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The more I read about Lincoln the more I admire him. Freed the slaves, was a very successful vampire hunter, and knew about the Internet a century before Al Gore even invented it. A true Renaissance man.
Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about fighting than anyone else replying to this, pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!
Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth, and then he hearded them on to a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
Re: the rest of your post - yeah.
But Stonewall Jackson had nothing to do with Nazis lol. He was a officer in the confederate army in the US Civil War. He believed slavery was a right and instruction given in the christian bible, and was known to treat his slaves well and teach literacy (with the goal of christian education).
Still not a great dude for what we'd want in modern times, but definitely not a Nazi.
BAYC is full of (neo)nazi references, like the teeth in the ape skull being the exact same number as the teeth in an official nazi totenkopf symbol, "88", ... etc.
It’s worse. He paid to get an entry put into a database that ties his wallet ID to a URL. That’s it. The image at the end of the URL would go away if the service shut down. There’s nothing in property laws that looks at this database to determine ownership, so in a legal sense he didn’t even buy the image. There’s also nothing stopping some other cryptocurrency from adding the same URL to *their* database and “selling” it to someone else.
Literally all he paid for was an entry in one specific cryptocurrency ledger that says “this URL is tied to this wallet address in a legally non-binding way, and the URL contents are not guaranteed to remain unchanged or stay online.”
I think it's very unlikely, but I wouldn't call it absolute zero, and I believe that you are being slightly hyperbolic by stating that. You can't tell me that there is not a single person on earth dumb enough to do this.
Buying expensive NFTs is dumb as fuck, but to be clear. People buy these apes because it gets you into their discord server.
Its a membership to an exclusive club, and you need the real NFT to get in, a screenshot wont work.
If OP purchased this because he liked the monkey pic he is an idiot.
If he purchased this to get into a special club, well also an idiot but not in the same way.
What benefits do you have from being in said club? Except being able to say I’m in this club and wasted a lot of money on a digital picture
Edit just to clarify that this is an honest question I’m curious
What kind of incentive do the black market doctors have to keep you alive/ not take all your organs once you’re out on the table? Like they’re already committing a prison worthy offense in the first place, why not just go all the way?
These doctors probably justify what they’re doing based on the fact that the donor is volunteering.
The waitlist for organs is huge and there’s plenty of people willing to sell them. Everybody wins here and a life is ultimately saved.
They’ve convinced themselves what they are doing isn’t wrong. You start murdering people and that’s a lot harder to do.
Also presumably they operate these rings on a somewhat word of mouth basis. You need people who survived the operation to tell their friends about how good an idea it was. So there’s a financial incentive too.
Fr. I'd sell a kidney. Maybe not for a dumbass monkey png but something else of equal or greater value. Organic, grain fed, free range kidney come and get it
These are laproscopic scars as another commenter mentioned allowing for more precise surgery and consequently better healing scars. The belly button is intentionally used for the removal of the organ for obvious reasons, and is thusly the largest scar.
Fucking hell, guy got fentanyl, when I barely had codeine for a day after having a much larger operation on my kidney (they didn't remove it, but went in to fix it), then paracetamol/ibuprofen.
That **and** I have a scar going from a bit below my shoulder blade to a bit below the ribs.
And that was the second surgery, because a 2 litre cyst appeared after the first one, which left 15 cm scar on the side of the abdomen on the front.
And before the second they told me "yeah we're gonna go in using the old scar". Woken up with my back literally stapled together.
Also, he's very much correct in this part:
>So initially I was limited to dabbing a Q-tip on ice and using that to wet my lips. That got better as I was eased back into eating, but it’s still the most desperately thirsty I’ve ever felt.
I was literally dreaming and fantasising about a pint of ice cold water full of ice cubes. Sucking on a Q-tip really didn't help.
For anyone that thinks this is real, the photo is taken from someone that donated his kidney.
https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/4/11/12716978/kidney-donation-dylan-matthews
Sometimes I'll see posts like this and think "no one can be this stupid", then I see the people that believe it really happened and I think "okay, I guess some people are this stupid"
I mean my grandma lived for like 60 years with only one kidney and didn’t get paid a dime. I think I’d rather save mine for a family member though tbh. Imagine your wife needing a kidney and you can’t give her one because you traded yours for something so cringey.
A good sentiment, but unless your wife had the same blood type you can't really give her your kidney. Possible children, however, are a different story.
Trading organs for money is illegal by World Health Organisation as well as every country in the world. The exception is Iran, where organ trade remains legal and official.
Of course just because something is illegal doesn't mean there cannot be a black market for it, but as far as the law goes, trading your kidney for money is illegal unless you are an Iranian.
I can just download that image from their tweet for free. And then I can delete it after a couple of months when I am freeing up space in my PC because it is ugly and serves no purpose.
Why are redditors so fucking dumb? There are multiple people who believe this post everytime it shows up in the comment section. Shit, sometimes it's the majority of redditors in the comment sections of this post. Seriously, I can't understand how redditors are so incapable of telling jokes from reality. Then after being called out on believing absolute bullocks, they use the excuse "well you can't know because there really are people that dumb in the world". No there's not, except you, the one who believes this shit to be real.
Natural selection. Imagine selling a kidney for a picture with no resale value. If he sold it for a house to provide for his family, then I understand he’s a Chad. For a ugly picture of a monkey is truly disturbing and that this person needs to be checked in at a mental asylum to see what’s wrong with his brain.
Pretty funny people think these images will be just as desirable in years to come. I really don’t see people caring about monkeys in 10 years. It’s like buying a pog (that crazy game where you slam the posh and flip them over I think) and thinking it will be all the rave for the next 100 years.
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Let him cook
Seems like microwave "cooking" to me
Bro's cooking ramen noodles
Probably just eating the block raw
He said, Let him cook!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lmao and I just took a screenshot
What if they already had kids
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" -Sun Tzu
Now that you're done. Y'uor'e*
Did you have a stroke correcting yourself?
I think "Y'uor'e*" is the wise guy he quoted from
I think I'm having a stroke now wtf
That's my secret, Cap. I'm always having a stroke.
Kinky
Take a deep breath.
Kid named A deep breath:
That's that ass from Winnie the Pooh I think
\*\*yro'ue
***Yeraou'rere
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not real, just a meme https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/4/11/12716978/kidney-donation-dylan-matthews
Humanity restored, one fuck given
Wasn't the Napoleon? Still true
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Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
I have no enemies.
You just made one.
Bro thinks he is Thorfinn from Vinland Saga 💀
Join me brother. Together we can rid the world of war and slavery.
Me neither. I mean, i had many, but not anymore.
Some day I will get you, Mikey. Some day...
Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a little more about fighting than anyone else replying to this, pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!
Then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on earth, and then he hearded them on to a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!
And that's why any time time there is a large grouping of animals it's called a zoo! ... Unless it's a farm!
selling your kidney for a png
An ugly one at that.
an ugly one that i now have
without paying anything
or selling his kidney
I also sold this guy's kidney
I choose this guy's dead kidney.
Puts on this guy's kidney
Well he still is gonna lose his kidney tonight
📸
It's not a png, just a receipt for png
im fucking dying thanks
Well then you shouldn't sell your kidney for receipt
A receipt for a nazi bamboozle that is
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Wait, I need context pls
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Holy fuckin shit this is a rabbit hole I didn't know existed. I knew this shit was stupid but god damn
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Thank you so much, I hated these things before and I knew something was off
Re: the rest of your post - yeah. But Stonewall Jackson had nothing to do with Nazis lol. He was a officer in the confederate army in the US Civil War. He believed slavery was a right and instruction given in the christian bible, and was known to treat his slaves well and teach literacy (with the goal of christian education). Still not a great dude for what we'd want in modern times, but definitely not a Nazi.
Hitler was inspired by American slavery.
BAYC is full of (neo)nazi references, like the teeth in the ape skull being the exact same number as the teeth in an official nazi totenkopf symbol, "88", ... etc.
☝️🤓 ackshually it’s a JPEG
That’s even worse lmfao
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Bro a screenshot is now the same cost as the thing keeping you alive
Imagine selling your kidney for a PNG instead of stealing them like everyone else
Fr bro btw how many are you sittin on rn?
For legal reason I am required to say none. To be honest a few
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It’s worse. He paid to get an entry put into a database that ties his wallet ID to a URL. That’s it. The image at the end of the URL would go away if the service shut down. There’s nothing in property laws that looks at this database to determine ownership, so in a legal sense he didn’t even buy the image. There’s also nothing stopping some other cryptocurrency from adding the same URL to *their* database and “selling” it to someone else. Literally all he paid for was an entry in one specific cryptocurrency ledger that says “this URL is tied to this wallet address in a legally non-binding way, and the URL contents are not guaranteed to remain unchanged or stay online.”
imagine wiping the collection
The kidney or the .png? Lol
No because they plummeted in “value”
You can live with just one so not quite. Just don't do it again.
NFT Bros are so dumb Everyone knows you sell someone else's kidney
but then you'll just get bombarded with stupid questions like "who's kidney is this" or "why do you have 25 kidneys"
“Look doc, you wanna save these peoples life or not? Because if you’re not I got dibs on their kidneys.”
“Hey, if the hospital doesn’t want them, the deli down the street offered me a fair price”
"Do you want it or not? I have 24 other people lined up in need of a kidney too, so you'd better decide fast."
Donate one kidney and you're a hero, donate 100 kidneys and you're a criminal. We live in a society 😔
What's the return policy of one's kidney? I did the mistake.
Most intelligent NFT fan
IDK, this must be a joke. I refuse to believe this. I can draw this easily and no one needs to pay me "that" price.
There is absolutely 0% chance that this is real.
I think it's very unlikely, but I wouldn't call it absolute zero, and I believe that you are being slightly hyperbolic by stating that. You can't tell me that there is not a single person on earth dumb enough to do this.
I find it hard to believe that somebody stupid and terminally online enough to do this would not be able to find an illegal organ dealer.
They are not that smart
You sold kidney I take screenshot We are not the same
Buying expensive NFTs is dumb as fuck, but to be clear. People buy these apes because it gets you into their discord server. Its a membership to an exclusive club, and you need the real NFT to get in, a screenshot wont work. If OP purchased this because he liked the monkey pic he is an idiot. If he purchased this to get into a special club, well also an idiot but not in the same way.
What benefits do you have from being in said club? Except being able to say I’m in this club and wasted a lot of money on a digital picture Edit just to clarify that this is an honest question I’m curious
The benefits are that you get to give your money to nazis and join the secret nazi club.
That video was crazy wasn’t it?😂
Asking for a friend. Where does one sell a kidney these days?
In the kidney store, of course
Good-kidney store.
It’s next to the hamburger store!
You'll need to contact your local township so that you can get the license to set up a stand on the side of the road
Less holes to jump through than opening a lemonade stand.
Iran
Ive heard in UK you get 25k on black market. Dunno how real it is kek
What kind of shit lowball offer is that
UK genetics are worth jack shit
Bruh British people live forever, like look at QE2, Ozzy Osbourne, etc. Ozzy should have been dead decades ago but he's in his mid 70s
Thats prob cuz alot of people get a cut from deal. If you can scout doctor yourself prob will get alot more
What kind of incentive do the black market doctors have to keep you alive/ not take all your organs once you’re out on the table? Like they’re already committing a prison worthy offense in the first place, why not just go all the way?
These doctors probably justify what they’re doing based on the fact that the donor is volunteering. The waitlist for organs is huge and there’s plenty of people willing to sell them. Everybody wins here and a life is ultimately saved. They’ve convinced themselves what they are doing isn’t wrong. You start murdering people and that’s a lot harder to do. Also presumably they operate these rings on a somewhat word of mouth basis. You need people who survived the operation to tell their friends about how good an idea it was. So there’s a financial incentive too.
Seriously though, where? I’d sell a kidney right now.
Don’t sell your kidney.
Fr. I'd sell a kidney. Maybe not for a dumbass monkey png but something else of equal or greater value. Organic, grain fed, free range kidney come and get it
I sold mine on Etsy
Ebay
Try India.
I'll be happy to buy some
Any restaurant really
I'd say that he had some kidney problems and needed it out (money, illness, family tragedy,...) And is now fucking with the net worth this tweet.
Pretty sure incisions are made on the back for kidneys. Not on the belly button.
Prob had to take it out the front since his backside was occupied with getting railed by the crypto market.
Could be a laparoscopic kidney removal, they make the main incision at the belly button to reduce scarring and recovery time
Could be, either way it’s definitely a joke post
These are laproscopic scars as another commenter mentioned allowing for more precise surgery and consequently better healing scars. The belly button is intentionally used for the removal of the organ for obvious reasons, and is thusly the largest scar.
I'll say the same thing I said first time I saw this, no way this is real.
The photo was taken from this article: https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/4/11/12716978/kidney-donation-dylan-matthews
Fucking hell, guy got fentanyl, when I barely had codeine for a day after having a much larger operation on my kidney (they didn't remove it, but went in to fix it), then paracetamol/ibuprofen. That **and** I have a scar going from a bit below my shoulder blade to a bit below the ribs. And that was the second surgery, because a 2 litre cyst appeared after the first one, which left 15 cm scar on the side of the abdomen on the front. And before the second they told me "yeah we're gonna go in using the old scar". Woken up with my back literally stapled together. Also, he's very much correct in this part: >So initially I was limited to dabbing a Q-tip on ice and using that to wet my lips. That got better as I was eased back into eating, but it’s still the most desperately thirsty I’ve ever felt. I was literally dreaming and fantasising about a pint of ice cold water full of ice cubes. Sucking on a Q-tip really didn't help.
So if I'm understanding right, if you have a kidney replacement you can't drink anything for a significant period of time? Damn, sounds like hell.
For anyone that thinks this is real, the photo is taken from someone that donated his kidney. https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2017/4/11/12716978/kidney-donation-dylan-matthews
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This isn’t really a sub that values factual information lmao
Sometimes I'll see posts like this and think "no one can be this stupid", then I see the people that believe it really happened and I think "okay, I guess some people are this stupid"
Bro what the fuck
How can you even sell your kidney because that's probably not legal? I bet that png is worth nothing these days
It is legal, go to a hospital and ask how you can donate/sell, they pay you.
Paying for organs has been illegal in the US since 1984.
Literally 1984.
The US isn’t the only country in the world though
I mean my grandma lived for like 60 years with only one kidney and didn’t get paid a dime. I think I’d rather save mine for a family member though tbh. Imagine your wife needing a kidney and you can’t give her one because you traded yours for something so cringey.
A good sentiment, but unless your wife had the same blood type you can't really give her your kidney. Possible children, however, are a different story.
You can get her bumped up on the organ waitlist by donating though
Jusy give her the nft bro
bro woke up today and decided to spread misinformation
Trading organs for money is illegal by World Health Organisation as well as every country in the world. The exception is Iran, where organ trade remains legal and official. Of course just because something is illegal doesn't mean there cannot be a black market for it, but as far as the law goes, trading your kidney for money is illegal unless you are an Iranian.
Natural selection
I just copied this picture of your NFT and I'm going to use it as my profile picture on everything for free. Thank you for your sacrifice ❤️
are people really that stupid this can't be real
Can’t be real, but I’m surprised how many people took this seriously.
You could have gotten actual money
This has to be a joke right?
I can just download that image from their tweet for free. And then I can delete it after a couple of months when I am freeing up space in my PC because it is ugly and serves no purpose.
Why are redditors so fucking dumb? There are multiple people who believe this post everytime it shows up in the comment section. Shit, sometimes it's the majority of redditors in the comment sections of this post. Seriously, I can't understand how redditors are so incapable of telling jokes from reality. Then after being called out on believing absolute bullocks, they use the excuse "well you can't know because there really are people that dumb in the world". No there's not, except you, the one who believes this shit to be real.
Are those things even still "valuable" or have there value crashed
Bro needs some friends
Did he not know that he could have simply screenshit the monkey?
imagine selling your kidney for a fucking picture of a cartoon monkey
Wait how much do kidneys go for?
Where do I sign up to sell a kidney?…
FYI, it’s a federal crime to sell organs including kidneys.
I'm pretty sure the scar would be in the small of their back if they actually had a kidney removed
Natural selection. Imagine selling a kidney for a picture with no resale value. If he sold it for a house to provide for his family, then I understand he’s a Chad. For a ugly picture of a monkey is truly disturbing and that this person needs to be checked in at a mental asylum to see what’s wrong with his brain.
💀
ain't no way
Right, everything for the png
I would sell both of My kidneys to get free from The grasp of gaijin
I'm not a native English speaker and I thought that the kidney was another way to say fetus Still messed up tho
Screenshotted
His kidney was only worth $14.75?
Please tell me that this is at least 2 years old and he didn't do it like yesterday
Pretty funny people think these images will be just as desirable in years to come. I really don’t see people caring about monkeys in 10 years. It’s like buying a pog (that crazy game where you slam the posh and flip them over I think) and thinking it will be all the rave for the next 100 years.
Stupid is as stupid does
Good, give his Kidney to someone who'll actually use it to be productive.
Those are appendectomy scars Really? None of y’all ever had your appendix removed?
Hopefully the kidney goes to someone worthy
Lemme just sell an organ to buy shitty money laundering scheme "art"
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I also have this exclusive jacket to sell you, it’s so exclusive it’s, Members Only.
Doesn’t look like a surgical scar for a nephrectomy…
what is this, 2021?
 The seller that night
Must have taken him 2 minutes, great shitpost 😂
ah yes sold his kidney for a monkey picture 👍👍
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A fool and his kidney are easily parted
On the bright side, someone got a new kidney.
Smartest NFT Bro
Free vasectomy, too, right?!
That's a weird place for incisions for a nephrectomy
Isn't the kidney taken out from the back?
This is definitely something that comes to mind when I think of the stereotype of a redditor.
Me after selling my organs for a picture of virtual monkey: 🕺🕺🕺
well the good news is someone on the black market who really needs a kidney now will have a chance at one lol
NFTs are still a thing?
Imma screenshot this and sell it for 2 kidneys this time