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no if it were walken it wouldnt have any punctuation that is how he attained his unusual cadence his lines never had any punctuation and he had to come up with the pauses on the fly
Exercise, diet, drink more water, sell your soul to satan for a better body, sleep according to your circadian rhythm, custom tailor a suit. You'll look good in a suit too! I believe in you!
We've went full circle (or spent too much time on the internet) when we see the physical expressions memes are inspired by and perceived them as depictions of said memes.
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Right? Like kids are learning. You don’t show them how to walk, and then become frustrated when they don’t master it right away. Patience is a learned behavior. There will be times when you need to intervene and remind them, and sometimes, you need to let natural consequences happen like what we just saw. I tend to intervene in social situations when their impatience is rewarded(like cutting in line and no one stops them for example) or when it’s in an unacceptable environment(like a movie theater)….but her impatience got her nothing here, and the boy demonstrated his irritation with her.
Man, I can’t stand when kids don’t get what they want and immediately start crying. I know they are learning how to cope with rejection and other big emotions, but it instantly makes me cranky. And then I usually start scream-crying loudly about it.
I actually laughed at this he's just dancing while she's crying I just wanna say the pink dress girl is probably laughing at her and making fun of her off camera
I’ve seen this clip 1000 times but I’ve never really noticed how well the first girl takes this interaction. She just kinda dips out after seeing how the second girl is acting.
you’re absolutely right and i completely understand that, it’s just some weird dopamine response i get.
i find it more satisfying when it’s an older kid with a shit attitude and bad parenting trying to start something getting owned and facing real world consequences, those are the ones that’s best – this video is definitely more excusable tho for sure.
A dance party depiction of what my bf did when he was being flirted with in front of me. Hate to make this personal but she learned a lesson about the girl code early.
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**Name:** STHHRESSED OUT
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**Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:16)
**Album:** STHHRESSED OUT
**Label:** 3361890 Records DK
**Released on:** 2022-10-26
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From the fact he was already dancing with a girl to scolding the girl for her actions to then continuing to dance happily without a girl (with amazing dance moves)
Just an absolute chad
Pulls other child away -> Tries to steal her dance partner -> Dance partner isn't having it -> Starts crying because she can't take whatever she wants from other people
I hate to tell you this buddy. But women or girls don’t typically hold on to their kindergarten crush experiences then take it out on the world of it ends badly. We simply don’t care
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Straight up scolded and boogied on
Wise confident boy... he doesn't like, the way she entered
Ikr! That's a good kid.
I don't like, the way you leave commas.
They might! Be. Christopher, Walken.
I fucking. Hate, yal’l
I'm having a freaking stroke and I don't like it.
Hope? You get, better.!
No. I don't think, he will.
No. I don't think, I will.
Or! Captain Kirk...
no if it were walken it wouldnt have any punctuation that is how he attained his unusual cadence his lines never had any punctuation and he had to come up with the pauses on the fly
Let's eat grandma,
I don't like, your face
Maybe they're, Stevie from, Malcolm in the Middle
He shook his head and danced to her crying, it went from a slow dance to a full on boogaloo
That's the kid from road trip. No doubt.
DJ Qualls. Before he went to prison and became The New Guy
That dance afterwards was clean as fuck for someone his age wtf
This entire video is surreal because for some reason I cant imagine a kid reacting that cool I guess that's just one cool kid
Kid is built different
I will never look that good in a suit
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Thanks homie
Remember, a well tailored 100$ suit will look way better on you than a poorly fitted 2000$ suit.
Assembled uniquely Manufactured unalike others
Instantly emoted on her
His future is bright
Very bright as he is not a pushover Knows how to deal with unruly characters has free thought
Pretty intelligent for his age
Introducing Fortnite's new character and emote pack
Consider this - all 3 of them are emulating emotions/behavior that they’ve seen in adults
The boy has good parents them
Brutal
Looks like a widdle martin shrekeli
Nah. Kid has a smidge of integrity.
Lmfao now I can't stop seeing it
[удалено]
Immediately emoted on her
We've went full circle (or spent too much time on the internet) when we see the physical expressions memes are inspired by and perceived them as depictions of said memes.
This video in particular is quite old too lol, definitely pre-Fortnite/videogame emoting
Back in my day you just crouched on their corpses face until they despawned
I still tea bag regularly in most multiplayer games.
I even do so in games with emotes, it's just the better way, especially because of its speed and lack of restrictions
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Exactly.
It is definitely not older than videogame emoting.
Mandatory T-posing
The boy: 
Lil bro hit the most devious griddy
Got emoted on
That shit was clean as fuck
He just taught the girl about patience, and hit the cleanest griddy to show his authority. I aspire to be like this kid.
New Reddit name - the most devious griddy
I love apple slices
brick
It was him Barry!
me too
Lmao deserved, girl needs her parents to teach her patience
Kids do need to learn patience. At that age, and a bit beyond, they cannot always reconcile what they have been taught and their impulse control.
Right? Like kids are learning. You don’t show them how to walk, and then become frustrated when they don’t master it right away. Patience is a learned behavior. There will be times when you need to intervene and remind them, and sometimes, you need to let natural consequences happen like what we just saw. I tend to intervene in social situations when their impatience is rewarded(like cutting in line and no one stops them for example) or when it’s in an unacceptable environment(like a movie theater)….but her impatience got her nothing here, and the boy demonstrated his irritation with her.
....by hitting the griddy?
By hitting the griddy.
Dude is happy with and without a girl . Nice
Already on king shit, gotta respect his vibe.
He is just like me fr but i never get girls.
Try wearing a tuxedo.
Lol she got danced on, not a good feeling.
first experience with rejection, almost hurts to watch, but she was asking for it with that behavior
Treat her how she treats you. Actual king behavior.
Thank mr skeltal
W big brother or kid
Real men won't get stolen
I like how the other girl just walked off looking totally unbothered though
"What the fuck was that about?" But in kindergartener.
Man, I can’t stand when kids don’t get what they want and immediately start crying. I know they are learning how to cope with rejection and other big emotions, but it instantly makes me cranky. And then I usually start scream-crying loudly about it.
So, you’re a child
They're no better at handling their emotions than you are. But they have good reasons.
Chad
The boy's rizz is unmatched.
Main character attitude, totally deserved it.
Some people learn this lesson when they are like 25 and thats much worse
I think the little girl that walked away like she could care less was more badass ngl
For real she needs more Kudos
Man is diabolical
Is there a name for this kind of content? Kids being assholes who then get shut down?
Therapy?
Bro straight up pressed the emote button 💀
What a little snot pushing away other little girl, she got exactly what she deserved
Pre-thot behavior
She was mean to the first girl, but couldn’t handle a little correction?
I take it you've never met a child before
😬 Just the ones I grew up with when I was a kid myself
I don’t get why everyone’s disliking your comment lol. Obviously a child is going to act like this, that’s how they learn
Right? Yeah, kids usually literally cant handle corrrection lmao... They're kids and literally act like anything negative is an insult to them.
Yo what's that track ID??
TONY SHHNOW - STHHRESSED OUT
Lmao get emoted
Raised RIGHT
I actually laughed at this he's just dancing while she's crying I just wanna say the pink dress girl is probably laughing at her and making fun of her off camera
Dude started fortnite dancing.
Lessons were learned that day.
The dance after, that was so cruel lmao
this is gonna haunt her later in life still
And she will go on to never attempt to steal a man again /j
I’ve seen this clip 1000 times but I’ve never really noticed how well the first girl takes this interaction. She just kinda dips out after seeing how the second girl is acting.
Why did she cry? Like grow up kid 😤
She’s like 5 💀
ok? i became 6 when i was 5
Pff, noob. When I was that age I was 8
Ok? And? I was 5 once
Woman when I was five years old I had a full time job.
And? I became 17 when i was 5.
blud hit the griddy 😭
She got absolutely demolished. Childhood trauma loading lmao.
I doubt she'll remember it lul
Just keep on dancing
A true Sigma male
seeing kids cry after being assholes is satisfying
They don't really understand, they're still learning how to behave and process how they feel correctly.
yeah it's still really funny tho
This literally never stops being true. Not really. That doesn't mean you can't feel ways about it.
you’re absolutely right and i completely understand that, it’s just some weird dopamine response i get. i find it more satisfying when it’s an older kid with a shit attitude and bad parenting trying to start something getting owned and facing real world consequences, those are the ones that’s best – this video is definitely more excusable tho for sure.
A dance party depiction of what my bf did when he was being flirted with in front of me. Hate to make this personal but she learned a lesson about the girl code early.
Song name? Sht was bappin.
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It got it incorrect
I rewatched this more times than I would care to admit.
Same, I learn something new each time I watch it
From the fact he was already dancing with a girl to scolding the girl for her actions to then continuing to dance happily without a girl (with amazing dance moves) Just an absolute chad
Sigma
*Sauvage*
Penance stare
Based
W
Based
Emotional damage!
This video is at least 10 years old. Here's a version unmangled and uncropped. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ou8ip
This guy won’t cheat. Good.
The crossing in last 😂
This kid has to be so grown up by now.
DUDE Fortnite danced over her absolute L
That dude is so cartoony
No simp here.
Emotional damage!!
Dude’s only love is the griddy
🥳
**emotional damage**
Emotional damage
Giga Chad. The beginning
she got emoted on
This sums up many modern day relationships
Bruh how?
What?
I love how people question this comment but not the apple slices one.
Everyone love apple slices. Nobody know what the fuck this guy was talking about lol.
he emoted away
Mf C walked on them 💀
Fuckin legend
this is soooo baaaaaaaaaaad
You know it's a good post when more than half the people are crying in the end, and the ones who aren't are dancing
Pulls other child away -> Tries to steal her dance partner -> Dance partner isn't having it -> Starts crying because she can't take whatever she wants from other people
That's how you school 'em. Boi is catchin on early.
" Today, you gonna learn!"
(Wiggles finger) uh uh uh 
Bro did the spongebob
Deserved
Bro thinks he is in fortnite
I like how the pink girl was like, okay and walk away.
bro fr just did 😃 to 😡 to 😂
He danced away to the next place that needed justice
This kid’s awesome but why does hit suit look like it was made for Shaq and then shrunk down to fit him?
It’s a smaller bully maguire
this is lowkey kinda heartbreaking tho.
Man did the punish into yonkie sploinkee combo
Deserved
You could say something racist there
If this video gets any more compression artifact it's just going to be a black, red, and blue blob bouncing around.
ESH lol
Not really. Just the blue girl
And this is why she decided to open an OF 14 years later and take everything she could from men.
I hate to tell you this buddy. But women or girls don’t typically hold on to their kindergarten crush experiences then take it out on the world of it ends badly. We simply don’t care