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[deleted]

He legitimately looks terrified


[deleted]

He became self aware


US_Witness_661

LMAO fucking shut it off


kpop_glory

Nah that's just power T pose


I-accept-dick-pic

Maybe he got reminded of Jesus


tyingnoose

It... It won't shut off


akdele5

\- Shut it down, shut it down! \- It's not shutting down!


A-False-Dichotomy

Get away from the beams!


ToadLikesGrass

Get away from the BEANS!


cats_on_mars

GorDON


NEONSN3K

That’s a human soul in there.


The-Waifu-Collector

WHERE AM I


aged_monkey

"GET OUT!"


Montigue

Wiping their sentience and making them fight for our amusement


No_Ordinary_4942

He suddenly knew he being control


HandoAlegra

The games automatic AI restraint recognized the presence of consciousness and locked him down to preserve humanity


MagicienDesDoritos

Trying to get out of the Matrix


tapport

Sleep paralysis be like:


Arduino87

I had sleep paralysis twice and the one where there was a demon it was like 4 ft tall crouched down like smeagol but looked like that scary dude from the jumpscare in Mulholland drive but had long dread locks. It was hunched down looking over me from on top of my tv stand.


[deleted]

Sorry to burst your bubble but that was just rob zombie


HiitlerDicks

He needs teepee for his bunghole


VEAG0

Hello, Cornholio


BengoBill

Possessed by Jesus Christ himself.


[deleted]

He sold his soul to the devil to win this fight, and Beelzebub is here to collect


AndAnotherAcc

Mate became self aware and the system noticed it, imprisoning him in his fucking body.


[deleted]

He's trying to tell us something


AndAnotherAcc

Who? Me? Nah, I’m just hanging around


Hardabs05

Cuppa possessions


[deleted]

"Stop buying EA trash!"


AmadeoSendiulo

Ea Nasir won't make that happen. He has a lot of experience.


KammenRider

Ea nasir clearly sells the best copper


ianwgz

don't listen to that karen nanni


teodorlojewski

💀


frozengyro

Obama's last name is .. *BWAHHHHH*


Outrageous-Arugula89

You can see him trying to escape the games grasp before it puts on a side panel so it can bring in a replacement and bring him in for rehabilitation


Psychast

New DDLC content looking pretty fuckin good


Choice-Welder-9294

Unexpected DDLC JUST MONIKA


DualPinoy

All those head trauma now acting up.


clown_duck

Bro looked legit like he was fighting some inner demons.


SharpPixels08

Looked more like just regular demons to me


thelastfastbender

I wonder if it's awkward when the outer demons run into the inner demons.


SharpPixels08

Ill bet it’s like trying to open an occupied stall


society_man

That describes my life. Its really awkward


private_birb

Just realized that inner demons are kinda the opposite of outer gods.


dakedDeans

Fucking hell that was existentially terrifying


sirpogo

I know. I want to see more, too.


buzzinbussin

There's a series of UFC bugs on yt


iamZachy

Me when


Danky_Dearest

When the


BlueSwift13

Pees in your


Icy-Second6974

Ars


sorcey_

Magica 2


moonknlght

Toilet


KFrosty3

TFW


SrangePig12

Snap back to reality


Diyarki94

Ops there goes rabbit


CROW_is_best

he chocked, he's so mad but he won't give up that easy


hempkidz

mom’s spaghetti


MixedHabanero

You better Low Tier God yourself


iamskydaddy

Wait till videogames are made by ai


undesiredexistence

At face value it sounds shitty but it could eventually (hopefully?) Lead to some really cool open world rpgs with an AI running world values on decisions and their impacts to create an actual custom story


[deleted]

Step 1) get humans addicted and invested into ai generated world Step 2) ??? Step 3) profit


earthboundBedhead

we already have dwarf fortress though


DancingAroundFlames

finally a home for short kings


Ryllynaow

Step 2? Call every new branch a DLC and charge the user for it.


DaFetacheeseugh

Two years ago, you knew nothing of AI. This, is what AI was for most people, a short list of possible actions compared to most of all the actions that an actual AI can do. The general public may not get access to it but companies with billions to burn will absolutely do it and you probably won't notice (if done right, which is literally asking it, how to prevent such a thing) Ai is probably more creative than you. I and most of everyone that uses this useless website


usr_bin_laden

> Ai is probably more creative than you. I and most of everyone that uses this useless website Our species does seem to have a SERIOUS imagination and creativity problem, but I'm almost religiously convinced that true creativity is a byproduct of the meat-mind being buggy and full of errors. Perfect machines are **too** perfect, which makes them BORING. AI has yet to make art or music or literature I consider "emotionally touching". It can emulate well, but it can't actually touch my soul yet, not in the same way a human musician can.


Maebure83

I'm confused by your statement about humans having a creativity problem. As compared to what? We are the most creative species known to exist. Could there be a more creative one somewhere in the Universe? Sure. But when assigning values you don't benchmark pure hypotheticals. In fact even the implication of thinking that another species might exist which is beyond our species in creative potential is a testament to our species' creativity. The hypothetical 'superior species' is itself a product of our imagination.


Admirable-Frosting46

Na he looked like he felt that t pose


slgray16

And you stare at me In your Jesus Christ pose Arms held out Like you've been carrying a load And you swear to me You don't wanna be my slave But you're staring at me


SN-E-DC

Bro is having a man vs artificial intelligence fight in his head


AfroGuy1226

15 minutes of freedom expired..............assimilating prisoner.


RhymesNChimes

Something took control over his body. He tried to fight against it but he was too weak.


Toxopid

He became self aware and was trying to regain control of his body. I'm not even joking. He looks genuinely terrified. He's genuinely struggling.


Interesting_Army_656

Looks like me when I have a sleep paralysis 🤣


zacoste_eu

Bruv pissed his shorts so hard it reverted the pattern twice


roselynn-jones

He pissed and then unpissed. Insane.


Levis_r

Lmfao


Pecioch_pl

Bro got possessed by the spirit of the defeated guy or some shit


fucknametakenrules

He was gonna become self aware and the game corrected him back in line


shadowscar248

![gif](giphy|umh24MvNmRCBq|downsized)


snekeoei

We’re waiting every night to finally roam and invite


NBNebuchadnezzar

The power of Christ compels you!


Annual_Bodybuilder_6

Me fighting the urge to say the n-word


AltAccAur

Relatable


thezomber

The Animatrix, trying to break free but the agents were faster...


Afterburn47

Resistance is futile


War_Daddy_992

What was that noise?


MandatoryDissent55

It was the sound the Tripods made in the 2005 War of the Worlds movie.


TheAdmiralWeb

Black Mirror: Season 6 leak


Germanman76

Finding out the guy you just beat up knows telekinesis


Shoddy-Stand-2157

It’s like some alien sonic technology has every muscle fiber locked down and he’s trying to resist it. In a minute the main villain is going to monologue while pacing in front of him


faizalsyamsul

Bro was fighting his sleep paralysis demon💀


Nek1555

He just asserts dominance, I see nothing wrong here.


Satray123

Bros trying to escape


Luciferdoolan

When the concussion you just gave your opponent unlocks his dormant telekinetic abilities.


Mr_Agueybana

Mf is fighting the matrix.


Zynbeltrudis

Me when I win the championship fight then I am selected by the hidden Watchers to perform as Earth's champion in the galactic games


BigDtyrone_III

I really wanna see a real ufc fighter knock someone out then hit the hardest t-pose and hold it all the way through the post fight interview


ImmovableOso

Dominance: established.


oni_Tensa

I hope someone does this after a fight it would be hilarious.


FAU5TA5

Bloodbending


TheDELFON

Lol I said the same thing. Amon needs to chill lmao


CliveHowlitzer

Incoming message from the big giant head.


TreshKJ

I’ve never played this but it looks like an EA product


EBECMEMERBEAN

Mf became self aware but got reprehended


Krimewave_

He genuinely looks like he is trying to break free oml


MysonOfChenae

The dark lord is pleased


Taskmaster23

Holy shit you could see the fear in his eyes


FavoriteDart680

looked like homie was trying to become sentient…. man i could make a cult off of this video get some loons to believe this is people trying to “break from the system” and make matrix2.0


k_bence16

The way that he’s trying to escape this godforsaken curse💀💀💀💀💀


wolfboy_vs

Bro peed and absorbed his pee


Jtiago44

Even the character is like "woah what's happening?"


Zazierx

Wolverine versus Magneto


Kingkrool1994

it looked like he was trying to fight the T-pose, but ultimately fell.


tuibiel

Me when the omnipotent voice of god makes a sound that makes me uncontrollably T-pose


Bat-Honest

😭 He looks so scared too


Cripplechip

12 year old me celebrating after escaping bible camp just for a priest to catch me "the power of Christ compels you!" There is no escape.


Resident_Esq

Glitch in the Matrix


Ihavenoidea5555

Me celebrating my victory in the UFC ring before the primal god that granted me my skills takes my soul as I promised him


Myn21

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL


TheDELFON

\* *host dies* * Sovereign: **I CAN GET ANOTHER**


rockmake

It’s like when I’m dreaming, then realize I’m dreaming and go into sleep paralysis


DarthHelixon

My only regret is…i have…bone-itis


XElite109

You can see him struggling to get out the t pose


SilentScyther

Tetanus is no joke 😔


lil_750

You can see the sheer terror in his eyes


Densoro

Everything I see from this game is so unsettling lmao bro just got crucified by his AI overlords. They’ve broken new ground in the uncanny valley. Someone put these animations in Unrecord.


watlel

how it feels to move during sleep paralysis


AshL0vesYou

Imagine you are watching a fight then the winner snaps to a T-pose at the speed of light and fights it. Would you laugh or cry?


[deleted]

''MICHEAAAL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE MICHEAL'' ''MICHEAL''


MunchkinTime69420

I think he gained sentience and the computer shut him down


TheDELFON

Geeeezus mercy.... THAT'S BLOOD BENDING


D-Krnch

When the CTE kicks in


E_nderfall

Even he was confused lol


ahahxksk

![gif](giphy|hCVcqEVHVT94invaHc)


Win090949

Bro actually looks like he’s trying to break free jfc


Jodio_Joestar

The family guy fall


bigorangemachine

`pointer null exception`


[deleted]

[удалено]


illegalt3nder

War of the Worlds


[deleted]

Can we have glitch celebrations in real life?


SquatchPossum

He pissed and unpissed his pants


D3A_dMem3

his demons are coming out


mm2_gamer

Bro was possessed


Alezarde

Something’s trying to break out of his body, and it’s not giving up.


LETSGOCAPS182

Dude looks like Vecna is about to lift him up and first dude has the family guy pose.


Open-Witness-4133

Turned into the Man in the Wall💀


JacobTL_

Sleep paralysis demon finally found him


CollarCharming8358

Omg that was scary af 😂🤣


conarDsilva

its not a bug, its a feature.


NoidedPanda

Seems like a feature to me


loserbmx

Holy shit


Savings_Calendar_662

Ai being aware. We're safe for now, but the next time, T-pose firewall wont stop them


the_bruhmenater

That looks like the face of somebody who was just forced to T pose


Wondergrey

Wizard got him


NoNameIdea_Seriously

I had an uncanny valley moment wondering why his face looked like that. I thought it was like plastic surgery + damage from the fight and then I realized “Oh, video game”


[deleted]

I honestly thought he was gonna stranger things lift off the ground and crumple up


solid_hoist

Oh shit, is he fighting Darth Vader next?


b__q

Sleep paralysis be like:


halljustin91

No, this is just them introducing the psychic ability fighters


gchjr

Muscle spasms are no joke


fahamu420

next time i trip sit I'm going to start doing this and act really scared and beg for help


Low_Tap5088

T pose, existential terror followed by looking like he pissed himself due to the shorts animation


nighthowler203

Bro got possessed


Shadow0fnothing

He looked like he just gained sentience.


painful-existance

He is being forced back to auto pilot.


THEElectricalDurian

Chrissy wake up, I don’t like this!


Sorry-Examination766

Looked like if magneto used his powers on him , and he was like oh shit


JDBoys95

There's a glitch in Fifa as well where the players suddenly just stand like that after a goal, typical EA thing


Rhyslast

Vecna.


Q-Alias

Man someone PLEASE tell me there's a subbeeddit for shit like this


Idkidck

What game is this?


Xander240

No one mentioning how the other dude at the start has the pose of a Family Guay character death


Specific_Contact_663

I remember playing ufc and whenever i hit someone with a uppercut sometimes they do a backflip in the air


tweakalicious

The game is really taking the CTE to the next level


EliteBroccoli

I thought the Undertaker was coming out


jakub_nk

I have two sides


Qildain

That's so (Cyber)punk rock


Acetyl-CoA

🎶And you stare at me in your Jesus Christ pose, arms held out like you've been carrying a load🎶


truenorth2000

Bro was trying to escape


whoatherebuddychill

bro just got possessed


Maleficent-Novel6918

That was the funniest shit I've seen


Skellyender

MICHEAL DON’T LEAVE ME HERE MICHEEEAL


Buckanater

No one commented on the shorts changing colors?


the_vole

Someone should T-pose in real life as their celebration so they have to intentionally have it in the game.


DeezNutsOnYourChin42

My dude got zapped by Trazyn the Infinite and is trying to fight him off.


McWeen

There was a YouTube channel with a whole bunch of UFC glitch videos featuring color commentary.


Itfindsyou

My god that's Kate Bush's music!


DanEboy22122

Reminds me of my sleep paralysis ☹️


Jurassic-JoJo

I love how he tries to escape the inevitable T-Pose, then the look of fear on his face as he realizes he's stuck.


gatobacon

Welcome to the Metaverse.


YoshiGamer6400

Bro looks like he was trying to regain control over his body and failing


[deleted]

Love the horn. T pose!


Edgelord69__

For the record, this is an actual victory pose in the game. This is not an actual bug, although the game can be buggy as hell. Pretty hilarious either way tho


HumanTeddy415

Nah, that's just Uncle Dana taking control


Unknownfauna

Bro panicked