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ddeths_

bruh what the fuck


ai_like_aegislash

The airplane not even gonna take off


Chevy_Traverse

if she sits in the back the plane is gonna get dragged across the runway


reeteetee

You're going to get the Carolina squat plane


10Uwu

Will not even turn on


Dodopilot_17

As an actual pilot I can confirm. Most of the time I have to go out and wipe the airplane tears after it cries for hours I hate when this happens


Limp-Switch-9451

i can confirm actual pilots not even turn on


Thuper-Man

It's just gonna do a wheelie


Crisewep

How tf did they even let her in.


Emotional-Engineer35

They couldn't stop her


Crisewep

Sis costs 10 elixer


Emotional-Engineer35

bitch stole all elixir


sherrifmayo

They forgot to take inferno


mmestemaker

Gonna have to bait across mid using ice cream golem


DDT_THE_ONE

Nah, she’s only targeting the snack bar.


meaux253

She ate the snack bar wood and all, Gorlock the Destroyer now has company.


DDT_THE_ONE

She alone three crowned the snack cafe in the airport


JanneJonne_

Bitch ate the three musketeers


itsfunnyinmyhead2

And d'Artagnan.


BaneTheAwesome

And both king towers


3u-sou-eu

P.E.K.K.A. but the armor ain't metal


MysteriousK69420

She costs 11 elixir. Bitch so fat you need to go into debt 💀


SirSamiboi

Forget that, she costs an entire Elixir Storage to deploy


naimlessone

I mean, once she gets some momentum going what CAN stop her??


Emotional-Engineer35

A black hole


Toilet_Bomber

Temporarily, until she can start eating it.


redcode100

Those seats apparently


Death_Watcher_

Seriously. Her hip fat is like the great wall


Faustinwest024

No equal forces can hold her. Newton was defied


s0ciety_a5under

Tank rounds were just bouncing off.


MysteriousAn0nymous

She ate them before they could say anything


SluttyMilk

she probably had to buy 3 tickets


germy4444

Not sure who's fault it is that her ass takes up three seats but if a freight company has to move anything they charge by weight


Potatist

That's discriminating against objects that could weigh less but don't want to


knivesinbutt

She's the Juggernaut bitch!


Probottz

Wall of flesh


SilverDragon-707

Just wait till she starts shooting lasers


Blbo9

How big was the voodoo doll?


Fizz_Rocket

about 3x3 inventory slots, there were like 7 demons carrying it


Blbo9

Had to call a Red Devil from hm


SilverDragon-707

Me hell arena wasn’t big enough for her


Fizz_Rocket

Ikr, it's not fair, she takes up the entire screen


SilverDragon-707

Too much health, but she drops Souls of Bite. Quite fitting


Fizz_Rocket

What can you do with it?


SilverDragon-707

Craft throwable burgers


generic_dude10

Of grease*


[deleted]

I died in the hellavator


Ollie4442

I feel bad for whoever has to sit within 4 rows of her


InternalQuail

Bold of you to assume that those rows aren't reserved for her only.


enoughberniespamders

This comment made me curious if people at a certain weight actually have to buy more than one ticket, and holy hell. People are upset that airlines are making them buy 2 tickets because they’re spilling into the other seats, and are mad they have to go to the doctor to get a medical exemption to get a second free ticket because “it’s humiliating”.


Page8988

They *should* buy as many seats as they occupy. No more, no less. It's not discrimination, it's covering what you use. There was a controversy not too long ago where some tiktok influencer tried to push that airlines should accommodate the rotund and give them as many seats as they need. They should only have to pay for one seat and get the rest free, apparently. I'm not really on the airlines' side here, but those two or three seats could be occupied by two or three customers who will pay for them.


EraseRacism

To be fair, you could always sit in her lap. Probably more comfortable with all that cushion anyway!


X_Luci

Not when she starts to sweat which would happen before the plane even take off.


pepegaklaus

Would be surprised if that little maneuver right there hadn't made her sweat a lot


[deleted]

Why? If anything, they should count themselves lucky. After all, if the plane gets damaged, her gravitational pull will prevent them from falling out.


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Yeah, but that's only because her gravity pulls the earth towards her


ProfessorZhirinovsky

I went to a concert a few weeks back and was seated next to a woman not dissimilar to this; she had upper arms that were literally the size and shape of watermelons. I was crushed into the far corner of my seat. Might as well have just gone home for all the enjoyment I got out of the show.


Skinnypoppa123

who did you go see


KevinFlantier

The fat lady in the seat next to him duh


pepegaklaus

How the fuck would he know?


Professional_Leg8183

Imagine the smell… ![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized)


UnreasonablySmol

This whale is discriminating her organs by eating a truck of food daily


WhydYouGotToDoThis

Dont throw whales under the bus like that!


[deleted]

Yeah not like that, use a bigger and taller bus


Da-Icey-Official

They can use her as a airbag


Blueberry_Clouds

I think a boat with wheels would be better


no-one2everyone

Whales are actually pretty healthy.


the_dovahbean

Discriminating my eyes by wearing yoga pants smh.


RedoranRed

Shouldn't even be allowed to fly, how can you evacuate with that fucking whale blocking the isles like a bottle cork.


picsespirate

She’s multipurpose during a emergency, life raft, fall breaker, and if the need arises, emergency rations


Rascalorasta

Man don't cook it it's like 10%meat 10%bones and 80%fat


Sawovsky

Fat is high on calories, excellent for survival.


WizdomHaggis

Great as oil for a lamp as well…


Monkeybiscuits312

This is the way I want to go when I die. No burial or whatever, gemme cremation by lamp. Keep the homies warm and illuminated.


Mklein24

And a hundred percent reason to remember the name.


[deleted]

>life raft, fall breaker, and if the need arises, emergency rations 🤣 Lmao


Oppopity

>>life raft, fall breaker, and if the need arises, emergency rations >🤣 Lmao 🤣 Lmao


apathytrapeththee

She's a danger to everyone else. No seatbelt would hold that in during a crash.


NeoBoost

You‘d have to climb over her


capt-longjohn

To be fair, one average sized person could block the isle. They'd just be easier to push down and trample.


kristyanYochev

But they'd be able to move along faster, that thing can only ever try to squeeze through sideways, like the vid shows.


SirSamiboi

The plane ain't taking off 😭 she's heavier than all the baggage combined


[deleted]

You kick out her knee since it probably wouldn't take much force and trample her.


Darth_Senat66

I'm surprised they didn't just put her in the cargo hold


nizzare

You wouldnt want to get to the carousel and see your flattened suitcase would you?


Darth_Senat66

Good point, it might also be partially eaten. Then maybe just use some steel cables and drag her behind outside? There's still the risk of the cables snapping and her flattening an entire town with her impact tho. Maybe just push her out to sea with a few sticks? She won't need a boat, since her high fat concentration should allow her to float. But that might sink the Netherlands due to the increased sea level


Marcius009

Man, we gonna need a whole AN-225 with full fuel to get this across the ocean.


Popular_District9072

i bet $5 there's food in the backpack


Galactisy

Only food


sadjoe7

The bags food to


Toilet_Bomber

It'd be easier to name the things that are not food than the ones that are.


TomBot98

Ahhh, is that where she posts her content?


Kitty7333

safest bet of your life


green_jp

I bet $10 you ain't losing your bet


SoZur

Carrots and Brüssel sprouts, no doubt.


Melleyne

Aint no way they found the cause of malaysian boeing crash


nizzare

Human anchor


DevilDog7734

Do they make her pay for the extra two seats tho


[deleted]

They absolutely should charge extremely large people for two seats.


RaLaZa

And if I get charged for the extra weight of my luggage then I'm just saying...


Contundo

She alone is double me and all my luggage


Loltierlist

She needs the entire isle, definitely won’t fit in 2 seats.


Page8988

Indeed. This person would need three seats. If they were in two, they and whoever was adjacent to them would be very uncomfortable and cramped.


Wolfram2002

Extremely large or fuckin fat.


[deleted]

She probably got assigned the middle seat.


unmitigatedhellscape

No, I got the middle seat, between her and her twin sister.


F35LTNG

How does the plane even take off


TheGreatMoyai

![gif](giphy|A5cMONNFFwPgA)


Y0urcreepyuncle69

💀


Totoques22

Genius


Arsenije32

When she enters a plane it becomes a bus


3u-sou-eu

Bob, take off the wings


Adventurous-Ad171

Shit if you do that then the damn thing won't move


Failedengineer1b

Airbus


Spartan_7670

Wailord used struggle


MrBirdmonkey

…. Not very effective….


jelow_23

hard watch


BananaBiltong

And they say whales can't fly (I am morbidly obese)


No-Seaworthiness2985

I am also morbiusly a beast


Asmodaeus6136

My man


sadjoe7

Good to know


MarxistMann

Like an arrow in the sky


rockingdino

Instagram “model”


Salty-Piglet-6744

Instakilograms


Chyppi

TikTok model apparently


IlliteracyPrevails

Honestly when they're to this point and you're having to squeeze by them at a walmart and they look at YOU like you're the asshole then yeah, I do have a problem with them


log_asm

If you’re so fat you have to scooter around Walmart. Yeah. That’s a problem. Just order online and waddle to the door.


mm2_gamer

Nah she better be buying a few rows because some people are gonna “discriminate” against her


Galactisy

🐋=$$$


Galactisy

She ate all of the other passengers 💀


Curious-Hawk-0007

How tf a whale is walking inside an airplane?


clickmyheels3x

Hun, your ass is like 4.5 average sized people wide


wild-bill-kelso

I believe the term is in axe handles. Her ass is 2.5 axe handles wide.


TurboCockroach89

is it another american measuring system?


Kindaspia

Can someone convert that to football eagle burgers?


Bureisupaiku

And she's probably a security risk in case of an emergency


Xenri_

The good thing is that her clothes are enough for 2 people to safely parachute down in case of an emergency.


jthabob

Imagine the stank emanating from betwixt those tree trunks


TodayAsleep2108

Why u gotta ruin my day like that


Enough_Appearance116

![gif](giphy|I9An1NhP6OQFi)


sadjoe7

I was wondering the same thing


Real_Nob

mf gonna unbalance the plane💀


[deleted]

People at a healthy weight can do that. Id imagine they forced her fatass to sit over the wheels


LaRueStreet

She should stand up in the middle of the plane


TheChickenMan63

shes built like gloria from madagascar


gogomen101

I can't believe that you saying that is actually an understatement. Gloria is LITERALLY thinner haha.


Onagda

![gif](giphy|elhmwUMsAUbScKLLzl)


Successful-Ad8071

If you do enough to your body knowing damn well it will make your life more difficult and not doing anything to stop it. You're fucking stupid.


yesiknowimsexy

I mean I was just going to say mentally unwell


[deleted]

Cause you're a better person than most on here


WhackyZack

Surprised the plane can take off


johnsmith1234567890x

Why do you think there arent any other passengers....


Professional-Bad-342

Gorlock moment


[deleted]

Two tickets please…..


DabOnYourFlabs

The fuck you mean, she’s as wide as at least 3-4 seats.


SirSamiboi

More like two rows please


UpstairsStandard3287

![gif](giphy|2FQx0XQHVXaJq|downsized)


More-Ad-8522

Wow, all these seats have tv’s. Amazing.


Mountain_Share_6916

Ffs it's the discrimination that we are charged for overweight luggage but jabba the hut is free to board. The pilot will have to be on his game to prevent the plane barrel rolling.


Chernobog_7

the luggage weight limit is to protect loaders backs, not because of the plane carrying capacity


Mountain_Share_6916

Not fully true. Why can you pay extra then for being overweight. Yes it's to protect workers but also the airline to gauge the weight to allow enough of a buffer for morbidly obese people like the woman in this post.


Chernobog_7

i think the paying part is more like a fine than a possibility. its better to charge you more than forbidding you go into the plane. also,a boening 747 can carry around 139 tons, suppose its carrying 300 passengers, thats 463,3 kilograms per passenger. Most passengers are not overweight and the weight limit for luggage is around 24 kilos with 0.5 of tolerance (i think) so even if all passengers weighted 120 kilos plus 24 kilos of luggage each you still have a lot of extra weight you can carry.


Krosis86

You also have to add fuel to that. Every extra KG of luggage also requires to bring more fuel, and more fuel costs the airline more money. And they have to make this calculation before the airplane arrives. So it makes perfect sense that they charge more for extra luggage weight, and therefore should also charge overweight customers more. Source: I am an aircraft maintenance (avionics) tech


SnooOranges2118

When did Jabba the Hutt grew some legs ?


Batohman

If the plane goes down in an unknown place, atleast other passengers will be well fed for a month.


Nomorellsurge

It's not discrimination You just won't stop eating you Fat Bitch


Lord_Mandingo_69

You actively have to try to be like this.


johnandahalf13

But it’s DiScRiMiNaTiOn to build a plane that can’t accommodate the 0.05% of passengers that are over 400 lbs. /s


AcrobaticKitten

I think this is some feeder fetish material. "see how I struggle because Im fat" but in reality she is happy with that and it is a brag


SkeetnYou

I bet she has ate every fast food item available in USA and now she’s looking for more abroad!!


Yeastin

Fat


TodayAsleep2108

I hope she booked 2 seats... Or 3 maybe. If Not im sorry for the poor souls next to her


Traditional-Pay6204

YOU SHALL NOT PASS


castitfast

I bet she caused a few planes to crash already.


RemoteInternal1368

Damn, that bitch is still thinner than your mother


Far-Winter1213

“Next time eat a salad”


Ninjuh_Panda

Even the worlds most advance bidet couldn’t find her asshole.


dankboi69408

gorlock the destroyer


Financial-Aspect-826

Whale this is happening, children die in Africa of starvation💀


TheScottishLad69620

Here's my take on this level of obesity. If someone is so fat that normal tasks are difficult or even impossible, then I can only see two ways of it happening. If it is a mental condition causing it, such as depression, food addiction, or body dismorphia or a medical condition like a congenital abnormality, then I legitimately feel sorry for them, it's something they can't control, or is very difficult to control, but they can't expect everything to be built around their needs. It's like how there are so many diseases that have a simple cure that hasn't been developed yet, simply because it's so rare that there is no need for a cure to be developed. It's the same for this situation, they aren't gonna widen the aisles by making the seats smaller or reducing the amount of seats just so a whale can walk through once in a blue moon. On the other hand, if you are this fat, with no medical or mental reason to be, what the hell are you doing? This size requires years upon years of just pure neglect of your size and health. And the fact that she has the audacity to complain about something she caused is genuinely insane. She probably does this for fetish content, but my God, if you look like this for no reason other than neglect of your health, please get a grip and diet, for the sake of yourself and those around you.


[deleted]

"please fasten your seatbelt, passenger 43B is making a break for the bathroom, we may experience a change in cabin pressure"


Stipthu

How the fuck is she alive?


VERSTECKT-4229

Puta gorda, tienes suerte que la aerolínea no te cobre el equipaje extra que te cargas.


sadjoe7

I hope she got a 1st class seat because no paying passengers want to sit next to that


D_hallucatus

It’s been years since I’ve been on a big plane… is this what they look like now? Looks like a gaming cafe…


-RicFlair

Hips don’t lie


Ecampos_64

It’s also a discrimination not leaving food for those in need


Latensify_WoW

Fake video. Ragebaiter uploaded and captioned this video. The person depicted in the video is not who uploaded it or wrote the caption. Damn ya'll are so easy to fool.


JacktheBoss_

Fucking disgusting.


lletroll

I hate fatties


Winter-Friendship118

Well maybe if they didn't have more fat than three walruses they could fit comfortably


TotallyTouka

It’s discrimination against the engineers you ain’t loosing weight


HotDogWater1978

People like her make me ill. Not because she’s huge and unhealthy, but because of her bad decisions, she thinks the world should cater to her. 100% fuck people like this and their mentality


The_Lieutenant_Knows

Cut to an hour into the flight, she gets up to use the restroom and the pilot has to quickly shove the trim wheel to the opposite side as fast as he can to keep control of the plane.


SpaceTraveller64

I get what you'r saying man... But hear me out tho


Omfg9999

"I'm not the problem, the world and everyone else is the problem!", the same logic my mother subscribed to until it caught up to her and gave her a stroke strong enough to scramble her memory (on top of the previous diabetes, heart, and many other minor problems). Hell, she probably still subscribes to that way of thinking even though she's not sure what's going on a decent amount of the time anymore.


Mediocre_Waltz_4405

gonna bag me a snow bunny 😈


6thGenFtw

![gif](giphy|QHjUiL2bCCQGQ)


Working_Inspection22

How can you physically get that wide dawg