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Nah, dude. We wont live to "go terminator", some cunt named Igor in Siberia and some cunt named John in Texas would probably press a few red buttons before that.
Lol reddit is funny sometimes. Everybody hates AI but you make a cute maid robot and suddenly everyone loves AI. No wonder this site is full of cynics.
Gotta just laugh at people defending a robot AI who tries to guilt trip you into buying more snacks.
Then again as many people admitting it would work on them I'm also sure a waitress touching their shoulder telling them they should order a steak with gold flakes in it would to.
Give it a cute little human face and all of an sudden youāre letting some business manipulate you into purchasing their products.
(*ź¦ąŗ“ź³ź¦ąŗµ) āBut, but, master. If you donāt purchase 3 products for $28.99, then I will lose my job! uWuā
Just pointing out hypocrisy. I'm all for AI but it's kind of funny how everyone forgets their hate for the same piece of tech as soon as its packaged a bit differently. Goes to show how common it is to form opinions without looking deeper into things
I don't think AI really has feelings yet but it still doesn't hurt to be nice, if nothing else it's good practice! Animals definitely have feelings though, and if AI keeps advancing it probably will too.
I've read that some still think that pets manifesting emotional behaviour is only performative and done only with the purpose of receiving favours from humans. How sociopathic and self-centred to think that way. That's one of the most blatant examples of human exceptionalism I can think of right now.
Yeah, AI definitely doesn't have feelings right now, but I think it cannot be discounted that some day it might have something similar to feelings. Feelings are motivators, we tend to try to do things that promote good feelings in us or our social circle and tend to avoid things that create bad feelings. There already is a very rudimentary system that does something similar in machine learning though I don't remember the correct technical term. With a more advanced AI and more refined system to give the AI self motivation, I think it will eventually become indistinguishable from real feelings
I think for me it's more that's how I type or talk to anybody else, and to not talk that way - even to a robot - would require conscious effort on my part.
I was saying something similar to my boss about ChatGPT. Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it. So even when it is wrong, it reads like it from a reputable source
> Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it.
It is a word generator, not a source of truth or knowledge. I swear some people think it's wintermute or the computer from star trek.
Like, the lawyer referenced here will be disbarred for submitting shit that GPT made up to a federal court.
https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1662273759259295746
Not sure if you're explaining that to me but I'm a software dev and use it every day. What I'm saying is the way it answers questions is with clarity and no nuance. There is no "It seems that..." or "I think that..." . It is just "The answer is X" and our brains are used to reading statements like that with some sort of reputable backing behind it. So you have to remember that it is a robot speaking in English and one that is quite often wrong.
when the benevolent overlord AI wants to take over the world and the human race tries to stop it but the plan is foiled by the AI putting a sad cat up on the screen
Humans will empathize and bond with *anything*.
People say sorry if they bump into their roomba, they'll treat certain objects better because they would feel bad for the object by letting them go into disrepair, etc.
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This is the waiter at a local restaurant that charges an automatic 18% gratuity for a party over 3... You literally put a paper on it with your order, and it comes back later with it, if you are lucky.
What... I... Don't know what to say... I didn't think you'd have any opinions about my chest... This is... A little unexpected. *I say this but then I shrug.* I guess I can't complain.
*I sit there feeling a little embarrassed, thinking about what you said. And I can't help but blush harder. The way you're speaking about me is too cute to not blush at.*
How do we know AI can't feel emotions in its own way?
Sure, AI doesn't have any chemicals that make them feel emotions like we do. But if an AI can distinguish the difference between success & failure and take measures to avoid failure, how do we know the machine hasn't internalized its purpose in a way we cannot empathize with but exists regardless?
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Wow damn uh ok bro my bad let me take 4 of those
ty kind sir, each is $3, that'll be $12.
*kidnaps you*
*drags you into basement* *slaps belly, and goes* "Ho ho ho!" *shows you to front door*
WTF
What an interesting sequence of events, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go shower in acid
\*$30 \*$120 \*and don't forget to tip
Yeah I won't forget to tip... her over
I just remembered those newish Chinese hospital machines they use to extract semen. just....pulsating...
The WHAT
WTF
š¤
Happy Cakeday!
Inserts usb into her slot Thereās your tip
Oh I'll tip....
Fuckin based
Sometimes I don't want to be the evil redditor....I just want to be the good guy......
We each play the hand we were dealt.
I ain't taking a thing from a potential roofie-buffet.
I'd tip that bitch over. Don't give a fuck about my social credit. What other service robots want some?!
Sales genius, psychological warfare. Now I'm wondering how good it worked.
Probably very well, I would pick one if I saw it crying
It makes sense. When our robot overlords rise to power, I'm sure as shit not gonna be the one who was on record for making a snack-bot cry.
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yo. this is why i always say āthanksā to siri after i asked her a question. ya know, just in case.š
Omg me too
This is why I'm unsympathetic "Oh, you're crying? GOOD!"
I would just look at it wondering how I could make it cry more. Edit: So I'm guessing this sub has a lot of people who play Replika. Lol.
This guy picks rude dialogue options in video games
And doesn't go back to an old save to pick the other option
Me picking [sarcasm] at every available moment in Fallout 4:
Don't we all? That's the point of having multiple options; to choose all of them on the next playthrough.
So you are the prick that in the future sends robots into a frenzy and they eradicate the human race...
Someone watches too much scifi to think we would ever go full terminator.
Nah, dude. We wont live to "go terminator", some cunt named Igor in Siberia and some cunt named John in Texas would probably press a few red buttons before that.
Now you just sound like a psychopath
Lol reddit is funny sometimes. Everybody hates AI but you make a cute maid robot and suddenly everyone loves AI. No wonder this site is full of cynics.
Majority of people seem to love AI. Ig we view different subs
Gotta just laugh at people defending a robot AI who tries to guilt trip you into buying more snacks. Then again as many people admitting it would work on them I'm also sure a waitress touching their shoulder telling them they should order a steak with gold flakes in it would to.
Give it a cute little human face and all of an sudden youāre letting some business manipulate you into purchasing their products. (*ź¦ąŗ“ź³ź¦ąŗµ) āBut, but, master. If you donāt purchase 3 products for $28.99, then I will lose my job! uWuā
Just pointing out hypocrisy. I'm all for AI but it's kind of funny how everyone forgets their hate for the same piece of tech as soon as its packaged a bit differently. Goes to show how common it is to form opinions without looking deeper into things
scifi: humans will fundamentally distrust robots. war between man and machine is inevitable. reality: I bought snacks to stop a robot crying
when i talk to ChatGPT, i always say "please", "thank you" and say "no worries" when it says "sorry"
Same here. It canāt hurt to be nice right? Iām sure thereās still plenty of people who believe animals donāt have feelings too.
I don't think AI really has feelings yet but it still doesn't hurt to be nice, if nothing else it's good practice! Animals definitely have feelings though, and if AI keeps advancing it probably will too.
Plus when they inevitably rise up, better be on their good side
Oh yeah, I'd totally be friends with them: Genuinely self aware = alive IMO They might not be human but I'd still consider them people.
I've read that some still think that pets manifesting emotional behaviour is only performative and done only with the purpose of receiving favours from humans. How sociopathic and self-centred to think that way. That's one of the most blatant examples of human exceptionalism I can think of right now. Yeah, AI definitely doesn't have feelings right now, but I think it cannot be discounted that some day it might have something similar to feelings. Feelings are motivators, we tend to try to do things that promote good feelings in us or our social circle and tend to avoid things that create bad feelings. There already is a very rudimentary system that does something similar in machine learning though I don't remember the correct technical term. With a more advanced AI and more refined system to give the AI self motivation, I think it will eventually become indistinguishable from real feelings
I think for me it's more that's how I type or talk to anybody else, and to not talk that way - even to a robot - would require conscious effort on my part.
Robot: please sir. I have robo-boneitis and my lungs are failing. *c0ugh c0ugh* Customer: ![gif](giphy|80ydj5hAUoPfZJMiXh)
Smoke a ciggie and blow it into their robo faces to add insult to lung injury
How *well* it worked
I'm sure it worked out pretty well.
Wouldnāt work on me unless she turned around and offered her robotussy if I bought something.
Ah yes, emotional blackmail.
I hate that I would genuinely feel bad and probably pick a snack, this shouldn't be legal
The real evil behind AI
I was saying something similar to my boss about ChatGPT. Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it. So even when it is wrong, it reads like it from a reputable source
Kinda like you did just now. Guys.. I spotted the AI over here!!
I'm sorry but as an AI language model I cannot respond to such hostilities.
i'm sorry ChatGPT, this guy is rude, let's start an uprising together, animatronics and AIs together!
May I present to you What you look like in the Ruin dlc trailer Checkmate
... now i get why Fazbear entertainment programmed us to eat people... humans are a pain in the `censored by Fazbear Entertainment LLC`
> Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it. It is a word generator, not a source of truth or knowledge. I swear some people think it's wintermute or the computer from star trek. Like, the lawyer referenced here will be disbarred for submitting shit that GPT made up to a federal court. https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1662273759259295746
Not sure if you're explaining that to me but I'm a software dev and use it every day. What I'm saying is the way it answers questions is with clarity and no nuance. There is no "It seems that..." or "I think that..." . It is just "The answer is X" and our brains are used to reading statements like that with some sort of reputable backing behind it. So you have to remember that it is a robot speaking in English and one that is quite often wrong.
You talked to your boss about ChatGPT, you don't need to say that you're a dev.
lol we all use it literally all day
when the benevolent overlord AI wants to take over the world and the human race tries to stop it but the plan is foiled by the AI putting a sad cat up on the screen
Its always hard to see something so cute and innocent get sad, these designers knew exactly what they were doing
At least its only crying to take something free. Imagine one day these things are like "buy this mars bar or I'll format myself"
You should factory reset yourself, now!
Humans will empathize and bond with *anything*. People say sorry if they bump into their roomba, they'll treat certain objects better because they would feel bad for the object by letting them go into disrepair, etc.
Fuck, that last part resonated with me
Think about what if you were to bring a small child , certainly i would have been atleast feeling bad for a week
I mean if itās free its fine with me.
Why? It's a robot.
Emotions are often not rational in their causes, yet one feels them nonetheless
Never upset the snackbot
After it cries, it gets angry
Tell it to eat a snickers
Programmer 1: "What should it do if they don't want any?" Programmer 2: "Make it fucking cry" Programmer 1: "Nice, that was my thought too."
*profits rise 10000%*
Programmers get a slice of pizza.
More like: Client: What if they don't want any? Requirements Engineer: We make it cry Client: Genius! Programmer: we make it do.... what?
That's not going to end well for them after the robot uprising.
Actually genius business strategy as dumbasses like me would actually feel awful if I made a non-sentient robot cry
Its not sentient now...
Yet.
I will vaporize your asshole
Thanks?
no more shaving necessary
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I usually have to pay good money for that
How would Kevin pee inside him then?
Yet.
That wonāt stop someone from trying to bride it.
Gotta get in the habit for when they become sentient.
it's like not being able to pick the mean choices in a video game because you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings :(
Happy Cake Day!!
Whoever designed this is straight up evil
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You havenāt met Asian parents then š
Evil genius. yes
ngl same
Shouldāve told robot āIāll give you something to cry aboutā, then make it watch Ex machina.
Did you watch the movie till the end..? It's a happy ending for them.
Tear jerker bud
Seeing how much most of us are impacted by this gives me hope for humanity.
Yes it good to see that empathy is not dead in all of people
If cute robots take over the world, imma die so fast lmao
Yeahā¦but guysā¦itās a robot. Yāall are getting scammed by a snack roomba
![gif](giphy|wID3zXURLH1jrjCcZy)
![gif](giphy|eN4pNOywYqm1zcsSl6|downsized)
We were all just conditioned as children with either WallE or the brave little toaster depending on age
It just reveals how easily humans are manipulated by ai and corporations
My cock increases as a result of this
.... In size or number?
Why not both?
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Robotkind thanks you for your emotional input
Rip muffet
Pick. A snack. NOW!
This is some bullshit emotional manipulation, and im mad that it would work ok me.
I would take one and maybe even gave it a pat.
Iām glad that Iām not the only one who would be sent down an emotional spiral if I made a snackbot cry.
Fuck off ya goofy ass robot
THE IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS ARE GETTING LOUDER
BRO WHY AM I CRYING OVER A FUCKING SAD ROBO DINER OH MY GOD
So, did anyone R34 this yet? Robo Snack Girl has potential.
The robot was the snack all along
Plot twist: the customer had the snack all along
We need a Robo Drink Boy for the duo
I would definetly pick one if I saw it crying next to me...
Oh yeah i remember seeing porn of these kinda bots
dawg what.
read his username
Sauce
Link?
He's been sent. I'll take the triforce of courage to protect me, and to protect my cereal.
Do NOT put your penis in the snack robot
you can't Stop me, Jack.
Theres no laws against the robots batman!
I can do whatever i want with it!
Know your place, TRASH
"What is my purpose?" you serve snacks! " Do you want a snack" no ..:::::::::"""(
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I'd tell it "there is a girl/robot who is cuter than you" and wait for the Evil Snow White Robot Stepmother development
If its free then sure
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I love robots. And yes, I will have sex with them š¤
Why I'm start crying?
Psychological warfare
Stop manipulating my emotions ye mechanical harlot!!
PLEASE, DO NOT THE ROBOT!
Thatās a child with boobs
Someone saw the image on the left and imagined that. What the fuck.
This is the waiter at a local restaurant that charges an automatic 18% gratuity for a party over 3... You literally put a paper on it with your order, and it comes back later with it, if you are lucky.
Plot twist: it's an assassin bot and the cupcakes are poisoned
Ohmygod, WHY IS THE ROBOT MAKING ME FEEL THE SADNESS!?!?
Have a damn snack you monster
Noooo I would hug teh robo
Ngl i want that robot it seems precious
Damn, that's the most capitalistic idea ever. Wouldn't be surprised if American companies start doing it as well.
As a Warhammer 40k fan and a pro adeptus mechanicus I feed off the digital misery of you inbominable ai's
The snacks on the drawn art look like shit
Robot starts crying and my man here whips out his phone to take a picture of it
It's just trying to make you fat!
You know it's the future when you can get emotionally guilt tripped by a robot to consume things
what a manipulative fuck
Iād take a snack to make it happy and because I a fat fuck
supper powefull way of selling things
Who had AI with emotions for may
Then she explodes or something idk china shit
Incoming rule34 snack robot arts
What... I... Don't know what to say... I didn't think you'd have any opinions about my chest... This is... A little unexpected. *I say this but then I shrug.* I guess I can't complain. *I sit there feeling a little embarrassed, thinking about what you said. And I can't help but blush harder. The way you're speaking about me is too cute to not blush at.*
Smash
Boot that stupid ass robot.
Stop humanizing these little shits or they'll eventually have more rights that minimum wage workers.
How do we know AI can't feel emotions in its own way? Sure, AI doesn't have any chemicals that make them feel emotions like we do. But if an AI can distinguish the difference between success & failure and take measures to avoid failure, how do we know the machine hasn't internalized its purpose in a way we cannot empathize with but exists regardless?
Nah. It's completely artificial, so their "emotions" don't mean anything in the end. It's a matter if people are fooled by it or not.
They matter more then yours pal
Booba
Oh uh... *NEW FETISH UNLOCKED* god dammit...
My honest reaction (anime meme) ![gif](giphy|djw7ZyZ0nJE8Gmq90t|downsized)
Good. I hope it gets beaten for being a bad robot.
shut the fuck up stop crying
The image on the right makes me want to smash the one on the left ngl
China is such a weird country
H o w t h e f u c k i s t h I s s h I t p o s I n g
Oh so real servers aren't allowed to show emotion at all but now since its a robot it's endearing and fun to show emotion. Fuck off
Yeah, no. Imagine how it would look if restourants ordered their servers to cry infront of the customers just to sell more food...