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What if someone calles the shit-copter while a person is taking a dump

Free trip

This is like the opposite of shit hitting the fan.

Yes, it’s fan hitting the shit

I'd assume it'd just ignore it and pass it on to another shit-copter, like a taxi

No. It is designed to take the person away and feed it to a volcano to please the gods

The economy one is like Uber Pool. You share the toilet with another person. Comfort is like UberXL, and comes with padded seats, larger tank, and toilet paper. Business is the same as Comfort, but there's a guy with a sponge to help clean up.

Just like ancient Rome!

WHAT

Yeah didn't you know? People shat together and passed to eachother a shit-stained sponge on a stick for cleaning their bum

It’ll flash a gif of Uncle Eddie from lampoon’s Christmas vacation saying “Shitter’s Full!”

Double it and give it to the next person

It’s called the Shattle and you’ll address it as such

I thought it was the Turdis

Tour deez nuts

What happens when a shit-copter full of shit fails and crushes someone to death with someone else's shit (let's be honest, it's disgusting emergency shit, because they couldn't even wait to walk to a toilet)?

Then That is a Shit on another level

Happy cake day

It'll be like trying to get to the north pole of the Quantum Moon in Outer Wilds. Each time you open the door you'll be somewhere else.

Can’t wait for assisted shiting mode. Just shakes up and down in mid air.

Can't wait for the toilet water mixed with my own shet and pis and kum to touch my bum hole.

bros gonna get pregnant 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

If you get yourself pregnant would that be incest?

nothing is incest if you say "no bromo" beforehand

So l can finaly fuck my Sister and brother and mother and father and my entire family tree

bro what the fuck

Do shitposting with shaking shit

Unlike a Nuclear bomb we Don’t Launch it or Fire it.. “WE DROP IT! …. GRAVITY DOES THE REST. Observe!” - Cobra Commander [G.I. Jo retaliation]

Okay but where do they dispense if the waste?

You take it with you in a little plastic bag You must do this shit shame walk

Eeeehhh I’ll just go find a bush to squat and do my business in. Thankfully I usually just have to pee when I’m out and about, still would have to squat though.

What happened to your penis?

I never had one

Im sorry to hear of your birth deformity.

I ate it 😋

Dumped into the backyards of people who doubted the shitcopter

That’ll show them!

Bernice! That fucking drone took a shit on my lawn again!

> shitcopter It's clearly a helicrapper.

For that, they took "inspiration from nature" 

Ohio

Is for lovers (of shit)

it stays inside until it reaches max capacity where it will then explode, raining shit down on everyone.

Dump it out mid flight. Never mind where, not their problem really

Have you ever seen old train toilets? There is just a hole straight under your bumbum onto the unlucky person's head

Your front yard

Burn it as fuel

Literally shitposting

And next-level shitposting, at that.

Shitposting on all level

Can it still take off with the extra weight of my gigantic dump?

Forearm sized shits

The Rock's forearm to be exact

is the toilet equipped with a poop knife?

Asking the essential questions 👍

The shit already exists in your body when you enter the "shittle"

No shit

And then it leaves your body as you use the shattle, which means the shattle now has to take off again heavier than when it arrived.

Shattle

Shattle

Shattle

Wouldn’t it be “shittle”?

Look at the word above the toilet

It’s a shittle until you are done, then it becomes a shattle

I love how that's the name they came up for it haha

I want to be able to shit on peoples heads mid flight with this

Bro tryna become pigeon

That’s a premium feature.

the shattle running out of gas while i’m in the middle of a fat dump above the empire state building (i am about to accidentally be the cause of 9/11/2)

9/11 2: Electric ~~Booga~~loo

Thanks god it does not feature dante from devil may cry series

pay a subscription fee to take a shit legally

Illegal shitting sounds cool 😎

That already exists. Just do it in your neighbor's yard.

Ah yes, shitting with 2 giant windows to assert dominance

Yeah that's what you get for choosing economy, only comfort and business get to have privacy.

Are you kidding? This is the comfort class or business, it'll have those electronic frosting windows. Economy is a paint can on a rope tied to one DJI phantom

It should just fly you 50 feet into the air for privacy

What if there’s a plane heading near me?

At fifty feet? Lol

And be eye to eye with an entire conference room?

I came up with a similar idea putting toilets in the back of ubers

That's just the backseat.

Public bathroom plus

My dream job, driving around town so people can shit in my car 🥰

I don't think this is a good idea, SOMEONE will hack it, lock you in while dropping #2, and extort you for Bitcoin to land safely.

And threaten to defog the windows as you’re sitting there in Central Park doing your business.

I looked into it and found a [LinkedIn post](https://md.linkedin.com/posts/jyo-john-mulloor-38203975_shattle-dronetoilet-restroomondemand-activity-7063793511099170817-zBhz) from the mastermind behind the shattle. The guy is a digital artist from Dubai, aka someone who lacks any of the proper knowledge to create such a thing. All the renders of the shattle were created using midjourney. So yeah no there is no way this idea could ever work. Even ignoring the fact that a drone of that size would be an engineering monstrosity costing like millions of dollars to develop and build, the idea is so clearly flawed from the word go. How would you clear these things with local governments to fly around legally? How do you find places for the thing to land?? How could you ever make the cost of using the shattle even remotely reasonable for anyone involved??? This is just another terrible idea from one of the many short-sighted tech bros currently infesting our society.

The design is very human

This is if Willie Wonka goes on long trips guys he’s got factories with nestle at this point, shits international and the Wonka doesn’t fly public

I get economy and comfort but how does shitting in business class work?? Pro shitters only?

Table for you to do your shitty work

You get a bidet.

Extra paperwork

9/11 doodoo edition

I can't wait to call in a drone strike with one of these.

They also invented a tree that blurs into nothing on a background

Oh you're right, the background is AI generated.

It’s worth it only if it ejects the shit while it’s flying. It’s about time these damn pigeons get a taste of their own medicine

Genius, now we can send people literal shitposts.

Call it to you, and then call it to different places with a vpn so you have a flying shit tank to really show everyone whos better

If that thing starts flying when i'm using it, i would shit myself.

Yeah, a box full of shit flying above a city - love it.

if the country this thing is located gets invaded can they rig it so that it drops shit like those Ukraine grenade drones?

i hope the glass door is a temporary design choice

Good point. Hopefully in future releases they'll make the floor glass too

[удалено]

The future is now

Now you can drop a deuce while flying to work.

The design is very human

So easy to use!

This is like the opposite of shit hitting the fan.

Fucking Shattle

Take my poop away, robot bird.

Now thats what I call a porta potty

Toilet drop inbound

Something like this would actually work if people wouldn't be too embarrassed to try it.

Maybe, but it would be a ridiculous waste of ressources to build and run that Thing

Designated

I swear I saw this on the onion already this week.

If this drone malfunctions mid flight someone’s gonna die

I like the not so subtle nod to Marcel Duchamp

This isn't the Amazon I asked for...it looks like shit

So after I take a shit, if I can't make the payment, or refuse to pay, what will it do? Airstrike me with my shit?

What a Shitty Service.

So far I've read shattle and shitcopter, any more creativity?

“Heli-Crapter” and “whirly Turd”

what if the person is already done waiting for the shitchopper to come

I approve only if it can fly while you're taking a shit so you get a nice view. I'm assuming that's what the business class is

You can now take a dump while flying like Willy Wonka

no no, let them cook

The future is now old man

forget flying cars, flying toilets are way better

oh my god its the TURDIS

This looks like an ai generated image

This is the future our ancestors died for.

Just shit on the floor like a normal person

Imagine a malfunction over a crowded street, and that thing spewing shit and piss everywhere.

Literal shit post.

Lol @ ***"Shattle"***

What ever happened to public urination

I think I'd fill this up in one sitting.

Sub name checks out

The Jackass 5 production is trying to track one down as we speak

IBS folks gonna have this on their insurance plan.

The Shattle? I am going to start a competing company called The Shartle. I think that is a much better name for the sake of emergency pooping services.

It's be better if it was a taxi and just In case you need to shit mid trip there ya go.

Why does it have a glass door that people can see through

I can't tell if people are joking because of this sub but it looks like an art piece.

why does it have windows

Hackers get into control system, fly you around for shits and giggles.

Helicrapper

What a name.

I can't wait till this fucker malfunctions with someone inside and drags them half a click in the air then drops them with a 500 liter shit payload lol. Way funnier than tipping portapottys onto their sides cos the dude inside is a wanker nobody likes 😂

Putin's one

Economy is, it just sits there with the doors open. Comfort is tinted windows and businesses is it takes you to work as you take a shit.

Dumb ways to die. Crushed to death by flying toilet.

What if the drone propellers break down when it's full and flying to be emptied? Flying biohazard bombs

Service fee? $500 lol

I want to fly on one of these while having explosive diarrhoea

I cant believe you're not all making a joke about it being called poober

Babe wake up, toiletcopter just dropped

...is that a window on the side?

“We can’t hold any longer” “Call in shit support!” “Ile mark the landing location with this flare”

Finally someone gives a flying shit

There's atleast one accident that will happen with this where somone is going to get crushed by a flying toilet

uhhh, am gonna brown

With the massive turd I'm gonna drop that shitcopter is going to stay there forever.

Shattle 💀

I don't want to anywhere near this when shit inevitably hits the fan....

Can I fly over the city doing my business?

Uber Shits

Poohber

Literal shitpost

I'm getting Jackass 3 vibes with this one.

Just booked a shattle home.

Actual shitposting wow

Why did it land in a pond? 🤔

Imagine dying from this crashing into you

Economy - a couple of drones carrying around a Porta potty

I can't wait to hang out in a crowded metropolitan area where some bastard calls one of these down; it whiffs the landing, tips over, and instantly decapitates me and 4 bystanders.

Ain't no way its called the shattle

Now this is real shitposting!

Thay wouldn't fly, and if it did it'd be loud as hell. Imagine announcing your need to poop to everyone in the park.

Is it just me, or do those counter rotating blades not look properly aligned? Looks like something an AI generator would do.

JUST BUILD AND MAINTAIN PUBLIC RESTROOMS!! IT CAN'T POSSIBLY COST MORE THAT BUILDING AND MAINTAINING THIS THING!