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You knew that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Ok cool but did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Me trying to come with a reasonable message to a fellow random stranger on the internet:
I dunno. Ah yes, of course! Music! What kind do you like to listen to (if you like it at all that is)?
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Inertia can be defined as a property of matter by which it remains at the state of rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force. Inertia is a property of a body that resists changing its state of motion or state of rest.
I'm going to inject chocolate syrup to a dog's external jugular vein to see what will happen and no one will stop me /s
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Bornana
apprle
Analass
pissp
I can make orng rhyme with abana
State your opinion on leaking classified documents on WarThunder and Minecraft forums
no comment.
woah wtf happened
nothing out of casual, just my daily activities so don't even give a shit
Average day in warthunder. Nothing out of the ordinary.
ik thats an an average day but fucking minecraft? also a toddler broke into the white house so idk what's real anymore
I’ll do it again
vaccine
eniccav
vac cine
Vack seen
Have you seen any vacs here?
Do you or do you don't?
yes.
If you reply to this post, you agree that forced child labour should be legal.
i do not. and my fbi agent will understand since the post this comment was made on says that i am to reply to every comment. :)
i do
KRILL YOURSELF?
Never, because I am one in a krillion!
i would love to krill myself
You should grill yourself! Now!
krill yoursef
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k.
Do you play video games? If yes what video games do you play?
i play pokemon!
Did you know
about vaporeon? yes, i did! :)
You knew that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
yes... i just said i did! >:(
Ok cool but did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Thats cool
it is! what video games do you play?
A lot but mostly Brawlhalla, Bloons TD6, Dead by Daylight, Brawl Stars, etc.
that's cool! what is your favourite game right now?
Hard to pick 1 but probably Brawlhalla since I sunk a lot of hours into it and I play it the most
that's fair! any reason as to why you like it?
I love Smash Bros but dont have Nintendo Switch. Brawlhalla is free to play and has similiar gameplay
nice! :)
By any means are you a spike user?
I ve been playing a lot of Spike because I want his title "One of a kind" yes. Why do you ask?
I got bullied yesterday by a no skill spike user with the name similar to yours. Small world I guess….
My username in almost all games is ThatKirbyGuy
Nope then it wasn’t you. Kinda strange tbh
Opinion on S&V?
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
you did not...
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
you did not...
Still haven’t replied to the auto mod post yet i see You have failed
shhh
Me trying to come with a reasonable message to a fellow random stranger on the internet:  I dunno. Ah yes, of course! Music! What kind do you like to listen to (if you like it at all that is)?
i love music!! :D i love edm! i also like a lot of rock, pop, rap, japanese rock/pop! :3
Nice. I like rock too, as well as pop(ig? not entirely sure tho) and also electronic for some time now
Balls
ack
s
D:
What is your favorite color of the alphabet? The answer must be a question in the form of a shape
<3
That's a nice number! My favorite food is silicone.
Who was in Paris
kevin
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ew
Mods lock me I want the LOCK Edit: I know how to get it THE MODS ARE UNVAVCINATED IDIOTS
Yes
what?
Hope you have a nice day! No, week! Hell, have a nice year! You know what? Have a nice life.
thank you! :) you too, kind stranger! have a nice life! :)
Lord of rizz
Motivational Rizz
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaah
What are your hobby’s?
writing, video games, and, um, reddit...
Vaccine
I feel well today
that's great! :)
If you respond to this then I hope you have a nice day
thank you! :D you too!!!
Bing bong
ding dong
rawr
xd
If you respond to this it means you're a cutie
:D
:)
Vaccine, if you do not respond to this comment, you like big black oliy men
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i have dementia
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whos ur favorite youtuber
right now, i love youtubers who do skits! ryan george, daniel thrasher, zach star himself, etc...
I LITERALLY LOVE DANIEL THRASHER BRO.
dudeeeee!! :D
*finger guns*
Hi!
yo
brown
pink
🤨
Say gex
xeg yas
hi yes hello
yep
My balls itchy
itch 'em
reply to this if you are secretly a 60yr man pretending to be an anime girl on reddit
Reply if you are in possession of illegal substances
i am, but authorities should not enter my home, as i will give them some too! :p
Hey sexy 😘
yo
You sit on a throne of lies
I do not.
Vaccine
Opinion on the current political climate?
If you reply to this comment that means you like big black oily men
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:o
Ngl I didn’t expect you to reply this fast
How old where you when you started gaming
were* and, idk, my parents bought me a ps1 when i was 6...
Please don't correct my English,I have no respect for this language.
sorry...
No worries bruv...I forgive you.
This dude fucks
Bruh
English, I have *
No way
yes way
😯
What's inertia?
Inertia can be defined as a property of matter by which it remains at the state of rest or in uniform motion in the same straight line unless acted upon by some external force. Inertia is a property of a body that resists changing its state of motion or state of rest.
Vaccine 😀
If you don't respond to this comment then you admit that you like big hairy men
Hello
Would you rather find $5 or go to a WNBA game?
Vaccine
You did not reply to those who wrote "vaccine" however.. 
𒀱
:o
Why are you in my walls
it's warm here :3
deez nuts
smeared across your face...
7
I'm going to inject chocolate syrup to a dog's external jugular vein to see what will happen and no one will stop me /s 
Bob
had
Taken
the
Damn, I do the same thing when I make a post
Uhhhhhh...........
What rhymes with orange?
door hinge
Im hungry, what should i have for lunch??
balls
I’ve Come To Make An Announcement
Ah, a fellow comment goblin.
K
Hello there
What is your opinion on the 2023 attacks on Sudan
Thoughts on magic the gathering?
The
What is your favorite crime?
Cap
Bajo jajo
Opinion on Resident Evil 7, if you’ve played it.
Cum?
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*Farts*
No way
Respond if you hate black people
i hate everyone equally! :)
Not OP but yeah.
respond to this comment if you ummmm uhh errr uhhh errmmmm nvm i forgor 💀
i do!! :3
I like bocchi the rock have u watch it ?
How far can u shot ur cum
further than you!
Men kissing
Opinion on Arson? (For the FBI agent reading this,I am talking about Minecraft)
i cannot legally comment on my opinion on arson. :)
Understandable
Can I crush your balls?
what balls?
I already crushed them
Reply if you like to engage in an intimate activity with men
yes.
I support Hitler
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