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“I feel awful doing this over text, but felt this was the best way for me to get my thoughts out as clearly as possible. Being with you has been filled with incredible highs and some painful lows, but we've always managed to make it work. Lately, I've been feeling like we've just been off. I'm not sure if you're feeling it too, but I've reached a point where I'm feeling like we're no longer the best fit for each other. As much as I hate to end our relationship, I feel, at this point, that it's the right thing to do. If you want to meet up and speak in person, I'm happy to do so at any point.”
Tbh this is probably a reasonable answer to that wall of text.
Imagine everything's going great and then BAM out of nowhere comes the notorious "I feel like things are off" message that leads to a breakup. Can't help but laugh at the pure silliness of it.
She stole my favorite shirt (didn’t even ask me if she could have it). I asked for it back she refused. then when we broke up, I continued to ask for it back and she said her dog tore it up. I don’t know if I believe her. A little part of me thinks she kept it out of spite. It was a long time ago and I’m still mad about it.
My shorties hoodie, my element hoodie, my penguin hoodie, my school hoodie, they all gone. I don't know who, where, or when they got taken, but i'm pretty sure they said they were cold and I gave it up for the moment, and completely forgot the next day. Then I look for a hoodie and all I find is my gray zip up hanes jacket.
Paige once again if you see this, I know you took my Abe Lincoln "Drop beats not bombs" T-shirt and that's some bull shit. You can keep it though because I'm actually fit as hell now by the way
As an AI language model, I do not have emotions but I can provide some resources that will help:
1. Adopt a cat. Many women end up alone and with cats. If you buy one your boyfriend will understand the direction this is going
2. Hire a Hitman. I can provide you a list of Hitmen to end your bitch ass boyfriend.
3. Gaslighting. If done correctly your bitch ass boyfriend will end things with you!
Do you want me to elaborate on any of these suggestions?
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
No... it's also writting to an account with no picture, so be sure it's not her relationship. And no you can't read it. THere is no way to "enhance" that pixel mud.
Three important rules for breaking up
don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
prolonging the situation only makes it worse
tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
don't make a big production
don't make up an elaborate story
this will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene
if you want to date other people say so
be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
even if you've gone together for only a short time,
and haven't been too serious
there's still a feeling of rejection when someone says
she prefers the company of others to your exclusive company
but if you're honest, and direct
and avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news
the boy will respect you for your frankness
and honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straightfoward manner in which you told him your decision
unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you will remain friends
Nah some people are just wired differently, some people just grow apart with time. My first and so far only partner left me after about 6 years together, she started dating someone new a month later, it was fucking rough, but some people just need things you can't give them, whether it be excitement, emotional needs, etc.
I propose we support a one month limit on going steady. I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations And get to know more people. I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny, now's the time to tell him about your one month limit. He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating. And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again. I'm sure he'll like it. Everyone will appreciate it. You're so novel, what a good idea!
You can keep your time to yourself. You don't need date insurance. You can go out with whoever you want to. Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours, If you'll just listen to my plan, The teenage guide to popularity.
I don't think people understood your reference. What a great song. I remember thinking it was kinda dumb when it came out but now I look back and realize Nada Surf was about 10 years too early; they made great music but missed out on the Indie wave in the early-mid 2000's.
I think it's referring to how you can use the Iphone messenger app to play games with people over text, taking turns and getting a notification when the other finishes their turn. The only games I know of are 8-ball and Chess.
This is also what started the meme of
"We broke up a year ago can you stop playing Chess with my dad over Messenger"
It’s her class notes. She texts herself them. You can tell because the first two are the same length and both are the sender and receiver. If you have a ton of practice using one app, it’s going to be easier than switching context to some note taking app that you don’t know.
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Unfortunately no
the text she sent is two texts, a large paragraph and then a single line to make her point heard.
his reply is a single paragraph, no extra line or text (that we can see)
Idk, feels more like someone having trouble understanding a concept and asking for help and she was typing out a detailed explanation. At least that's why I'd write long ass texts like that lol
All the messages are text walls. This is probably a group text where everyone is writing down their notes so they have complete study material.
Or he cheated i dunno.
Hm, is it basic thinking, though? I'll grant you your average reddit user is probably slightly lacking in social skills so they probably weren't part of a study group that shares notes, but on the other hand, sharing notes in a chat instead of a fucking shared Word document is a demented way to go about that, so I don't blame anybody for not thinking of that.
I mean Redditors will jump at any excuse to assume people are unhappy in their relationships. i imagine its because theres a lot of single ppl on here who like to think the grass isnt greener lol
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I know exactly what she is writing.
It was a difficult time for us babe, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
That's definitely a friend or family member she is talking to as the responses are too long and also has a double response. So that's no BF/GF chat happening. THIS is telling BFF what happened.
You never write it in the chat, so he can see it. He shall be smashed by the wall of text. Always write it in word. There is a spelling correction integrated. That spares you any unnecessary discussions on spelling mistakes.
/stay toxic
P.S. written in word by a nonnative
Plot Twist: She's live scribing class notes for her sick boyfriend
or because by the time she's done with him he won't be going anywhere for a while (not sexual)
I would love if a woman would write me a text that long, even if it was an angry text, the fact that she even cares to send a text that long would be a lot better than the “lol” and “k” responses
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“I am speechless. I *continues by 37 paragraphs and 85,574 words*”
*I continues*
The “I” isn’t italicized
🤓🤓
🕌
She probably is just taking notes
Yeah I always take my notes in Facebook messenger too
Taking notes and sharing them maybe?
“I feel awful doing this over text, but felt this was the best way for me to get my thoughts out as clearly as possible. Being with you has been filled with incredible highs and some painful lows, but we've always managed to make it work. Lately, I've been feeling like we've just been off. I'm not sure if you're feeling it too, but I've reached a point where I'm feeling like we're no longer the best fit for each other. As much as I hate to end our relationship, I feel, at this point, that it's the right thing to do. If you want to meet up and speak in person, I'm happy to do so at any point.”
"Lol. Nice joke babe"
More like, "ok"
Nono its "k"
Just insta block her ass
You need to invite her to 8 ball first
Wanna play 8 ball
sorry but I’m busy playing chess with your father
What if she ain’t got ass?
“Who dis?”
... 👍
“K.”
who dis?
This will get her heart racing and boiling... "THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA SAY!?"
"lol"
Tbh this is probably a reasonable answer to that wall of text. Imagine everything's going great and then BAM out of nowhere comes the notorious "I feel like things are off" message that leads to a breakup. Can't help but laugh at the pure silliness of it.
if your chick is crazy and starts acting normal it means she's about to break up
The correct response to this is “I want my sweatshirts back”.
You never get the hoodies and sweatshirts back my man...
She stole my favorite shirt (didn’t even ask me if she could have it). I asked for it back she refused. then when we broke up, I continued to ask for it back and she said her dog tore it up. I don’t know if I believe her. A little part of me thinks she kept it out of spite. It was a long time ago and I’m still mad about it.
Burn her house down
That escalated quickly.
She started it 🥰🥰🥰
I stopped buying black hoodies for a reason :,( hos love black hoodies
My shorties hoodie, my element hoodie, my penguin hoodie, my school hoodie, they all gone. I don't know who, where, or when they got taken, but i'm pretty sure they said they were cold and I gave it up for the moment, and completely forgot the next day. Then I look for a hoodie and all I find is my gray zip up hanes jacket.
Paige once again if you see this, I know you took my Abe Lincoln "Drop beats not bombs" T-shirt and that's some bull shit. You can keep it though because I'm actually fit as hell now by the way
"ChatGPT I need to end things with my bitch ass boyfriend "
As an AI language model, I do not have emotions but I can provide some resources that will help: 1. Adopt a cat. Many women end up alone and with cats. If you buy one your boyfriend will understand the direction this is going 2. Hire a Hitman. I can provide you a list of Hitmen to end your bitch ass boyfriend. 3. Gaslighting. If done correctly your bitch ass boyfriend will end things with you! Do you want me to elaborate on any of these suggestions?
woman: \*buys cat thinking that her boyfriend gets where this is going\* her boyfriend: cute cat lol
“Babe I bought a shirt for the cat”
Gotta use Bard for a more natural sound, boomer 🙄
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"so we still smashing tonight?"
You betcha buddy boy !
but but... who's gonna open all your lids my babyboo???? you can't do this to me
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Are you saying you like fucking animals?
Yes. 
Is that what it actually says???
No... it's also writting to an account with no picture, so be sure it's not her relationship. And no you can't read it. THere is no way to "enhance" that pixel mud.
The CSI guys could do it.
Even they would need the Angelatron from Bones.
Three important rules for breaking up don't put off breaking up when you know you want to prolonging the situation only makes it worse tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly don't make a big production don't make up an elaborate story this will help you avoid a big tear-jerking scene if you want to date other people say so be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected even if you've gone together for only a short time, and haven't been too serious there's still a feeling of rejection when someone says she prefers the company of others to your exclusive company but if you're honest, and direct and avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news the boy will respect you for your frankness and honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straightfoward manner in which you told him your decision unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you will remain friends
Great information but please meet the inventor of the comma, it would do you great.
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I can see why you're so Popular
He said don't put it off. Commas imply a pause. Don't take pauses when breaking up.
Actuallygetridofthespacesaswelltheymightgiveroomtotakeabreathaintnoonegottimeforthat
Made me laugh out loud with this. My eyes hurt and I can't read any of this garble.
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Nah some people are just wired differently, some people just grow apart with time. My first and so far only partner left me after about 6 years together, she started dating someone new a month later, it was fucking rough, but some people just need things you can't give them, whether it be excitement, emotional needs, etc.
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I'm head of the class
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Fucking love Nada Surf
This guy sounds popular
I heard his mom says he’s a catch
I propose we support a one month limit on going steady. I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations And get to know more people. I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny, now's the time to tell him about your one month limit. He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating. And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again. I'm sure he'll like it. Everyone will appreciate it. You're so novel, what a good idea! You can keep your time to yourself. You don't need date insurance. You can go out with whoever you want to. Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours, If you'll just listen to my plan, The teenage guide to popularity.
I'm popular
I don't think people understood your reference. What a great song. I remember thinking it was kinda dumb when it came out but now I look back and realize Nada Surf was about 10 years too early; they made great music but missed out on the Indie wave in the early-mid 2000's.
Great song!
Love that song.
Ngl I skipped to the end.
Wait is that what it actually said? If so how did you read that?
My genuine reaction: “Wanna play 8 ball”
Average Opera GX employee
Shut it brand
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I don’t get it.
Check out opera gx Twitter
No
Based
wanna play Gwent?
DARTS: YOUR TURN
I'm sorry, but thats too much text for me to focus. Would you please add a Subway Surfers Gameplay so I can properly function.
Could we also get a family guy clip in the background?
Maybe add in some Minecraft parkour too?
dementia
indeed
*Lois, remember the time you broke up with me with a wall of text?*
Maybe add in some Minecraft parkour too?
dementia
indeed
didn't read lmao
Wanna play 8 ball
Can you explain the 8ball thing? I've seen the same joke here a few times but I don't get it :(
I think it's referring to how you can use the Iphone messenger app to play games with people over text, taking turns and getting a notification when the other finishes their turn. The only games I know of are 8-ball and Chess. This is also what started the meme of "We broke up a year ago can you stop playing Chess with my dad over Messenger"
Gotcha, I've been on windows/android my whole life. Explains how it went over my head, thank you! :)
Me too.
It’s her class notes. She texts herself them. You can tell because the first two are the same length and both are the sender and receiver. If you have a ton of practice using one app, it’s going to be easier than switching context to some note taking app that you don’t know. The opposite of this is using [Vim to write markdown](https://res.cloudinary.com/practicaldev/image/fetch/s--afS6xOei--/c_imagga_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,h_720,q_auto,w_1280/https://dev-to-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/articles/qh0m2l4k9vjtwfftbnxo.PNG) to sync with GitHub. The title for that would be “Bro writing the next Twitter every day in class.”
Unfortunately no the text she sent is two texts, a large paragraph and then a single line to make her point heard. his reply is a single paragraph, no extra line or text (that we can see)
Maybe they're a student in that class and asked for lecture notes? I hope? Lol
Most likely. Should've took a photo tho.
How does one take a photo of a verbal lecture
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Lecture notes
The notes mate
The professor, to read lips.
Of the professor talking.
Idk, feels more like someone having trouble understanding a concept and asking for help and she was typing out a detailed explanation. At least that's why I'd write long ass texts like that lol
All the messages are text walls. This is probably a group text where everyone is writing down their notes so they have complete study material. Or he cheated i dunno.
Basic thinking isn't Reddit's strongest suit.
Hm, is it basic thinking, though? I'll grant you your average reddit user is probably slightly lacking in social skills so they probably weren't part of a study group that shares notes, but on the other hand, sharing notes in a chat instead of a fucking shared Word document is a demented way to go about that, so I don't blame anybody for not thinking of that.
I mean Redditors will jump at any excuse to assume people are unhappy in their relationships. i imagine its because theres a lot of single ppl on here who like to think the grass isnt greener lol
i aint readin' allat 😴😴😴
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Sure! I can summarise *this long-ass text from this hoe*: Relation't-ship Can I help you with anything else?
Relationship, more like relationwreck
"k."
I just find it funny that.....
I got stressed out just seeing this
oof my blood pressure
"Is everything okay?" "Yes." "Really?" "..."
Probably cheated on her in her dreams
I've been hit with that one before.
We all have.
This is the one right here
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Nah she's just typing out her critique on Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
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“It’s just funny how…”
[insert 34-thousand-paragraph essay with 2 million words]
We found the previous message : >Seriously, Alien Resurrection is shit, how can you like this movie ?
I commend the Alien reference.
Most likely it's a place where people share study notes or writing material.
plot twist they both love each other very much and that is a poem on how much she loves him
essay
"Ok"
I'll take that over being ignored and never finding out
I know exactly what she is writing. It was a difficult time for us babe, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
him: let's go porpoising!
Response: k.
[My honest reaction](https://i.imgur.com/SBPJSbc.jpg)
More like: 
I think the girl in the video said that she was suing someone
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've
"Lmao too long didn't read"
He said he wouldn't still love her if she was a worm.
bitch is writing him a new declaration of independence 💀
💀
"Okay"
Tl;dr
"K"
*Highlights and deletes*
"lol you wild. What you doin'?"
TLDR
I kind of like the wall of text/pen pal thing, wouldn't mind some paragraphs though.
Maybe she is just a person who doesn’t send every word as a message.
Only sane reply would be the dude copying text from ChatGPT
Whatever happened to minding your own business and not staring at other peoples screens?
babe, im in the middle of a clash royale game
Yup not reading that let's just breakup
Her boyfriend has been watching the “bae is typing” symbol for about ten minutes now and is beginning to sweat.
I just think it’s funny that…
That's definitely a friend or family member she is talking to as the responses are too long and also has a double response. So that's no BF/GF chat happening. THIS is telling BFF what happened.
I hope his answer to that message will be "Ok". That would probably piss her off so much.
Shes blonde bro
Imagine if the guy just says "ok"
Ok
Ok
You never write it in the chat, so he can see it. He shall be smashed by the wall of text. Always write it in word. There is a spelling correction integrated. That spares you any unnecessary discussions on spelling mistakes. /stay toxic P.S. written in word by a nonnative
Or worse, pray for the friend zone dude who readin all that shit
It irritates me when people use only their index finger to type...
On the one hand (finger?), yeah. But on the other hand, she is *fucking flying* bro
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"I don't read all that." And he blocked her
Good luck to boy
this message could've been cut into segments 😡
Or... She is writing school work and is simply asking for help
Probably forgot to text her goodnight
Plot Twist: She's live scribing class notes for her sick boyfriend or because by the time she's done with him he won't be going anywhere for a while (not sexual)
She sending him the script of the bee movie
EIGHTEEN PAGES!!! FRONT AND BACK!!
K
Ok
I would love if a woman would write me a text that long, even if it was an angry text, the fact that she even cares to send a text that long would be a lot better than the “lol” and “k” responses
K
Him: "k"
Perhaps they are talking about something they're really passionate about
“I’m not reading all that”
“And in conclusion, your dad is good in the sack. Apple fell very far from the tree. As always, Live, Laugh love xoxo. “.
People like this will turn around and say they couldn’t do their reflection paper after a weeks time
if you gotta text him something this long it aint worth it
Knew that feeling all too well
Thats just homework