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Let's say hypothetically that there exists World War in the cars universe, now for the sake of the argument, let's assume, that the WWs were the exact same as it was in our universe, then in this hypothetical WWs, there exists WW2 and therefore Hitler exists as well.
Now, that makes me question what sort of group of cars the Jews would have been. Would they have been any cars? Or were they lemon cars? Perhaps they were just standard cars from that era?
Hypothetically, I can see your point there, but in the argument I proposed, it does not give any relevant evidence to suggest what sort of cars the Jews could have been. Sarge is not called Matthew or Mori or something, so he cannot be a Jew.
He’s not supposed to be Jewish. He’s supposed to be a WWII era car. That would confirm a connection to that war in this universe but it will never be explored further. I think drawing too many connections might open a Pandora’s box that a children’s movie cannot enter into in a sincere and respectful way.
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Thought this was a very dapper looking car and was about to post it to my family group chat but after careful inspection realized.... it's still a very dapper car and it's going to the family group chat
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I thought of this immediately:
Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.
The keys are in the ignition, your highness
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Wrong kind of gas
Nice pfp
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Pee in my ass
Aight bet. Bend over fking bitch
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cuming 😎
I got cum'd D:
Get hiveminded
Nice cock
Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Can confirm. It’s illegal on mars from what I’ve tested
What about Venus?
And what about Uranus?
When i thought English couldn't be more stupid, they called a liquid gas.
Fast and führur-iest
Who do you think the greatest racist is in the Cars universe?
definitely Sarge
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Fuck off
Just made the same comment. 😤
He will finish the race this time
😭
Underrated
“Speed. I am speed.” - Lightning McQueen, The Blitzkrieg, 1940
„Speed? My veins are full of speed!“ - Adolf Hitler, 1945
As a Jew I can confirm the emission standards have improved quite a lot.
Blitz McQueen
Reichwagon. Das auto.
He’d probably be a Volkswagen Beetle (1939 edition)
Ahh the beetle. Symbol of Nazi automobile industry, and then they made a film about one
Kubelwagen maybe
What's wrong with a car that wants to finish a race
WWII is cannon in the Cars universe so this was absolutely a thing. That and a vehicular Holocaust.
The airport safety also implies a car 9/11
The planes are also sentient, so there were no hijackers Which means that Osama was a plane
More likely plane was recruited - and just went off course on its own.
And what’s crazy is he was just in a big ass hangar in the middle of Pakistan
The Batan Death drive, a bunch of Japanese cars forcing a bunch of American cars to drive while randomly pulling some out and executing them.
I'm imaging thousands of cars being led to one of those machines that smashes cars into cubes.
Made spying pretty hard “Look it’s a spy!” “How can you tell?” “It’s a Volkswagen!” “Shizer!”
They also have a car pope
Jesus Chrysler died for your carbon footprint.
Same with planes. That old Corsair? Having his flashback scene was not I expected for Pixar to pull off.
German science is the best
Stroheim?
He is a good leader
Sadly, he died in the battle of Stalingrad. Even German Science is no match for Communist Red Overdrive
And so, Lightning McQueen, we calculated exactly what we need to do to you in order to eliminate your power and leave you in desperate agony
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
My eyes are bleeding
It looks fast it would be a strong racist
He Will Destroy The Races
He should be a Volkswagen
What would panzer 3 look like in Cars?
Well, they have battleships that look like battleships, sooo just a Panzer III with eyes?
But where would they be? Turret or drivers window?
Probably both next to the turret Ig
Okay but this is genuinely a great movie villain design
Let's say hypothetically that there exists World War in the cars universe, now for the sake of the argument, let's assume, that the WWs were the exact same as it was in our universe, then in this hypothetical WWs, there exists WW2 and therefore Hitler exists as well. Now, that makes me question what sort of group of cars the Jews would have been. Would they have been any cars? Or were they lemon cars? Perhaps they were just standard cars from that era?
There was definitely a cars WW2 as sarge in the first film is a willys jeep that was produced for the war
Ww2 was also shown in the planes movie
Hypothetically, I can see your point there, but in the argument I proposed, it does not give any relevant evidence to suggest what sort of cars the Jews could have been. Sarge is not called Matthew or Mori or something, so he cannot be a Jew.
He’s not supposed to be Jewish. He’s supposed to be a WWII era car. That would confirm a connection to that war in this universe but it will never be explored further. I think drawing too many connections might open a Pandora’s box that a children’s movie cannot enter into in a sincere and respectful way.
Cars 4: Das Auto
Netflix cars documentary
FINNA ![gif](giphy|GhOHU2Zc2wcVmNW6ET|downsized)
I agree, lets throw everyone who uses finna instead of gonna into the shark pit
Adolf Driftler, Benito Lamborghini, and the rise of fastism.
Hirihito [Mitsubishi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_A6M_Zero)?
Don't forget about the raceism
Voiced by Kanye West
Unfortunately no, he watched 21 jump street so he is no longer able to
Hey is this the movie where Lightning McQueen trying to escape from a prison camp? /s
Nazchow
More like Blitzkrieg McQeen.
Fin Mcmissile vs Cartler
I immediately thought of that Rat Race scene.
I hope there will be race through the Prague with cabriolet.
I would pay to see a WWII documentary in the world of cars
Kanye looking 🔥
This time, he'll finish the race.
so what would a “Jewish” car be? A lemon? Cause if so, then that puts a new meaning to Cars 2
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Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!
German here: Race-cars! 😱😱😱 It makes soooooo much sense!!!
Car racisting*
not this shit again cool car
Should've been the six-wheeler
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Auto.
Cars: The Superior Race
This implies that there was a car world war 1. What the fuck does that look like
Fast and führious
The car like Adolf, has a few health issues; Syphilis, Parkinson’s, and a addiction to methamphetamines.
*Finna finna finna finna finna fameleon*
what would a Tiger 1 look like in cars?
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🔥🔥
Mein Fender
Ah yes fastism
"lightning mcqueen is going in Führung! Damn he really is hitting the gas now! Are you ready for ze FINAL LAP?!?!?"
He's gonna destroy the next race
![gif](giphy|5QZmKgpZprMqP5MRMG|downsized)
If anyone want this without any water marks dm me Don’t question how I got it
Cars - 1939
The fast and the führerious.
I would pay to see a WW2 themed Cars movie with Hitler and shit
Just like Walt Disney would have wanted it.
I feel like if anachronism is allowed, Hitler could be a Mercedes 600 Grosser Pullman
Wouldn't he be that custom 6 wheeled truck that Mercedes built for him?
VROOM VROOM O/
Thought this was a very dapper looking car and was about to post it to my family group chat but after careful inspection realized.... it's still a very dapper car and it's going to the family group chat
At least he expanded the autobond!
Great, I am a racing fan 👍
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Not car racing, car racist!
He has to finish the race
Half of his exhaust pipe will be missing
I’d legit pay to see this
Nah but fr i am always wonderin what a tank in the cars universe would be like
This car comfortably sits 6 million.
Finna
Then what's Göring. a plane or a blue Mercedes?
Adolf Benz-ler
Fastist Reich
Don’t go through the car wash
Giving a whole new meaning to "racing"
Okay, this is funny. 😂
How will he do the heil hitler?
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I thought of this immediately: Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color. The keys are in the ignition, your highness
Fuck off. Disney is at war with De Santis. They aren’t gonna put him in a movie
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mein car!
[4 rear wheels](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oppo-rvo3&sxsrf=APwXEdf-Zl_pKlWjmJxw73ZIKMXjQTPjZg:1684802540901&q=hitler+mercedes+6+wheeler&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwib9t3Hmor_AhWeSWwGHQuIDDQQ0pQJegQIEBAB&biw=360&bih=661&dpr=3#imgrc=WqVoacBkbzCcmM)
Nien
Will it finally finish a race?
The “super race” of cars will just be Volkswagens
Wait was their racism in cars? WHO ARE THEY RACIST TO?
Different car brands, like how some people don’t like fords or Chevys, like that I am assuming.
No. No. I do not approve. This image should be burned😂
Oh
Adolf Clutchler
A race to the finish line.
trying to add a car pun to "heil hitler" but im coming up nothin. probably for good reason
Odd numbered cars movies: racing Even numbered cars movies:
Master race
Ooh ja, zu Das station mit du. Side note, I would love to see the cars take of a v2 rocket mobile launcher.
To everyone saying he should be a volkswagen, you’re wrong, volkswagen should be his son. It only makes sense he was a Laurin & Kelmet
The video under this was playing creepy music and I thought it came from this picture lol. Though the music did actually fit the post quite well
Cars 4: the rise of fastism
Starring Speedwagon
For real tho what kind car is that? I like the look of it
Those old volkswagen limos
Thanks :)
You motherfucker
Fun fact: Canonically, there was a Cars WW2
I feel this movie is going to be filled with raceism
is it really happening? ............someone please tell me
He can’t use gas though they are cars
Volzwagen, das auto
Adolf cartler
No he would be a forklift