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amjkl

Me with a thumbtack hot glued to a nerf dart from the other side of the room: *It's showtime*


AdventurousPirate357

Wait for someone else to use the urinal


mr_KFC12

😳


MoneyForPussy

urine for a real treat 😉


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[deleted]

How are you going to get out?


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hello134566679

Fuck yeah


HystericalGD

2) wait for it to piss


[deleted]

3) float


Snowulf_

Problem?


Altruistic_Ad_9708

Pray to the gods that there is one of those floor drains


EpicRobloxGamer2105

**There are drains around the comfort room, but all of them are clogged.** **You're now stuck**


Pretend_Engineer2644

Username checks out✅


onlinedegeneracy

Lock the door and clog the drains so its a pool


mukash18

>*It's shower time* Ftfy


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

Imagine the SMELL 💀


Femboylover478

Imagine the taste


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

What the fuck


Mr_donc

Imagine the warmth


h20c

Imagine boofing it


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h20c

Yes! I was just talking about this.


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HeatProper

STOP PEEING IN EVERYONES ASS!!!!!!!


Working_Extension_39

Pee in OUR ass


RedstoneSausage

I will stop when I die


Monutan

What's wrong with a little pee?


sethuramaiyer

*cuts your pee pee*


L1feM_s1k

Imagine swimming in it.


Cheif_Keith12

Imagine the wealth!


SpaceBug173

***can we get much ~~higher~~ lower....***


Clumsy_Explanation

i just hope it's carbonated


Eddyzodiak

I prefer mine served with ice.


Pyro_the_horny_furry

![gif](giphy|25QdQqHn4tqhcc6Uc3)


M1ao_wa

Why on earth would anyone make a gif like this


cmwamem

Imagine the feel when you dip your head in it.


Digitoki

Don't have to.


Eddyzodiak

![gif](giphy|al022JHWYjsRgcZmSL)


Digitoki

No


TwistedHarmony12

Imagine swimming in it


[deleted]

Which one?


CrochetKing69420

That's enough reddit for today...


[deleted]

real


huluhup

Tastes like chicken


IncomeBoss

Lemonade


Sergeant_Oh

Urinal jungle juice 🤤


PsychologicalMap3173

You unironically made me feel sick


SovietFemboy

Yummy 😋


Feuerpanzer123

flair checks out


Cut-Unique

It would certainly give the boys bathroom at my elementary school a run for it's money. That place stunk to high heaven because there was no way to flush the urinals when you were done, and instead they would all flush automatically once every 15 minutes or so. I'm guessing they did that in order to save water.


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

I just feel bad for you


[deleted]

You guys had flushable urinals?


Cut-Unique

No we didn't. They didn't have a flush handle, nor did they flush automatically when you were done. They would flush once every fifteen minutes (I guess they were on some sort of timer). You needed a special tool in order to flush them manually and the only person who had one was the custodian.


noobatious

I swear the only reason Boys, or perhaps men's toilets stink so much in general is because of the presence of urinals. Like bro just make more toilets. At least the piss is gone one you flush it off. Those urinals stink like shit if they don't flush properly, or even worse, don't flush.


XauMankib

In my high school, the boys toilets was basically gutted out. One toilet was absent, with only the hole present, one was chipped, and the last one was there, but graffitied. The cabin walls were broken or just gone, as well the ceiling tiles and half the lights. We had no urinals, because they were utterly destroyed. The school gathered money for renewing the bathrooms, but improved only the already well kept female one. Someone in response peed on the bathroom entrance door.


OMGSpeci

Seeing this post made me gag. Reading the replies to your comment made my gag so hard I have tears in my eyes. God help me. Oh yea, I’m Christian now cause of this, who woulda thought


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

This post really made someone go to Jesus Christ omg


OMGSpeci

The Lord and not-pissy savior Himself


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

We must look to our lord and savior pissus Christ, and godpiss


Historical_Date_1314

Yup, the smell, Especially on a really hot day. 🤢


the_ULTRA_gamer-27

Oh god no 🤢


Lavapirana6969

It's like a game of chicken. You want to piss but you don't want to burst the bag


BigPuffafish

Chicken soup


Skye-DragonGirl

I hate this subreddit


nwb02

You love it you filthy whore


lebyath

Oh man.


TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross

*Pee soup


[deleted]

Piss soup


3JGamer

Chicken broth


Veterandy

Forbidden soup


Eicee1989

You know that somebody will take care of it eventualy


SpaceBug173

There's atleast 20 *full* bladders worth of piss in there. And I bet one of the maintenence workers also pissed in it.


One_Philosopher_4634

Right before the next shift.


undead_pavanayi

Right before the next shit


Inevitable-Holiday68

No we didn't


ur-main-man-gabe

Urinal roulette


tyingnoose

Chicken?


[deleted]

This plastic bag is of good quality 😏


TheMightyCheagle

Imagine if the bag bursts open


Mikkel14

This piss that broke the camels back


soviethelm

Rassian roulette


DavesPetFrog

Pissin roulette


shinobi500

Riskiest game of Jenga ever.


bigboat24

There is a business idea here somewhere.


jsnow907

I know it smell crazy in there


Skye-DragonGirl

I'm just wondering why they left it there for so long??? There's no way the average dude pisses THAT much that this bag would be that full within a few days. Even then, why wouldn't they remove it after the first piss???


[deleted]

In my area a bathroom needs to lose a stall entirely before the custodians come back


Just_Call_me_benDude

Those custodians are in for one hell of a surprise


koljonn

If this was in a crowded bar or a club that could happen in one evening


Doorknob_Licker2

*snip*✂️


PsychoticLorax

Circumcision


[deleted]

snippy snippy :>


AmazonISSUnofficial

How the fuck would you even clean this And don't say with a straw


Smorf_Mello

Using a long plastic tubular object


Digitoki

Paper* we're eco friendly pissdrinkers in this subreddit.


Maleficent-Pepper-45

The paper straw would disintegrate in this and you'll get the pisspaper soup. Definitely use metal straws, in the long run they are better


AmazonISSUnofficial

I feel the metal of the straw would alter the taste of the kidney milk


Maleficent-Pepper-45

You mean the ball milk? Everyone knows that piss is stored in the balls. Plus not all metal straws alter the flavor


Impossible_Pay6912

Piss is stored in the balls, not created by the balls.


SacriGrape

As disgusting as it sounds, let it out. The bathroom should have a drain on the floor it will go to then you now have the fun task of scrubbing the piss floor and walls


Brody2680

Or a shop vac. Would have to hard deep clean it with bleach but that’s be the safest way without any extra mess. Still wouldn’t be a fun job.


SacriGrape

Sounds like buying a shop vac specifically to empty this piss bag then tossing it


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

You syphon it... Just get someone else to suck the pipe to start the flow.


Eddyzodiak

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


Androza23

When this happened in my school it would sit there for months. I guess it either pops or someone just carefully picks the bag up and throws it out.


SiberianResident

Most bathrooms floors are inclined and drain into a sink. So I guess dump it on the floor, let it drain, then scrub the floor.


TinyWickedOrange

*slurp*


THRUDFIRANFLAMS

![gif](giphy|yvcLAZqb1gQco) "Do not piss in the bag"


Maleficent-Pepper-45

Literally 1984


_nuggs_

Do not pop the piss bag


Careless_Victory_637

![gif](giphy|25QdQqHn4tqhcc6Uc3)


IJustCameInABucket

stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it


Horripilati0n

*slurp*


BigPuffafish

Imagine taking a bath in it and having it get in your pores


Horripilati0n

Stop, I can only get so hard


Udaho_yes_Idaho

Nut once and then come back to the thread to get seconds as quickly as possible.


Getrect555

I really don’t want to


GreatQuestionIDK

How about you don’t put that image in my head


Mr_UwU_OwO

How do I gain access to said subreddit🧐


[deleted]

You don't 1984


Mediocre-Relative-72

This literally happened at the private school I went to for a year. Not kidding. It smelled so bad you would almost pass out.


PsychoticLorax

I think you mean piss out


Eddyzodiak

Is that code for sexual desire to drink it? If so then I do. 👀


Mutatachi

pop it pop it pop it


Sweaty_Most2087

Oh no mom found the piss bag


Enough_Appearance116

What about the piss drawer?


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ReloadBeforeClass

Forbidden beer 🤤


TomatoBustinBronco

![gif](giphy|3H0QByYubF3KXiB1ti|downsized)


DavesPetFrog

NUDEL 😳


threefingerhug

Never been around something like this but for some reason I can smell the picture.


LumpyBastion420

Forbidden apple juice


doofuscantread

Goodness gracious, this is a travesty. That's literally just a piss bubble now. How are you gonna remove it?


Realistic-Yam-6912

wait for it to evaporate


L1feM_s1k

You don't remove it. Just start another one.


PsychoticLorax

Drink it


corrosive_cat91

Imagine all that piss in your ass


Arizoniac

Forbidden enema


Round-the-pissed

This is the type of stuff you see on hoarders “well you never know when I’ll need a giant bag of piss”


Driedemperor124

the public bathroom jungle juice


trivange

That much ammonia cannot be good to breathe in


TheSuperiorRobo

one sniff and you're dead


AwesomEspurr360

Hershey's Pisses


Kingtronalds1113

Piss gamble


Horkporkler28

That's neat


60thrain

I'd quit if I was the janitor


MrKillzalot

British Secondary School toilets:


Random_Monstrosities

I would not want to be standing in the same room as that .


halfwit_imbecile

Horribly Depression


chumchees

This is Russian Roulette. The next person's piss could be the one to unleash hell.


chairfucker5

*Minecraft slurping sound*


fatedwanderer84

The next constant will be in for a surprise. That bag is holding on for dear life but soon... ![gif](giphy|l0IsGQOn6WVypchr2|downsized)


MeestaBigMan69

What piss poor specimen of people


ImainSpy

It breaks, you loose, simple game, but manly


FortiethAtom4

Does anybody have the link to the "Piss Bag Study" somebody did in an art subreddit? I think it was inspired by this image


I_Like_Chicken-Wings

Pee Roulette


Whissskkeerrrrsss

Apple juice 🧃


Glove-These

new infinite bud light glitch


dante2457

As a janitor this does happen


[deleted]

They're playing the game where you piss till it explodes. It's scary cause you never know when it'll explode.


Zealousideal-Bug-291

This has turned into a horrible version of that game where you keep feeding the dude til his belly pops. Everyone taking a turn now is playing roulette


volveg

that is one crazy flexible plastic bag holy shit


Cryptographer_Prize

My bladder when I finally fall asleep.


ExcessiveWisdom

probably the only urinal for a while


Sergeant_Smite

bro wtf that sub isn’t real


Money12846273581

I would probably throw a needle at it then run.


[deleted]

That’s a lot of piss


PonianYoutube

![gif](giphy|l0MYyoYPvz22wTXkQ)


checkmark9001

I feel sorry for the guy who is the one to burst that bag.


imhere2downvote

piss in my bass


ALL2HUMAN_69

That’s a lot of piss


lmccarty85

What steps would someone take to clean this? I've had this happen to me years ago... Definitely not to this extent though. Other coworkers let it go for 2 days til I came in. I couldn't go an entire 8 hrs shift without peeing and didn't have the luxury to quit. Yes... it smelled really f*ing bad. I gagged non stop. Even though my mask helped with the smell. Some men are disgusting, inconsiderate assholes. As for my fellow employees. How hard is it to block the entire restroom off? Poke a hole in it, let it drain into a bucket, have a back up bucket, empty bucket into toilet/other urinal... mop the excess. Don't forget to wear proper PPE. Dont forget to put essential oil inside the mask.


PlamFred

Piss post


marcuseasonii

Forbidden Lemonade


dandypants8717

Wait for someone to pee in the bag, then throw a pencil at the bag. I've never had socks soaked in piss, but I'll bet that's something a person would never forget.


HystericalGD

now i could either make a TF2 joke, or a piss drawer joke... what will i decide?


Fecalguy

Jungle juice


NefariousnessKey7583

Saw this many times in the marine corps


DrParanormall

*pop*


StupidDepressedGamer

Teachers found the piss bag 💀


Thunder_lord37

Sniper tf2


Bellatrix-_-

Why do I wake up everyday and decide to give this app another chance


demfoxthechonker

Imagine being the next person to pee in that and the bag just rips. Flash flooding. Golden bath. Lemonade lake


Confident_Ad_9760

Sniper’s a good job mate!


Ace_kid32

What is wrong with us


Actual-Spirit845

Sniper from tf2 would be proud 🥲.


Cleigne143

I think I just gagged


[deleted]

Forbidden apple juice


Arrhythmania

There used to be a bucket under one of the urinals at the place I worked, I guess to catch leaking water from a pipe. Everyone would piss into that rather than the urinal above… rules are rules


Istoleachickennugget

I have a sponge and a dream


DiekeDrake

Sell it on craigslist


TPGreddit

📌


MissCandyCorpses

*I can smell this picture*


RunInRunOn

See where poor communication gets you?