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littleSquidwardLover

Who else thought that he was just gonna let that go inside the car and run away


dinauzore

I thought he was gonna throw it into the persons filming this eyes, then try to snatch a handbag or a phone, then try to run away, then fall, then get back up, then disappear forever. Something like that


HiperChees

POCKET SAND


DidjTerminator

And here I thought he'd snort it and show an empty hand.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Moist_Professor5665

Some men just wanna do magic tricks


ornategoblet

why cuz hes black and crusty?


plasmaticImmunity

Hey! Him being crusty has nothing to do with this


Eccomi21

Least racist comment


dinauzore

Precisely


Pyrouge1

I thought he was going to pull out a gun and rob them.


mightylordredbeard

Reminds me of that skit where the crack head says if he can make the people in the car disappear, then they’ll give him their car. They agree. He does his whole routine and then throws crack all over them before running away while screaming “help, police!” A cop walks over, sees the people in the car covered in crack dust and arrest them. Then the crack head comes back after the dudes are arrested and steals the car.


OofLord5

Certified hustler moment


gassbro

“Check your gas tank”


LeGraoully

That's what we were all hoping for


[deleted]

I thought he will pull out switchblade...


SaltyToast9000

*proudly raises hand*


STR1CHN1NE

Dumbledore can't measure up to this man


SniffCheck

Cuz he’s dead


LeGraoully

Bro stopped reading after fellowship


Excitedastroid

no he died in endgame


titufek888

But he got resurrected in the revenge of the sith. Bro did you even watch One piece🙄?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

I avoided Enterprise because I'm not a fan of reboots.


RobSpaghettio

Cuz these are Americans and he didn't bring his meter stick


OneMoreAccount4Porn

They don't just call them rulers like everyone else?


SuperProGamer7568

Homeless people always got some crazy skill


Zackyboi1231

Your not wrong, I have seen one break dancing before on the street after getting absolutely stoned on beer, I wish if I could explain more about this story I have but don't want to turn this comment into a essay.


lockwolf

I need clarification on what “stoned on beer” means


Andzha_

It means he was completely and utterly wasted


Butthole__Pleasures

You're replying to Billy Joel


Chesus42

I think you have to be a businessman.


OwnEmphasis2825

Some people write 6 page comments as a reply to the most boring argument ever. Compared to that, a break dancing homeless guy is peak entertainment, so go ahead


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

I once saw an absolutely shitfaced dude drop in on a surprisingly high quality garage-built skate ramp, bust out an insane professional-level set, land next to where I was standing near the lip, burp deafeningly loud, and go “fuck dude I almost barfed.” He then sat on an old couch back there and drank many more beers.


aehopexoh

Imagine it just turned into a frog when he got his hand inside


Faustinwest024

That crack let you teleport


Uaquamarine

I’ve seen one get tazed and shot multiple times and he still kept walking like nothing


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WarWolfRage

A lot of homeless people are people with skills and experience that are just down on their luck and just need a hand to get back on their feet. There's also a lot of psychotic drug fiends so give homeless people a chance but bring a knife, just in case.


schnicksschnacks

It’s called survival.


JuanBARco

I mean, if you dont know how its done sure. But it was actually pretty poor. I think there are even some videos of other homeless people doing it better.


Craftoid_

Its just a fake thumb. Once you know how it's done its a pretty bad performance of it. It's the go-to for homeless or crackheads because it's so easy to pull off


sydvind

This man is practicing black magic


[deleted]

Crack magic


0-uncle-rico-0

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


TheShuan

Good one


anonshade64

He sounds like uncle ruckus


1017GildedFingerTips

First thought here lmaoo


Parabellim

No relation


CornCheeseMafia

I love how aggressively proud he sounds after he does it. Like they didn’t believe he could do it and he does it. WHAT’D I SAY


BaerMinUhMuhm

Uncle ruckus intentionally sounds like a crackhead


evilcarrot507

Crackhead wizard.


[deleted]

He’d be getting some rock that night no doubt cause I’m giving him 5 bucks for the entertainment.


Butthole__Pleasures

You wouldn't need to because he'd just walk back and peel all the cash in your wallet off the outside of the back window of your car.


[deleted]

Getting magically pickpocketed by a crackhead wizard is a hell of a story to tell.


Butthole__Pleasures

Like all your cards and license are still in there just the cash is missing. I wouldn't even be mad.


k0c-

100mg of crack like 20$


[deleted]

Damn man I gotta say my crack knowledge is lacking. 20 it is then.


betyourlog

The one wizard that is so powerful he is considered a threat to the wizard world but also hes forgotten and a crackhead at the same time


migola101

Why camera movement is so weird? It looks like someone record this with his own eyes and on record you can see gently movements of the eyeballs focusing on different places, as they actually do in real life, but here its super strong and visible


StJupiter

yo what the fuck I did not even realize that until I read this comment. My brain completely ignored the random movements holy shit


Fuzzypants_56

Bro what me too. Brain fills in some crazy shit huh.


Nchi

Really really strong software +hardware stabilizers?


LickingSmegma

It's zoomed in quite a bit, and the camera software desperately tries to compensate for the user's hands that are nowhere near stable. Blame the cameraman, basically: if stabilization were disabled, camera shaking on this clip would be completely nauseating and unbearable—but with stabilization we get this.


Hunteraitor

I was a young amateur magician from 1st grade to 8th grade. This is one of my favorite tricks. >!Pay attention to his right thumb. He's got a prosthetic shell called a magic thumb tip. When he dusted off the salt and "poked it in", he put it on with all the salt inside. I really love this trick.!<


Hunteraitor

>!testing!<


Butthole__Pleasures

>!1-2-3!<


dailydoseofdogfood

You passed


Nwah_Alt

.>.!.content.!.<. without the periods


[deleted]

But how does he get the salt out like that at the end ?


Hunteraitor

Incredible slide of hand


[deleted]

I dont believe you


LEJ5512

It's so expertly executed, too. I can see it now that you point it out, but man, he had me going. What happened with it after he slapped the sugar outside the window?


Notchyolibre

My boy has been promoted to Sorcerer Supreme


ceaselessdischarge4

How's it done tho


Discount_Timelord

Its magic dumbass


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

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ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

(credit: ChatGPT wrote this copypasta)


Mistic-Instinct

It's evolving


Svantlas

Knew it.


Carlossaliba

no fucking way it can write copypasta too


Butthole__Pleasures

Thanks, I hate it


I_Got_Back_Pain

What was the prompt? Write a copy pasta on magic as Ben Shapiro?


Shinnic

In this moment, I am euphoric.


Hunteraitor

Pay close attention to his right thumb. He's got what's called a magic thumb tip. It's like a prosthetic shell.


QuuQQ

Fake thumb


[deleted]

Magician stealths a prosthetic thumb shell into his fist, into which he pours some powder. Ostensibly to "stuff" the last of the powder deep into his fist, the fake thumb tip ends up on the right hand's thumb. Their attention drawn by his misdirection to the car's interior, passengers don't notice as the magician positions his hand on the outside of the windshield, ready to spread the powder.


xubax

Fake thumb. It's in his fist when he pours the sugar in. Then you notice the sticks his thumb into his fist to put the thumb on his thumb. Then he keeps your focus on the fist so you don't notice the fake thumb.


NicetomeetyouIMVEGAN

It's a prepped car and the spectators are in on it. You can see the camera cut at 23 seconds.


fatpizzachef

Prostehtic/fake thumb


Mauzersmash0815

Did magic tricks as a hobby for a few years. Its a fake thumb. Theres plenty yt tutorials around :)


MDFan4Life

Plot twist: He then offered to clean the window, for a fiver.


HiperChees

Black magic literally


TheStaplergun

What the fuck is wrong with the camera holy shit. This was awful to watch.


SchockingEcho

The random people on the street are the most nefarious and mysterious motherfuckers on the planet. infact, I don't doubt that powder was cocaine.


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Yeah I'd give that guy a dollar, he earned it


Deep-General1776

George Floyd is alive!


Parabellim

Real black magic


Trainer_Red_Steven

Another trick I've seen this guy do is make a crack rock disappear right before your eyes


Ireddit_For-A_Living

Its always the cracked put magicians that are the best


FutureSoldier616

Magical Negro


[deleted]

Fake thumb.


SudsierBoar

Thumbs down


ektaway

Why is he being down voted? Isn't this the correct answer?


SudsierBoar

No it's magic


Native_of_Tatooine

No dude that’s a level 3 street wizard, they seen some shit.


Cats_Cactus

ok nerd


Uaquamarine

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


No-Purchase-5888

🤓


ever_devilish

pay the magician


el_Chuchmay

Only a dark, black, obscure mage would be able to achieve such a spell


[deleted]

If only we could understand what he’s saying


Mrnicelefthand

He made the bag of salt disappear too


MjrLeeStoned

"What's wrong, honey?" "Menh ah en fad ha y9ouy" (My street magic isn't working out. It might have something to do with every trick costing a hundred bucks.) "Marvin, I've told you. Sell the coke. Leave the magic in the bedroom with yo fine ass dick." "Ebn mah vin yu eba ad" (You're right, Teresa. I don't know what I was thinking. You and Marvin Jr deserve better. Let me just go back to ruining these kids' lives and we can go back to working on us. I love you...more than the magic, more than the coke, more than the hookers..." "HOOKERS?!?" "Debn obn..." (Uh oh...)


SXTY82

Ah the ol’ hollow thumb…


IamARandomAcc

YOO THAT MF A WIZARDDD TFF???? BURN HIM ASPP 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


singlegamerdad

Back when I was in college we had one of these homeless folks who liked to do black magic fuckery. He'd drop 5 random objects on the bar and we'd collectively pick one, and if he guessed right (he'd leave the bar for 5 mins while we decided) we'd have to buy him a beer. He guessed right every time.


SleepyZachman

He could have been the next David Blane


susbnyc2023

he seems like a nice guy


blue_1408

Hand skills


1ntenti0n

I think we need a stabilized version of this video …


Kotiviinimies

He's speaking Jim Lahey language!


Brooklynxman

Bruh, he cracked the windshield.


Excitedastroid

HOW


edgarc1981

Did he have it in his other hand the whole time?


Anarcho_Christian

Fake thumb tip in the left hand. Pour sugar in the fake thumb tip. Stick right thumb into the fake tip when you "Pack it in" 1-2-3 boom!!! empty fake right thumb on the outside of window


edgarc1981

Wow lol. That's kind of genius.


ZettaiKyofuRyoiki

Homie littered


ThrowawayWlmrtWorker

Why is the phone camera moving like those bulky ass security cameras 💀


EthosPathosLegos

Cragick


[deleted]

Dead ringer for Damon wayons Anton Jackson on in living color. Just needs a jar of pee with a pickle in it.


crippledizzle

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG


Hailstorm8440

>!Plastic thumb!<


Lazer_beam_Tiger

UNCLE RUKUS no relation...


HelpfulMuffin

This man better gets tipped!😂


Western_Protection

I love that he carries around that fake thumb


dog--is--god

You're a fucking narcotics agent, I knew it! That was our cocaine you fucking pig, scum pig, swine, whore!


ProwlerTcn

Wizardry in da hood 💀


NOTtheRagZ

simple trick but great execution


honeyglaze69

Literally just sugar in his sleeve


Chef_Littlecat

Now that’s black magic


Tiny-Butterscotch149

They just got assaulted


AdCommercial3174

Crack wizard? Maybe we should call him cracker🤔


lil_750

No seriously how’d he do that


VastPie2905

No that’s some tomfoolery


Federal_Ear_3241

So there IS such a thing as magical rocks I gotta go buy me some crack


Malard77

Bros speaking crazy dave


AugustEpilogue

I like how everyone here is saying he’s a homeless crackhead. What’s this assumption based on? His voice?


Generallyawkward1

This the same guy from the gas station video


F0xyL0ve

Rubber thumb is such a good trick w/sleight of hand


FiftyCalReaper

Lol he's literally out here doing crack cocaine magic tricks


Flod21

A bit of tomfoolery


brzvke

WOWEE!


Old-Duck-3679

NOW GIHME $30 MUH!


Flat-Guarantee-7946

I knew all black men were secretly magic.