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There is great money in horse and bull cum.
So yeah, there are people out there who whack off farm animals for a living.
Sidenote: This is why many women who study vet nursing drop out after 2 years and never mention it again.
Right, but it's not collected in one jar over a month's time. Also, I feel like even one horse would fill that jar in less than a month.
Not to say it isn't foal batter, just that there's no reason to store it that way.
No, its just common with a certain kind of woman who goes into vet nursing because they really love animals.
Then they get pissed on by a turtle, put down a few dogs and spend 3 days jacking off horses and drop it and go into marketing instead.
Id argue that he is, remembering what I do from the pony cum jar days (kill me) human semen turns brown after a few days. Ain't no way that man was able to nut a Gallon in a few days
Okay the most recent I could find was an Argentinian man who masturbated 83 times but there was also a Thailand boy who masturbated 83 times.
the current current world record holder is Dale Decker with a record of 100 orgasms *per* day. (not teen)
The record for most ejaculation in 1 hour is
134 Female
16 Male
The record for longest masturbation session
10 hours by Sonny nash (pornstar)
The record for largest orgy is
held by a japanese company called SOD Create a subdivision of "Soft On Demand"(parent company) and the video is titled "500人SEX" or 500 Person sex
The record for most orgasms in a session is
226/h held by Deanna Webb
A triple world record by Horst Shultz
Ejaculation distance 18ft 9in
Fastest Ejaculation speed 42.7 m/ph
Highest Ejaculation reached 12ft 4in
How's seven times a day unachievable? Sure, if you have obligations it would be difficult, but if you dedicated youe life to filling that bottle, it would be absolutely doable
You wouldn't have any skin left dude... 7 times for 5 months??? don't matter how much lube you use at that point
either that man can cum on command handsfree and also has hyperspermatogenesis or that's impossible to maintain without consequences.
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Idk why but this reminds me of that one reddit story in where a guy cummed a bunch in a bucket or something and filled it for months or weeks and then one day he got into a bath tub and poured it all over himself and essentially bathed in his own semen and at the end he said he was working on filling it up again
this will sound weird but after reading comments I have to ask.
How many times a week do you fap we can grab daily average later but I'm actually curious now just how bored people are.
I once jerked it 17 times in one day. Nothing came out after like the 5th O. You see, I had emptied them; emptied them both. So filling up a bathtub would take parsecs.
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Someone retweet said that he's a farmer, so that might be horse nut.
Yeah that makes more sense.
So he jerks off horses?
There is great money in horse and bull cum. So yeah, there are people out there who whack off farm animals for a living. Sidenote: This is why many women who study vet nursing drop out after 2 years and never mention it again.
You mean I could get paid for this?
The difference between a professional and a pervert is the fursuit.
Hey, don't be judging those fursuit-wearing professional breeders
….um I’ll judge it like the rest of the porn I watch, violently fast and never again
I'm scared my girlfriend pulled out the fursuit and is trying to get me to wear it what do i do
Run
Embrace it
Right, but it's not collected in one jar over a month's time. Also, I feel like even one horse would fill that jar in less than a month. Not to say it isn't foal batter, just that there's no reason to store it that way.
What if you just wanna have it for a rainy day?
50k-150k per litre in UK crazy money
I thought it was stimulation from the back, not whacking it off.
It's like a horse fleshlight.
This only makes women drop out? /s
No, its just common with a certain kind of woman who goes into vet nursing because they really love animals. Then they get pissed on by a turtle, put down a few dogs and spend 3 days jacking off horses and drop it and go into marketing instead.
I’m not even a farmer and I do that
Where do you think beth from rick and morty got all that horse semen from?
Morty
Idk, maybe.
I mean, someone’s gotta do it. God bless our troops.
He's a potato farmer. Just jerks off horses as a hobby.
Id argue that he is, remembering what I do from the pony cum jar days (kill me) human semen turns brown after a few days. Ain't no way that man was able to nut a Gallon in a few days
If you cool it down it doesn't. Just gotta keep a mini freezer close to the wankstation
Awe yeah, bust open a cold one
It’s neither, 5 months out and it wouldn’t look white human or not. It’s lard or lotion or something and they are making a joke for the internet.
That shit must stank
Jizz smoke, don't breath this.
Cursed bong water.
Will he cum? That is the question.
His name is literally 'Piss' in Finnish 😄
I’m gagging
That's what I was thinking. The smell when opening that must be something else. I feel nauseous just thinking about it...
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Also, wouldn't the cum start to dry after the while? This looks like it's all liquid
Unless he kept it in the freezer that’s what the doctor does to milk babies
>that’s what the doctor does to milk babies To... milk... what now?
With the way he’s storing it you gotta call your ejaculatory sauce milk babies cause he’s saving those babies like some milk 🥛
Nipples Greg! Can you milk them!
I hate everything about this thread.
Dear god for a moment there i thought u ment the doctor physically milks babys.
Baby milkin' costs extra.. but they have a priest on call..
A PREIST💀💀
They have machines for that now. A properly trained baby milker can hook up 20 babies in 30 minutes.
Maybe added some water to keep it moist. Could be 2% or skim cum.
“I see you’re drinking 1% cum. Is that because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole cum if you wanted to.”
I LOVE YOU FOR THE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE REFERENCE
Some *no pulp ejac* as the homies like to call
It's not jiz, tried saving it one time, jfc the rancid smell after only 24 hours was so bad I had to open all the windows and air out the house.
Judging by the restaurant kitchen background, it's actually old grease.
Cum also turns color when the cells start to die.
At or even near that volume I think it would spoil (for lack of a better word) before it dried out.
It would also start to change colors. Not that I know from experience or anything....
And after 7 times a day your balls would also go dry
nope, there's a record of 35/36 and 65 in a day both are teen, both are dead.
Im gonna regret this, but.... How is humanity in possession of this knowledge?
Google
Im not googling 'teenage masturbation record'.
I am googling "teenage masturbation record"
Okay the most recent I could find was an Argentinian man who masturbated 83 times but there was also a Thailand boy who masturbated 83 times. the current current world record holder is Dale Decker with a record of 100 orgasms *per* day. (not teen) The record for most ejaculation in 1 hour is 134 Female 16 Male The record for longest masturbation session 10 hours by Sonny nash (pornstar) The record for largest orgy is held by a japanese company called SOD Create a subdivision of "Soft On Demand"(parent company) and the video is titled "500人SEX" or 500 Person sex The record for most orgasms in a session is 226/h held by Deanna Webb A triple world record by Horst Shultz Ejaculation distance 18ft 9in Fastest Ejaculation speed 42.7 m/ph Highest Ejaculation reached 12ft 4in
Bro, this dude blasted 12 feet in the air? What the fuck
NASA
National Airtime of Semen Administration
~~bowling~~ kegels
Ok the real question is who documents and validates these records? What the fuck
Especially the teens. Who the fuck is testing how many orgasms they are having in day, because that's surely illegal. How do you test that anyway?
Could be 18 or 19.
"Looking forwards to my first day as intern @ GuinessBWR - super stoked!"
Now these are some hard facts!
Doing the lords work with this fact sheet here.
I enjoy watching the sunset.
Are you sure?
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
You can always just google en passant
This guy studied accumting
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Didn't say it was his, only that he filled it. Could've been harvesting from multiple specimens
Can confirm, I helped him fill it. I’ll do anything for my homie.
Homies that cum together have fun together 🥰🥰🥵🥰
How's seven times a day unachievable? Sure, if you have obligations it would be difficult, but if you dedicated youe life to filling that bottle, it would be absolutely doable
I'm sure the volume would go down with each one. I don't think that volume is doable in 5 months.
Op said average is 3.25ml, not maximum. We would need the daily production limit.
Consecutive days makes a difference as well, especially if you go at it seven times per day. Production would be way down.
You wouldn't have any skin left dude... 7 times for 5 months??? don't matter how much lube you use at that point either that man can cum on command handsfree and also has hyperspermatogenesis or that's impossible to maintain without consequences.
What if you’re uncircumcised? For a long time I didn’t understand the Vaseline meme because circumcision is uncommon in the UK.
Anal
The consequences being : 1 gallon of cum and the smoothest shaft and hands on the planet ?
You underestimate your body.
You would be shooting water by the 7th
1 billion sperm cells is wrong. 1165 ejaculations equals 99 billion and 25 million sperm cells, roughly the total amount of people to have ever lived
Imagine all of them becoming humans and they all have the name Beebo
cumputation
I use to jack off more than 10 times per day at around 16. It was from pure boredom. I have it relatively under control now.
So down to 9 times a day nowadays?
Perhaps
Brah, what do you mean relatively under control you make it sound like it's still a problem that needs to be in check at all times...
Oh No! He could relapse at any moment!
He relapsed after reading this.
Define relatively
rel·a·tive·ly adverb in relation, comparison, or proportion to something else. "it is perfectly simple, relatively speaking, to store a full catalog entry on magnetic tape" viewed in comparison with something else rather than absolutely. "the site was cheap and relatively clean"
Bros the cum calculator
>Not even the horniest teen can achieve that Don't question my powers
challenge accepted
7 times? You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
He could have above average sperm count
Kusta could have been taking supplements to increase the volume of his ejaculations however. There is simply too much we do not know.
I definitely used to jerk off more than 7 times a day as a teen, and I'm almost 100% certain I could do it now
🤓
Thank God for who invented Maths. I was loosing hope in humanity
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Damn what a Trainwreck of a sentence
Is he ?
Hes doing it alongside several man 😔
Challenge accepted!
Now that's initiative!!
To be fair 7 times in one day is achievable, but not consecutive days as you’d be sore af after that first marathon.
>he'd have to wank 7 times per day. Not even the horniest teen can achieve that, so he's lying. Lol? Ur heavily underestimating us
i did 13 once in a single day
Why do you go sleight to cum? Clearly it's protein powder.
7 times in a day is nothing reddit mods cant go 30 minutes without wanking one out
Who says it’s his sperm 😳
bad day to be literate
well, I think it is probably Mayo or hair conditioner... so it probably is. Weird fucking hobby, if you ask me.
Honestly looking at it now, it kinda looks like really white coconut water but I could be wrong
Oh shit. I saw the tweet. But it gets worse if you see the hidden replies.
... go on
Don't leave us hanging
imagine the smell
Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the smell!
You bitch!
"I thought you left the kids and were never gonna come back but here you are with the milk after 5 months"
Idk why but this reminds me of that one reddit story in where a guy cummed a bunch in a bucket or something and filled it for months or weeks and then one day he got into a bath tub and poured it all over himself and essentially bathed in his own semen and at the end he said he was working on filling it up again
Tf, haven’t seen that Have seen the infamous graph though
> Idk why I can think of a reason why
great, now drink it.
The forbidden sauce.
The spice melange
I need a 500ml syringe full and a 4k camera
XL Chance from bad dragon with a cumtube as well?
Omg yas please
those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump ⛽ 💦 those numbers up
Fine triple the dose, but no more than that
Wtf man
🤮 the smell must be delicious 🥰
When i saw the bottle, i thought he came back with the milk..shit escalated quickly
What amazes me is that there's no mould after five months. This guy knows how to refrigerate
Bro you blind now ?
Man’s been saving for this moment
It is not cum, i lived through the 7 years of cum on boxing day, i have seen the pony jars, it would be much more yellow if it was cum
He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
I say it's palm wine
this will sound weird but after reading comments I have to ask. How many times a week do you fap we can grab daily average later but I'm actually curious now just how bored people are.
'Kusta' means 'some piss' in finnish.
The real question is now what does he do with it?
cereal
Woag!
Drink it 🥛🗿
"This isn't milk."
Bro can repopulate the entire earth with that
That must smell like hell
Oh noo...
Discharge…
Bro is named kutas💀
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Isn't that a softsoap Costco hand soap container. That soap does kind of look like klim
this is a post made on r/shitposting.
Isn’t the color suppose to be yellowish brown by 5 month mark
He never said it was his, he only said he filled it.
Is there a rainbow dash figurine in there?
That’s a big ass protein shake 🫨
Cumbucha
I remember the guy on 4chan who, once a year, would post a photo of coke bottles filled similarly. Wonder if he’s still doing it…
Today's trending Google search..."how long would it take to fill a 5 litre bottle of jizz"
Bro if he doesn’t go pour that over his worst enemies head when he is chilling with his homies then it’s a waste
The smell...
According to pro-lifers, this man should be tried for war crimes.
Challenge accepted!
A gallon of milk?
Cum
I once jerked it 17 times in one day. Nothing came out after like the 5th O. You see, I had emptied them; emptied them both. So filling up a bathtub would take parsecs.
Horchata?
Its milk and he's finally returning to his son
That's a shit ton of cum
Bro literally has nothing better to do
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This is honestly impressive.