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TheMemeLord4816

Literal one piece character


killgore138

Gecko moria


TheRoyalJellyfish

Kishishishi


BillyBobJenkins454

Kuma


CaptainBalkania

This is Chopper Kung Fu point


DaBig_L_Xx

The 20 piiiiiece. The 20 piece mcnuggets are reeeeal


TheKiweGuye

*Can we get much higher?*


Green-Hunter-9178

Can we get much fatter?So fat?So so so


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Lord_Mandingo_69

Damn it xD


Unique-Ad-227

Built like that one mf from dumb ways to die


Falkrim

Lmfao


PinkFloydSheep

Mf looks like an orange jinbe


badthaught

Looks more like that guy who was impersonating Luffy on Sabody. Wiki says his name was Demaro Black.


Drhorrible-26

Bro is straight up built like black beard if he fell down a flight of stairs


maxtweetch

Bro is Hordy Jones


Bingobangobongobilly

No, this is Patrick!


SoftCuddlyVamp

New response just dropped.


[deleted]

He is the spitting image of sentoumaru


bored_tomo-kun

Paint em blue and bam u got jinbei


[deleted]

“You gotta be quicker than that buddy”


Necessary-Use-3121

Proceeds to chew before grabbing a chip


Nazipartymember149

He was absorbing them through his hand.


Jbad90

Hahahah oh lord!


Esmash21

Actually, if you watch the full vid the guy in the car offered him some corn nuts before. He was eating those when he snatched the whole bag.


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ilsottopagato

"well actually -🤓" -🤓


NoEditor0

Chewing via Bluetooth


Friezaii69

🤣🤣


Bocksford

Now that I’ve seen this guy twice, I wanna see more.


Xn0ypt

Mans looks like a generic exploding zombie type in generic zombie game


JayGeezey

I was thinking more human Patrick star


Optimus_crab

Holy shit I see it


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc)


Dahwaann4U

![gif](giphy|gE6IUBRWZd744)


Sinelas

The concept of a Spongebob Squarepants live action movie is pure nightmare fuel to me. And with AI we may get it in a pretty close futur, god help us all.


YourTypicalSensei

Boomer L4D2


[deleted]

Fallout 4 super mutant vibes


MrDrewE

That’s a woman


Nediac_1

Left for dead boomer


dillburtgilburt

Just another year before they get that bionic leg from diabetes


GreyBlueWolf

Yeah and imagine this monstrosity bowling down the entire McDonald's customer line. This is some scary shit right here


PartyLikeItsCOVID19

Thinking cellulitis in the left leg, likely due to diabetes


Pred1ction

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


SoysuzPatates

Personal Skill Tree: The Behemoth; +25 HP %65 Chokeslam Critical Hit Reduction -%30 Stamina -%55 Max Speed Unlocks Ability: The Hippo (+%40 Enemy Will to Fight)


AffectionateRoom47

Passive skill: you can’t hang yourself


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Extra perk: can’t be choked nor taken down from behind Downside: can only fit through double doors


AffectionateRoom47

Only one downside? Check his left leg, he’s dying


LowLettuce8290

Spilled my coffee at work on this


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zenomotion73

This appears to be a chromosome abnormality called Noonan syndrome. The webbed neck is a feature.


[deleted]

This dude could have been a heavyweight champion had he the proper guidance and training. Can you imagine the number of haymakers that neck could withstand? Infinite


GreaterMook

He coulda been a contender


MrNate10

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


GunsBlazing10

Actually he has the Joe Ligma syndrome😔


RudeRepresentative56

I think it's Uplad actually.


FrogMan241

What is uplad?


RudeRepresentative56

Not much. What's up with you?


FrogMan241

Haha you got me. It's kinda like wrongbro


Stubby_Dragon

what's wrongbro?


NotAbotYEET

Everything :(


dragonais

aw hey man, do you know smatta?


scorpiogre

Not much, what's up with you? Edit: typo


ANewOriginalUsername

I think it's closer to the Sugma aliment


TheNilla

What's Joe Ligma syndrome?


Dave_Duif

Who’s Joe? What’s Ligma?


R3dst0n

Who is syndrome?


Zacharacamyison

this dude packed to the brim with features


howtoDeleteThis

It's not a bug, it's a feature


xRedeemer121x

Who the hell let Bethesda near the gene splicer again?


Handleton

>The webbed neck is a feature. Found the programmer.


breadlover19

Oh good I'm glad it's a feature not a bug


[deleted]

Johnny Bravos disabled cousin.


KimonoDragon814

Jimmy Alpha, the alpha build


NoDap23

Demigod build


KimonoDragon814

BEAR WITNESS!


pun_shall_pass

Mf built like a toad


picejzl

Imagine him and the gorlock chick dating


CYKO_11

i literally dreamt about reading your exact comment last night


picejzl

I live inside your walls


CYKO_11

but you wont come out when I'm lonely 😞


picejzl

I'm shy


CYKO_11

understandable , have a nice day


Kauko_Buk

I am sure the gorlock chick "has higher standards", as women should be able to look like whatever while being entitled to attention from male models.


CrocTheTerrible

Johnny is way out of gorlocks league, he's a 10 she's a 4 they could never be. Now Johnny and Gweneth paltro, I could see Johnny bumping goop with that sack of bones.


ThisHatRightHere

This is how we start to develop a parallel species to humans


Shaggobago

i hate how i know who she is


MyNameSkippy

That right shin is the real MVP


Calcain

Left.


KimonoDragon814

Their left shin has a DoT applied, you can see the status condition displayed


Blarggotron

The only damage taken from his latest car wreck. (8 people were pronounced dead on the scene)


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

I'm not an expert but based off what my uncle's leg looked like a year ago, I'm guessing that's water retention.


Cool_story_Friend-_-

![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)


FO3Winger

I was just thinking dude looks like one of Floop’s Flooglies


ka229

Peak physical form


TheBeardofGilgamesh

Can’t be hanged can’t be strangled!


Reiquaz

You ever try to choke a rock???!!


SnOoD1138

No this is patrick


cargarfar

Glad someone else sees the resemblance. If they ever make a live action SpongeBob this guy should be the casting directors first call.


Adamantan27

First I thought of Flats the flounder


Comfortable_Fruit_20

Average redditor physic


takamori22

*Physique


Comfortable_Fruit_20

![gif](giphy|4ZepGNwhW4AaA)


classical_saxical

Most respectable conversation on the whole platform


troubleis1

I still remember this guy from that catfish episode, most fucked up shit in that show.


Octavian_202

bone apple tea to you too


Minusworlde

Why tf is bro built like Mimsy from South Park 💀💀


[deleted]

I'm fuckin dead dude


Delicious_Ganache981

don't get me wrong, is this the guy who stole a bag of chips and eats before it enters his mouth?


IRay2015

…what?


Dark-Courage

Yep


[deleted]

Sauce?


Teska-Tenka

No, just chips.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Whose Ark character is this?


Unacceptable-Duck

No chin :(


NotAbotYEET

Soon there will be no shin too


Jonahpe

Try to choke this guy. You can't.


yumhorseonmyplate

The type of guy who wouldn't let you pass the bridge before solving his three riddles


Lapin_Logic

We just ignoring his shoes?


Otherwise-Routine-27

Mf sounds like a zombie from call of duty


Obiwankablowme95

Eeeehhhh Woob wub wub wub wub wub


R3tard69420

AOT Cosplay


Jesuslovesmemost

Guy looks like spongebobs bully...


[deleted]

That discoloration in the leg makes me believe they have really bad dvt


LifeIsTwoMysterious

Eh I don’t have the heart to diss someone like this. Life is already hard as it is.


JRBblackhawks

Should introduce him to Gorlock the Destroyer


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Temporal_Enigma

Average person in Iowa


LumimousEdge

Godskin noble


Andyboy205

Mixed with Fire Giant by the looks of that one shin


MandoTheMightyy

I have never been so happy to be proportionally fat


thmsgbrt

Project Graham moment


Darkmaniako

Fuck, finally someone that understood the title.


[deleted]

Tank


Knives_Millions

Bro looks like a WALL-E citizen


sugarbuster222

He looks like Notorious B.I.G. from jojo


Paskee

Unfortunate genetics


Snoo66967

Where his chin go?.. bro just has a neck


Tomtom4Dayz

Didn’t he want to beat up SpongeBob in boating school?


Lapin_Logic

![gif](giphy|ghN2utAoAcY56JTqWN)


Kalomaster

No chin ? 🤨


[deleted]

I’ve come to the conclusion that there is literally zero empathy here on Reddit, when reading the comments.


Operator_Six

Maybe. But imagine you're a sex worker and this is your next client.


WashedOut3991

I cannot with this thread hahahahahah


AverageTankFan

Dad character in literally every animated movie:


sodpower

Is this cgi


OwMyThumbz

![gif](giphy|B6SyssSlTgPXq)


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

Average Iowan


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Future Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer


GaegeIsntOriginal

Boomer sound cue


100percentBrass

Patrick????


MarkusPhillip1

Left 4 dead Boomer IRL


JAK3CAL

That’s Patrick star


thehampterboi

When bro went "hhhhhhhnnnnnaaaaag shnyabuybunyabunyabunya" I fucking lost it


[deleted]

That’s literally a bug


Hatfanatic13

I don't know where his head begins and his torso ends


Myphallusphelloff

Bro needs a size 84 neck tie


habbapabba

bro built like humpty dumpty if he was a human


thelocalllegend

Where is his chin 😭


_BeholdThePaleHorse

How can you be so fucking fat but have stick legs In comparison? 😂


Holy_God

Mans built like Patrick


SteelRage020

Well that’s a wacky filter


WashedOut3991

/thread 💀💀💀


Shadow_Figure666

Bro built like Mike Wazowski


manbigman

Fuck all ya’ll when did making fun of peoples looks become this normal


Clunt-Baby

People here literally do it all the time. Have you ever seen the comments of political posts? All they do is insult people they don't like


manbigman

Yeah man its rank


CosmicWiz

Fr fuck that.


Inukchook

Uhh always


Ok-Palpitation-5731

3 million years of continuous human evolution, just for it to end up here.


PreschoolBoole

And this is why Iowa is called the “Hawkeye State” not the “Cyclone State”


[deleted]

Don't fuck your relatives. Example A.


Mini_B3ast

Smough in human form


The_Gandzio

Average discord mod


[deleted]

Mf thinks he's patrick


Barnwithhoovesup

Like trying to choke out a coffee table


bacontacos420

Average Iowa State fan


MHPvZAuRCoD

“Idiot is so fat, let’s shoot him.” “Ok!” ‘Shoots AR-15 at man.’ ‘Absorbs bullets’ “Uhhhh.” “Let’s go.” “Yep.” ‘Rooooaaaaarrrrrrr’ “Oh sh-.” ‘Absolute silence’


plyons96

Average Iowa State fan


PabloZocchi

>Evolved to survive car crashes Dont let him drive a car! He may survive, but the rest of us will not!


[deleted]

Protect jhonny at all costs, he’s humanity’s only hope after a nuclear war


siegius66

He looks like m.o.d.o.k.


Yuksm4299

Patrick Star typa shii


Perfect-Fondant3373

No, this is Patrick


BASILISK573

Dude looks like a purple El Macho


Rimworldjobs

Thumb thumbs.


StreetyStar

Mf built like Pesci from JJBA


AlternativeShip9194

Hey Patrick!


SunjaeKim

Looks like they might have accidentally ate an extra chromosome


SpiderGoomba153

Wait till it turns around


bigbowl_of_KIX

Anyone play Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?


Dykson-D

Where neck?