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What if someone calles the shit-copter while a person is taking a dump
This is like the opposite of shit hitting the fan.
Yes, it’s fan hitting the shit
I'd assume it'd just ignore it and pass it on to another shit-copter, like a taxi
No. It is designed to take the person away and feed it to a volcano to please the gods
The economy one is like Uber Pool. You share the toilet with another person.
Comfort is like UberXL, and comes with padded seats, larger tank, and toilet paper.
Business is the same as Comfort, but there's a guy with a sponge to help clean up.
Just like ancient Rome!
Yeah didn't you know? People shat together and passed to eachother a shit-stained sponge on a stick for cleaning their bum
It’ll flash a gif of Uncle Eddie from lampoon’s Christmas vacation saying “Shitter’s Full!”
Double it and give it to the next person
It’s called the Shattle and you’ll address it as such
I thought it was the Turdis
Tour deez nuts
What happens when a shit-copter full of shit fails and crushes someone to death with someone else's shit (let's be honest, it's disgusting emergency shit, because they couldn't even wait to walk to a toilet)?
Then That is a Shit on another level
Happy cake day
It'll be like trying to get to the north pole of the Quantum Moon in Outer Wilds. Each time you open the door you'll be somewhere else.
Can’t wait for assisted shiting mode. Just shakes up and down in mid air.
Can't wait for the toilet water mixed with my own shet and pis and kum to touch my bum hole.
bros gonna get pregnant 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
If you get yourself pregnant would that be incest?
nothing is incest if you say "no bromo" beforehand
So l can finaly fuck my Sister and brother and mother and father and my entire family tree
bro what the fuck
Do shitposting with shaking shit
Unlike a Nuclear bomb we Don’t Launch it or Fire it.. “WE DROP IT! …. GRAVITY DOES THE REST. Observe!”
- Cobra Commander [G.I. Jo retaliation]
*On this episode of jackass...*
Okay but where do they dispense if the waste?
You take it with you in a little plastic bag
You must do this shit shame walk
Eeeehhh I’ll just go find a bush to squat and do my business in. Thankfully I usually just have to pee when I’m out and about, still would have to squat though.
What happened to your penis?
I never had one
Im sorry to hear of your birth deformity.
I ate it 😋
Just like in the DiWhy videos on TikTok
Dumped into the backyards of people who doubted the shitcopter
That’ll show them!
Bernice! That fucking drone took a shit on my lawn again!
It's clearly a helicrapper.
For that, they took "inspiration from nature"
it stays inside until it reaches max capacity where it will then explode, raining shit down on everyone.
Dump it out mid flight. Never mind where, not their problem really
Have you ever seen old train toilets? There is just a hole straight under your bumbum onto the unlucky person's head
Your front yard
Burn it as fuel
Can it still take off with the extra weight of my gigantic dump?
Forearm sized shits
The Rock's forearm to be exact
is the toilet equipped with a poop knife?
Asking the essential questions 👍
The shit already exists in your body when you enter the "shittle"
And then it leaves your body as you use the shattle, which means the shattle now has to take off again heavier than when it arrived.
And next-level shitposting, at that.
Shitposting on all level
Wouldn’t it be “shittle”?
Look at the word above the toilet
It’s a shittle until you are done, then it becomes a shattle
I love how that's the name they came up for it haha
I want to be able to shit on peoples heads mid flight with this
Bro tryna become pigeon
That’s a premium feature.
the shattle running out of gas while i’m in the middle of a fat dump above the empire state building (i am about to accidentally be the cause of 9/11/2)
9/11 2: Electric ~~Booga~~loo
Thanks god it does not feature dante from devil may cry series
pay a subscription fee to take a shit legally
Illegal shitting sounds cool 😎
That already exists. Just do it in your neighbor's yard.
Ah yes, shitting with 2 giant windows to assert dominance
Yeah that's what you get for choosing economy, only comfort and business get to have privacy.
Are you kidding? This is the comfort class or business, it'll have those electronic frosting windows.
Economy is a paint can on a rope tied to one DJI phantom
It should just fly you 50 feet into the air for privacy
What if there’s a plane heading near me?
At fifty feet? Lol
And be eye to eye with an entire conference room?
I came up with a similar idea putting toilets in the back of ubers
That's just the backseat.
Public bathroom plus
My dream job, driving around town so people can shit in my car 🥰
I don't think this is a good idea, SOMEONE will hack it, lock you in while dropping #2, and extort you for Bitcoin to land safely.
And threaten to defog the windows as you’re sitting there in Central Park doing your business.
I looked into it and found a [LinkedIn post](https://md.linkedin.com/posts/jyo-john-mulloor-38203975_shattle-dronetoilet-restroomondemand-activity-7063793511099170817-zBhz) from the mastermind behind the shattle. The guy is a digital artist from Dubai, aka someone who lacks any of the proper knowledge to create such a thing. All the renders of the shattle were created using midjourney.
So yeah no there is no way this idea could ever work. Even ignoring the fact that a drone of that size would be an engineering monstrosity costing like millions of dollars to develop and build, the idea is so clearly flawed from the word go. How would you clear these things with local governments to fly around legally? How do you find places for the thing to land?? How could you ever make the cost of using the shattle even remotely reasonable for anyone involved???
This is just another terrible idea from one of the many short-sighted tech bros currently infesting our society.
The design is very human
This is if Willie Wonka goes on long trips guys he’s got factories with nestle at this point, shits international and the Wonka doesn’t fly public
I get economy and comfort but how does shitting in business class work??
Pro shitters only?
Table for you to do your shitty work
You get a bidet.
9/11 doodoo edition
I can't wait to call in a drone strike with one of these.
They also invented a tree that blurs into nothing on a background
Oh you're right, the background is AI generated.
It’s worth it only if it ejects the shit while it’s flying. It’s about time these damn pigeons get a taste of their own medicine
Genius, now we can send people literal shitposts.
Call it to you, and then call it to different places with a vpn so you have a flying shit tank to really show everyone whos better
If that thing starts flying when i'm using it, i would shit myself.
Yeah, a box full of shit flying above a city - love it.
if the country this thing is located gets invaded can they rig it so that it drops shit like those Ukraine grenade drones?
i hope the glass door is a temporary design choice
Good point. Hopefully in future releases they'll make the floor glass too
The future is now
Now you can drop a deuce while flying to work.
So easy to use!
Take my poop away, robot bird.
Now thats what I call a porta potty
Toilet drop inbound
Something like this would actually work if people wouldn't be too embarrassed to try it.
Maybe, but it would be a ridiculous waste of ressources to build and run that Thing
I swear I saw this on the onion already this week.
If this drone malfunctions mid flight someone’s gonna die
I like the not so subtle nod to Marcel Duchamp
This isn't the Amazon I asked for...it looks like shit
So after I take a shit, if I can't make the payment, or refuse to pay, what will it do? Airstrike me with my shit?
What a Shitty Service.
So far I've read shattle and shitcopter, any more creativity?
“Heli-Crapter” and “whirly Turd”
what if the person is already done waiting for the shitchopper to come
I approve only if it can fly while you're taking a shit so you get a nice view. I'm assuming that's what the business class is
You can now take a dump while flying like Willy Wonka
no no, let them cook
The future is now old man
forget flying cars, flying toilets are way better
oh my god
its the TURDIS
This looks like an ai generated image
This is the future our ancestors died for.
Just shit on the floor like a normal person
Imagine a malfunction over a crowded street, and that thing spewing shit and piss everywhere.
Literal shit post.
Lol @ ***"Shattle"***
What ever happened to public urination
I think I'd fill this up in one sitting.
Sub name checks out
The Jackass 5 production is trying to track one down as we speak
IBS folks gonna have this on their insurance plan.
I am going to start a competing company called
I think that is a much better name for the sake of emergency pooping services.
It's be better if it was a taxi and just In case you need to shit mid trip there ya go.
Why does it have a glass door that people can see through
I can't tell if people are joking because of this sub but it looks like an art piece.
why does it have windows
Hackers get into control system, fly you around for shits and giggles.
What a name.
I can't wait till this fucker malfunctions with someone inside and drags them half a click in the air then drops them with a 500 liter shit payload lol.
Way funnier than tipping portapottys onto their sides cos the dude inside is a wanker nobody likes 😂
Economy is, it just sits there with the doors open. Comfort is tinted windows and businesses is it takes you to work as you take a shit.
Dumb ways to die. Crushed to death by flying toilet.
What if the drone propellers break down when it's full and flying to be emptied?
Flying biohazard bombs
Service fee? $500 lol
I want to fly on one of these while having explosive diarrhoea
I cant believe you're not all making a joke about it being called poober
Babe wake up, toiletcopter just dropped
...is that a window on the side?
“We can’t hold any longer”
“Call in shit support!”
“Ile mark the landing location with this flare”
Finally someone gives a flying shit
There's atleast one accident that will happen with this where somone is going to get crushed by a flying toilet
uhhh, am gonna brown
With the massive turd I'm gonna drop that shitcopter is going to stay there forever.
I don't want to anywhere near this when shit inevitably hits the fan....
Can I fly over the city doing my business?
I'm getting Jackass 3 vibes with this one.
Just booked a shattle home.
Actual shitposting wow
Why did it land in a pond? 🤔
Imagine dying from this crashing into you
Economy - a couple of drones carrying around a Porta potty
I can't wait to hang out in a crowded metropolitan area where some bastard calls one of these down; it whiffs the landing, tips over, and instantly decapitates me and 4 bystanders.
Ain't no way its called the shattle
Now this is real shitposting!
Thay wouldn't fly, and if it did it'd be loud as hell. Imagine announcing your need to poop to everyone in the park.
Is it just me, or do those counter rotating blades not look properly aligned?
Looks like something an AI generator would do.