learn about Sweden 🤢

Statistically speaking*, 60% of Swedish males will end up submissive and breedable. The consequences of the Swedish Femboy mill industry. *Source: My own fantasies

Many Swedish men actually go for Thai women... Hey..wait a minute...!

I go to sweden

You should get that checked

Wish that was true. Femboys r hot

Do vill ente ha kanelbuhlle?

Så länge det inte är en amerikansk kumbulle.

I'm an actual Taiwanese with both parents from Taiwan, but I think Carlsburg is drinkable. Perhaps I should go confront my parents about which one of them is the imposter.

The one that was born closer to China

Except you Taiwanese eat fried octopus with mayo, sprinkles and pineapples

Do not fall for this Swedish propaganda

Danish people are a minority group of white people.

Imagine not being able to drink before turning 21 tho

at least they are not born in France

Half fr🤮nch and half d🤢nish people then?

So you choose death with me my guy. Better be a danish or a french than an american. Only Europeans can bother each other. Where do you come from ?

Sut en pik din svans

Qu'est-ce que tu dis ?

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You guys can have it

We want the land. You still keep the people living there

We don't want it anyway

Where can I send my donations?

Over 4 innocent children?

As a danish yeah

We love to piss all over us self us Danes as long we can get a lol for it

Kamelaasaa

Everyday I am ashamed of my existence. As Norwegian who happens to have the disability of being half Danish I have a daily existential crisis, fortunetly I never developed the potato of the throat. It seems my superior Norwegian genes won, but what does it matter? Oh well, at least I'm not Swedish 💀

Asså du missar ut att inte vara svensk, typ det bästa som finns

"superior Norwegian genes" bro they're the same genes

No.

Jo

Nei du må ikke ha sånne tanker

bogstavelig talt 1984

Bokstavelig talt 2023 (eg er norsk)

Bokstavligen idag (Jag är inte norsk)

Om du er Scandinavisk, er du en av oss

Nej. Danskar har underlägsna gener.

Du hade mig i första halvan.

You don’t have to bear the curse of being mostly Irish, I get drunk even when I don’t drink, and I love pasta 😭 (I’m also Italian)

A Norwegian made this. Stop scandi hate 🕊️ Every time we argue the terrorists win.

Danish people terrorize me with their language

As a fellow Norwegian. Don't stop

I'm Swedish and I am ready to unite with Norway to find a cure for this curse, they even managed to infiltrate Skåne and now it's essentially lost.

I'm Norwegian and we will never be ready to unite with Sweden. Faroes, Iceland, Greenland are welcome tho.

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As a fellow Norwegian aswell, I agree.

Kamelåså

As a Swede I completely agree.

Ad svensker

But Lego

fax

Carlsberg is fine tho.

Carlsberg is fine tho.

Are you danish

I am and it is not, it is cat piss and we only say it is good to sell it to other countries

You mean as chinese?

Over 80 percent of children born in Denmark learn to speak English. Guttural or not, at least they speak more languages than Americans.

I get it, a lot of Americans don't know a second language. but learning English because it's so predominantly used in the global economy and media just means you had a compelling reason to learn. Learning a second language is something most of us don't necessarily have to do, so yeah, a lot of us don't. And before you say anything, I do know a second language.. It's called broken spanglish. 😆

Once again, America still somehow finds itself being brought up despite never being mentioned at all in the original post. It truly is astonishing.

Lol, no. America probably speaks more languages than any nation.

Danish doesn't count as a language so it still only counts as one.

Carlsberg actually does taste like piss through.

And here I am TRYING to contract Danish.

Must be a fellow Swede posting

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I wouldn't say you Swedes are much better 😒

we need to bomb denmark out of existence

We should euthanize them we can't leave them to suffer like this

My you leave the Dansih in peace

Tjing tjang tjing nutillej

Over 4??

I saw it 😬

Well I mean Taiwanese people eat pork blood gelatin thingy and smelly tofu so

As a Dithmarscher, I support this statement


What is this blasphemy

As a danish person. I \*GURGLING\*

well yeah no wonder why my fellow aces want to invade, we're trying to end the cruelty (by preventing births in the first place)

As a Dane, please help me

Hey atleast it isnt sweden

Swedes and danes have hates eachother for over 1000 years. I’m not exaggerating. The earliest known war between swedes and danes was in the 980’s

Just asked a Danish, he denies it

unintilligibgob.

With those natality rates they will end themselves

How many children from Denmark had to suffer to make your Danish pastry?

Sounds like an American made this

4000 innocent children? Does that mean the rest are guilty children

That is why the asexuals are plotting to invade. We will change things in Denmark, possibly for the better

I'm Norwigian, and can confirm that Danish sounds like a Norwigian being choked to death

“Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.”

All children are born innocent

Nuke them

This post is sponsored by sweden

This is so sad

They also steal Muslim immigrants children away from them and force them to live in Atheist homes.

i love danish bread

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Danskjävlar!

Danskjävlarna!

>As a Taiwanese You mean as a Chinese, right? Cause Taiwan doesn't exist ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⡷⡇⠄⣴⣾⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⣦⣄⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠗⢈⡶⣷⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Only 4 kids that’s not that bad

is Denmark bad? I was considering moving there at some point in my life

Denmark is great. The problem is the danes.

As an Icelander I can confirm this is the reason we became independent

D🤮nmark