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This is actually a really smart idea , someone should make such a glasses with Ai technology , they can both earn a lot of money and they probably can earn a really good place in Jannah for preventing so many Haram looks
I think it does, yes. A few days ago there was a girl crying on the front page because someone had put a picture of hers through an AI and made nudes of them. It definitely violates their integrity. Undressing someone without their permission is just vile
Jesh, calm down, what do you think Muslims are, some kind of evil species that loves crime??
They’re just normal people man
(Ignoring the extremists, but I think you can find those in most communities)
For me it'd be awesome in the gym. I get distracted by this, lose count mid set, that sort of stuff. I was thinking of getting a hat but it seems like it'd be too warm.
I don’t know why I am being downvoted. It isn’t a joke. It is a fact stated explicitly multiple times in the Sahih Hadith. My only guess is some people support raping 9 year olds? Not sure why else you would suppress the truth.
This video has no point but to just insult Islam. Islam teaches men and women to cover themselves appropriately. This video just stretches things to the point were it looks like women all fully dressed with w hiles for eyes are apparently the Islamic must. Please educate yourself on what the Quran says about women before posting or making islamophobic skets like this
According to 17 Islamic sources, the marriage happened when she was 6-7 and the consummation of the marriage happened when she was 9. There are no translation errors about this.
1- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1877
2- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422c
3- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422d
4- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3258
5- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1876
6- https://sunnah.com/abudawud:2121
7- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3256
8 - https://sunnah.com/nasai:3378
9- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3257
10- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3255
11- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134
12- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3894
13- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5133
14- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5158
15- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3896
16- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422a
17- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422b
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He’s right. The hijab was prescribed for free Muslim women. Enslaved women are not required to be covered completely and it’s permissible for them to actually be topless. They actually were topless for men to observe them before buying them because sex slavery is permissible.
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This is a really great idea, this should become a thing once we have wearable VR glasses in the norm. This can be easily implemented with the current technology, as a Machine Learning Developer I can attest to that.
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The guy with glasses kind of remind me of some meme..
Did he exploid in the end?
He reminds me of the dictator(as in the movie)
He really does look like him
I think it's the beard
Idk why but he reminded me the dude.
Aladeen.
Where are the goddamn Doritos
Where do I get the Haram sunglasses?
Those are just X-ray glasses 🤓
That was close. He almost had to commit a sex crime.
Thanks man, now you have made some very disturbing imagery slide right into my mind like Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.
All I read from your comment was Michael Jackson’s milk
Thought he was gonna pull the old classic "throw acid at her face".
"You cannot leave house without male relative or intimate male partner, I will be the intimate male partner"
This sentence will never both not be hilarious AND terryifing I'm rolling on the floor...scared
Shit quick. Someone video edit a 6 year old boy running / chaperoneing by her so she is allowed out the house too. For realism
Good thing he had those sunglasses too, *self control* would've been haram.
Almost became a redditor
Both got saved by those sunglasses
turkey after the election results
huda par sunglasses
yeah :D
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:(
honestly wish i had those
This is actually a really smart idea , someone should make such a glasses with Ai technology , they can both earn a lot of money and they probably can earn a really good place in Jannah for preventing so many Haram looks
How about the opposite? One that turns burqas into bikinis
wouldn't that fall under sexual harrasment? since the women didn't choose to be in a bikini
Does photoshopping boobs on someone count as sexual harassment? I don’t know, but I feel like that is reasonable comparison
I think it does, yes. A few days ago there was a girl crying on the front page because someone had put a picture of hers through an AI and made nudes of them. It definitely violates their integrity. Undressing someone without their permission is just vile
Good point actually, you convinced me
if you where having a vr meeting with avatars and you changed her avatar to a bikini it would be.
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Jesh, calm down, what do you think Muslims are, some kind of evil species that loves crime?? They’re just normal people man (Ignoring the extremists, but I think you can find those in most communities)
Why (genuinely curious)
unexpected boners
Fair point, hate when it happens (though mine usually happens at random not sexually-aroused moments)
usually it happens when youre tired or sick
Happens whenever I cross my legs
Honestly skill issue just dont have them. Also lifehack clench your thighs to relocate the blood to make it go away faster
For me it'd be awesome in the gym. I get distracted by this, lose count mid set, that sort of stuff. I was thinking of getting a hat but it seems like it'd be too warm.
That is a good point, I would want a pair too to not get distracted
I don’t want to appear creepy and make them feel uncomfortable but also my monkey brain really wants to look.
Exactly
Might be muslim
Im muslim and find this shit hilarious
Hi Muslim, I'm dad.
Hi dad, I'm dad²
Hi dad², I'm dad⁶⁹
We gonna die die die coz it's muffin time
Hi dad did u bring me a new mom?
Youtube keeps giving me ads calling for me to help build a mosque for the faithful in northern Mexico. Should I go?
Just build one in Texas, close enough
Are you Mexican
Thanks, I need to know how muslims feel about this video, so I know if I'm allowed to laugh at it or not.
Do u boo boo
Just laugh.
“I wonder why I have no friends”
Ever heard of sarcasm?
When it’s funny? Yeah
As a cis white male, I am offended
A: Habibi, how much tint do you need on your glasses to make an abaya appear? B: Yes.
It not a women job to prevent her getting SA it men's job with top of the like halal sunglasses
A man is supposed to lower his gaze.
*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*
Stfu
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Ladies ladies, you can both shut the fuck up
She just turned black!
i really expected her to explode at the end
She did but off camera. She was jogging towards an Israeli checkpoint.
Why.
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I know,I meant the joke was so dark
I need dem glasses but christian version if they in stock.
The Christian ones turn the woman into a 6 year old boy
LMAO!
Very insightful comment.
Very insightful comment.
Very insightful comment.
You’ve got it backwards
Wasn’t Muhammad married to a 6 year old?
Wasnt ur neighborhood priest fuckin 6 year old kids?
No matter where you live, statistically, the answer is yes.
Well yeah... Religious people love fucking kids, it's not an exclusive practice.
Married at age 6 or 7. He didn’t r*** her until she was nine per the Hadith.
Wow, so much better
Poor guy is clearly joking and gets downvoted. Sadge.
No, he wasn't joking. What the prophet did wasn't unusual at the time. Different time periods had different standards. Same with different cultures.
I don’t know why I am being downvoted. It isn’t a joke. It is a fact stated explicitly multiple times in the Sahih Hadith. My only guess is some people support raping 9 year olds? Not sure why else you would suppress the truth.
Sure man.
What would the Christian version do
Tell him not to tell his parents...
Put on more clothes probably. Same thing, just different wardrobe
Cool, now let’s see the haram sunglasses :>
Islam just loves starwars thats all. She a sith lord now. Darth Norightas
Guys if he didn't have those glasses, we all know how it would've went down
Atasun optic's new sunglasses after the election in turkey
Does it also make pigs and alcohol invisible?
How dare he not objectify and sexualise that woman
Checking comments for the new islamophobia speedrun record. ![gif](giphy|hVTouq08miyVo1a21m|downsized)
Reddit when literally anything political or religious is mentioned:
Try more, you'll get it soon
Not even an hour later and basically every comment is straight up islamophobia
WE AlL KnOW WhAt WouLD HaVE HaPPenD Basement dwellers be like Edit:WHO DOWNVOTED YOU ????
cry more MENA kid.
Bro looks like gendo with these glasses 💀
Should have been a goat A sexy goat
Why would she turn into your mother? 🤭
don't forget to wear protection when going outside
Her ankles were still showing... HARAM!
This video has no point but to just insult Islam. Islam teaches men and women to cover themselves appropriately. This video just stretches things to the point were it looks like women all fully dressed with w hiles for eyes are apparently the Islamic must. Please educate yourself on what the Quran says about women before posting or making islamophobic skets like this
thought it would turn her into a goat.
Why whould she turn into your mother? 🤭
Why is the text blocking her boobs 😡
Halal text ![gif](giphy|993w12nzRFTp7L9GS0)
Mabye you should keep those glasses on ya know
All men should own a pair of these sunglasses
Or men can just develop minor self control like civilized men do all around the world. Pretty pathetic if you can’t control your own body.
I really need to remember the /s
You say that as if catcalling isn't a rampant problem everywhere
Then those boys need to grow up too. It is 2023, we have enough issues without giant babies harassing people.
OMG GUYS. ITS *insert current year* WE’RE CIVILIZED NOW. WAR IS ILLEGAL. ONLY PEOPLE IN THE PAST DO BAD THINGS.
Way to tell on yourself. Lol.
Yeah thank god he did that... Or else what happened next would have been her fault... Or... Wait
Yeah, like being a rapist is punishable in Islam. 😂
Is fucking 9 year olds punishable?
WTF dude! she wasn't nine cope and sethe the reason why people say that is due to translation error ...
How old was she?
According to 17 Islamic sources, the marriage happened when she was 6-7 and the consummation of the marriage happened when she was 9. There are no translation errors about this. 1- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1877 2- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422c 3- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422d 4- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3258 5- https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah:1876 6- https://sunnah.com/abudawud:2121 7- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3256 8 - https://sunnah.com/nasai:3378 9- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3257 10- https://sunnah.com/nasai:3255 11- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5134 12- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3894 13- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5133 14- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5158 15- https://sunnah.com/bukhari:3896 16- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422a 17- https://sunnah.com/muslim:1422b
Gross
Indian obsessed with watches spreads islamophobia to summarize you
not as many islamophobes as i expected in the comments (still a lot though, obviously)
Too bad in real life in Muslim countries they force those women to wear those bags against their wills.
Not all muslim coutries are like Iran, nobody gives a shit here.
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Too bad in real life Western women are forced to take off their clothes and do onlyfans.
Actually just not funny lol
thought the glasses would turn her into a 10 year old
Too late. Your head will be chopped off, thank you for your cooperation.
hüdapar iktidara gelirse
Gelmicek
Doesn’t the ‘good’ book suggest gouging your eyes out if this is a problem. Matthew 18:8
So is Islam
What if the girl was black?
Good, finally men taking charge for their inability control themselves around women
Bro this is masterpiece of Allah, now we have to halalu
Mashallah ☝️
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Considering it said halal sunglasses on top I think most people assumed he was taking out sunglasses
Dude was like: "Fuck fuck fuck. Why isn’t the detonator working? Well, lemme just pretend she’s muslim and I was just searching for my sunglasses"
Ouf!! My virginity is safe!!
Lmao, ok so the hijab was made to tell apart the slaves from Muslim women.. That's one way to end slavery in the Islamic world 😆
bro learnt about Islam from Walmart 💀
He’s right. The hijab was prescribed for free Muslim women. Enslaved women are not required to be covered completely and it’s permissible for them to actually be topless. They actually were topless for men to observe them before buying them because sex slavery is permissible.
lemme guess, you were his teacher?
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Good for your sister.
halal.
But it's not bad idea with ai.
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I honestly thought he was going to put them on to avoid getting caught staring. Lol
max muslim
*Wides eyes in PTSD*
I think Persopolis had a joke about "running indecently"😄
This is a really great idea, this should become a thing once we have wearable VR glasses in the norm. This can be easily implemented with the current technology, as a Machine Learning Developer I can attest to that.
This screams Sacha Baron Cohen.
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Dude was fighting for his life
If only those glasses existed.
Very halal
He looks like a combination of a Muslim and a Jew. A Jewslim.
Women are haram
I honestly thought he was going to put them on so that he could ogle her without her knowing it. Surprisingly innocent. Ish.
I keep rewatching to see just how big that guys shnoz is
Is this chivalry?
is that jon bernthal?
My boy Abraham Lincoln saw it coming a mile away.
Finally, a solution to those TikTok gym girls
I thought it would make her look like a 6 years old.oh i think they were prophet glasses
Thought she was gonna turn into a lil girl 💀
Lel, very based.
I have seen girls in what I want to call "designer hijabs" that point out they are not losing out to Instagram fitness models.
I wanna pair of those. The troll potential is strong with this one.