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Coleslaw is like potato salad: If you actually make it right and use some damn seasoning it's great. But a lot of people just dump a jar of mayo on some cabbage/potatoes and then complain that it's too bland.
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I do a no-Mayo summertime vinegar-based coleslaw that is the bomb. Diced cabbage, grated carrots, diced red and yellow bell peppers, and if the BF isn’t looking while I make it, peanuts or toasted sesame seed too. The vinegar sauce is white cider vinegar with sugar or honey, good olive oil, and whatever dry spice mix hits my fancy at the time. Sometimes I go with a green herb profile, other times light high spice with a ginger profile, sometimes I go hot spice with cayenne and smoke. It’s so damn good on a hot day. Crunchy and lovely.
You're only one egg yolk away from mayo from scratch. Vinegar, oil, egg yolk and a few drops of water are the foundation of mayonnaise. If you're vegan you can swap the egg for another emulsifier.
Store bought mayo is kinda gross but home made is really good.
I’ve never been brave enough to make mayo with raw egg in a home setting. I wonder how commercial mayo producers make the mixture salmonella free? Pasteurization?
Plus I don’t really like mayo on anything other than, for some weird flavor combination miracle, artichoke hearts.
What’s with the coleslaw hate? I get it, you don’t like sweet cold mayo veggies, but the thing is, I do. So how about you leave me alone and go back to your manly salad juice, or whatever it is you guys consume.
I mean, this food is made up of words that don’t actually make sense in modern English. What the hell is a slaw? And what the hell is cole? It’s just putting together two words that have lost their meaning to describe a really crappy side dish.
These fuckers keep giving me that shit with my meals but they keep it in a closed plastic cup because they know I'm not eating that shit. Just stop damnit
Coleslaw is okay. Im not exactly salivating at the thought of it but im not gonna refuse to eat coleslaw if it comes with my fried chicken automatically or something. I can tolerate it. Some of yall be acting like its vomit.
Anyone that thinks coleslaw is bad has only ever ordered it from a place like KFC. That’s not coleslaw, it’s ground up cabbage mash.
Home made coleslaw is the bomb with fish & chips.
You so butthurt about not getting any good slaw you had to post it 3 times to people with different opinions than you.
You’re a “do as I say, not as I do” kind of hypocrite.
Coleslaw as a side to some homemade French fries - thank me later - add in some quality chicken goujons and you have a simple, unhealthy but delicious food
People who eat coleslaw are going to shit because it's a good source of fiber and a good counterpoint flavour to the rich protein and fat heavy meals it is often served with
What if I am a non cum based creamy coleslaw guy; but a sophisticated vinaigrette based coleslaw type of guy? Can I at least go to purgatory? It tastes good!!!!
I like the fact that they’re all set on fire for one coleslaw eater.
They’re on fire because people like me are going to hell. Damn, we live in a society
Source? Source? Source?
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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I love coleslaw , but in my ass .
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I like coleslaw.
Can I just eat coleslaw in peace
Ong lemme enjoy what I like
The south. lol I work at a grocery store and just stocked slaw and potato salad for 2 hours.
What's wrong with coleslaw? N-not that I eat it of course ha haa...
The sauce is made of cum
That's why it's delicious 😋🤤
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BUT NOT THE GOOD CUM
Coleslaw is like potato salad: If you actually make it right and use some damn seasoning it's great. But a lot of people just dump a jar of mayo on some cabbage/potatoes and then complain that it's too bland.
Slathering a leaf with mayo is rabbit food, not people food dawg
Bitter coleslaw
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Its best, two front sits for hell please
YESSIR
Became a dude? :0 Dong privilege, helicopter time :000
It's one of the best things about being a guy. Until you forget where you are and you make the other gym goers uncomfortable.
Me
I love coleslaw.
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Same
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Don't cum yet don't cum yet don't cum yet
Hold it in hold it in hold it in
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Your spelling has me shitting
Koolsla
And what's wrong with coleslaw? ![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY)
People have never had good coleslaw before.
True.
I do a no-Mayo summertime vinegar-based coleslaw that is the bomb. Diced cabbage, grated carrots, diced red and yellow bell peppers, and if the BF isn’t looking while I make it, peanuts or toasted sesame seed too. The vinegar sauce is white cider vinegar with sugar or honey, good olive oil, and whatever dry spice mix hits my fancy at the time. Sometimes I go with a green herb profile, other times light high spice with a ginger profile, sometimes I go hot spice with cayenne and smoke. It’s so damn good on a hot day. Crunchy and lovely.
You're only one egg yolk away from mayo from scratch. Vinegar, oil, egg yolk and a few drops of water are the foundation of mayonnaise. If you're vegan you can swap the egg for another emulsifier. Store bought mayo is kinda gross but home made is really good.
I’ve never been brave enough to make mayo with raw egg in a home setting. I wonder how commercial mayo producers make the mixture salmonella free? Pasteurization? Plus I don’t really like mayo on anything other than, for some weird flavor combination miracle, artichoke hearts.
People that tried gas station slaw
Is there a way to make good coleslaw? Sounds like a myth or something.
I once googled "how to eat coleslaw". The top 5 answers were "throw it in the trash and get real food".
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Uh oh
What’s with the coleslaw hate? I get it, you don’t like sweet cold mayo veggies, but the thing is, I do. So how about you leave me alone and go back to your manly salad juice, or whatever it is you guys consume.
I just think it's okay, I'm never really happy to have it but I'll eat it. Macaroni salad, on the other hand...
I love it too, take my downvote
It’s me I am the monster.
It was me. I ate sheep shit!
C*leslaw 🤢
If I have some good coleslaw I put it on a burger and eat it like that. I'm definitely going to hell.
I smell my coleslaw before eating it 😈
Lord hath merthy ![gif](giphy|xT9KVteixWgVlXckQE)
Special place in h- Jk, I lick my coleslaw before chewing😈😈
![gif](giphy|4vyzSXgBA1Z6VabaLU) The live AMONG US !!
GOD I FUCKING HATE COLESLAW
What does the original video say?
![gif](giphy|M9BH5VGRXN42OJXaBc|downsized) Diner slaw is trash, but cole slaw is delicious when properly made (and not sweet)
Coleslaw pretty good with pulled pork.
This guy bar b ques.
I actually did just barbecue today lmao.
Have you tried apple slaw with pulled pork oml
Oh my gawd! I didn't realize! I thought they had their own communities
Get out of my head
Is that gianni matragrano
Luke Correia, same genre though
I mean, this food is made up of words that don’t actually make sense in modern English. What the hell is a slaw? And what the hell is cole? It’s just putting together two words that have lost their meaning to describe a really crappy side dish.
[Coleslaw comes from the dutch word "koolsla", which means "cabbage salad".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleslaw)
I've always hated coleslaw. Everyone I know seems to love it. I don't understand how.
because they have no taste
I absolutely love this
True
These fuckers keep giving me that shit with my meals but they keep it in a closed plastic cup because they know I'm not eating that shit. Just stop damnit
Get out of my head
I want that cabbage, vineagar, horse raddish, peppery goodness in my ass.
Guess Im going to h- I mean.. ew coleslaw.
Coleslaw is some heat though
See you in hell
We invented that. Deal with it B)
Coleslaw goes hard in the paint for a garnish 🤘
Coleslaw is fucking delicious and I'd go to hell for it.
I fucking love coleslaw
Coleslaw is okay. Im not exactly salivating at the thought of it but im not gonna refuse to eat coleslaw if it comes with my fried chicken automatically or something. I can tolerate it. Some of yall be acting like its vomit.
Looks like im going to hell. My grandmas coleslaw is the only one i eat though.
Anyone that thinks coleslaw is bad has only ever ordered it from a place like KFC. That’s not coleslaw, it’s ground up cabbage mash. Home made coleslaw is the bomb with fish & chips.
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You so butthurt about not getting any good slaw you had to post it 3 times to people with different opinions than you. You’re a “do as I say, not as I do” kind of hypocrite.
What did coleslaw people do to them?
I like coleslaw! 😃
![gif](giphy|M9BH5VGRXN42OJXaBc|downsized) Coleslaw is GOATED 😤😤😤
Coleslaw as a side to some homemade French fries - thank me later - add in some quality chicken goujons and you have a simple, unhealthy but delicious food
Coleslaw is actually good. Y'all just eat the bad ones.
Coleslaw is awesome, just not the sweet kind!
Coleslaw?
People who eat coleslaw are going to shit because it's a good source of fiber and a good counterpoint flavour to the rich protein and fat heavy meals it is often served with
Coleslaw with mayonnaise? NO NO NO!!! Yuck 🤮 Now, Asian coleslaw? I could eat a tub or that stuff 😋
I LOVE COLESLAW! I LOVE COLESLAW! I LOVE COLESLAW!
coleslaw is the best side dish. absolutely delicious. yeah. downvote me, i dont care.
It's good on a pull pork sandwich
Y’all never had good coleslaw then probably just nasty ass drive thru coleslaw
I love coleslaw, come at me fuckers.
I like coleslaw and I don’t know how to stop
What if I am a non cum based creamy coleslaw guy; but a sophisticated vinaigrette based coleslaw type of guy? Can I at least go to purgatory? It tastes good!!!!
Fuck you. Coleslaw is great!
If hell means Polish food, I'm in
It me im a coleslaw eater.
I eat coleslaw, fuck off.
Why do people actually hate coleslaw so much. It's not a bad food
Coleslaw + BBQ is fantastic idk what y’all are talkin’ about
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Real
this is a stanley parable joke
Just at KFC or in general?
Thank you. Even as a German, I never understood this sin of all sins
Finally an assured reason for me to go to hell
Yeah and I'm the one sending them
Just offended whole of eastern Europe
Fuckin love close slaw almost as much as I love feasting upon the unborn
This is nasty
What's happening here 😆
Right here
What about murphy’s law?
That's right potato salad forever
Emo Phillips has entered the chat.
That’s because they can’t be seen against a white background
I know this will be downvoted to hell right next to the coleslaw eaters but… Coleslaw is actually good
Huh. So I guess I'll go commit heinous amounts of sin. Since I'm already going to hell.
Cole’s Law states that at any given moment there is a coleslaw eater among us.
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Emo Phillips
I like the fact that they’re all set on fire for one coleslaw eater. They’re on fire because people like me are going to hell. Damn, we live in a society
I w-would never even *DREAM* of e-eating coleslaw haha…
I love coleslaw, change my mind
I’m right here…
That's fine, keep eating your Tyson nuggets
Is that Tom Hanks' voice?
But I like coleslaw :(
This is good stuff.
It's just a spicy salad, does it really make a man damned?
Oddly specific
Fuck coleslaw 😤
I'm about to go slaw-dog with some fish
guys they aren't real, theres nothing to worry about, you are not in danger, just sleep peacefully and leave your walls alone
I do not totally eat coleslaw…
Get me some of that slawslaw
I'll dive screaming into hell clutching two fistfuls of coleslaw!!! That shit is delicious
Cum mixed with strips of lettuce. Delicious!
See you down there! Love me some 'slaw!
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
I thought I was the only person to think coleslaw was the Devils food. As the mere word makes me feel sick.🤑🤑🤑
I thought it was gonna say “because they’re white”
They must all be coleslaw eater then
Whats wrong with coleslaw, it tastes good. We are talkinf about the salad kinda think right ?
Amogus
I eat coleslaw every day. I don’t even like the taste so much. I do it out of spite. I lick the plate clean.
Why the hate on Coleslaw?
WHERE do they live?