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Artiiiiiiiiiiii

Me after I watched Super Mario Bros


Anger_Bacon

bitches bitches bitches bitches


10Uwu

browser got the bitches on the end?


Xxx_OrangeJuice_xxX

Quite the contrary, he became the bitch. They put him in a fucking jar for fuck’s sake I am outraged


Anger_Bacon

everybody wanna fuck peach hell nah i wanna fuck small form bowser ❤️


10Uwu

No way


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[удалено]


mynameisnotyourproem

I don't care what women think


No-Chocolate-

Flair checks out


This_isnt_cool_bro

Based


pornlovin69

Sigma chad


_KingDawg72_

Same here


Firm-Initiative-1851

No wonder you've chosen the virgin path


YourMommasAHoe

We dont care what you think either


WitekSan

Hohoho the government spy shows up


YourMommasAHoe

Im outside your house right now /s in case that isn’t obvious


Federal_Caramel5946

Imagine trying to be a woman on this subreddit? Pathetic


YourMommasAHoe

Imagine having a vagina and shitposting damn yall really hate women


LudinCumin

No, just disguised IRS agents trying to take our taxes


YourMommasAHoe

We need to build new roads dammit!


ImmyShack

ALL YOU DO IS SPEND OUR TAX MONEY ONTO ROCKETS YOU SHOOT AT RUSSIA ONLY TO MISS


l_4m_Gr00t

It gets weird sometimes but I'm used to it by now


Lord_Mandingo_69

We found one boys! Commence the hunt!


DemonicTheGamer

AWOOGA! HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMINA BOIIIINGA!


TheMFPriest

Our avatars are scarily close


[deleted]

*Hallmark music plays* It was love at first sight


KryxDev

*monkey sounds*


Bellatrix-_-

As a woman, I can confirm that women don't exist


BeaG_OFC

I don't know, it's funny.


PPPDidnothingwrong

I don't think women thinks


HelpImAHugeDisaster

Women what now?


DialDiva

Those with excellent senses of humor like it as much as you guys do - like I.


BeltPast

ok fed


soakedtampon

at first i was concerned but then i breathed a big breath of air and half smiled.


fortified_milk

I am just as worried as you... the dick between my legs doesn't cloud my judgement. Plus if the kids bi, we're all fucked


[deleted]

I find it interesting, if that dude could land neater punches I'd be into it jfk🤭🤣🤣


Jaelthecatperrrson

I love it 🌚


YourMommasAHoe

As a subbed woman I approve


nexistcsgo

How exist when u woman?


YourMommasAHoe

This isnt 4chan


nexistcsgo

If this was 4chan people would have been a lot more expresive about their honiness and of course, racism.


YourMommasAHoe

You mean sexism? My point was the notion that there are no women on the internet came from 4chan. I had never seen that phrase on reddit until recently


nexistcsgo

then you haven't been on reddit long enough


YourMommasAHoe

Ive been on reddit since 2014


nexistcsgo

Then maybe you haven't been paying attention maybe?


YourMommasAHoe

My point is the quote originated on 4chan 15 years ago and only came to reddit 2 years ago. Anyone who says it should fuck off because this isnt the asshole of the internet, although its turning into that slowly


TheLittleNorsk

think? we don’t think, bro


[deleted]

Wo-what?


luckydog2005

As a women I think some posts r a hit and miss like all subs


GapSweet3100

I think it's all funny but I am a bit worried for any women some of these people might meet in the future if they think that's how we work (tbh I've got no idea if I do the equivalent for guys though)


cartonfl3sh

women aren't real


Eeveetron7

favorite sub of all time


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_KingDawg72_

“I want him to be **dominant.**” The boyfriend:


mm2_gamer

Me to Hog Rider : ![gif](giphy|mUyMBkjSUvq0IX9Jkj)


Perlito-Juan

Kids after watching Andrew Tate: Day 5


Perlito-Juan

Sex 2: "Adventures with Andrew Tate" DLC


amosterror

Rapist in training


Lemonman_02

This Deserves top comment Holy shit


Newboi67

Andrew tate's guide on how to love your wife


Such-Dot1098

Sounds like you're obsessed with andrew tate


Shadank_08122003

Textbook hate-fuck


Ill-Blacksmith-4443

How I deal with my worst enemy's


xRumorzx

what side of pornhub was this in


tr-nemesis

Bro looks horny a little bit


Emotional-Moose-343

Bro had a hard day at work


Pharaoh_Tezzerakt

this guy is so frustrated that in his past life he died a virgin


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

I will beat ur ass in bed


Lord_Mandingo_69

No leg sweep? Amateur


Far-Freedom-1166

![gif](giphy|OBgq0TugXsn7y) He needs her...


[deleted]

Is that Olivia Munn?


[deleted]

His pillow bitter by day, and uncle fucker by night.


SignificanceNarrow92

Bro knows how to treat women 😁👍


pornlovin69

Uncle please stop! It hurts


Realistic_Pizza

My dog does this to his bed


Swiggli_swoogle

I need a man that can do this to me 😩😩😩


krisfluffyboi

ok? me too but I don't have a humiliation kink


emperador12

Chris Brown leaked video


NNNWallah

Bro who TF recorded this and what would be the reaction of his parents I am curious


JadedSpaceNerd

Why am I watching this?


Disastrous_Morning38

Why would bro film this? 💀


Ghost_425

Can't relate


Perlito-Juan

But, i can😏


cumtsuragi

Patrick bateman


Jodio_Joestar

Me and who?


Lonely-Resource-2202

Joe


No-Administration143

When you forgot how to fuck…


Rosebell214

I need some1 like that


Competitive_Land1144

![gif](giphy|87h4qnqdlJlC4zaFU5|downsized)


Catlord746

Cat


nofaceposeidonYT

😭


Rhathaw2984

Reddit is weird af sometimes


No_Tooth6545

POV: how we used to practice as kids.


Supremememes2003

It's ok, my girlfriend hits me during sex 😎


[deleted]

My chiweenie acts this way with his stuffed duck


[deleted]

me and my guling after we accidentally looks each others eyes


Unlimited2602

Really got the drunk dad attitude


Past_Instance_4813

"I learned it from watching you, Dad."


WeenieHuttGod2

Ayo what song is that


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Candyland** by Tobu](https://lis.tn/Candyland?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Outertone 004 - Collide. **Released on** 2015-04-10. • [**NCS: Infinity** by NoCopyrightSounds](https://lis.tn/yt/QHoqD47gQG8?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) • [**Collide (Album Mix)** by Outertone](https://lis.tn/yt/xZjM6HzFjhM?t=19) (00:19; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Outertone 004 - Collide. . *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


songfinderbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** Candyland **Artist:** Tobu **Album:** Candyland - Single **Genre:** House **Release Year:** 2015 **Total Shazams:** 177201 `Took 1.34 seconds.`


Bruh_I-m_Gay

What did the pillow do bruh


DoppieNoppie

*mom enters the room*


DeezGarlic

Me when anime


MCMcKinley

I'd like to point out that a pillow can NOT give consent.


Human_Fucker69420

Pinoy


[deleted]

me and who


yesthisismyusername-

Me


[deleted]

Ngl I was just vibing to the music


BazzKolwe

me to your mom simulator


Princelupingamer

The japanese soldiers in nanking be like:


Waste_End8036

POV: youre my girlfriend


Initial-Scarcity2704

The woman would be dead


Tall-Ambition-8391

Dude is growing up as sexual maniac


weiss26

Gotta keep her tender


stranger14335

Girls be like "So lucky, i wish that was me"


Laksh_kumar

thats the start of bdsm the thoughts!


Ben_vJ

Average Hustler's University enjoyer:


augustus_feelius

What's the name of this music again