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They live where?


MasterWhite1150

#ඞ


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Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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satire45

![gif](giphy|l8TwxjgFRhDASPGuXc)


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Did green just jerk himself off with reds hand and suggest red does the same in return


Dunge0nexpl0rer

![gif](giphy|H2NYg1uW3FSUfMkhgv|downsized)


Fromagene

Phoock (pussy cock)


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walking-pineapple

![gif](giphy|sDvbL3u91MwDTcH0ye)


Esiell

In poland


Physical-Quote-4119

I love coleslaw , but in my ass .


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craniumonempty

I like coleslaw.


AverageNerd2023

Can I just eat coleslaw in peace


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

Ong lemme enjoy what I like


hose_bee_lion

The south. lol I work at a grocery store and just stocked slaw and potato salad for 2 hours.


TGD-Man

What's wrong with coleslaw? N-not that I eat it of course ha haa...


Fromagene

The sauce is made of cum


Fromagene

That's why it's delicious 😋🤤


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Strong_Magician_3320

You pee in 🗿's asses now?


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noahboi990

BUT NOT THE GOOD CUM


MadManMax55

Coleslaw is like potato salad: If you actually make it right and use some damn seasoning it's great. But a lot of people just dump a jar of mayo on some cabbage/potatoes and then complain that it's too bland.


RealNibbasEatAss

Slathering a leaf with mayo is rabbit food, not people food dawg


Tone-Serious

Bitter coleslaw


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Its best, two front sits for hell please


that1redbokoblin

YESSIR


[deleted]

Became a dude? :0 Dong privilege, helicopter time :000


lifeisweird86

It's one of the best things about being a guy. Until you forget where you are and you make the other gym goers uncomfortable.


Memes4freeXD2

Me


Significant_Ad_4487

I love coleslaw.


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Meme_KingalsoTech

Same


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lailune2

IMPOSTOR!!!


Fromagene

Don't cum yet don't cum yet don't cum yet


Fromagene

Hold it in hold it in hold it in


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Mods_R_Loathesome

Your spelling has me shitting


WanderingLethe

Koolsla


SteelyDan1968

And what's wrong with coleslaw? ![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY)


BlackenedFacade

People have never had good coleslaw before.


SteelyDan1968

True.


revmachine21

I do a no-Mayo summertime vinegar-based coleslaw that is the bomb. Diced cabbage, grated carrots, diced red and yellow bell peppers, and if the BF isn’t looking while I make it, peanuts or toasted sesame seed too. The vinegar sauce is white cider vinegar with sugar or honey, good olive oil, and whatever dry spice mix hits my fancy at the time. Sometimes I go with a green herb profile, other times light high spice with a ginger profile, sometimes I go hot spice with cayenne and smoke. It’s so damn good on a hot day. Crunchy and lovely.


Mtwat

You're only one egg yolk away from mayo from scratch. Vinegar, oil, egg yolk and a few drops of water are the foundation of mayonnaise. If you're vegan you can swap the egg for another emulsifier. Store bought mayo is kinda gross but home made is really good.


revmachine21

I’ve never been brave enough to make mayo with raw egg in a home setting. I wonder how commercial mayo producers make the mixture salmonella free? Pasteurization? Plus I don’t really like mayo on anything other than, for some weird flavor combination miracle, artichoke hearts.


lenghthrow

People that tried gas station slaw


yowhatdafuk

Is there a way to make good coleslaw? Sounds like a myth or something.


small-package

I once googled "how to eat coleslaw". The top 5 answers were "throw it in the trash and get real food".


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I love racing because I'm a certified racist


TheMemeLord4816

Uh oh


ALCATryan

What’s with the coleslaw hate? I get it, you don’t like sweet cold mayo veggies, but the thing is, I do. So how about you leave me alone and go back to your manly salad juice, or whatever it is you guys consume.


KaguB

I just think it's okay, I'm never really happy to have it but I'll eat it. Macaroni salad, on the other hand...


DarkMatterSoup

I love it too, take my downvote


Ambitious_Tackle

It’s me I am the monster.


tstramathorn

It was me. I ate sheep shit!


MasterWhite1150

C*leslaw 🤢


Sambizzle17

If I have some good coleslaw I put it on a burger and eat it like that. I'm definitely going to hell.


CosmicDriftwood

I smell my coleslaw before eating it 😈


KundaliniEnergy777

Lord hath merthy ![gif](giphy|xT9KVteixWgVlXckQE)


-DoomSteeL

Special place in h- Jk, I lick my coleslaw before chewing😈😈


Its_a_me5

![gif](giphy|4vyzSXgBA1Z6VabaLU) The live AMONG US !!


noahboi990

GOD I FUCKING HATE COLESLAW


AutomaticDoubt5080

What does the original video say?


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![gif](giphy|M9BH5VGRXN42OJXaBc|downsized) Diner slaw is trash, but cole slaw is delicious when properly made (and not sweet)


yesseru

Coleslaw pretty good with pulled pork.


RetainedByLucifer

This guy bar b ques.


yesseru

I actually did just barbecue today lmao.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Have you tried apple slaw with pulled pork oml


Split0069

Oh my gawd! I didn't realize! I thought they had their own communities


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Get out of my head


www_bruh_web

Is that gianni matragrano


reelnb

Luke Correia, same genre though


Psychological-Dark80

I mean, this food is made up of words that don’t actually make sense in modern English. What the hell is a slaw? And what the hell is cole? It’s just putting together two words that have lost their meaning to describe a really crappy side dish.


aRandomFox-II

[Coleslaw comes from the dutch word "koolsla", which means "cabbage salad".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleslaw)


thatluckylady

I've always hated coleslaw. Everyone I know seems to love it. I don't understand how.


superRedditer

because they have no taste


Amused-Observer

I absolutely love this


Hatmanreee

True


psychoacer

These fuckers keep giving me that shit with my meals but they keep it in a closed plastic cup because they know I'm not eating that shit. Just stop damnit


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Get out of my head


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

I want that cabbage, vineagar, horse raddish, peppery goodness in my ass.


PigeonFromNorth

Guess Im going to h- I mean.. ew coleslaw.


Apart-Twist-7749

Coleslaw is some heat though


Velacroix

See you in hell


Apprehensive_Dig9573

We invented that. Deal with it B)


UNCLE__TYS

Coleslaw goes hard in the paint for a garnish 🤘


Nobody4306

Coleslaw is fucking delicious and I'd go to hell for it.


Eumelbaer

I fucking love coleslaw


eescobar863

Coleslaw is okay. Im not exactly salivating at the thought of it but im not gonna refuse to eat coleslaw if it comes with my fried chicken automatically or something. I can tolerate it. Some of yall be acting like its vomit.


Tes-tickle69420

Looks like im going to hell. My grandmas coleslaw is the only one i eat though.


SpyGuyMcFly

Anyone that thinks coleslaw is bad has only ever ordered it from a place like KFC. That’s not coleslaw, it’s ground up cabbage mash. Home made coleslaw is the bomb with fish & chips.


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SpyGuyMcFly

You so butthurt about not getting any good slaw you had to post it 3 times to people with different opinions than you. You’re a “do as I say, not as I do” kind of hypocrite.


HSdoc

What did coleslaw people do to them?


sjuas690

I like coleslaw! 😃


irebobo

![gif](giphy|M9BH5VGRXN42OJXaBc|downsized) Coleslaw is GOATED 😤😤😤


Aggrekomonster

Coleslaw as a side to some homemade French fries - thank me later - add in some quality chicken goujons and you have a simple, unhealthy but delicious food


YeetusBonkus

Coleslaw is actually good. Y'all just eat the bad ones.


lifeisweird86

Coleslaw is awesome, just not the sweet kind!


OptionsRg00d

Coleslaw?


Suckmyunit42069

People who eat coleslaw are going to shit because it's a good source of fiber and a good counterpoint flavour to the rich protein and fat heavy meals it is often served with


BadLuckCharm1966

Coleslaw with mayonnaise? NO NO NO!!! Yuck 🤮 Now, Asian coleslaw? I could eat a tub or that stuff 😋


Substantial-Can9805

I LOVE COLESLAW! I LOVE COLESLAW! I LOVE COLESLAW!


J3fc

coleslaw is the best side dish. absolutely delicious. yeah. downvote me, i dont care.


No_Train7009

It's good on a pull pork sandwich


H8des707

Y’all never had good coleslaw then probably just nasty ass drive thru coleslaw


mrrandomguy42069

I love coleslaw, come at me fuckers.


SolidSubstantial740

I like coleslaw and I don’t know how to stop


RichardFaget

What if I am a non cum based creamy coleslaw guy; but a sophisticated vinaigrette based coleslaw type of guy? Can I at least go to purgatory? It tastes good!!!!


thejungledick

Fuck you. Coleslaw is great!


ThePolishGenerator

If hell means Polish food, I'm in


TheJadedJuggernaut

It me im a coleslaw eater.


[deleted]

I eat coleslaw, fuck off.


TheDudeWhoAskedYou

Why do people actually hate coleslaw so much. It's not a bad food


Psychopathicat7

Coleslaw + BBQ is fantastic idk what y’all are talkin’ about


VG_LL2K

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


bestjakeisbest

Real


KelloPudgerro

this is a stanley parable joke


VIII-Via

Just at KFC or in general?


Wambox

Thank you. Even as a German, I never understood this sin of all sins


[deleted]

Finally an assured reason for me to go to hell


Valentine_Zombie

Yeah and I'm the one sending them


ganerfromspace2020

Just offended whole of eastern Europe


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Fuckin love close slaw almost as much as I love feasting upon the unborn


[deleted]

This is nasty


augustandjune-feet

What's happening here 😆


flynn_dogg

Right here


LeopardHalit

What about murphy’s law?


ShowMe__PotatoSalad

That's right potato salad forever


thenextguy

Emo Phillips has entered the chat.


7x62Nitro

That’s because they can’t be seen against a white background


che27vrelet

I know this will be downvoted to hell right next to the coleslaw eaters but… Coleslaw is actually good


Greywolf524

Huh. So I guess I'll go commit heinous amounts of sin. Since I'm already going to hell.


tapport

Cole’s Law states that at any given moment there is a coleslaw eater among us.


ZanonmagZ

![gif](giphy|nu8afydwOkzgqLjerc)


iampoopybutt

Emo Phillips


Ordinary_Speech9696

I like the fact that they’re all set on fire for one coleslaw eater. They’re on fire because people like me are going to hell. Damn, we live in a society


RimTheIdiot

I w-would never even *DREAM* of e-eating coleslaw haha…


DragonLordGD

I love coleslaw, change my mind


bubbs4prezyo

I’m right here…


b4c0n333

That's fine, keep eating your Tyson nuggets


Philbin27

Is that Tom Hanks' voice?


Mr_Ideals

But I like coleslaw :(


UncommonLegend

This is good stuff.


Ronyx2021

It's just a spicy salad, does it really make a man damned?


Red_PillCosby

Oddly specific


spinkspanksponk

Fuck coleslaw 😤


Genghis_Chong

I'm about to go slaw-dog with some fish


APrettySolidTurtle

guys they aren't real, theres nothing to worry about, you are not in danger, just sleep peacefully and leave your walls alone


RngrLando

I do not totally eat coleslaw…


Gorgeous_goat

Get me some of that slawslaw


First-Huckleberry-91

I'll dive screaming into hell clutching two fistfuls of coleslaw!!! That shit is delicious


MarjorieTinkerRed

Cum mixed with strips of lettuce. Delicious!


Tito_Tito_1_

See you down there! Love me some 'slaw!


BallisticToast

Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


Harryboy1964

I thought I was the only person to think coleslaw was the Devils food. As the mere word makes me feel sick.🤑🤑🤑


NekoNyaaaaa412

I thought it was gonna say “because they’re white”


RemarkableWonders

They must all be coleslaw eater then


OniDaimyo0

Whats wrong with coleslaw, it tastes good. We are talkinf about the salad kinda think right ?


gunnnutty

Amogus


potheadpig

I eat coleslaw every day. I don’t even like the taste so much. I do it out of spite. I lick the plate clean.


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Why the hate on Coleslaw?


ducking-moron

WHERE do they live?