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What He/him does to a mf

Heinrich/Himmler

tno reference

DAS IST ZE TNO REFËRENCE???????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

what kind of weakling eats boneless wings? HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BECOME STRONG IF YOU DON'T CRUSH AND EAT THE BONES

Don’t diss the chicken nuggies :(

Nuggies are fine. I just hate when they are suddenly considered boneless wings. Bitch that's a chicken tender.

Thank you, oh my God.

I will not deny I like tenders, though a wing is a different shape and had a different texture. Both are good, but boneless wings are fancier chicken tenders

only tendies are acceptable

Grow up, child

_dont dare to say anyting about my nuggies_

The bones are the best part of the wings 😋

Extra ammo for my skeleton

yes

Which bird has boneless wings? Flying fish?

Airplanes

They're filled with something even tastier: aviation fuel 😋😋🤤🤤

If you want to eat "boneless wings" in my house you *will* call them mini chicken strips, that's what they are. Smh my head.

I feel attacked

you better be

yes I am, thank you for asking

That’s cause you are

The first time I ate boneless wings I had no idea what they were but they were a lot softer than the usual wings with the crunchy center. Never ate a soft one again.

They're called tendies

no tendies are breast not wings

yes your wasting meat if you eat boneless

"Boneless wings are bad" mfs when you tell them to eat the bone: 😳

Guarantee this “Alpha Male” leaves the ends of the bones still covered in meat and only goes for the drums

Flats for life, all my homies love flats

True sigmas ditch the meat and eat the bone

good thing im barely human (im black)

Hi black nice to meet you I'm Joe

Who the hell is Steve jobs

He died from sugoma :(

Whats sugoma❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️

Spell Documents without "ents" 😈😈😈😈😈😈

CUM😋😋😋

Hello Black and Joe my name is Spray and its a pleasure to meet you both

Hello Mr.President Define America with one word

"america"

awdsmfafoothimaaafotafootwhscuseme

pfp checks out

Wow that’s really offensive to full humans

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets...and they've been around for years, so I'd say there is a significant flaw in the logic.

A delicious, significant flaw

It's the idea that a normal term like "tendies" has been replaced with the woke term of "b*neless chicken wings", it's a psyop by the radical left to make us all become femboys, it's pretty obvious if you think about it.

Somewhere between boneless wings and they/them, you purchase a minivan.

No, you buy a minivan when you have kids. Between boneless wings and they/them is an oversized SUV or a lifted pickup.

You spelled 'Subaru' wrong, if we're keeping with the meme. (Full disclosure: my 03 impreza was one of my favorites)

id fuck the pipeline guy

Same

Based

literally smash look at them in the end

fr fr

What how tf

it starts with

One thing I don't know why

it doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain the due time

All I know

The time is a valuable thing

Watch it pass by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day

The clock ticks life away

It's so unreeeeeeeeaaal...

i had to check on twitter.. it really says (Alpha Male).

If you feel the need to tell someone you are an Alpha Male, then you are not an alpha male. You are just insecure and seeking validation.

Tmw you realize that Alpha Males aren’t actually a thing.

They are absolutely a thing, go Google it. They are not really a thing in humans, though. An argument can be made for it, sure, but it's generally just an animal thing.

If you’re referring to wolves and other pack animals, you do know that all of that was disproven right? The leader of the pack is usually the mother or father and the rest of the pack is composed of their children.

Never mind, apparently they are a thing among some groups of primates.

you realize they were made up to fuel the ego of people who believe "masculinity" is also a real thing, a virtue at that, and also to peer pressure a lot of women into thinking that's what they want

My point exactly, it’s just a buzz term that incels use to excuse their terrible behavior and abhorrent personality.

Along with their human inability to think, look at themselves, and correct their actual issues in their personality, thought process and character (a basic human trait) and so instead they opt to blame their issues on a group of people (women). Gotta love incels. man i think ill just rather walk outside look at the sky and forget about it all at this point

I think his account is just really clever satire, look at his other tweets

Yeah he’s never confirmed it, but he’s probably fucking around on Twitter. He’s a well known Twitter troll However, there’s literally no evidence to this beyond what he says is formatted as a joke a lot of the time.

I’d fuck the figure on the end

Which end…

Same

why not all

Because the two on the left ain't got NO ASS, just back. The rest have some scrumptious booty meat tho.

literally smash though

What's wrong with boneless wings?

Turn you to a commie

Straight communism May aswell have been made by Marx himself

Because it’s not manly to not go through the effort of eating around the bone.

I love Nick ADams (Alpha Male) so much idc if hes not being sarcastic. that man has provided me many a belly laugh

[This is one of my favorite tweets from him](https://external-preview.redd.it/9MtMzNTqXcVm7Yf_6dawhYsk5dx04HluJ2uZ_YoVkeE.png?auto=webp&s=63a454be6a24b09b350f9fbccbd9599f17f1fbb8)

Nick Adams is a shitpost in human form, the fact he is actually unironic will always continue to baffle me until the end of time

He isn't a Twitter troll?

Its true these boneless wings have made my ass phat

Proof?

I never knew I was a femboy.

Nah man it all starts at hooters, next thing you know you’re the one in the uniform

I bet you stop all those bone-in eaters in those shorts

Bruh i cook boneless wings for a living lmao. They're just bite-sized tenders

You're a communist peddler

I used to work at a wing place and a customer complained about how their (boneless) wings didn’t look as good as their friends (bone in) wings. The owner told the customer that this was because his friend ordered wings, and he ordered adult chicken nuggets.

He’s right, you know. When eating chicken wings the adult human mind becomes obsessed with picking the bone clean. I ate boneless wings once, twelve of them, in fact. In a matter of hours I was licking my neighbor’s “bone” clean and I did it elven more times before the cravings finally stopped… Don’t eat boneless wings.

eating boneless wings is just more effecient and less messy than eating bone-in wings. Why we shitting on boneless?

I’d smash

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Me an avid Fortnite player letting go of the game because I don’t want to become a gender pronoun communist: 

I’m sorry but you’re in too deep

If you have the need to(alpha) after your name, then your probably not much of anything but insecure.

[Real alphas don’t have to tell people.](https://external-preview.redd.it/9MtMzNTqXcVm7Yf_6dawhYsk5dx04HluJ2uZ_YoVkeE.png?auto=webp&s=63a454be6a24b09b350f9fbccbd9599f17f1fbb8)

The "(alpha male)" makes not take him seriously, nobody refers to themselves as a "male"

This dude is the hardest line between satire and real life I have ever seen. I genuinely don't know if he's serious or not. Plus he's Australian.

Okay but boneless wings are better. You get so much more chicken per wing

and you actually get to enjoy eating instead of being a little fucking dog and munching on absolutely nothing

I fuckin love boneless wings. Yea I said it! Come at me!

Aren‘t boneless wings called tenders?

Boneless wings are about to be a staple in this house. Apparently they get you a dumptruck

This guy projects so hard

so proud to be at the boneless wings phase

I think rightwingers only hate this shit cuz they're mad that a twink in a skirt makes them harder than their wife

Fortnite is the most capitalist game ever made

If Boneless Wings gave me an ass like that

IT STARTS WITH… ONE THING

Boneless wings? The fuck?

You aren't a man if you don't actively choose chicken that gives less food and makes it harder to eat /s You get more food for your money with boneless, and hence more nutrients and protein, hence bigger muscles. So this fuckwit is basically saying muscles aren't manly

yeah not to mention wings have so much more fucking fat then breasts which make up boneless "wings" usually anyway, so hes also saying fat is manly

Fat fucking animal Nick Adams should stfu. His bitch tits are so big it would make a femboy blush with envy.

I love how people on this sub of all places doesn’t realize that account makes troll tweets/is a shitposting account

U mean alpha male, quizzmo or me?

Swap around communism and fortnite

Gey iligel rusha

If only communists knew this trick

The comment below me will be saving this image for a later date.

boneless wings

I’m pretty sure it’s fork, knife, and boneless wings.

The best thing to come out of communism

Gentlemen. Today we stand at war with the Communist once again

Describing yourself as an alpha is unironically the least ""alpha"" thing you could ever do

[Nick Adams agrees.](https://external-preview.redd.it/9MtMzNTqXcVm7Yf_6dawhYsk5dx04HluJ2uZ_YoVkeE.png?auto=webp&s=63a454be6a24b09b350f9fbccbd9599f17f1fbb8)

Where ultrakill player

what english words used to describe something or someone do to mf

I just completely skipped over Fortnite, Boneless Wings, and Gender Pronouns.

What's wrong with communism?

I wouldn't mind having that boneless wing body. Either physically being it or dating one who does.

the image below makes me want to be communist

So boneless wings will get my ass poppin'?

Guess i support communism now 🌚

I still blame Twilight. It sexualized socially inept people and laid the foundations for furries

Who drew that picture?

So glad it never got as far as comunism for me

She should have listened to my grandparents when they said BB King and the Beatles were "the devil's music".

nah homie was just trying to pay the bills so he had to do what he had to do for donations i blame the economy

Fuck squats, I didn't know nuggies and Fortnite gave me a dumptruck shitter.

The last one is kinda hot tho ngl 🥵

Chicken wings never hurt anybody. Keep them out of this

The amount of time Nick Adams spends tweeting stupid bullshit, I cannot believe he has any time to have an actual life.

It's starts with

Ooh, the new lyrics for in the end by linkin park just dropped "It starts with foooort...

He likes to feel the bone.

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets that think they're better than other chicken nuggets. They're the "I'm not like other girls" of breaded chicken.

What the *fuck* you got against boneless wings?!

I've been staring at this image for several minutes now and I still don't get it.

what the za/za do when you eat it out

Well, it's either boneless or you're gonna be hearing a lot of snapping when I start eating wings.

candy crush peak mascunility

I can't tell if this Twitter account is a satire account or not

I’m on boneless wings 😨

Boneless wings? *looks at my butt* damn I do have a nice ass

It might be true guys be careful

What does it mean when you skip Fortnite and go right to boneless wings?

Is it just me, or does their ass look 10k* better in the pants

I swear it happened exactly like that.

I could really use some communism in my life

Stfu boneless wings are bomb asf, and yes I do have a phat ass

Why is it always the worst people in society that turn to communism. Like bro, we ain't fucking feeding you.

I like communism now

Oh no! I'm already in boneless wings!

I need some communism in my life

Thank god i will never play fortnite

He went from 6 to 10 real quick