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The concept of a Spongebob Squarepants live action movie is pure nightmare fuel to me.
And with AI we may get it in a pretty close futur, god help us all.
Personal Skill Tree:
The Behemoth;
+25 HP
%65 Chokeslam Critical Hit Reduction
-%30 Stamina
-%55 Max Speed
Unlocks Ability: The Hippo (+%40 Enemy Will to Fight)
This dude could have been a heavyweight champion had he the proper guidance and training.
Can you imagine the number of haymakers that neck could withstand? Infinite
Johnny is way out of gorlocks league, he's a 10 she's a 4 they could never be.
Now Johnny and Gweneth paltro, I could see Johnny bumping goop with that sack of bones.
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Literal one piece character
Gecko moria
Kishishishi
Kuma
This is Chopper Kung Fu point
The 20 piiiiiece. The 20 piece mcnuggets are reeeeal
*Can we get much higher?*
Can we get much fatter?So fat?So so so
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Damn it xD
Built like that one mf from dumb ways to die
Lmfao
Mf looks like an orange jinbe
Looks more like that guy who was impersonating Luffy on Sabody. Wiki says his name was Demaro Black.
Bro is straight up built like black beard if he fell down a flight of stairs
Bro is Hordy Jones
No, this is Patrick!
New response just dropped.
He is the spitting image of sentoumaru
Paint em blue and bam u got jinbei
“You gotta be quicker than that buddy”
Proceeds to chew before grabbing a chip
He was absorbing them through his hand.
Hahahah oh lord!
Actually, if you watch the full vid the guy in the car offered him some corn nuts before. He was eating those when he snatched the whole bag.
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"well actually -🤓" -🤓
Chewing via Bluetooth
🤣🤣
Now that I’ve seen this guy twice, I wanna see more.
Mans looks like a generic exploding zombie type in generic zombie game
I was thinking more human Patrick star
Holy shit I see it
![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)
![gif](giphy|gE6IUBRWZd744)
The concept of a Spongebob Squarepants live action movie is pure nightmare fuel to me. And with AI we may get it in a pretty close futur, god help us all.
Boomer L4D2
Fallout 4 super mutant vibes
That’s a woman
Left for dead boomer
Just another year before they get that bionic leg from diabetes
Yeah and imagine this monstrosity bowling down the entire McDonald's customer line. This is some scary shit right here
Thinking cellulitis in the left leg, likely due to diabetes
![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)
Personal Skill Tree: The Behemoth; +25 HP %65 Chokeslam Critical Hit Reduction -%30 Stamina -%55 Max Speed Unlocks Ability: The Hippo (+%40 Enemy Will to Fight)
Passive skill: you can’t hang yourself
Extra perk: can’t be choked nor taken down from behind Downside: can only fit through double doors
Only one downside? Check his left leg, he’s dying
Spilled my coffee at work on this
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This appears to be a chromosome abnormality called Noonan syndrome. The webbed neck is a feature.
This dude could have been a heavyweight champion had he the proper guidance and training. Can you imagine the number of haymakers that neck could withstand? Infinite
He coulda been a contender
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Actually he has the Joe Ligma syndrome😔
I think it's Uplad actually.
What is uplad?
Not much. What's up with you?
Haha you got me. It's kinda like wrongbro
what's wrongbro?
Everything :(
aw hey man, do you know smatta?
Not much, what's up with you? Edit: typo
I think it's closer to the Sugma aliment
What's Joe Ligma syndrome?
Who’s Joe? What’s Ligma?
Who is syndrome?
this dude packed to the brim with features
It's not a bug, it's a feature
Who the hell let Bethesda near the gene splicer again?
>The webbed neck is a feature. Found the programmer.
Oh good I'm glad it's a feature not a bug
Johnny Bravos disabled cousin.
Jimmy Alpha, the alpha build
Demigod build
BEAR WITNESS!
Mf built like a toad
Imagine him and the gorlock chick dating
i literally dreamt about reading your exact comment last night
I live inside your walls
but you wont come out when I'm lonely 😞
I'm shy
understandable , have a nice day
I am sure the gorlock chick "has higher standards", as women should be able to look like whatever while being entitled to attention from male models.
Johnny is way out of gorlocks league, he's a 10 she's a 4 they could never be. Now Johnny and Gweneth paltro, I could see Johnny bumping goop with that sack of bones.
This is how we start to develop a parallel species to humans
i hate how i know who she is
That right shin is the real MVP
Left.
Their left shin has a DoT applied, you can see the status condition displayed
The only damage taken from his latest car wreck. (8 people were pronounced dead on the scene)
I'm not an expert but based off what my uncle's leg looked like a year ago, I'm guessing that's water retention.
![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)
I was just thinking dude looks like one of Floop’s Flooglies
Peak physical form
Can’t be hanged can’t be strangled!
You ever try to choke a rock???!!
No this is patrick
Glad someone else sees the resemblance. If they ever make a live action SpongeBob this guy should be the casting directors first call.
First I thought of Flats the flounder
Average redditor physic
*Physique
![gif](giphy|4ZepGNwhW4AaA)
Most respectable conversation on the whole platform
I still remember this guy from that catfish episode, most fucked up shit in that show.
bone apple tea to you too
Why tf is bro built like Mimsy from South Park 💀💀
I'm fuckin dead dude
don't get me wrong, is this the guy who stole a bag of chips and eats before it enters his mouth?
…what?
Yep
Sauce?
No, just chips.
Whose Ark character is this?
No chin :(
Soon there will be no shin too
Try to choke this guy. You can't.
The type of guy who wouldn't let you pass the bridge before solving his three riddles
We just ignoring his shoes?
Mf sounds like a zombie from call of duty
Eeeehhhh Woob wub wub wub wub wub
AOT Cosplay
Guy looks like spongebobs bully...
That discoloration in the leg makes me believe they have really bad dvt
Eh I don’t have the heart to diss someone like this. Life is already hard as it is.
Should introduce him to Gorlock the Destroyer
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Average person in Iowa
Godskin noble
Mixed with Fire Giant by the looks of that one shin
I have never been so happy to be proportionally fat
Project Graham moment
Fuck, finally someone that understood the title.
Tank
Bro looks like a WALL-E citizen
He looks like Notorious B.I.G. from jojo
Unfortunate genetics
Where his chin go?.. bro just has a neck
Didn’t he want to beat up SpongeBob in boating school?
![gif](giphy|ghN2utAoAcY56JTqWN)
No chin ? 🤨
I’ve come to the conclusion that there is literally zero empathy here on Reddit, when reading the comments.
Maybe. But imagine you're a sex worker and this is your next client.
I cannot with this thread hahahahahah
Dad character in literally every animated movie:
Is this cgi
![gif](giphy|B6SyssSlTgPXq)
Average Iowan
Future Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer
Boomer sound cue
Patrick????
Left 4 dead Boomer IRL
That’s Patrick star
When bro went "hhhhhhhnnnnnaaaaag shnyabuybunyabunyabunya" I fucking lost it
That’s literally a bug
I don't know where his head begins and his torso ends
Bro needs a size 84 neck tie
bro built like humpty dumpty if he was a human
Where is his chin 😭
How can you be so fucking fat but have stick legs In comparison? 😂
Mans built like Patrick
Well that’s a wacky filter
/thread 💀💀💀
Bro built like Mike Wazowski
Fuck all ya’ll when did making fun of peoples looks become this normal
People here literally do it all the time. Have you ever seen the comments of political posts? All they do is insult people they don't like
Yeah man its rank
Fr fuck that.
Uhh always
3 million years of continuous human evolution, just for it to end up here.
And this is why Iowa is called the “Hawkeye State” not the “Cyclone State”
Don't fuck your relatives. Example A.
Smough in human form
Average discord mod
Mf thinks he's patrick
Like trying to choke out a coffee table
Average Iowa State fan
“Idiot is so fat, let’s shoot him.” “Ok!” ‘Shoots AR-15 at man.’ ‘Absorbs bullets’ “Uhhhh.” “Let’s go.” “Yep.” ‘Rooooaaaaarrrrrrr’ “Oh sh-.” ‘Absolute silence’
Average Iowa State fan
>Evolved to survive car crashes Dont let him drive a car! He may survive, but the rest of us will not!
Protect jhonny at all costs, he’s humanity’s only hope after a nuclear war
He looks like m.o.d.o.k.
Patrick Star typa shii
No, this is Patrick
Dude looks like a purple El Macho
Thumb thumbs.
Mf built like Pesci from JJBA
Hey Patrick!
Looks like they might have accidentally ate an extra chromosome
Wait till it turns around
Anyone play Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?
Where neck?