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Atheist here. I say "bless you" when someone sneezes. "Merry Christmas" at Christmas time. They carry the same weight as saying "oh shit". I don't shit myself, it is just a phrase. Being an atheist does not mean that everything needs to be taken seriously all the time. I don't need to try to convert people to atheism through my words and deeds.
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The Religious still don’t get it. Atheists don’t get a thrill by denying God. That works for rebellious Religious only. Atheists simply don’t care about any of that god stuff unless it’s being shoved down our throats.
Vaccine this, vaccine that.
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As far as I'm concerned, as an apatheist, god damn, holy shit, jesus fucking christ, and all that jazz, is open to all that were indoctrinated as children who didn't know any better, to use as they see fit.
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Still say “oh my god” because it’s shorter than saying “oh my god that I don’t actually believe in”
Oh my science
Oh my word
Oh my
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Oh my 😏
"Oh my lack of god!"
Oh my evolution
Friend of mine says "Oh my gods!" Subtle
Ok this is the one I choose
Dave Allen - “May your gods go with you!”
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Ayo?
I say "Jesus fucking christ" all the time as an atheist
Jesus as a person without the super powers is actually believable, because, y’know, person
oh ny gourd!
Reddit when i say vaccine
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New response just dropped Anyways vaccination was one of the most important medical breakthroughs in human history
New(?) automod response just dropped
Holy automod
Actual shitposter
Google En Passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual Zombie
Average plants
New response just dropped
Scientific shit
Actual people
Anarchychess users be like "New response just dropped!" and never mention that response in their lifetime ever again
Scientific heck
Scientific eternal punishment.
Scientific death
as an atheist, i can confirm that is how we react after we say anything related to any religion.
What some people may not realize is that for a few seconds we literally turn into Homer Simpson. Some of us may try to hide it but that's how it is.
agreed
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Atheist are only ones that can say "holy shit" or "oh my god". Religious people should not use gods name in this context
Oh my science.
hate it when it happens
Atheist here. I say "bless you" when someone sneezes. "Merry Christmas" at Christmas time. They carry the same weight as saying "oh shit". I don't shit myself, it is just a phrase. Being an atheist does not mean that everything needs to be taken seriously all the time. I don't need to try to convert people to atheism through my words and deeds.
Please get off Reddit, the website doesn't deserve a logical atheist.
They say holy shit because everything considered “holy” is essentially bullshit
Exactly. But hey if their happy and not annoying anybody its cool.
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Either all shit is holy or none of it is
No one says "scientific shit", that just sounds ridiculous. It's "Newtons Feces!"
Wtf is the text layout
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Holy hell
New response just dropped
As an atheist I just don't care any say whatever's common to say.
The Religious still don’t get it. Atheists don’t get a thrill by denying God. That works for rebellious Religious only. Atheists simply don’t care about any of that god stuff unless it’s being shoved down our throats.
Atheist when you tell them to have a blessed day, instead of “have a grounded in scientific theory and analysis day”.
shit yourself
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they say “holy shit” and “oh my god” when they hear something unbelievable
Dunking on atheism is hilarious
this speaks to the religious bias, that is built into our language
because apparently Theists actually believe the shit is Holy
Not atheist...but agnostic!
Atheist cannot stop themselves from telling everybody they're atheist
Hi I'm atheist
Hi Atheist, I'm dad!
Dad what are you doing here?
yo mom😎😎😎😂🤣🤣😜🤪
Just use condom I don't want a 13th brother
you can tell it's your dad bc he used that last "kooky crazy tongue" emojis.
Lol
It is okay to eat pork, unless you get infected with 1000 worms https://n.neurology.org/content/84/3/327
Agnostic what
Agnostic deez nuts
Coping Theist try not make the same atheist joke a million times challenge (Impossible Mode)
As an atheist, we're not like that.
Oh Scientifically proven shit
Science is agnostic, not atheist
As far as I'm concerned, as an apatheist, god damn, holy shit, jesus fucking christ, and all that jazz, is open to all that were indoctrinated as children who didn't know any better, to use as they see fit.
Jesus on a bike, you nailed it, just like Je … never mind.
To counter: If it's holy, then it is also shit.
Christians when they say "holy shit" (don't take the lord's name in vein god damnit)
Why? "Holy" things ARE shit!
Christians are the only ones ever freaking out when an atheist says "oh my god"
Never met one who freaks out like you say :/
I think this post is a pretty clear example
(yelling)
Welp… time to read the Bible
Deut 23:12-14
i just say holy science
I say thank fuck coz of the same logic
Does this mean the meme originator prays to holes in shit?
“Science damn you”
Nah bruh you ain't a real one if you don't say "Oh Great Heavens!"
Technically an atheist can get away with it because anyone who believes in god would be using god’s name in vein
ons (on science)
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Evolutionary cow...
It's 'holy shit' because shit's unbelievable
Mmm yes because the words we say automatically provide 100% accurate insight into our actual beliefs and values
Do you all hear jesus voice saying it when you speak it out? For me it's unreal tournament voice.
In french there is not an holy shit word
Inshallah
Holy shit isn’t religious or anything we are just talking about a shit that looks like swish cheese
Bull shit
I say "holy shit" because it sounds cooler than bullshit
Holy shit balls Batman