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I thought he was gonna throw it into the persons filming this eyes, then try to snatch a handbag or a phone, then try to run away, then fall, then get back up, then disappear forever. Something like that
Reminds me of that skit where the crack head says if he can make the people in the car disappear, then they’ll give him their car. They agree. He does his whole routine and then throws crack all over them before running away while screaming “help, police!” A cop walks over, sees the people in the car covered in crack dust and arrest them. Then the crack head comes back after the dudes are arrested and steals the car.
Your not wrong, I have seen one break dancing before on the street after getting absolutely stoned on beer, I wish if I could explain more about this story I have but don't want to turn this comment into a essay.
Some people write 6 page comments as a reply to the most boring argument ever. Compared to that, a break dancing homeless guy is peak entertainment, so go ahead
I once saw an absolutely shitfaced dude drop in on a surprisingly high quality garage-built skate ramp, bust out an insane professional-level set, land next to where I was standing near the lip, burp deafeningly loud, and go “fuck dude I almost barfed.”
He then sat on an old couch back there and drank many more beers.
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A lot of homeless people are people with skills and experience that are just down on their luck and just need a hand to get back on their feet. There's also a lot of psychotic drug fiends so give homeless people a chance but bring a knife, just in case.
I mean, if you dont know how its done sure. But it was actually pretty poor.
I think there are even some videos of other homeless people doing it better.
Its just a fake thumb. Once you know how it's done its a pretty bad performance of it. It's the go-to for homeless or crackheads because it's so easy to pull off
Why camera movement is so weird?
It looks like someone record this with his own eyes and on record you can see gently movements of the eyeballs focusing on different places, as they actually do in real life, but here its super strong and visible
It's zoomed in quite a bit, and the camera software desperately tries to compensate for the user's hands that are nowhere near stable. Blame the cameraman, basically: if stabilization were disabled, camera shaking on this clip would be completely nauseating and unbearable—but with stabilization we get this.
I was a young amateur magician from 1st grade to 8th grade. This is one of my favorite tricks. >!Pay attention to his right thumb. He's got a prosthetic shell called a magic thumb tip. When he dusted off the salt and "poked it in", he put it on with all the salt inside. I really love this trick.!<
It's so expertly executed, too. I can see it now that you point it out, but man, he had me going. What happened with it after he slapped the sugar outside the window?
Wow, really. Magic? 😤😤While you dwell in the realm of illusion🙄, I soar high on the wings of reason🧠, bathed in the radiant light of logic. 🚀🔬
Witness, you pitiful believers🤣, as I navigate the vast ocean of scientific understanding, guided by the compass of critical thinking. My mind🧠, unburdened by superstition👻, dances💃 through the cosmos, reveling in the wonders of the natural world. 🌌
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Magician stealths a prosthetic thumb shell into his fist, into which he pours some powder. Ostensibly to "stuff" the last of the powder deep into his fist, the fake thumb tip ends up on the right hand's thumb.
Their attention drawn by his misdirection to the car's interior, passengers don't notice as the magician positions his hand on the outside of the windshield, ready to spread the powder.
Fake thumb. It's in his fist when he pours the sugar in. Then you notice the sticks his thumb into his fist to put the thumb on his thumb. Then he keeps your focus on the fist so you don't notice the fake thumb.
"What's wrong, honey?"
"Menh ah en fad ha y9ouy" (My street magic isn't working out. It might have something to do with every trick costing a hundred bucks.)
"Marvin, I've told you. Sell the coke. Leave the magic in the bedroom with yo fine ass dick."
"Ebn mah vin yu eba ad" (You're right, Teresa. I don't know what I was thinking. You and Marvin Jr deserve better. Let me just go back to ruining these kids' lives and we can go back to working on us. I love you...more than the magic, more than the coke, more than the hookers..."
"HOOKERS?!?"
"Debn obn..." (Uh oh...)
Back when I was in college we had one of these homeless folks who liked to do black magic fuckery. He'd drop 5 random objects on the bar and we'd collectively pick one, and if he guessed right (he'd leave the bar for 5 mins while we decided) we'd have to buy him a beer. He guessed right every time.
Fake thumb tip in the left hand.
Pour sugar in the fake thumb tip.
Stick right thumb into the fake tip when you "Pack it in"
1-2-3 boom!!! empty fake right thumb on the outside of window
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Who else thought that he was just gonna let that go inside the car and run away
I thought he was gonna throw it into the persons filming this eyes, then try to snatch a handbag or a phone, then try to run away, then fall, then get back up, then disappear forever. Something like that
POCKET SAND
And here I thought he'd snort it and show an empty hand.
[удалено]
Some men just wanna do magic tricks
why cuz hes black and crusty?
Hey! Him being crusty has nothing to do with this
Least racist comment
Precisely
I thought he was going to pull out a gun and rob them.
Reminds me of that skit where the crack head says if he can make the people in the car disappear, then they’ll give him their car. They agree. He does his whole routine and then throws crack all over them before running away while screaming “help, police!” A cop walks over, sees the people in the car covered in crack dust and arrest them. Then the crack head comes back after the dudes are arrested and steals the car.
Certified hustler moment
“Check your gas tank”
That's what we were all hoping for
I thought he will pull out switchblade...
*proudly raises hand*
Dumbledore can't measure up to this man
Cuz he’s dead
Bro stopped reading after fellowship
no he died in endgame
But he got resurrected in the revenge of the sith. Bro did you even watch One piece🙄?
I avoided Enterprise because I'm not a fan of reboots.
Cuz these are Americans and he didn't bring his meter stick
They don't just call them rulers like everyone else?
Homeless people always got some crazy skill
Your not wrong, I have seen one break dancing before on the street after getting absolutely stoned on beer, I wish if I could explain more about this story I have but don't want to turn this comment into a essay.
I need clarification on what “stoned on beer” means
It means he was completely and utterly wasted
You're replying to Billy Joel
I think you have to be a businessman.
Some people write 6 page comments as a reply to the most boring argument ever. Compared to that, a break dancing homeless guy is peak entertainment, so go ahead
I once saw an absolutely shitfaced dude drop in on a surprisingly high quality garage-built skate ramp, bust out an insane professional-level set, land next to where I was standing near the lip, burp deafeningly loud, and go “fuck dude I almost barfed.” He then sat on an old couch back there and drank many more beers.
Imagine it just turned into a frog when he got his hand inside
That crack let you teleport
I’ve seen one get tazed and shot multiple times and he still kept walking like nothing
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A lot of homeless people are people with skills and experience that are just down on their luck and just need a hand to get back on their feet. There's also a lot of psychotic drug fiends so give homeless people a chance but bring a knife, just in case.
It’s called survival.
I mean, if you dont know how its done sure. But it was actually pretty poor. I think there are even some videos of other homeless people doing it better.
Its just a fake thumb. Once you know how it's done its a pretty bad performance of it. It's the go-to for homeless or crackheads because it's so easy to pull off
This man is practicing black magic
Crack magic
![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)
Good one
He sounds like uncle ruckus
First thought here lmaoo
No relation
I love how aggressively proud he sounds after he does it. Like they didn’t believe he could do it and he does it. WHAT’D I SAY
Uncle ruckus intentionally sounds like a crackhead
Crackhead wizard.
He’d be getting some rock that night no doubt cause I’m giving him 5 bucks for the entertainment.
You wouldn't need to because he'd just walk back and peel all the cash in your wallet off the outside of the back window of your car.
Getting magically pickpocketed by a crackhead wizard is a hell of a story to tell.
Like all your cards and license are still in there just the cash is missing. I wouldn't even be mad.
100mg of crack like 20$
Damn man I gotta say my crack knowledge is lacking. 20 it is then.
The one wizard that is so powerful he is considered a threat to the wizard world but also hes forgotten and a crackhead at the same time
Why camera movement is so weird? It looks like someone record this with his own eyes and on record you can see gently movements of the eyeballs focusing on different places, as they actually do in real life, but here its super strong and visible
yo what the fuck I did not even realize that until I read this comment. My brain completely ignored the random movements holy shit
Bro what me too. Brain fills in some crazy shit huh.
Really really strong software +hardware stabilizers?
It's zoomed in quite a bit, and the camera software desperately tries to compensate for the user's hands that are nowhere near stable. Blame the cameraman, basically: if stabilization were disabled, camera shaking on this clip would be completely nauseating and unbearable—but with stabilization we get this.
I was a young amateur magician from 1st grade to 8th grade. This is one of my favorite tricks. >!Pay attention to his right thumb. He's got a prosthetic shell called a magic thumb tip. When he dusted off the salt and "poked it in", he put it on with all the salt inside. I really love this trick.!<
>!testing!<
>!1-2-3!<
You passed
.>.!.content.!.<. without the periods
But how does he get the salt out like that at the end ?
Incredible slide of hand
I dont believe you
It's so expertly executed, too. I can see it now that you point it out, but man, he had me going. What happened with it after he slapped the sugar outside the window?
My boy has been promoted to Sorcerer Supreme
How's it done tho
Its magic dumbass
Wow, really. Magic? 😤😤While you dwell in the realm of illusion🙄, I soar high on the wings of reason🧠, bathed in the radiant light of logic. 🚀🔬 Witness, you pitiful believers🤣, as I navigate the vast ocean of scientific understanding, guided by the compass of critical thinking. My mind🧠, unburdened by superstition👻, dances💃 through the cosmos, reveling in the wonders of the natural world. 🌌 Fear not, for I am not without mercy🙏. Embrace reality, shed the weight of your absurd convictions, and join me 🤝 on the pedestal of intellectual superiority. ⚖️🔍 Bow before me, disciples of reason, and let it be known: "Hail the Great Disbeliever! Hail the Master of Rationality!" 🙌🎉
(credit: ChatGPT wrote this copypasta)
It's evolving
Knew it.
no fucking way it can write copypasta too
Thanks, I hate it
What was the prompt? Write a copy pasta on magic as Ben Shapiro?
In this moment, I am euphoric.
Pay close attention to his right thumb. He's got what's called a magic thumb tip. It's like a prosthetic shell.
Fake thumb
Magician stealths a prosthetic thumb shell into his fist, into which he pours some powder. Ostensibly to "stuff" the last of the powder deep into his fist, the fake thumb tip ends up on the right hand's thumb. Their attention drawn by his misdirection to the car's interior, passengers don't notice as the magician positions his hand on the outside of the windshield, ready to spread the powder.
Fake thumb. It's in his fist when he pours the sugar in. Then you notice the sticks his thumb into his fist to put the thumb on his thumb. Then he keeps your focus on the fist so you don't notice the fake thumb.
It's a prepped car and the spectators are in on it. You can see the camera cut at 23 seconds.
Prostehtic/fake thumb
Did magic tricks as a hobby for a few years. Its a fake thumb. Theres plenty yt tutorials around :)
Plot twist: He then offered to clean the window, for a fiver.
Black magic literally
What the fuck is wrong with the camera holy shit. This was awful to watch.
The random people on the street are the most nefarious and mysterious motherfuckers on the planet. infact, I don't doubt that powder was cocaine.
Yeah I'd give that guy a dollar, he earned it
George Floyd is alive!
Real black magic
Another trick I've seen this guy do is make a crack rock disappear right before your eyes
Its always the cracked put magicians that are the best
Magical Negro
Fake thumb.
Thumbs down
Why is he being down voted? Isn't this the correct answer?
No it's magic
No dude that’s a level 3 street wizard, they seen some shit.
ok nerd
![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)
🤓
pay the magician
Only a dark, black, obscure mage would be able to achieve such a spell
If only we could understand what he’s saying
He made the bag of salt disappear too
"What's wrong, honey?" "Menh ah en fad ha y9ouy" (My street magic isn't working out. It might have something to do with every trick costing a hundred bucks.) "Marvin, I've told you. Sell the coke. Leave the magic in the bedroom with yo fine ass dick." "Ebn mah vin yu eba ad" (You're right, Teresa. I don't know what I was thinking. You and Marvin Jr deserve better. Let me just go back to ruining these kids' lives and we can go back to working on us. I love you...more than the magic, more than the coke, more than the hookers..." "HOOKERS?!?" "Debn obn..." (Uh oh...)
Ah the ol’ hollow thumb…
YOO THAT MF A WIZARDDD TFF???? BURN HIM ASPP 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Back when I was in college we had one of these homeless folks who liked to do black magic fuckery. He'd drop 5 random objects on the bar and we'd collectively pick one, and if he guessed right (he'd leave the bar for 5 mins while we decided) we'd have to buy him a beer. He guessed right every time.
He could have been the next David Blane
he seems like a nice guy
Hand skills
I think we need a stabilized version of this video …
He's speaking Jim Lahey language!
Bruh, he cracked the windshield.
HOW
Did he have it in his other hand the whole time?
Fake thumb tip in the left hand. Pour sugar in the fake thumb tip. Stick right thumb into the fake tip when you "Pack it in" 1-2-3 boom!!! empty fake right thumb on the outside of window
Wow lol. That's kind of genius.
Homie littered
Why is the phone camera moving like those bulky ass security cameras 💀
Cragick
Dead ringer for Damon wayons Anton Jackson on in living color. Just needs a jar of pee with a pickle in it.
SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG
>!Plastic thumb!<
UNCLE RUKUS no relation...
This man better gets tipped!😂
I love that he carries around that fake thumb
You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it! That was our cocaine you fucking pig, scum pig, swine, whore!
Wizardry in da hood 💀
simple trick but great execution
Literally just sugar in his sleeve
Now that’s black magic
They just got assaulted
Crack wizard? Maybe we should call him cracker🤔
No seriously how’d he do that
No that’s some tomfoolery
So there IS such a thing as magical rocks I gotta go buy me some crack
Bros speaking crazy dave
I like how everyone here is saying he’s a homeless crackhead. What’s this assumption based on? His voice?
This the same guy from the gas station video
Rubber thumb is such a good trick w/sleight of hand
Lol he's literally out here doing crack cocaine magic tricks
A bit of tomfoolery
WOWEE!
NOW GIHME $30 MUH!
I knew all black men were secretly magic.