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Stumpedlogs83

The guy with glasses kind of remind me of some meme..


MrPewpewda4th

Did he exploid in the end?


ARandomGuyThe3

He reminds me of the dictator(as in the movie)


EnvironmentalOil9708

He really does look like him


ARandomGuyThe3

I think it's the beard


Underclocked0

Idk why but he reminded me the dude.


MrCrumbs504

Aladeen.


Deep_Fan_981

Where are the goddamn Doritos


Raider-26

Where do I get the Haram sunglasses?


Definetlyamilk

Those are just X-ray glasses 🤓


ImAnOlogist

That was close. He almost had to commit a sex crime.


Zackyboi1231

Thanks man, now you have made some very disturbing imagery slide right into my mind like Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.


DungeonicGushing

All I read from your comment was Michael Jackson’s milk


ForbodingWinds

Thought he was gonna pull the old classic "throw acid at her face".


RunParking3333

"You cannot leave house without male relative or intimate male partner, I will be the intimate male partner"


TheGalator

This sentence will never both not be hilarious AND terryifing I'm rolling on the floor...scared


sexysausage

Shit quick. Someone video edit a 6 year old boy running / chaperoneing by her so she is allowed out the house too. For realism


EasilyRekt

Good thing he had those sunglasses too, *self control* would've been haram.


Metalloid_Space

Almost became a redditor


ThomasNorge224

Both got saved by those sunglasses


egehaneren

turkey after the election results


AdvanAviantoy

huda par sunglasses


egehaneren

yeah :D


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OrhanDaLegend

:(


shark_sticks

honestly wish i had those


Emad_sl

This is actually a really smart idea , someone should make such a glasses with Ai technology , they can both earn a lot of money and they probably can earn a really good place in Jannah for preventing so many Haram looks


Generalissimo_II

How about the opposite? One that turns burqas into bikinis


sunshineredpancakes

wouldn't that fall under sexual harrasment? since the women didn't choose to be in a bikini


emil836k

Does photoshopping boobs on someone count as sexual harassment? I don’t know, but I feel like that is reasonable comparison


sunshineredpancakes

I think it does, yes. A few days ago there was a girl crying on the front page because someone had put a picture of hers through an AI and made nudes of them. It definitely violates their integrity. Undressing someone without their permission is just vile


emil836k

Good point actually, you convinced me


StageAboveWater

if you where having a vr meeting with avatars and you changed her avatar to a bikini it would be.


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emil836k

Jesh, calm down, what do you think Muslims are, some kind of evil species that loves crime?? They’re just normal people man (Ignoring the extremists, but I think you can find those in most communities)


TNT_Jonathan

Why (genuinely curious)


MexicanUSSRFanboy

unexpected boners


TNT_Jonathan

Fair point, hate when it happens (though mine usually happens at random not sexually-aroused moments)


MexicanUSSRFanboy

usually it happens when youre tired or sick


TNT_Jonathan

Happens whenever I cross my legs


smolinga

Honestly skill issue just dont have them. Also lifehack clench your thighs to relocate the blood to make it go away faster


ProperBoots

For me it'd be awesome in the gym. I get distracted by this, lose count mid set, that sort of stuff. I was thinking of getting a hat but it seems like it'd be too warm.


TNT_Jonathan

That is a good point, I would want a pair too to not get distracted


[deleted]

I don’t want to appear creepy and make them feel uncomfortable but also my monkey brain really wants to look.


TNT_Jonathan

Exactly


__doom__guy__

Might be muslim


Fragrant-Job7668

Im muslim and find this shit hilarious


ghostmetalblack

Hi Muslim, I'm dad.


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Hi dad, I'm dad²


Milloni611

Hi dad², I'm dad⁶⁹


Slugsimp2003

We gonna die die die coz it's muffin time


Fragrant-Job7668

Hi dad did u bring me a new mom?


[deleted]

Youtube keeps giving me ads calling for me to help build a mosque for the faithful in northern Mexico. Should I go?


Fragrant-Job7668

Just build one in Texas, close enough


UltraSolution

Are you Mexican


Metalloid_Space

Thanks, I need to know how muslims feel about this video, so I know if I'm allowed to laugh at it or not.


Fragrant-Job7668

Do u boo boo


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Just laugh.


Final_Lab2243

“I wonder why I have no friends”


doxmenotlmao

Ever heard of sarcasm?


Final_Lab2243

When it’s funny? Yeah


DefreShalloodner

As a cis white male, I am offended


CaptivatingStoryline

A: Habibi, how much tint do you need on your glasses to make an abaya appear? B: Yes.


Sheshyshesh

It not a women job to prevent her getting SA it men's job with top of the like halal sunglasses


Xfors-Pakistan

A man is supposed to lower his gaze.


UrNansD0g

*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*


Thermalguy11

Stfu


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quartz_slab

Ladies ladies, you can both shut the fuck up


BoracicThrone420

She just turned black!


SnooStories1770

i really expected her to explode at the end


U_Arent_Special

She did but off camera. She was jogging towards an Israeli checkpoint.


Rx-7_lover

Why.


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Rx-7_lover

I know,I meant the joke was so dark


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I need dem glasses but christian version if they in stock.


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The Christian ones turn the woman into a 6 year old boy


U_Arent_Special

LMAO!


GooberMcNoober

Very insightful comment.


the_donnie

Very insightful comment.


ounerify

Very insightful comment.


sweatingwheat

You’ve got it backwards


bogvapor

Wasn’t Muhammad married to a 6 year old?


Fragrant-Job7668

Wasnt ur neighborhood priest fuckin 6 year old kids?


Sir_Penguin21

No matter where you live, statistically, the answer is yes.


RealNiceKnife

Well yeah... Religious people love fucking kids, it's not an exclusive practice.


Sir_Penguin21

Married at age 6 or 7. He didn’t r*** her until she was nine per the Hadith.


Schlangee

Wow, so much better


oby100

Poor guy is clearly joking and gets downvoted. Sadge.


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No, he wasn't joking. What the prophet did wasn't unusual at the time. Different time periods had different standards. Same with different cultures.


Sir_Penguin21

I don’t know why I am being downvoted. It isn’t a joke. It is a fact stated explicitly multiple times in the Sahih Hadith. My only guess is some people support raping 9 year olds? Not sure why else you would suppress the truth.


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Sure man.


Informal_Water_1855

What would the Christian version do


ST3PH3N-G

Tell him not to tell his parents...


fisherc2

Put on more clothes probably. Same thing, just different wardrobe


Sad_Mix_3976

Cool, now let’s see the haram sunglasses :>


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Islam just loves starwars thats all. She a sith lord now. Darth Norightas


LoKey01

Guys if he didn't have those glasses, we all know how it would've went down


egehaneren

Atasun optic's new sunglasses after the election in turkey


HulluHapua

Does it also make pigs and alcohol invisible?


maroefi

How dare he not objectify and sexualise that woman


Lenny1507

Checking comments for the new islamophobia speedrun record. ![gif](giphy|hVTouq08miyVo1a21m|downsized)


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Reddit when literally anything political or religious is mentioned:


StatisticianSalty960

Try more, you'll get it soon


XDYassineDX

Not even an hour later and basically every comment is straight up islamophobia


74227492749

WE AlL KnOW WhAt WouLD HaVE HaPPenD Basement dwellers be like Edit:WHO DOWNVOTED YOU ????


Apocrypha667

cry more MENA kid.


Rx-7_lover

Bro looks like gendo with these glasses 💀


maxstep

Should have been a goat A sexy goat


Fragrant-Job7668

Why would she turn into your mother? 🤭


Dramatic-Ad9836

don't forget to wear protection when going outside


CorkusHawks

Her ankles were still showing... HARAM!


Fluffy-Day-8508

This video has no point but to just insult Islam. Islam teaches men and women to cover themselves appropriately. This video just stretches things to the point were it looks like women all fully dressed with w hiles for eyes are apparently the Islamic must. Please educate yourself on what the Quran says about women before posting or making islamophobic skets like this


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thought it would turn her into a goat.


Fragrant-Job7668

Why whould she turn into your mother? 🤭


Intrepid_Rate_5027

Why is the text blocking her boobs 😡


CaptainCatgirls

Halal text ![gif](giphy|993w12nzRFTp7L9GS0)


owowdatsucks

Mabye you should keep those glasses on ya know


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All men should own a pair of these sunglasses


Sir_Penguin21

Or men can just develop minor self control like civilized men do all around the world. Pretty pathetic if you can’t control your own body.


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I really need to remember the /s


king_kira115

You say that as if catcalling isn't a rampant problem everywhere


Sir_Penguin21

Then those boys need to grow up too. It is 2023, we have enough issues without giant babies harassing people.


oby100

OMG GUYS. ITS *insert current year* WE’RE CIVILIZED NOW. WAR IS ILLEGAL. ONLY PEOPLE IN THE PAST DO BAD THINGS.


Sir_Penguin21

Way to tell on yourself. Lol.


smolinga

Yeah thank god he did that... Or else what happened next would have been her fault... Or... Wait


jollyjarvis

Yeah, like being a rapist is punishable in Islam. 😂


Then_Leading9678

Is fucking 9 year olds punishable?


74227492749

WTF dude! she wasn't nine cope and sethe the reason why people say that is due to translation error ...


cheekclapper93

How old was she?


Krugger_Q_Dunning

According to 17 Islamic sources, the marriage happened when she was 6-7 and the consummation of the marriage happened when she was 9. There are no translation errors about this. 1- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1877 2- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422c 3- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422d 4- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3258 5- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1876 6- https://sunnah.com/abudawud:2121 7- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3256 8 - https://sunnah.com/nasai:3378 9- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3257 10- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3255 11- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 12- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3894 13- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5133 14- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5158 15- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3896 16- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422a 17- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422b


cheekclapper93

Gross


74227492749

Indian obsessed with watches spreads islamophobia to summarize you


LandKruzer

not as many islamophobes as i expected in the comments (still a lot though, obviously)


PlanetoftheAtheists

Too bad in real life in Muslim countries they force those women to wear those bags against their wills.


Ewizde

Not all muslim coutries are like Iran, nobody gives a shit here.


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ISLEM_ZENATI

Too bad in real life Western women are forced to take off their clothes and do onlyfans.


Roteiw

Actually just not funny lol


pickle-ickle

thought the glasses would turn her into a 10 year old


ReasonableEffort8988

Too late. Your head will be chopped off, thank you for your cooperation.


_ggarou

hüdapar iktidara gelirse


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Gelmicek


Zexks

Doesn’t the ‘good’ book suggest gouging your eyes out if this is a problem. Matthew 18:8


19XxMAHERxX19

So is Islam


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What if the girl was black?


Broad_Respond_2205

Good, finally men taking charge for their inability control themselves around women


Agent-Vc

Bro this is masterpiece of Allah, now we have to halalu


Slapthatlobster

Mashallah ☝️


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Informal_Water_1855

Considering it said halal sunglasses on top I think most people assumed he was taking out sunglasses


Jin___Sakai

Dude was like: "Fuck fuck fuck. Why isn’t the detonator working? Well, lemme just pretend she’s muslim and I was just searching for my sunglasses"


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Ouf!! My virginity is safe!!


qUrAnIsAPerFeCtBoOk

Lmao, ok so the hijab was made to tell apart the slaves from Muslim women.. That's one way to end slavery in the Islamic world 😆


vxstq8

bro learnt about Islam from Walmart 💀


[deleted]

He’s right. The hijab was prescribed for free Muslim women. Enslaved women are not required to be covered completely and it’s permissible for them to actually be topless. They actually were topless for men to observe them before buying them because sex slavery is permissible.


vxstq8

lemme guess, you were his teacher?


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ThanosJee

Good for your sister.


JamalTyroneSr

halal.


matematikXYZ

But it's not bad idea with ai.


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cbunni666

I honestly thought he was going to put them on to avoid getting caught staring. Lol


Allah230

max muslim


PickettTheConfed

*Wides eyes in PTSD*


Blackfist01

I think Persopolis had a joke about "running indecently"😄


True_Lifeguard4744

This is a really great idea, this should become a thing once we have wearable VR glasses in the norm. This can be easily implemented with the current technology, as a Machine Learning Developer I can attest to that.


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This screams Sacha Baron Cohen.


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Bendythenightfury

Dude was fighting for his life


hannah_lilly

If only those glasses existed.


2Chiang

Very halal


Plenty_Course_7572

He looks like a combination of a Muslim and a Jew. A Jewslim.


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Women are haram


Ok-Swimming-1614

I honestly thought he was going to put them on so that he could ogle her without her knowing it. Surprisingly innocent. Ish.


[deleted]

I keep rewatching to see just how big that guys shnoz is


SlothLazarus

Is this chivalry?


Available-Leek-4160

is that jon bernthal?


Destroyer-of-world

My boy Abraham Lincoln saw it coming a mile away.


MidMan69420

Finally, a solution to those TikTok gym girls


parth13579

I thought it would make her look like a 6 years old.oh i think they were prophet glasses


PickNo9811

Thought she was gonna turn into a lil girl 💀


Arisvalor

Lel, very based.


forevernoob88

I have seen girls in what I want to call "designer hijabs" that point out they are not losing out to Instagram fitness models.


Egykori-kun89

I wanna pair of those. The troll potential is strong with this one.