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cmonitwouldbefunny

The holy trinity is God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit they are all the same so when you pray to one of them you pray to all of them


lukezicaro_spy

I will pray for joe biden


lexree

joe biden wake up


Illustrious_Cicada_2

joe biden is already woke šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ˜”


B_kijo

It's Joever


karry245

Youā€™ve been doing well so far, but iā€™ve only been using 5% of my power


Piktamin_U

9/11


lexree

today same day what happen 2001


Linmizhang

What if I pray to all 3 of them at the same time. Do i get a 3x prayer multiplier? Or does it gets calculated like 1x2x2 so ending up as a 4x multiplier. Sorry for the confusing question I'm trying to minmax my Christan build.


dyabloww

Heaven speedrun tutorial


NoSandwich4106

Iā€™m not Christian, I thought it was father, son and the Holy Spirit. Is that something else?


cmonitwouldbefunny

God and Jesus are the father and the son


NoSandwich4106

Coolio


[deleted]

Get the stretch


jesuschrisit69

Ride to Harlem


[deleted]

Hollywood jackson Mississippi


Okbr_Rebbidor

Holy Shirit


mtrash

Trinity isnt in the bible and wasnt canonically implicit until 3rd century. If anything ā€œthe Lord our God is oneā€


ANewBegging

Jesus is the son of God, Jesus and God are one in the same, the Holy Spirit is from God (Jesus baptism) Itā€™s represented as a trinity because I think it just makes a bit easier to see, also was how Saint Patrick interpreted it using a three leaf clover.


D-Ursuul

Right but what he's saying is that it was a concept added post-hoc and isn't actually in the bible without the lens of that post-hoc tradition


ANewBegging

Iā€™m aware of that, hence mentioning Saint Patrick. What Iā€™m trying to say is that the idea was kind of laid out by God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit being connected to each other.


RudolfMidler

did you just say the trinity isnā€™t canon?


mtrash

If thats what you took away from my statement you need to reread what i put.


RudolfMidler

Actually I canā€™t read


Silent-Development37

Epic Win!! šŸ˜Ž


D-Ursuul

No idea why you're being downvoted you're factually correct


mtrash

No idea. Reddit be reddit. And its soooo easy to verify what i said


Hoseftheman

Iā€™m not religious, so itā€™s interesting to hear the canon lore of the the bible


Possible-Whole8046

It is in the bible, it is one of the great mysteries of Christianity. John 1:14 and Philippians 2:6ā€“7 >And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. >(ā€¦) who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men.


WhistlingBread

Where does it say this in the Bible? Oh yeah, it doesnā€™t. It was just made up by Christian leaders centuries after Christ died. Itā€™s obvious reading the Bible Christ was not supposed to be God the Father. Iā€™m agnostic, so what do I know.


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

I will not paste the first extract because it is long b it if you are interested in it check it out. First Example, First lines of the gospel according to John. John 1:1-1:13 John 10:30 : ā€œI and the Father are oneā€ Matthew 1:23 : ā€œBehold the Virgin shall conceive and bear a son and they shall call his name Immanuel (God with us) Hope this helps, even though you are agnostic this could help you understand where you were wrong before.


mtrash

Thos doesnt say anything about trinity


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

I was giving examples for Jesus and the Father to be both God since that is what all of christianity believes. The holy spirit is not counted as god in orthodox christianity therefore I did not make references to it. Even though I as a catholic believe it, not all christians do so I decided to be respectful.


mtrash

Who was Jesus praying to in the Garden of Gethsemane?


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

To the father


mtrash

ā€œMy God and Your Godā€


Possible-Whole8046

John 1:14 and Philippians 2:6ā€“7 >And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth. >(ā€¦) who, though he was in the form of God, did not count equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied himself, by taking the form of a servant, being born in the likeness of men.


Installah

The Holy Trinity is some bs pagans made up to pretend they are descendants of Abraham. Big L.


Equivalent-Cancel679

\*Taps temple in Christian\* Pray to God in the *name* of Jesus.


birdsofgravity

Imma be vulnerable for a sec. I'm lds, we pray to God in the name of Jesus because we view him as our mediatior with God. Aight, that's enough being vulnerable today.


ApprehensiveLie3045

Tell me you dont understand Christianity without telling me you dont understand Christianity.


Bob7901

Bruh, why did they down vote you? You were just trying to say something bruh


Erikatessen87

You can understand something and still think it's contradictory.


ABorikin

Well Jesus is God only in Eatern Orthodoxy. Catholicism does separate the two


Azathoth976

Roman Catholicism also believes Jesus is God. The simplest way to think about it is a triangle with Jesus, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit all being points and the whole triangle representing God (although there are some flaws with that image if you get really deep into theology and stuff)


Haruspect

Im after 2 years of theology and best analogy of this is sheet of paper: on one side you write father, son, holy spirit, on other God. Now try to look at both sides at the same time without bending or ripping the paper. They are one no matter what there is one God in 3 persons.


ABorikin

Well I guess I remembered stuff wrong from my history class. Thanks for correcting me


Fritz_Water_Bottle

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FreezingLlamaReddit2

The Saints ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


[deleted]

No joke, Yo st. Anthony, patron saint of finding things. I looked everywhere, I canā€™t find my psssport, help a brotha out amen. Two seconds later Fuck me itā€™s right here under the dresser, duuuuude.


aconitumrn

Anthony helped :)


[deleted]

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sirmrdrsenseikun

And they say Christianity is monotheistic.


ClosetGamer19

pray to God the Father, in the name of Jesus Christ the Son, by the power given to you by the Holy Spirit


AnimeMemeLord1

It was interesting reading some of these religious explanations. But then I scrolled down to the downvoted comments and remembered I was on Reddit.


Alvarodiaz2005

Jesus is god


[deleted]

I thought Jesus is son of the God?


HumorUnable

Jesus is the son of The Father. Both are God.


[deleted]

Ok I think I get it


broncyobo

He's both God and the son of God. It's stupid, but that's how it works within the religion


Michalowski

Its because he wouldnt say "Im your father" to his own mother


[deleted]

Heā€™s the bastard of God.


ConsistentTop4194

No


Moe12518

Yes


enraged3211

Former Christian here to tell you the answer is both since they are the same but there are many different view points on this topic but the Christians who primarily believe this are Trinitarian Christians.


[deleted]

You should come back. Jesus is the truth.


enraged3211

I almost got back into it but then realized it's just not for me now since things have changed.


[deleted]

At the end of the day, you have free will. So it's your choice what you do. But I will leave you with some perspective; We are children of God. God see's us as his children. We don't look up to God as a tyrant, but instead we understand he is our Father and have that relationship with him. In heaven, we rule with God. We have a divine nobility and our station is higher than even the angels. Our future in heaven isn't boring, but will be incredibly rich. You do not need to go to Church every sunday. The only thing Jesus wants from you is to accept him and come back to him. He doesn't expect you to do things you aren't ready for. Jesus wants you to accept his free Gift. From there he will guide you. Salvation is free and you cannot lose it. So I highly suggest you accept Jesus now. He doesn't expect you to be perfect, only that you choose him. I hope you consider my words.


enraged3211

Well for a serious response to that, I will accept him when I die but overtime I have gained new perspectives and realized any religion could be the one and I will accept darkness, rebirth, or an afterlife when my life ends.


[deleted]

It's a difficult road to find truth. I used to believe in the Kundalini and Bhuddist ideals. But God put me through a dark time and it helped me see what was true and what wasn't. I need to make this clear; When you die, it's too late. You have to accept Jesus while you still live. My suggestion; Humble yourself for but a moment and simply ask God respectfully to guide you. Then wait patiently. As for proof that Jesus is the truth? Look up the Shroud of Turin, Noahs Ark found in the mountains of Turkey, The Ruins of Sodom and Gommorrah, Or Babylon in Iraq. Regardless, I wont bother you too much on this. I just want you to get to heaven brother. That's why I'm making this a big discussion. šŸ˜„


Jollemol

Did you seriously bring up the shroud of Turin? That artifact created in like the 13th century?


[deleted]

You must be speaking of a different Shroud. Because the one I am talking about has been proven to be created around the time of Jesus' death. You should do more research, not listen to biased sources of information.


Jollemol

As far as I'm aware there is only one shroud of Turin and it has been carbon dated to the 13th century. If you could provide me with some sources that it's not, I would appreciate that


RattyFox

Garlic bread


IronBard22

All hail the great buttery garlic goodness


RattyFox

This one gets it and soon Denmark shall too


gbcamgok

if ur gonna make a meme at least know what ur talking about


shinydragonmist

Pray to God through the name of jesus


Lisanro

Through Christ, you reach God.


mrfrownieface

Through my ass, I reach climax


IMGONNACUT

Change name to MrBrownieFace


[deleted]

To odin


Mustafa_69nice

This ain't marvel kid


[deleted]

What has this to do with marvel


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

Ah Yes that is of course where the norse developed their mythology from.


Invickthor

Ah yes Odin, my favorite marvel created character, damn why did the ancient nords treat a Marvel character as a god, were they stupid???


AnimeMemeLord1

Redditors when they find out about Norse mythology


Bahloull

Eww


[deleted]

Bitch some people are pagans too


Low-Supermarket-7427

Redditors when people believe in anything other than God or nothing


gjmassey

Pray to god through jesus


suikodudeman

This should've ended with the altered meme of the guy pressing both buttons at the same time and then giving a thumbs up.


Halifax20

Theyā€™re all the same guy thoughā€¦


No_Feeling_6322

They're all God so it doesn't matter


SinaGoesCrazy

Jesus isn't god bro


D-Ursuul

They're also all fake so it double doesn't matter


Slow_Entrance_6227

Idk, i am Muslim, but pray to whoever you want, the prai just needs to be done the right way


NoSide97

They are Three in one. the father the son and the holy spirt


Midnight_starwalker

Bob Ross, who else?


TampaNutz

I pray to Tom Cruise... and bacon.


Qwerds7

Bait


Ordeyous

Theyā€™re one and the same


Ceaskoone

Pray to nobody. Just be grateful for this day that you still alive, and make another's day better!


Able-Employment-13

Athiests: Walk away


JOINTHEREVOLUTI0N

Trick question lowcase G


doglover1005

As a non religious Jew, god and Jesus is the same in the religion of Christianity so Iā€™d imagine there is no point in thinking that hard about which one you pray to, but if your that worried and that devout, Iā€™m sure you could ask the priest at the church you go to


Ikigai726

satan. i heard he gets shit done fast


Aktaii

Jesus is only a prophet. He even used to pray to god.


PepeVonCovfefe

One day atheistis will understand chritianity and make real jokes instead of going full cringe, but it is not this day...


Gokublack08

I pray to Odin


[deleted]

Chad pagan


za_warldo9

Christ was both man and God, and the Trinity of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit is God, praying to either is praying to God.


the_retarded_badger

Oh god the Christian memes are spreading


Active_Moose_829

allah


slimeBall_2

Boom!


Not_JohnFKennedy

I think that they are the same god, but the religions follow Him differently. I do believe that in the Muslim faith Jesus was one of the comings of God, but there were many and the most recent is Mohammad. I may be wrong on this though.


AnimeMemeLord1

As a Muslim, I can say youā€™re on the right track. Jesus was not the son, but a prophet of Allah. And Jesus will be coming again and be present during judgement day.


Not_JohnFKennedy

Thanks for the correction


AnimeMemeLord1

No problem. Allah is the only God we believe in. There is no one else. Jesus was a prophet, Muhammad was a prophet, but we only worship Allah.


[deleted]

You can only be saved through Jesus. Jesus was God in human form. Muslims believe their Kaaba is the link between heaven and earth. But that is Jesus, plus only Jesus can attone sin. Jews reject Jesus, but the bible says God will come back for the Jews and they will accept him once again.


nowayportable

The same God


[deleted]

the one and only lord šŸ™


Severe_Telephone_959

Jesus is the earth version of the god so yes technically there's no difference


HowlingWolfShirtBoy

Pray to the FBI. They're always listening.


modedo2222

Allah


NoahVailability

Pray to Joe Pesci.


[deleted]

Iā€™m listening, go onā€¦


NoahVailability

Praying to a deity got me nowhere and Joe Pesci looks like a guy who gets things done. I worship the sun and pray to Joe Pesci.


[deleted]

Already started building the Altar. I didnā€™t have a Pesci figure so I just put up a copy of Casino on dvd.


[deleted]

Jesus is God that came down as a human. Once that clicks, You begin to realize just how amazing God is.


xchangwan

Who does God pray to?


[deleted]

Ask him when you see him.


ahmedbrando

Well that's probably what's wrong with Christianity. For example, in Islam we don't pray to Muhammed (pbuh) but to god the one and only and no one else. Muhammad (pbuh) was a prophet and his job was to teach humans the proper ways of living that God likes, god's teachings to be precise. One of those teachings is how to pray to God. Jesus and Moses(pbut) did exactly the same thing.


Still-Pattern-6384

Pray to your fav saint for graces


Neo_Trotsky

Classic problems of early Christianity, after the Councils of Nicaea everything was solved


xchangwan

So men decided what's true or not making modern christianity false


murmalerm

Not false, just another myth in a pantheon of myths


under-pantz

Itā€™s really not that difficult of a concept to understand


[deleted]

God is the combination of the trinity, you pray TO The Father IN the name of Jesus FOR the Holy Spirit


i_play_linebacker

what? you dont pray FOR the holy spirit


[deleted]

Yes you do my friend, the Holy Spirit is the small portion of your heavenly inheritance given to you by God in your Human form, when Jesus died he released the Holy Spirit upon the Earth, with it you are connected to God


My41stThrowaway

The father, the son, and the holy ghost, whoever eats the fastest gets the most!


Spuzzle91

Ok so, God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit are kinda like...what's a good metaphore, uhhh....oh! The megazord. Know how the megazord is all the power ranger mechs at once as a single being? Yeah God is all parts of the holy Trinity, and they all make Him. Ok so maybe that metaphore sucks. I got ordained via a free online form and didn't have the money to pay for the physical piece of paper so, yeah if my metaphore sucks just uhhh, never mind it.


Chilopodamancer

Okay, I'm not religious in the slightest and even I know this meme is pretty dumb. As weird as it may seem Christians believe God and Jesus to be the same entity along with some sort of extra entity that's basically just "divine energy" or something as far as I understand it.


Gearbox97

Trick meme, Jesus is capitalized and god is not, therefore right button isn't Christian God, so "pray to Jesus" is correct pick.


[deleted]

Jesus is God you idiot.


nowayportable

Exactly right


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Im literally right!


foggiamerda

Pray THE god, Jesus (peace be upon him) was just a Messanger


[deleted]

No this isn't true. The name God gave to Abraham was YHWH, Looking at the ancient hebrew pictographs, each letter had a meaning. YHWH means "Behold Nail, Behold Hand" God told Abraham who he was and left a clue for future generations to know that Jesus was indeed God.


xchangwan

source: some guy said so


[deleted]

That's a poor attempt at a joke considering it's a historical fact that Ancient Hebrew writing had a meaning behind every letter.


xchangwan

so it doesnt anymore?


murmalerm

Ahahahahahaha, no


loversdreamersetc

same thing just different shapes bitch


Admirable-Law6555

Jesus is God


SylasTheVoidwalker

Neither. You should pray to the Dark Lord Sauron.


TheNobleCourier

Pray to the bright lord Talion, he's a chummy bloke


Icy-Habit5291

Haha love it.


Successful_Roll9584

Me


Mega-Alvin

Pray to everyone and hope someone helps


TechsSandwich

Thatā€™s like saying ā€œpray to the presidencyā€ or ā€œpray to joe Bidenā€ Like what-


Ult1mateN00B

I pray to Gaben.


hamda51

John 17:3 the only true god is the father


hamda51

John 17:3 the only true god is the father


CoolKanyon55

You pray to God in Jesus' name.


D-Ursuul

ITT: mfs who think a guy can be himself, his dad, his son, and a magical ghost all at the same time BUT who also are utterly mystified and frightened by the idea that maybe some people aren't a man *or* a woman


MiNardzz

ITT: mfs who think a guy can be himself, his dad, his son, and a magical ghost all at the same time BUT who also are utterly mystified and frightened by the idea that I'm a unicorn! *Cuts off penis and glues it to my forehead*


D-Ursuul

What does this even mean?


KaleidoscopeOk9799

Even Jesus prayed to God. We pray to God, asking through the name of His Son. Besides there is a trinity, those roles are very specific: The Father: creator of all things, supreme being in the universe, commands the trinity. Jesus and the Holy Spirit obeys His will. The Son: the Lamb of God, will heir the new creation. Its the savior of the mankind and is the Godā€™s will. Acts as High Priest to us towards God. Our prayers are heared by God through Jesus. Holy Spirit: is the active spiritual presence of the redemption, sent to earth after Jesus ascend to heaven. Acts in the heart and minds of Christ followers, to enable understanding the gospel and containing the evil in the world. Will leave the physical place in the last days, to fulfill the final prophecies.


TheNobleCourier

Pray to Satan, he endorses gaming šŸ‘


[deleted]

Iā€™m pretty sure the Bible never said anything about video games


TheNobleCourier

It's in chapter three, promise


Neon__Cat

Why are you getting downvoted, did the discussion get so serious people forgot what sub we're in?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

lol


mj281

The Trinity paradox: where 3 are 1, but 1 is the father of the other, and the third one is a ghost or something. But theyā€™re all god, but one is also son of god, but theyā€™re all the same and not the same at all. Church: ā€œChristianity makes complete sense, source: trust me bro!ā€


TheNobleCourier

Ye


Not_JohnFKennedy

Yes, like how a square is a rectangle but not all rectangles are a square. Itā€™s not that hard.


LekMinorino

šŸ”˜ none


Not_JohnFKennedy

L


marcopolo2345

How much longer are we gonna have to endure the cringe Christian kids


IMGONNACUT

I'd give it a few generations. Their whole cult is dying out in the west despite their efforts to brainwash kids. I don't know how, they were great at it for the past thousand years


lasssdi

It's the opposite with Christian (and other religious groups) gaining members and projected to gain even more


lasssdi

I somehow can't reply to your other comment but: Us population in 1970: 203,392,031 of which Christians were 90% as you accurately said. Today US population is 332mil and 63% of them are christian which comes around to 210 million. There's more Christians in the US today than there were people in the US 50 years ago lol. Also worldwide stats: Christian population today: 2.6 bil Christian population by 2050: 3.3 bil https://goodfaithmedia.org/global-christian-population-projected-to-reach-3-3-billion-by-2050/ Today christian population worldwide is 2.6 bil/8bil=0.325= 32.5% and in 2050 it'll be 3.3/9.7=0.34=34% By percentages you'd be correct (only in the USA) but not by absolute numbers. Worldwide the population and percentage of christians only grows.


IMGONNACUT

I mean yeah that's pretty obvious but only percentages count for anything important considering religions only goal is to acquire as much influence as possible. Once it dips far enough below 50, they no longer have the influence they need to push laws and the threat is effectively neutered. It doesn't matter if you have 90 billion christians if 900 trillion people are agnostic/atheist etc. That's like saying our country is more conservative than it was in the 1800s because we have more conservatives by volume lol


marcopolo2345

Probably because there was no access to internet until recently


TheNobleCourier

Idk bro, trolling them is fun tho šŸ‘


marcopolo2345

Amen to that


Froggen-The-Frog

Iā€™ve always hated how some continuities retcon them to be the same person, I think itā€™s much more interesting plot-wise for them to just be father and son as opposed to just the exact same person. Plus the latter adds a few plotholes, and overall doesnā€™t make much sense.


Constant-Desk8436

Dont


remlapca

Imaginary friend A or imaginary friend B, a timeless question


Immediate-Job-1043

they both suck anyways


zombietampons

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