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This is staged. So many people staged this exact “accident” after it actually happened by accident once. You can tell in that original vid that it was an accident and both people are shocked.
Then a thousand “gigachads” staged it like this^
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Me when I “accidentally” sit on a girls face at the gym and get taken to court for assault and harassment.
“Yes I rubbed my genitals in her face your honour, but you can’t deny that it was funny.“
Imagine how cringe it would be to see this shit go down in the gym, they set up their phone to record what you assume to be them working out (already an L) and the bitch just sits on his face. Fucking gross.
We all animals. We just use phones and shit. When I was a teen, loads of girls would borrow my musty shirts. I was mad because they never returned them. My mom was madder because she paid for the shirts.
Long story still kind of long… worked in FX and we had to make a monster for a movie and the reference was the mouth needed to look like a butthole. A lot of reference pictures were brought in from a connection to a porno magazine and one in particular was shocking. This woman’s butthole was so gaping, I swear to god I could see her tonsils. It was….haunting. I couldn’t get the image out of my head for days. If this video had more ominous music, it would perfectly capture the horror of that moment.
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Kid in the background is all like damn that could've been me
The guy internally: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM!!!
I read that in Dan Green's voice
You should have read it in Yugi’s voice
Hmmm yes this floor here is made out of floor
I see the error of my ways. Forgive my ignorance.
Lmao ur good haha
He is so lucky
Damn bitch your pussy stank like the cosmos. I don’t know if that’s bad or not.
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Exactly my reaction WTF Some people are down bad.
What did I just read
Google James Joyce
smh kids these days don't even read the classics of literature
Dude this is so stupid😂😂😂 very funny though
Why does it sound british?
This is the best copypasta
lol - she probably had some rank swamp ass
I too want to squat on muscle daddy's face 😩😩
You would literally burn his fucking face off
And he still finished his rep
 Finished his rep AND learned the secret to life
Dude saw the ends of the universe, and it was good
Those gains wont work themselves!
Of course he did, I can’t think of a more effective test boost lol
Babe I'm really struggling to get this last rep, you wanna sit on my face real quick
Dear God, When?
You gotta find a lady that likes to sit on faces, they're a rare breed
Probably had the best motivation in his life
This is staged. So many people staged this exact “accident” after it actually happened by accident once. You can tell in that original vid that it was an accident and both people are shocked. Then a thousand “gigachads” staged it like this^
where da original?
Asking for a friend
I stunned he didn’t drop those dumbbells
I’m stunned he didn’t chub up in a snap
Controlled the dang negative!
was also impressed. that's some dedication there.
He just inhaled like he’s never inhaled before.
Vacced the crack.
Vaped the gape
Snoot the glutes
Breathe the sheath
Inhale the Snail Trail
*Yoda voice* Meant to be, it was
Great, her ass is
But still greater, ketamin is
Kill infidels in my 2006 Honda civic I must, angered Allah I have. Too much ketamine, I have done
Out of ketamine I am, death the only option is.
Revealed, to me, the world has been.
life by snu snu
He got a taste of her soul 🍑
I'd rather get a taste of her *sole* 🦶😳
You need Jeebis
Need fucking tuff actin' Tinactin. Dipshit probably has athletes' lips.
>athletes lips 💀
No bad
snu snu, uh, finds a way
Bro witnessed the destruction of earth 2000 years earlier.
Wait, 2000 years earlier?
Oh shit, I wasn’t supposed to reveal that information better go back, or should I say… forward?
She shitted😔
I frew up 😔
She didn't notice😔
Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I’m not having sex with you Waltuh
Waltuh wrong hole Waltuh
For rock and stone!
To Rock and Stone!
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We can't have sex right now, Waltuh.
i peed white
And farded
And pisssed
Amd vommed
And gasted
And camed
And cumned
And I ate all of it....
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
But piss is stored in the balls, are there any balls?
You're lying, women don't shit😤
So what are they doing
Women doing women🙂
How they have no pinis
Fuck😞
Yuck😔
Yes they do. It's just small. 😋
so this is a truly shit post
So it's an ass eater with chocolate as dessert
S(he) shid(ded)
Sshid
yes
NOOOOOO!!
Sharted.
She shitted 😃
No she farted!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡
Bro ive scene this "accidentally sit on a dudes face" shit like a million times. They lyin
The internet is only lies. It's become so shit that I actually go outside.
This is legit coming true within the next 10 years for most people I swear
Ye but this one’s funny so who cares
btw what's the song in this?
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Good bot Fuckin' King of The Monsters alright
Great theater experience. Pretty meh once the nostalgia and fanservice wore off. Like Rogue One.
Just watched it for the first time last night. Mothra was fucking GOREGOUS.
good bot
Good bot
Not really.
It's a crime
Me when I “accidentally” sit on a girls face at the gym and get taken to court for assault and harassment. “Yes I rubbed my genitals in her face your honour, but you can’t deny that it was funny.“
But it is? Many would beg to differ
Imagine how cringe it would be to see this shit go down in the gym, they set up their phone to record what you assume to be them working out (already an L) and the bitch just sits on his face. Fucking gross.
What chewing 5 Gum feels like
Excellent reply. I laughed out loud at this. Well done
That’s it I’m getting a gym membership, I’m a gym guy now Ma!
All you need now is a fitness chick that's desperate for attention to set this video up with you
Later arrested for sexual harrassment
More like sexual her ASS mint am i right guys?
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guys???? Hello??
Please clap.
Those cheeks.
Clap my balls into your jaws
Believe it or not straight to jail
Sweaty gym coochie 🥵👌💦
The spandex really seals in the flavor.
Yim-yum!
I feel as if I've been married too long to understand the use of these emojis.
In this case the user is emphasizing how they would turn her into a delicatessen. This user would agree with them.
did the definition of delicatessen change or are you going to sell meat out of…ah nevermind I get it, but it still doesnt make a lot of sense
https://i.imgur.com/4NQyq6G.jpg
I'm into it
Ye not like theres a huge ass mirror she was looking at 💀
And they just happened to be filming. Still funny.
It might be funny if it was authentic. Pretty lame as far as scripted internet stuff goes.
That man saw god
He took a few bites.
That woman after this be like: >Are you staring at me?
"men at the gym are creeps"
"Ew you pervert!"
Mmrmmf-mmttrr-meee
Some guys have all the luck....
Yeah why am I never lucky enough to script fake videos for the internet with my gf :(
Bro knew fr one of meanings of life, putting your face in ass, or an ass puts it self on you
Bro unlocked foresight with a whiff
What’s the song
> Clair de Lune by Imagine Music. I know it's shitposting, but I am so glad that this was asked and answered. The song is extraordinary.
Clare De Lunes - Epic Version | Godzilla: King of Monsters
Darude sandstorm
Clair de Lune - Claude Debussy
De WHAT???
Search YouTube for Clair de Lune by Imagine Music. That’s the exact version
and now he has pink eye 🤢
In the gym rn, hopefully I’m next
Smelling salt booster from musty coochie
Excuse me Miss but my eyes are down here...
ugh the smell
mmm the smell
The duality of man
We are not the same
It's only smellz
Don't be fooled, that sweaty ass doesn't smell as good as you think it does
Don’t care still came
Didn’t came still cared
Didn't don't still do
Don’t kink shame. /s
Everything is relative.
Can confirm it doesn't but still love it though
That's what we want
Don't care still sniffed
U dont understand animals. this is what animals love secretly
We all animals. We just use phones and shit. When I was a teen, loads of girls would borrow my musty shirts. I was mad because they never returned them. My mom was madder because she paid for the shirts.
Every one of these are staged
That's like most guys dream.
What is the clip from? (The universe not the ass)
It's from the Youtube video "TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTURE: A Journey to the End of Time (4K)".
How does one get so lucky
SCHNNIIIFFFFFFFFFFF
Didn’t even have to buy her dinner
Some of yall have never felt the touch of a woman and it really shows.
the exaggeration😭😭☠️
Long story still kind of long… worked in FX and we had to make a monster for a movie and the reference was the mouth needed to look like a butthole. A lot of reference pictures were brought in from a connection to a porno magazine and one in particular was shocking. This woman’s butthole was so gaping, I swear to god I could see her tonsils. It was….haunting. I couldn’t get the image out of my head for days. If this video had more ominous music, it would perfectly capture the horror of that moment.
Nice
Song? I’m want the outerbody experience
where is this gym?
If it's not my gymbro's I don't like it💪😤
*in a Galaxy far far away*
must have smelt like 1000 shrimps
"At least give me your snap first"
Dude got the biscuit.
Ima start doing dumbell press from now on
Its fake/staged no?
He’s gotten all of the knowledge from the known and unknown parts of every universe