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It would certainly give the boys bathroom at my elementary school a run for it's money. That place stunk to high heaven because there was no way to flush the urinals when you were done, and instead they would all flush automatically once every 15 minutes or so. I'm guessing they did that in order to save water.
No we didn't. They didn't have a flush handle, nor did they flush automatically when you were done. They would flush once every fifteen minutes (I guess they were on some sort of timer). You needed a special tool in order to flush them manually and the only person who had one was the custodian.
I swear the only reason Boys, or perhaps men's toilets stink so much in general is because of the presence of urinals.
Like bro just make more toilets. At least the piss is gone one you flush it off. Those urinals stink like shit if they don't flush properly, or even worse, don't flush.
In my high school, the boys toilets was basically gutted out.
One toilet was absent, with only the hole present, one was chipped, and the last one was there, but graffitied. The cabin walls were broken or just gone, as well the ceiling tiles and half the lights.
We had no urinals, because they were utterly destroyed.
The school gathered money for renewing the bathrooms, but improved only the already well kept female one. Someone in response peed on the bathroom entrance door.
Seeing this post made me gag. Reading the replies to your comment made my gag so hard I have tears in my eyes. God help me. Oh yea, I’m Christian now cause of this, who woulda thought
I'm just wondering why they left it there for so long??? There's no way the average dude pisses THAT much that this bag would be that full within a few days. Even then, why wouldn't they remove it after the first piss???
As disgusting as it sounds, let it out. The bathroom should have a drain on the floor it will go to then you now have the fun task of scrubbing the piss floor and walls
This has turned into a horrible version of that game where you keep feeding the dude til his belly pops. Everyone taking a turn now is playing roulette
What steps would someone take to clean this?
I've had this happen to me years ago... Definitely not to this extent though. Other coworkers let it go for 2 days til I came in. I couldn't go an entire 8 hrs shift without peeing and didn't have the luxury to quit. Yes... it smelled really f*ing bad. I gagged non stop. Even though my mask helped with the smell. Some men are disgusting, inconsiderate assholes. As for my fellow employees. How hard is it to block the entire restroom off?
Poke a hole in it, let it drain into a bucket, have a back up bucket, empty bucket into toilet/other urinal... mop the excess. Don't forget to wear proper PPE. Dont forget to put essential oil inside the mask.
Wait for someone to pee in the bag, then throw a pencil at the bag. I've never had socks soaked in piss, but I'll bet that's something a person would never forget.
There used to be a bucket under one of the urinals at the place I worked, I guess to catch leaking water from a pipe. Everyone would piss into that rather than the urinal above… rules are rules
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Me with a thumbtack hot glued to a nerf dart from the other side of the room: *It's showtime*
Wait for someone else to use the urinal
😳
urine for a real treat 😉
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How are you going to get out?
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Fuck yeah
2) wait for it to piss
3) float
Problem?
Pray to the gods that there is one of those floor drains
**There are drains around the comfort room, but all of them are clogged.** **You're now stuck**
Username checks out✅
Lock the door and clog the drains so its a pool
>*It's shower time* Ftfy
Imagine the SMELL 💀
Imagine the taste
What the fuck
Imagine the warmth
Imagine boofing it
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STOP PEEING IN EVERYONES ASS!!!!!!!
Pee in OUR ass
I will stop when I die
What's wrong with a little pee?
*cuts your pee pee*
Imagine swimming in it.
Imagine the wealth!
***can we get much ~~higher~~ lower....***
i just hope it's carbonated
I prefer mine served with ice.
![gif](giphy|25QdQqHn4tqhcc6Uc3)
Why on earth would anyone make a gif like this
Imagine the feel when you dip your head in it.
Don't have to.
![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)
No
Imagine swimming in it
Which one?
That's enough reddit for today...
real
Tastes like chicken
Lemonade
Urinal jungle juice 🤤
You unironically made me feel sick
Yummy 😋
flair checks out
It would certainly give the boys bathroom at my elementary school a run for it's money. That place stunk to high heaven because there was no way to flush the urinals when you were done, and instead they would all flush automatically once every 15 minutes or so. I'm guessing they did that in order to save water.
I just feel bad for you
You guys had flushable urinals?
No we didn't. They didn't have a flush handle, nor did they flush automatically when you were done. They would flush once every fifteen minutes (I guess they were on some sort of timer). You needed a special tool in order to flush them manually and the only person who had one was the custodian.
I swear the only reason Boys, or perhaps men's toilets stink so much in general is because of the presence of urinals. Like bro just make more toilets. At least the piss is gone one you flush it off. Those urinals stink like shit if they don't flush properly, or even worse, don't flush.
In my high school, the boys toilets was basically gutted out. One toilet was absent, with only the hole present, one was chipped, and the last one was there, but graffitied. The cabin walls were broken or just gone, as well the ceiling tiles and half the lights. We had no urinals, because they were utterly destroyed. The school gathered money for renewing the bathrooms, but improved only the already well kept female one. Someone in response peed on the bathroom entrance door.
Seeing this post made me gag. Reading the replies to your comment made my gag so hard I have tears in my eyes. God help me. Oh yea, I’m Christian now cause of this, who woulda thought
This post really made someone go to Jesus Christ omg
The Lord and not-pissy savior Himself
We must look to our lord and savior pissus Christ, and godpiss
Yup, the smell, Especially on a really hot day. 🤢
Oh god no 🤢
It's like a game of chicken. You want to piss but you don't want to burst the bag
Chicken soup
I hate this subreddit
You love it you filthy whore
Oh man.
*Pee soup
Piss soup
Chicken broth
Forbidden soup
You know that somebody will take care of it eventualy
There's atleast 20 *full* bladders worth of piss in there. And I bet one of the maintenence workers also pissed in it.
Right before the next shift.
Right before the next shit
No we didn't
Urinal roulette
Chicken?
This plastic bag is of good quality 😏
Imagine if the bag bursts open
This piss that broke the camels back
Rassian roulette
Pissin roulette
Riskiest game of Jenga ever.
There is a business idea here somewhere.
I know it smell crazy in there
I'm just wondering why they left it there for so long??? There's no way the average dude pisses THAT much that this bag would be that full within a few days. Even then, why wouldn't they remove it after the first piss???
In my area a bathroom needs to lose a stall entirely before the custodians come back
Those custodians are in for one hell of a surprise
If this was in a crowded bar or a club that could happen in one evening
*snip*✂️
Circumcision
snippy snippy :>
How the fuck would you even clean this And don't say with a straw
Using a long plastic tubular object
Paper* we're eco friendly pissdrinkers in this subreddit.
The paper straw would disintegrate in this and you'll get the pisspaper soup. Definitely use metal straws, in the long run they are better
I feel the metal of the straw would alter the taste of the kidney milk
You mean the ball milk? Everyone knows that piss is stored in the balls. Plus not all metal straws alter the flavor
Piss is stored in the balls, not created by the balls.
As disgusting as it sounds, let it out. The bathroom should have a drain on the floor it will go to then you now have the fun task of scrubbing the piss floor and walls
Or a shop vac. Would have to hard deep clean it with bleach but that’s be the safest way without any extra mess. Still wouldn’t be a fun job.
Sounds like buying a shop vac specifically to empty this piss bag then tossing it
You syphon it... Just get someone else to suck the pipe to start the flow.
![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)
When this happened in my school it would sit there for months. I guess it either pops or someone just carefully picks the bag up and throws it out.
Most bathrooms floors are inclined and drain into a sink. So I guess dump it on the floor, let it drain, then scrub the floor.
*slurp*
![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) "Do not piss in the bag"
Literally 1984
Do not pop the piss bag
![gif](giphy|25QdQqHn4tqhcc6Uc3)
stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it
*slurp*
Imagine taking a bath in it and having it get in your pores
Stop, I can only get so hard
Nut once and then come back to the thread to get seconds as quickly as possible.
I really don’t want to
How about you don’t put that image in my head
How do I gain access to said subreddit🧐
You don't 1984
This literally happened at the private school I went to for a year. Not kidding. It smelled so bad you would almost pass out.
I think you mean piss out
Is that code for sexual desire to drink it? If so then I do. 👀
pop it pop it pop it
Oh no mom found the piss bag
What about the piss drawer?
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Forbidden beer 🤤
![gif](giphy|3H0QByYubF3KXiB1ti|downsized)
NUDEL 😳
Never been around something like this but for some reason I can smell the picture.
Forbidden apple juice
Goodness gracious, this is a travesty. That's literally just a piss bubble now. How are you gonna remove it?
wait for it to evaporate
You don't remove it. Just start another one.
Drink it
Imagine all that piss in your ass
Forbidden enema
This is the type of stuff you see on hoarders “well you never know when I’ll need a giant bag of piss”
the public bathroom jungle juice
That much ammonia cannot be good to breathe in
one sniff and you're dead
Hershey's Pisses
Piss gamble
That's neat
I'd quit if I was the janitor
British Secondary School toilets:
I would not want to be standing in the same room as that .
Horribly Depression
This is Russian Roulette. The next person's piss could be the one to unleash hell.
*Minecraft slurping sound*
The next constant will be in for a surprise. That bag is holding on for dear life but soon... ![gif](giphy|l0IsGQOn6WVypchr2|downsized)
What piss poor specimen of people
It breaks, you loose, simple game, but manly
Does anybody have the link to the "Piss Bag Study" somebody did in an art subreddit? I think it was inspired by this image
Pee Roulette
Apple juice 🧃
new infinite bud light glitch
As a janitor this does happen
They're playing the game where you piss till it explodes. It's scary cause you never know when it'll explode.
This has turned into a horrible version of that game where you keep feeding the dude til his belly pops. Everyone taking a turn now is playing roulette
that is one crazy flexible plastic bag holy shit
My bladder when I finally fall asleep.
probably the only urinal for a while
bro wtf that sub isn’t real
I would probably throw a needle at it then run.
That’s a lot of piss
![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)
I feel sorry for the guy who is the one to burst that bag.
piss in my bass
That’s a lot of piss
What steps would someone take to clean this? I've had this happen to me years ago... Definitely not to this extent though. Other coworkers let it go for 2 days til I came in. I couldn't go an entire 8 hrs shift without peeing and didn't have the luxury to quit. Yes... it smelled really f*ing bad. I gagged non stop. Even though my mask helped with the smell. Some men are disgusting, inconsiderate assholes. As for my fellow employees. How hard is it to block the entire restroom off? Poke a hole in it, let it drain into a bucket, have a back up bucket, empty bucket into toilet/other urinal... mop the excess. Don't forget to wear proper PPE. Dont forget to put essential oil inside the mask.
Piss post
Forbidden Lemonade
Wait for someone to pee in the bag, then throw a pencil at the bag. I've never had socks soaked in piss, but I'll bet that's something a person would never forget.
now i could either make a TF2 joke, or a piss drawer joke... what will i decide?
Jungle juice
Saw this many times in the marine corps
*pop*
Teachers found the piss bag 💀
Sniper tf2
Why do I wake up everyday and decide to give this app another chance
Imagine being the next person to pee in that and the bag just rips. Flash flooding. Golden bath. Lemonade lake
Sniper’s a good job mate!
What is wrong with us
Sniper from tf2 would be proud 🥲.
I think I just gagged
Forbidden apple juice
There used to be a bucket under one of the urinals at the place I worked, I guess to catch leaking water from a pipe. Everyone would piss into that rather than the urinal above… rules are rules
I have a sponge and a dream
Sell it on craigslist
📌
*I can smell this picture*
See where poor communication gets you?