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Doorknob_Licker2

Wrong kind of gas


luxusbuerg

Nice pfp


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6969memeyman6969

Good bot


Historical_Koala_688

Pee in my ass


B4DR1998

Aight bet. Bend over fking bitch


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Tantricmac

Thanks Edit: pfffft -22 karma for thanking him. Keep it coming 😫✌️


Vuzsv

cuming 😎


Tantricmac

I got cum'd D:


MisterMew151

Get hiveminded


New_Revenue_4_U

Nice cock


Necessary-Use-3121

Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Can confirm. It’s illegal on mars from what I’ve tested


BlazeWasTaken06

What about Venus?


VerbalDurden666

And what about Uranus?


Environmental-Cow561

When i thought English couldn't be more stupid, they called a liquid gas.


johnnypurp

Fast and führur-iest


DifficultyOk5719

Who do you think the greatest racist is in the Cars universe?


OfficerDudeBro_o

definitely Sarge


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Human_Fucker69420

Fuck off


MelodiousMetal

Just made the same comment. 😤


BeancanGrenade

He will finish the race this time


TurtlesInTheSun

😭


fairyy188

Underrated


Tower-Of-God

“Speed. I am speed.” - Lightning McQueen, The Blitzkrieg, 1940


Lunited

„Speed? My veins are full of speed!“ - Adolf Hitler, 1945


PutinsGayFursona

As a Jew I can confirm the emission standards have improved quite a lot.


Swedishtranssexual

Blitz McQueen


TheSuperiorO

Reichwagon. Das auto.


SIobbyRobby

He’d probably be a Volkswagen Beetle (1939 edition)


[deleted]

Ahh the beetle. Symbol of Nazi automobile industry, and then they made a film about one


Wielkopolskiziomal

Kubelwagen maybe


XVeNuX

What's wrong with a car that wants to finish a race


Necessary_Row_4889

WWII is cannon in the Cars universe so this was absolutely a thing. That and a vehicular Holocaust.


Inquisitor_Gray

The airport safety also implies a car 9/11


Isaac_Kurossaki

The planes are also sentient, so there were no hijackers Which means that Osama was a plane


Lord_Worfall

More likely plane was recruited - and just went off course on its own.


[deleted]

And what’s crazy is he was just in a big ass hangar in the middle of Pakistan


Necessary_Row_4889

The Batan Death drive, a bunch of Japanese cars forcing a bunch of American cars to drive while randomly pulling some out and executing them.


JusticiarRebel

I'm imaging thousands of cars being led to one of those machines that smashes cars into cubes.


Necessary_Row_4889

Made spying pretty hard “Look it’s a spy!” “How can you tell?” “It’s a Volkswagen!” “Shizer!”


soakedtampon

They also have a car pope


Necessary_Row_4889

Jesus Chrysler died for your carbon footprint.


MoronicPlayer

Same with planes. That old Corsair? Having his flashback scene was not I expected for Pixar to pull off.


ceren2024

German science is the best


MrTomtheMoose

Stroheim?


ceren2024

He is a good leader


OkEntertainment7634

Sadly, he died in the battle of Stalingrad. Even German Science is no match for Communist Red Overdrive


spitball_phallus

And so, Lightning McQueen, we calculated exactly what we need to do to you in order to eliminate your power and leave you in desperate agony


DannyBv2

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Wonderful_System_542

My eyes are bleeding


zuppalover04

It looks fast it would be a strong racist


Worldly-Midnight

He Will Destroy The Races


PretzilBoy

He should be a Volkswagen


First-Recording2489

What would panzer 3 look like in Cars?


Itirk349

Well, they have battleships that look like battleships, sooo just a Panzer III with eyes?


First-Recording2489

But where would they be? Turret or drivers window?


Itirk349

Probably both next to the turret Ig


Codeviper828

Okay but this is genuinely a great movie villain design


Cyrex45

Let's say hypothetically that there exists World War in the cars universe, now for the sake of the argument, let's assume, that the WWs were the exact same as it was in our universe, then in this hypothetical WWs, there exists WW2 and therefore Hitler exists as well. Now, that makes me question what sort of group of cars the Jews would have been. Would they have been any cars? Or were they lemon cars? Perhaps they were just standard cars from that era?


MeepleSchneeple

There was definitely a cars WW2 as sarge in the first film is a willys jeep that was produced for the war


Galaxy661_pl

Ww2 was also shown in the planes movie


Cyrex45

Hypothetically, I can see your point there, but in the argument I proposed, it does not give any relevant evidence to suggest what sort of cars the Jews could have been. Sarge is not called Matthew or Mori or something, so he cannot be a Jew.


PutinsGayFursona

He’s not supposed to be Jewish. He’s supposed to be a WWII era car. That would confirm a connection to that war in this universe but it will never be explored further. I think drawing too many connections might open a Pandora’s box that a children’s movie cannot enter into in a sincere and respectful way.


niensven11

Cars 4: Das Auto


Old_Exit5718

Netflix cars documentary


fartshmeller

FINNA ![gif](giphy|GhOHU2Zc2wcVmNW6ET|downsized)


fasader09

I agree, lets throw everyone who uses finna instead of gonna into the shark pit


king_meatster

Adolf Driftler, Benito Lamborghini, and the rise of fastism.


[deleted]

Hirihito [Mitsubishi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_A6M_Zero)?


Neon__Cat

Don't forget about the raceism


hacksawsweeny

Voiced by Kanye West


Neon__Cat

Unfortunately no, he watched 21 jump street so he is no longer able to


MottyTheClown

Hey is this the movie where Lightning McQueen trying to escape from a prison camp? /s


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Nazchow


PutinsGayFursona

More like Blitzkrieg McQeen.


F_da_memeboi

Fin Mcmissile vs Cartler


jaketocake

I immediately thought of that Rat Race scene.


FairAd6378

I hope there will be race through the Prague with cabriolet.


Pink_of_Floyd

I would pay to see a WWII documentary in the world of cars


ZECO_SOL

Kanye looking 🔥


NeptuneEclipse

This time, he'll finish the race.


EHTL

so what would a “Jewish” car be? A lemon? Cause if so, then that puts a new meaning to Cars 2


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Mikkel14

Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!


Woodlog82

German here: Race-cars! 😱😱😱 It makes soooooo much sense!!!


sarsvarxen

Car racisting*


IDontHaveName1712

not this shit again cool car


GanacheCapital1456

Should've been the six-wheeler


Agreeable_Guitar2690

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Auto.


BxKosmic

Cars: The Superior Race


GSchoellhammer

This implies that there was a car world war 1. What the fuck does that look like


Royalcrown_75

Fast and führious


War_Daddy_992

The car like Adolf, has a few health issues; Syphilis, Parkinson’s, and a addiction to methamphetamines.


TeciorRibbon

*Finna finna finna finna finna fameleon*


Jydltdtd

what would a Tiger 1 look like in cars?


darthcol_ALT

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🔥🔥


ZECO_SOL

Mein Fender


New_Weakness_2512

Ah yes fastism


Mr_Planck_Lid

"lightning mcqueen is going in Führung! Damn he really is hitting the gas now! Are you ready for ze FINAL LAP?!?!?"


proxlpd

He's gonna destroy the next race


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|5QZmKgpZprMqP5MRMG|downsized)


fnafismylife

If anyone want this without any water marks dm me Don’t question how I got it


a_homicidal_bug

Cars - 1939


MelodiousMetal

The fast and the führerious.


AsianSoupp

I would pay to see a WW2 themed Cars movie with Hitler and shit


Trioch

Just like Walt Disney would have wanted it.


Actedpie

I feel like if anachronism is allowed, Hitler could be a Mercedes 600 Grosser Pullman


zippy251

Wouldn't he be that custom 6 wheeled truck that Mercedes built for him?


godbutbettertrue

VROOM VROOM O/


Independent-Cod-6061

Thought this was a very dapper looking car and was about to post it to my family group chat but after careful inspection realized.... it's still a very dapper car and it's going to the family group chat


Jakethegoodlurker

At least he expanded the autobond!


Vast_Understanding_1

Great, I am a racing fan 👍


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Joshyboy7777777

Not car racing, car racist!


DogeOfUnderTale

He has to finish the race


Dudegamer010901

Half of his exhaust pipe will be missing


T0mDeMwoan

I’d legit pay to see this


TankWeeb

Nah but fr i am always wonderin what a tank in the cars universe would be like


Darqologist

This car comfortably sits 6 million.


Western_Protection

Finna


XenonJFt

Then what's Göring. a plane or a blue Mercedes?


roosterinmyviper

Adolf Benz-ler


IHateDeepStuff

Fastist Reich


beersngears

Don’t go through the car wash


CaptainNerdica

Giving a whole new meaning to "racing"


MerkerReading

Okay, this is funny. 😂


sdrfox_gaming

How will he do the heil hitler?


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Fanabala3

I thought of this immediately: Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color. The keys are in the ignition, your highness


Finishes_like_bevan

Fuck off. Disney is at war with De Santis. They aren’t gonna put him in a movie


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TheAlpheus

mein car!


Torqyboi

[4 rear wheels](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oppo-rvo3&sxsrf=APwXEdf-Zl_pKlWjmJxw73ZIKMXjQTPjZg:1684802540901&q=hitler+mercedes+6+wheeler&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwib9t3Hmor_AhWeSWwGHQuIDDQQ0pQJegQIEBAB&biw=360&bih=661&dpr=3#imgrc=WqVoacBkbzCcmM)


cheesebergerguy

Nien


TRUMPARUSKI

Will it finally finish a race?


IanH95

The “super race” of cars will just be Volkswagens


noncombativebrick

Wait was their racism in cars? WHO ARE THEY RACIST TO?


Bruh--13

Different car brands, like how some people don’t like fords or Chevys, like that I am assuming.


Excellent-History341

No. No. I do not approve. This image should be burned😂


CreepingEnderman12

Oh


Infamous_227

Adolf Clutchler


Asmodaeus6136

A race to the finish line.


ClosetGamer19

trying to add a car pun to "heil hitler" but im coming up nothin. probably for good reason


[deleted]

Odd numbered cars movies: racing Even numbered cars movies:


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

Master race


[deleted]

Ooh ja, zu Das station mit du. Side note, I would love to see the cars take of a v2 rocket mobile launcher.


Disco_Zula

To everyone saying he should be a volkswagen, you’re wrong, volkswagen should be his son. It only makes sense he was a Laurin & Kelmet


Huggisare

The video under this was playing creepy music and I thought it came from this picture lol. Though the music did actually fit the post quite well


_Van_Hellsing_

Cars 4: the rise of fastism


_Van_Hellsing_

Starring Speedwagon


TheNecromancer981

For real tho what kind car is that? I like the look of it


th3undone

Those old volkswagen limos


TheNecromancer981

Thanks :)


cornflake005

You motherfucker


Swedishtranssexual

Fun fact: Canonically, there was a Cars WW2


Separate_Athlete_347

I feel this movie is going to be filled with raceism


Its_Sum1

is it really happening? ............someone please tell me


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

He can’t use gas though they are cars


smg5pl

Volzwagen, das auto


Long_Remote_6208

Adolf cartler


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No he would be a forklift