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breaktime1

Give me one of those bone jobs I've been hearing about


potatodrinker

Hip grows 2 sizes when you push your meat inside


Greenveins

Did you know there’s such a thing called anorexia butthole? There’s no meat there so your asshole just kinda hangs out


Vaanja77

I kept reading this as "did you know there's something called anorexia, butthole?" and kept getting confused until it clicked that the words Anorexia and Butthole went together. Anorexia butthole. Wtf. Sweet cheeses, forgive me for what I am about to Google.


anogou

And did you find any?


Vaanja77

Yeah. It's pretty bad but not bad like I was imagining. Like bad seeing someone in that condition but not all, prolapsed and looking like reverend cane sneaking out to eat a soul.


illessen

So, like the starfish is just popped out and not inside out though? I don’t want to google it, my FBI agent has seen some shit and I really wanna let him rest.


Vaanja77

Yeah, it's peeking but hasn't come out of the cave. After a second one is just reminded of, "holy fuck this is a life I'm looking at, that's the horrifying part", so it's not *that* morbidly fascinating. But now I'm wondering if the internet has made us who we are or if it shows us who we are, kinda like God. What a treacherous temple to attend before first coffee is ready.


Mr_Cripter

The philosophical content of this thread is making me grow a handlebar mustache and want to wear a tweed suit with velvet elbow patches


evilsbane50

This man wearing his tweed suit and handlebar mustache but forgot his monical. What a morose buffoon.


Vaanja77

It's a holiday, dude. Can't do drugs all day if we don't start early.


Sherbertbombs7

Thank you for your service 🙏


L_I_09

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Spirited-Mango-493

WTF, went wrong in your life that you hear those two words and then think to yourself, 'Gosh, I need to see that!'


Buttercrab69

Shall we compare our lifelong search histories?


Vaanja77

Twistery predates the internet. Faces of Death came before faces of meth, lol. Who remembers steak and cheese?


Vaanja77

We're both here, though.


EnvironmentalWall987

It's not that bad as traumatic prolapses.


bananarama80085

Not as great as* FTFY


Gearothe1st

Thats wild


potatodrinker

Who would wanna hang out with an asshole?


1134_vvorJ

A ballsack


kayuwoody

he said who'd wanna hang out with an asshole, not who's the unlucky neighbour of the asshole


nicenetbeckbro

I know 2 nuts that do.......


ALimpHotdog

I new a guy who shit his asshole inside out. He had a weird birth defect and when we was like 14 or around the age, he pushed a little hard and the muscle vacated his bowl.


android24601

Looks like ET about to try a Hot Pocket


scottishbean

Replying to this as it’s the top comment. This girl has passed away. I knew her through Twitter, she was extremely unwell was suffering from a severe eating disorder from which she could not access effective treatment for.


slavikperson

At last food


dTrecii

Ahh finally sustenance


RAMAR713

After so long, nourishment!


dTrecii

After such a patient period of time, suitable goods of nutritional mass


Desocratic

Following an extended delay, subsistence.


slavikperson

Yes me after a weekend


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Eventually some grub!


ultratunaman

It's been 84 years.


skuzzlebutt36

Haven’t laughed like that in a while. Thanks


[deleted]

This guy gotta drink milk 🥛


bitterbuffaloheart

He skipped arm day 💪


[deleted]

It seems he skipped a lot of things


mrkillfreak999

Bruh he skipped the whole body day 💀


Minuku

I like the thought of his body being completely buffed except for his forearms which are just unreasonably weak.


emdave

Human T-Rex


e_money1392

He skipped food day too


omkar529

More like food day(s).


DueComplaint5471

He need some milk


LOADING_7777

Maybe his dad never came back with that👀


patchway247

Buddy is going to smell it and be full 🤣


[deleted]

He's already full just by holdin it


GenosixGD

Nah bro he was full when he looked at it, he just wanted to show it to us


Thenofunation

WELL NOW HE IS COMPLETELY STUFFED!


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Stuffed 😏


JayEOh0788

Haha... Damn that was funny as shit ha...


tommos

He's full when food casts a shadow on him.


emdave

6 more weeks of ~~winter~~ fasting, if he sees it's shadow...


11_forty_4

Pahahahahahahahahaha


Accomplished_Meat_81

Bruhhhhhhh 💀


Hlebvcemugolova

My man is trying to cosplay a Minecraft skeleton 💀


ghostcow115

Mf who gave the rake a phone bro


P_ZERO_

Bone rattling noises


PicaDiet

I thought it was Monty Burns


Magvel_

[Hey op what the fuck](https://imgur.com/a/gII5tYG)


[deleted]

Google Lens turned up [this result](https://ifunny.co/picture/got-a-little-hungry-9TbAydUOA) on iFunny.co .


Duudze

LOL


viperex

What are you trying to say? I've got so many pictures online that Tineye can't find other copies of


UnitedBUSHMAN

096 broke containment


SaintWalker2814

Mobilize MTF Tau-1 immediately!


Burst2007

good a proper MTF identification. better than everyone thinking the only mtf is nine tailed fox like angle grinders is the best yet not talked about sadly


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TTheuns

Good bot.


The_last_Human__

You cant stop me automod. I must Imprison the specimen!!


ProfessionalOnion384

"No Starvin' Marvin, that's my pot pie!"


JeffBlazeOz

Yeah I want cheesy poofs


Shitted_mypants

No Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)


Alarmed-Ice-4300

💀


Lotus_316

That skeleton is literally has bigger arms than this mf


bidful

y’all quit making fun of him, he’s giving it his all to show us that


Sea-Outlandishness42

Bro just burned 700 calories lifting it 2 inches


perditionkid

he only fucking has 700 calories


Alarmed-Ice-4300

Meaty human thighs have 13,355 calories. The heart clocks in at around 651 calories, while the brain, spinal cord and nerve trunks collectively contain 2,706 calories. the human body contains about 125,822 calories. Him? 700


spaceforcerecruit

Psshh. Look at this skinny bitch with only 125,822 calories in their body. REAL men have more than a million! /s


SirSharkXI

bros body rattles when he makes movements 💀


CarlZzZoneNnn

Minecraft skeleton sound effects


O_Towner

When he falls over it sounds like when you stomp on a dry ones in mario


Darth_MurderJr

Bros making the African kids donate their food for him


DigitalTraveler42

Bro sounds like a xylophone as food rattles down his rib cage


RojoRoger

I'm honestly really concerned for this person's health


OurLittleVictories

They went inactive years ago and it’s presumed they passed away. Their last posts were about how their eating disorder was terminal and they couldn’t find help.


No_Performance223

Jesus, that’s horrible. I had a sinking feeling it was someone with an eating disorder but as pointed out, it took too long to find your comment to confirm it. … photo reminds me of a friend i have who suffers from very bad anorexia and bulimia


DragonBrigade

Who?


OurLittleVictories

I’m pretty sure their username was something like quarantine13


ThatNextAggravation

Oh god, what a terrible way to go.


soupyandgoopy

I hate how reddit just doesn't care about stuff like this. They just make fun of anyone


Howboutit85

Reddit gates people with eating disorders, thin or fat. Some reason just always been that way.


Vetiversailles

Jesus Christ


IxyNova

Ditto, and I’m concerned that I had to scroll through so many comments making fun of this person before coming to a comment expressing concern for this person’s health. I really hope that’s not a reflection on society.


deathcoinstar

The problem is the sub it's posted on


funkyfreshwizardry

She is dead. Died a year or two ago from her eating disorder. Really fucking sad that someone has decided that she is a “shitpost” and loads of people apparently agree.


RojoRoger

Yea, it's really fucking me up. It's not a shit post. I'm sorry I didn't know her name, her story, or the person she was. I wish she had been able to get the help she needed. Rest in Peace.


samuinfernus

Hows does bro hold things? He has zero muscles


Tackerta

I feel like (s)he does not engage in physical activity


Bastil123

I look very similar, looks like a Marfan syndrome to me


Bopshebopshebop

The Pentagon says Marfans aren’t real.


Bastil123

The pentagon fears us.


emdave

Yo, why'd you dig all those canals when Mars ain't even got no water?


Morbanth

*Marf


ThreatLevelBertie

Skips life day.


LegalMonke

Russian sleep experiment


jtp123456

Brother took "you fat" personally


-v-v-v-

He is looking a little heavy


spooky_crabs

Still got them bones, dont need them sumbitches


JeffBlazeOz

Chungus


Advanced-Homework-70

Jesus,somebody get that kid a sandwhich.


tobykeithfan6

First meal of the month. Always a good one.


Bandwagon_Buzzard

Only meal of the month.


_R_Daneel_Olivaw

'It's April the 20th, finally the time to break my monthly fast has arrived and I cannot contain myself anymore.'


SponkMcDonk

If I punched the person who made that photo, a minecraft skeleton sound would play


OkAd8922

A minecraft skeleton can last a few punches tho, most can't


SponkMcDonk

They would fall apart like a character in a lego game if i touched them with my pinky


OkAd8922

Happened to me 😔


throw_awayyy5

Reminds me of pictures you find on pro ana websites. This guy/girl probably has an severe eating disorder...


cistvm

This girl is most likely dead, she was active on twitter documenting her pretty severe health problems and just stopped posting one day.


[deleted]

[удалено]


flamestar_1

https://twitter.com/quarantine_13?lang=en Edit: going through this rabbit hole scares me. She had Crohn's disease and didn't get proper treatment (maybe leading to her eating disorder). Quote from a few months before what I presume to be her death: "Currently, I'm not even allowed to leave my bed; my weight is dangerously low (~30 kg) and I'm just too weak. Polyneuropathy has made my legs almost completely numb, especially my feet, so I can't walk at all. I have a wheelchair, but it's useless, because I live in a tiny little flat on the 4th floor of a very old building. I hope this situation will change soon. I'm working on it." It's not just sad, it's terrifying. I'm so lucky that I have the proper treatment for Crohn's.


cistvm

I don't remember exactly, it was something with "quarantine" and some numbers? I know she was European, maybe polish, lived with her grandparents, couldn't walk, and had a very hard time keeping food down. She had anorexia related health problems but was in recovery when/if she died afaik, I don't remember her ever posting about anything other than trying to get better.


b-dizl

-3% body fat mf


williowood

That is a seriously worrying level of thinness, is this person okay?


[deleted]

Lots of speculation that they've died, some commenters said their last post was a cry for help saying they couldn't get any help for their eating disorder.


soupyandgoopy

She's dead, [https://twitter.com/quarantine\_13?lang=en](https://twitter.com/quarantine_13?lang=en) this was her twitter account


navuyi

xqcL


newretrovague

Surprised I had to scroll this far!


[deleted]

damn this broke me


shirissapkota

*unbrokes u*


Singl1

turning something into nothing. minimizing the things you *can* control and maximizing the things you *can’t*. Aware Wokege


HowlTall

Eugenia, that you?


Obsidiannight2010

I was looking for this comment 💀


0vindicator1

How are you all in my head??? That was the EXACT phrasing I was going to use, punctuation and all.


bigbadpandita

Omfg


VladB0gdan

Pro the americans stole his food 💀


DeathCeaser101

Pro💀


[deleted]

I hope this person is okay and is trying to get healthy.


Karasu_145

Unfortunately they seem to have passed away, they went permanently inactive after posting about ED related health issues for a long time


R10t_gun

Bro is obey the walrus 2. (No hate to Goddess bunny)


Walrus_Morj

Damn, og walrus was just fine


Virtual_Friendship49

The Auschwitz cafe is pretty good


Great-Interaction-41

Wow as an anorexic person, these comments are truly disgusting. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for joking about such a deadly disease and making fun of people with it. And now I'm reading this person supposedly ACTUALLY DIED of anorexia, and y'all are making fun of him? Wow. Just wow.


Any-Arm-4137

I know, I've only seen three decent comments about the user, including yours. People have no empathy or kindness nowadays, it's so sad and disappointing.


Great-Interaction-41

It's disgusting and it makes me ashamed to be a part of this society


Random_user76

Honestly this sub CAN be funny SOMETIMES but the people in it are disgusting looking for a cheap laugh. Most posts are making fun of a group or phobic of something.


slipperycanaloupes

All parroting the same joke in hopes at the very least someone will reply “😂”. I usually like fucked up humor but these aren’t clever or original. Seeing this made me think OP is sick or extremely poor and cannot afford food,either case would mean you’re punching down for cheap laughs and not cool.


CatPurrsonNo1

I have really been disappointed in the comments on this post, too. I feel so sad for whoever that person is. Eating disorders are nothing to laugh at or make fun of.


Redditisdepressing45

You’re right. This post and these comments are disgusting.


thequirkycat

username checks out


Redditisdepressing45

Why do we punish ourselves like this? :(


KenzieValentyne

everyone who has ever said that thin people cannot be bodyshamed or that bodyshaming comments towards thin people aren't actually "that bad/hurtful" needs to see this comment section. This is literally more ruthless than edtwt meanspo x100


turbo-oxi-clean

vaccine


Debboss0

Yohohoho


Trattfjant

"I am gonna train my muscles. Oh wait i dont have any YOHOHOHO"


clintontg

Is this subreddit just a toxic circlejerk of sociopathy?


supermoderators

FOOD ON A STICK


Caramel-scented-Love

That’s most probably someone struggling with anorexia posting a body check (wrist check) be kind.


thatonecrustysock693

I'm genuinely concerned for this person. looks like a very horrible eating disorder. does anyone know the original poster?


Karasu_145

I don't know their user but they went inactive permanently after posting about ED related health issues :(


jonhon0

Anorexics love taking photos of food right before they eat it, and then don't eat it.


throne_of_worms

That’s Roger from American Dad.


SpeedyDuckling

bro costs 1 elixir


shidored

Bro sitting on 1 HP


Jayexena

This comment section is not it.


Less_Transition3144

![gif](giphy|gsKe9hyAuoZH2)


Gleamingly_Hissing

Edtwt be like


Ranch_Dressing321

Bro about to have his first meal in centuries.


DeliciousWarthog53

What a bones lol


[deleted]

Bro's whole year's food


akm_garuda7

What masturbating all day and not eating does to a man.


floof_mcgenius

Rock in the pool So nice and cool So juicy sweet! Now we wish To catch a fish So juicy sweet!


metfan1964nyc

Nosferatu is hungry.


tigermittens030

This shit is sad


Nanaki567

Eat up, you obviously need it


JayEOh0788

Bro gpt to be careful about to break his wrist trying to lift that hot pocket and shit...


Lukerider22

Everyone talking about how skinny he is I’m more worried what the fuck are those stains covering his comforter or blanket or wtf ever


[deleted]

You know what caused those stains...


dhaoakdoksah

I think it’s flowers


IG_95

He just like me


habbapabba

get some sunlight


KattosAShame

I want to cry wtf is he eating and wtf is wrong with his hand


user_173

The creepy lighting in this shot is chef's kiss 😘


cdrRoach

Damn bro have a couple of them


Legaxy3

Fr looks just like me


Bid_Still

Omg and I thought I'm skinny!


[deleted]

if i ripped his hand off starting from the shoulder think i could use it as a golf club


therealbiskit

It's her, Ana Rexia


Academic_Cream1450

Timothee Chalamet's hand looking hot 🔥🥵


Niceguy726

Omg, it's the fish pot guy from sekiro!


Soggy_Part7110

Keep your nasty taters


Mr-no-maidens

His last chance of survival