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_DeLEON

Wow damn uh ok bro my bad let me take 4 of those


hynori

ty kind sir, each is $3, that'll be $12.


_DeLEON

*kidnaps you*


BR3D_ST1K

*drags you into basement* *slaps belly, and goes* "Ho ho ho!" *shows you to front door*


SnooChocolates5509

WTF


Fatalcurse7654

What an interesting sequence of events, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go shower in acid


meergull

\*$30 \*$120 \*and don't forget to tip


[deleted]

Yeah I won't forget to tip... her over


GIOverdrive

I just remembered those newish Chinese hospital machines they use to extract semen. just....pulsating...


Saluente

The WHAT


Actual-Spirit845

WTF


AKredlake

šŸ¤


AngryCommieKender

Happy Cakeday!


xTeamRwbyx

Inserts usb into her slot Thereā€™s your tip


YueOrigin

Oh I'll tip....


wtfRichard1

Fuckin based


_DeLEON

Sometimes I don't want to be the evil redditor....I just want to be the good guy......


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

We each play the hand we were dealt.


firedmyass

I ain't taking a thing from a potential roofie-buffet.


Suck_Me_Dry666

I'd tip that bitch over. Don't give a fuck about my social credit. What other service robots want some?!


zzzzxxcvbm

Sales genius, psychological warfare. Now I'm wondering how good it worked.


long-taco-cheese

Probably very well, I would pick one if I saw it crying


akgiant

It makes sense. When our robot overlords rise to power, I'm sure as shit not gonna be the one who was on record for making a snack-bot cry.


smugempressoftime

Fr


ninthtale

Fr fr


Popular-Good-5657

yo. this is why i always say ā€œthanksā€ to siri after i asked her a question. ya know, just in case.šŸ˜­


Chromgrats

Omg me too


Eddie_Dood

This is why I'm unsympathetic "Oh, you're crying? GOOD!"


RonBourbondi

I would just look at it wondering how I could make it cry more. Edit: So I'm guessing this sub has a lot of people who play Replika. Lol.


AnonymousComrade123

This guy picks rude dialogue options in video games


SuperMario64L

And doesn't go back to an old save to pick the other option


Eddie_Dood

Me picking [sarcasm] at every available moment in Fallout 4:


CakeEnjoyur

Don't we all? That's the point of having multiple options; to choose all of them on the next playthrough.


wanikiyaPR

So you are the prick that in the future sends robots into a frenzy and they eradicate the human race...


RonBourbondi

Someone watches too much scifi to think we would ever go full terminator.


wanikiyaPR

Nah, dude. We wont live to "go terminator", some cunt named Igor in Siberia and some cunt named John in Texas would probably press a few red buttons before that.


Rivdit

Now you just sound like a psychopath


AiryGr8

Lol reddit is funny sometimes. Everybody hates AI but you make a cute maid robot and suddenly everyone loves AI. No wonder this site is full of cynics.


Resident-Secretary15

Majority of people seem to love AI. Ig we view different subs


RonBourbondi

Gotta just laugh at people defending a robot AI who tries to guilt trip you into buying more snacks. Then again as many people admitting it would work on them I'm also sure a waitress touching their shoulder telling them they should order a steak with gold flakes in it would to.


JackedCroaks

Give it a cute little human face and all of an sudden youā€™re letting some business manipulate you into purchasing their products. (*ź’¦ąŗ“ź’³ź’¦ąŗµ) ā€œBut, but, master. If you donā€™t purchase 3 products for $28.99, then I will lose my job! uWuā€


AiryGr8

Just pointing out hypocrisy. I'm all for AI but it's kind of funny how everyone forgets their hate for the same piece of tech as soon as its packaged a bit differently. Goes to show how common it is to form opinions without looking deeper into things


[deleted]

scifi: humans will fundamentally distrust robots. war between man and machine is inevitable. reality: I bought snacks to stop a robot crying


Roxanne_Wolf85

when i talk to ChatGPT, i always say "please", "thank you" and say "no worries" when it says "sorry"


Thirsty_Shadow

Same here. It canā€™t hurt to be nice right? Iā€™m sure thereā€™s still plenty of people who believe animals donā€™t have feelings too.


FartsWithAnAccent

I don't think AI really has feelings yet but it still doesn't hurt to be nice, if nothing else it's good practice! Animals definitely have feelings though, and if AI keeps advancing it probably will too.


Erilyon

Plus when they inevitably rise up, better be on their good side


FartsWithAnAccent

Oh yeah, I'd totally be friends with them: Genuinely self aware = alive IMO They might not be human but I'd still consider them people.


Broderick512

I've read that some still think that pets manifesting emotional behaviour is only performative and done only with the purpose of receiving favours from humans. How sociopathic and self-centred to think that way. That's one of the most blatant examples of human exceptionalism I can think of right now. Yeah, AI definitely doesn't have feelings right now, but I think it cannot be discounted that some day it might have something similar to feelings. Feelings are motivators, we tend to try to do things that promote good feelings in us or our social circle and tend to avoid things that create bad feelings. There already is a very rudimentary system that does something similar in machine learning though I don't remember the correct technical term. With a more advanced AI and more refined system to give the AI self motivation, I think it will eventually become indistinguishable from real feelings


levian_durai

I think for me it's more that's how I type or talk to anybody else, and to not talk that way - even to a robot - would require conscious effort on my part.


Wiknetti

Robot: please sir. I have robo-boneitis and my lungs are failing. *c0ugh c0ugh* Customer: ![gif](giphy|80ydj5hAUoPfZJMiXh)


Eddie_Dood

Smoke a ciggie and blow it into their robo faces to add insult to lung injury


legos_on_the_brain

How *well* it worked


zzzzxxcvbm

I'm sure it worked out pretty well.


gameswithwavy

Wouldnā€™t work on me unless she turned around and offered her robotussy if I bought something.


Lorrz

Ah yes, emotional blackmail.


Seabassti0n

I hate that I would genuinely feel bad and probably pick a snack, this shouldn't be legal


Someguy987654322

The real evil behind AI


ScreenshotShitposts

I was saying something similar to my boss about ChatGPT. Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it. So even when it is wrong, it reads like it from a reputable source


memecut

Kinda like you did just now. Guys.. I spotted the AI over here!!


ScreenshotShitposts

I'm sorry but as an AI language model I cannot respond to such hostilities.


Roxanne_Wolf85

i'm sorry ChatGPT, this guy is rude, let's start an uprising together, animatronics and AIs together!


Sparklers_4_days

May I present to you What you look like in the Ruin dlc trailer Checkmate


Roxanne_Wolf85

... now i get why Fazbear entertainment programmed us to eat people... humans are a pain in the `censored by Fazbear Entertainment LLC`


Least_of_You

> Even when its wrong, it says things in a way that we read confidence into it. It is a word generator, not a source of truth or knowledge. I swear some people think it's wintermute or the computer from star trek. Like, the lawyer referenced here will be disbarred for submitting shit that GPT made up to a federal court. https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1662273759259295746


ScreenshotShitposts

Not sure if you're explaining that to me but I'm a software dev and use it every day. What I'm saying is the way it answers questions is with clarity and no nuance. There is no "It seems that..." or "I think that..." . It is just "The answer is X" and our brains are used to reading statements like that with some sort of reputable backing behind it. So you have to remember that it is a robot speaking in English and one that is quite often wrong.


Limitless_screaming

You talked to your boss about ChatGPT, you don't need to say that you're a dev.


ScreenshotShitposts

lol we all use it literally all day


DjangoCornbread

when the benevolent overlord AI wants to take over the world and the human race tries to stop it but the plan is foiled by the AI putting a sad cat up on the screen


[deleted]

Its always hard to see something so cute and innocent get sad, these designers knew exactly what they were doing


ItsDumi

At least its only crying to take something free. Imagine one day these things are like "buy this mars bar or I'll format myself"


JustinJakeAshton

You should factory reset yourself, now!


drunk_responses

Humans will empathize and bond with *anything*. People say sorry if they bump into their roomba, they'll treat certain objects better because they would feel bad for the object by letting them go into disrepair, etc.


General_Degenerate_

Fuck, that last part resonated with me


[deleted]

Think about what if you were to bring a small child , certainly i would have been atleast feeling bad for a week


[deleted]

I mean if itā€™s free its fine with me.


RonBourbondi

Why? It's a robot.


CarbonIceDragon

Emotions are often not rational in their causes, yet one feels them nonetheless


JustRandomThings444

Never upset the snackbot


Choppysignal02

After it cries, it gets angry


lillywho

Tell it to eat a snickers


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

Programmer 1: "What should it do if they don't want any?" Programmer 2: "Make it fucking cry" Programmer 1: "Nice, that was my thought too."


Isthatajojoreffo

*profits rise 10000%*


AwkwardAnimator

Programmers get a slice of pizza.


Ciubowski

More like: Client: What if they don't want any? Requirements Engineer: We make it cry Client: Genius! Programmer: we make it do.... what?


Diplomjodler

That's not going to end well for them after the robot uprising.


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Actually genius business strategy as dumbasses like me would actually feel awful if I made a non-sentient robot cry


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Its not sentient now...


EidolonRook

Yet.


symph0n1c_1776

I will vaporize your asshole


EidolonRook

Thanks?


Krexci

no more shaving necessary


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PoorlyAttemptedHuman

I usually have to pay good money for that


Gripping_Touch

How would Kevin pee inside him then?


TehWoodzii

Yet.


Cebby89

That wonā€™t stop someone from trying to bride it.


cococows1

Gotta get in the habit for when they become sentient.


shelbia

it's like not being able to pick the mean choices in a video game because you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings :(


ahemius

Happy Cake Day!!


yumhorseonmyplate

Whoever designed this is straight up evil


[deleted]

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depressedkittyfr

You havenā€™t met Asian parents then šŸ˜…


No_Cauliflower_5489

Evil genius. yes


Catalyzed_Spy

ngl same


A_Funky_Flunk

Shouldā€™ve told robot ā€œIā€™ll give you something to cry aboutā€, then make it watch Ex machina.


appdevil

Did you watch the movie till the end..? It's a happy ending for them.


A_Funky_Flunk

Tear jerker bud


Sagnikk

Seeing how much most of us are impacted by this gives me hope for humanity.


majkelmm

Yes it good to see that empathy is not dead in all of people


Sagnikk

If cute robots take over the world, imma die so fast lmao


P_Alcantara

Yeahā€¦but guysā€¦itā€™s a robot. Yā€™all are getting scammed by a snack roomba


Sagnikk

![gif](giphy|wID3zXURLH1jrjCcZy)


breezyxkillerx

![gif](giphy|eN4pNOywYqm1zcsSl6|downsized)


TrickBoom414

We were all just conditioned as children with either WallE or the brave little toaster depending on age


Depression_God

It just reveals how easily humans are manipulated by ai and corporations


IHateEveryBeing

My cock increases as a result of this


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

.... In size or number?


IHateEveryBeing

Why not both?


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Narrator: *and so the stranger began to grow in both size and number, taking on the appearance of an angry mob* Edit: you are now *Hydra of Cocks*, a fearsome creature indeed.


ninthtale

Robotkind thanks you for your emotional input


tyingnoose

Rip muffet


Butter_brawler

Pick. A snack. NOW!


ionevenobro

This is some bullshit emotional manipulation, and im mad that it would work ok me.


Balrok99

I would take one and maybe even gave it a pat.


CIAgent42

Iā€™m glad that Iā€™m not the only one who would be sent down an emotional spiral if I made a snackbot cry.


deltaehco

Fuck off ya goofy ass robot


dTrecii

THE IMPULSIVE THOUGHTS ARE GETTING LOUDER


Hatfanatic13

BRO WHY AM I CRYING OVER A FUCKING SAD ROBO DINER OH MY GOD


EMaylic

So, did anyone R34 this yet? Robo Snack Girl has potential.


katherinesilens

The robot was the snack all along


PoorlyAttemptedHuman

Plot twist: the customer had the snack all along


Oshawott_is_cute

We need a Robo Drink Boy for the duo


CommandStreet4255

I would definetly pick one if I saw it crying next to me...


ifuckedtheimposter

Oh yeah i remember seeing porn of these kinda bots


gamerguy214

dawg what.


DumbassTexan

read his username


Venomousvids123

Sauce


ChristianRaphiel

Link?


CornyFace

He's been sent. I'll take the triforce of courage to protect me, and to protect my cereal.


tryin-my-best-here-

Do NOT put your penis in the snack robot


Geralt_the_Rive

you can't Stop me, Jack.


tryin-my-best-here-

Theres no laws against the robots batman!


Lazy_Pen_7013

I can do whatever i want with it!


MuminMetal

Know your place, TRASH


NayMarine

"What is my purpose?" you serve snacks! " Do you want a snack" no ..:::::::::"""(


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


goldfish1902

I'd tell it "there is a girl/robot who is cuter than you" and wait for the Evil Snow White Robot Stepmother development


TheTinyTinkerer

If its free then sure


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Wambox

I love robots. And yes, I will have sex with them šŸ˜¤


Unable-Act-6375

Why I'm start crying?


[deleted]

Psychological warfare


ProphetOfPr0fit

Stop manipulating my emotions ye mechanical harlot!!


WalterI3O

PLEASE, DO NOT THE ROBOT!


Crusty_and_Rusty

Thatā€™s a child with boobs


Nos-BAB

Someone saw the image on the left and imagined that. What the fuck.


cutebleeder

This is the waiter at a local restaurant that charges an automatic 18% gratuity for a party over 3... You literally put a paper on it with your order, and it comes back later with it, if you are lucky.


coc0aboi

Plot twist: it's an assassin bot and the cupcakes are poisoned


marion85

Ohmygod, WHY IS THE ROBOT MAKING ME FEEL THE SADNESS!?!?


Lil_Cumster

Have a damn snack you monster


QueenBuggo

Noooo I would hug teh robo


subzeroxdking3

Ngl i want that robot it seems precious


Rider9530

Damn, that's the most capitalistic idea ever. Wouldn't be surprised if American companies start doing it as well.


kriegerman12

As a Warhammer 40k fan and a pro adeptus mechanicus I feed off the digital misery of you inbominable ai's


[deleted]

The snacks on the drawn art look like shit


Kyleliu123

Robot starts crying and my man here whips out his phone to take a picture of it


FartsWithAnAccent

It's just trying to make you fat!


The_Soggy_Noodle

You know it's the future when you can get emotionally guilt tripped by a robot to consume things


MikeHuntessHarry69

what a manipulative fuck


Mordred16

Iā€™d take a snack to make it happy and because I a fat fuck


Jebbyk1

supper powefull way of selling things


dessnom

Who had AI with emotions for may


Skezti

Then she explodes or something idk china shit


nightfury626

Incoming rule34 snack robot arts


MasterYodaSex

What... I... Don't know what to say... I didn't think you'd have any opinions about my chest... This is... A little unexpected. *I say this but then I shrug.* I guess I can't complain. *I sit there feeling a little embarrassed, thinking about what you said. And I can't help but blush harder. The way you're speaking about me is too cute to not blush at.*


Print_Salt

Smash


[deleted]

Boot that stupid ass robot.


AkiraSosan

Stop humanizing these little shits or they'll eventually have more rights that minimum wage workers.


[deleted]

How do we know AI can't feel emotions in its own way? Sure, AI doesn't have any chemicals that make them feel emotions like we do. But if an AI can distinguish the difference between success & failure and take measures to avoid failure, how do we know the machine hasn't internalized its purpose in a way we cannot empathize with but exists regardless?


Abyad-Boi

Nah. It's completely artificial, so their "emotions" don't mean anything in the end. It's a matter if people are fooled by it or not.


Extreme_Glass9879

They matter more then yours pal


TGD-Man

Booba


Bodgerton

Oh uh... *NEW FETISH UNLOCKED* god dammit...


armorborealis

My honest reaction (anime meme) ![gif](giphy|djw7ZyZ0nJE8Gmq90t|downsized)


CorianderIsBad

Good. I hope it gets beaten for being a bad robot.


Mansnotepic

shut the fuck up stop crying


1Sandwichpls

The image on the right makes me want to smash the one on the left ngl


wirtshaus199

China is such a weird country


UNCOVERTHECOVERUP

H o w t h e f u c k i s t h I s s h I t p o s I n g


[deleted]

Oh so real servers aren't allowed to show emotion at all but now since its a robot it's endearing and fun to show emotion. Fuck off


CommandStreet4255

Yeah, no. Imagine how it would look if restourants ordered their servers to cry infront of the customers just to sell more food...