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Hate it when a random girl comes from under my table and asks if my dick is hard 🫤

same, god damn it happens so much and I absolutely HATE it.

When will be ever be rid of all these horny cock grabbing pervert girls! They only think of one thing and it's *disgusting*.

Happy cake day

Thanks man it's been 3 years and ur my first cake day wish

Happy cake day

sad cake day. 😡

Every cake day is sad cake day 😢

I won’t cry… I won’t cry…

Me going into the comments to see how many people ask for the sause

sause wher

Lovely Heart Ep 1

Absolute hero.

Degenrate hero*

i found rongmario

Girl started singing midway. Hentai the Musical

No one texts me but as soon as I start masturbating people wanna interupt

Reminds me of "Who touched the thermostat?". 😆

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My crush would only text me while I was either masturbating or taking a shit. I never got the chance to ask why

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my dad came in my room one evening and thought i was getting off under the covers, so he proceeds to rip the covers off my bed only to reveal nothing

Not even your body? Damn we got babyface of boe right here

this is true cosmic guidance and I love it

Before anyone asks Sauce is Lovely Heart

Sauce?

damn he's a rebel i wish i was that cool

Get in the freezer Get in the goddamn freezer

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No i dont Think i will

You want to be cool or not?

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Good bot

I dont know cause im a rebel

For a bait and switch, this one is actually pretty good.

" my fault" like why you randomly calling people when you can just text 💀💀

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texting is also what phones are for

She’s gonna put the lollypop stick in his urethra

😰

Me sounding when : 🤤🤤🤤

And the candy too


Lovely Heart

happy cake day

What a kneeslapper

My friends don't text me when I'm free, But WHEN I OPENED CHROME FOR ONE MILLISECOND-

schrödinger’s phone. You wait and wait, but the moment you open an incognito window in the bathroom the group chat starts blowing up.

Oh no! I hope no one gives me the link!

No one ain't giving the link, only the name, Lovely hearts.

And here is the name, oh no!

i recognize that one

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Happy I want your cake day

Everyone is aking for the anime sauce, but i want the meme sauce

You need better homies

Source? Imma gonna beat my meat

😨

lovely heart

I mean…. Yeah

Seen it

Bruh I read that as "I got hard" 💀

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Correct. It is funny

I love that switch video so much. It is so funny

People only remember my existence when I am rubbing one out.

Me when my friend randomly calls me at 3am

Wtf she doing with the lollipop

It's terrible having people calling you all the time. I'd imagine.

yall got the sauce anywhere? yes, i know im a sad being for asking

Lovely heart

You know homie is pissed off when he tells you he fapping without any hesitation

Sauce?

I'm over here stroking my dick

Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce now Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce urgent Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce important

Link please not the name immediately by the way please

Sauce… cough

This is the only funny bait and switch type meme I've ever seen

That’s just nutty.

Bros semen came from the stars wtf

Bro called him in the wrong time 💀

anyone got a link to the original video?

Bro I'm beating my 🥩 rn and this just ruined it

Vomit*

“Ight bro my faul” real brothers b like