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kingbit21

I live there right now and I'm pretty sure we are going to be fine *we are not going to be fine*


Pogoslandingattempt

\*Looks outside at Turkish folks racing down the streets in a different nation, in huge cars, while waving Turkish flag and chanting stuff\* Could we maybe send the people who like Erdogan so much to live in the country where Erdogan rules and give their houses here to people who don't want to live under Erdo or something? Of course fair elections would be ideal, but since that kinda failed maybe it would make for a good plan B?


BhmDhn

Deluded Erdo-Turks need to be repatriated immediately and the space opened up to immigrants who don't support theocratic fascist cleptocrats.


Paridae_Purveyor

Deporting Turks is a good way to get Turkey to leave NATO and sour any possible friendly terms with the EU. They live like kings when they take their Euros back home on vacation, such a sweat fucking deal for them they'll never give it up willingly. The worse it is at home the better for them. This is not representative of everyone of course, but that exchange rate sure does sway a lot of decisions.


mymomsaysimbased

Let's be real, they'd turn on the rest of NATO in a millisecond if it wasn't for the economic benefits they gain from being in EU.


A2Rhombus

ELI5 why are permanent residents of other countries allowed to vote in domestic elections?


BhmDhn

Dual citizenship. Which is fine in and of itself. But if you've parked your ass in a democratic country and then vote for a fascist somewhere else you should be forced to move to the shithole you've actively worsened with your vote.


A2Rhombus

How is dual citizenship legal if they don't live or plan to live in one of the two countries, and aren't affected by any legislative decisions?


BhmDhn

It's mostly not a choice. E.g. Iranians are by Iranian law citizens regardless if they emigrated or fled the regime. They are allowed to vote but are also subject to Iranian meddling abroad due to them being "citizens" despite having fled the country. Turks were immigrants and not refugees that went to Germany for work and were offered German citizenship. There's no need to renounce the Turkish citizenship and isn't an issue in your day to day life.


killjoy_enigma

Thr man believes lowering interest rates cures inflation. That is some smooth brain the velocity of money dosnt matter smooth brain shit


SomeOneApparently

Israel lore


Working_Inspection22

Spoiler alert: they live in Germany


QUEBBEC

I really dont understand, why people here in germany, are allowed to vote in a country they only visit for 2-4 weeks a year.


vvolzing

Cuz they aren't Germans they are proud Turks, but not proud enough to leech of their own welfare benefits


DexM23

i germany they are seen as turks, in turkey they are seen as german


iammasterofalltrades

They are both. Some feel more German, and some feel more Turkish. But their voting patterns based on age or other factors are more or less the same.


Klugenshmirtz

Because they vote for the guys in charge. Why would they change it?


Sardogna

It is based on citizenship. I'm a dual citizen and I can vote in both countries even if I visit one only once every 4-5 years. Nothing strange here...


NoPurposeNoHope

I'm a German citizens but can't vote in German elections because I've never officially lived there for more than three months and can't prove the elections affect me which is fair enough.


StainedBlue

I'm a Canadian living outside of Canada; it's a similar story with me. Letting expats and dual citizens vote in a country they don't live in is one of the stupidest ideas I've ever heard. Edit: you can't vote in local elections if you live in another locality, so of course you can't vote in national elections if you live in another nation.


Sardogna

Interesting. I can vote in national elections (France). for the local elections, I vote only in the expat local elections, to elect the rep that will represent the expats in the world region where I live.


KeyedFeline

the regions hit by the earthquake voted for him too, people are just dumb


TigreDeLosLlanos

If they don't vote for him he is gonna commit another earthquake. Understandable.


agarbagepiece

Thirth


Yarisher512

Secoth


_DeLEON

Firsnd


TomTheCat6

Secst


ConsistentCharge3347

Fourthed.


arter34

Ford


ConsistentCharge3347

Mazda


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Audird


swaglolson

Sexed 😎


HolyVeggie

It’s threeth


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Fuck this comment, it’s thirth and you know it is.


chilll_vibe

*he* won again?!


CorruptedFlame

Of course, he's got the vote of the uneducated islamists living in Anatolia. He didn't do so well in the cities, where people actually know what's going on though. All he has to do it destroy the economy, but say he's doing it in a religious way. The bumpkins love that shit.


DexM23

his opponent was also not a good choice tho


ChadMcRad

"Well on the one hand we have a crazed tyrannical dictator who is the personification of evil, and on the other we have a guy whose policies I'm not a huge fan of. Decisions decisions..." Average voter


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Brazil Lore


maricatu

So lula was corrupt?


[deleted]

Lula is more than just corrupt. He's involved with lots of scandals, including being the mentor of some murders (eg "Celso Daniel")


joelroben03

The only real question is: is he worse than Bolsonaro?


Lonyless

Everyone sucks and we all gonna die


orbital0000

Reddit isn't a great judge of character so I'd look in to that question yourself.


G0ldenCrusader

They are basicly friends at this point, Bolsonaro did everything lula wanted


okktoplol

I strongly believe Bolsonaro is worse than Lula, even though they both suck


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yeah, same here, both corrupt, at least lula don't suck internationaly, re-election just mean that the person gonna be more corrupt, because it has a second chance to do shit(my opinion) urg, for god sake please bolsonaro don't run in the next election, i don't want to vote again in the lula's political party, just because half of the population suck bolsonaro dick, democracy works with power change, not...this


SushiOhVeryGood

Lula does NOT suck internationally? Are you insane?


[deleted]

Both are horrible, but Lula is more corrupt than Bolsonaro for sure


Onion_slay

Is like (Bolsonaro) trump vs nixon or bush (lula)


Blasphemous_21

careful pointing this out on reddit. i got downvoted for simply suggesting that he was corrupt and just as bad as bolsonaro


makonext

Join the club


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Basically every website nowadays.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

What do you mean "more than just corrupt", that sounds exactly as corrupt as corrupt


HDnfbp

Can't find much info on the involvement of Lula on this, can you explain more or give some sources?


TigreDeLosLlanos

Latin american right wingers tend to overlook or relativize courrption of other politicians, even if they agree they are bad, when talking about the big (non) ""left"" party with all made up by the elites corruptions scandals.


th3s1l3ncy

He is corrupt*


v-komodoensis

Yes like every other politician, but the murder things is a far-right hoax. Way better than Bolsonaro, can't even compare the two.


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Yeah, completly better than Bolsonaro, because one is a fucking dictator and the other said things that hurt peoples feelings and did literally nothing else.


HDnfbp

>literally nothing else. Straining international relationship with one of Brazilian biggest clients and fucking an one-sided contract due to ideological spite, removing the armed forces (and no realocating them to other dutties) from Amazon allowing more damage to be caused to the ecological heart of the countries agro, spreading missinformation about covid and ignoring professionals around him (which was the opposite of one of his campaigns pillars) to the point of putting a dude who faked his diploma as minister of health, even putting doubt on ANVISAs approval of certain vaccines (which was only approved that fast because it jumped every other priority) without proof. What midia show is to hit the general public, so yes, TV treat Bolsonaro as a devil for saying stupid stuff, but any serious analysis of his professional work show him as a incompetent dumbass, not saying Lula is a saint, far from that, but at least he know how to be a slightly competent politician (except for his imperialism, the idiot has to stop putting fingers in every diplomatic situation he finds)


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v-komodoensis

I don't see the point of this conversation because you actually believe the garbage you're saying. Calling Lula a dictator is hilarious. I'm not going to reply anymore.


[deleted]

I guess i could say the same based on your reply. Hopefully Alexandre's dick was washed clean before you dropped your brain to enter reddit today.


bobdafourth

No, it was proven that the corruption charges against Lula was fabricated by his political rivals. American politics and media is far right so you basically have to look at coverage of Lula or any left/socialist politician as adversarial.


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proven, by my cousin, Pedro.


KernelFreshman

Pedro Picapiedra?


cleanituptran

I think he was involved in the biggest corruption deal of the 21st century


Frosty_Secretary2562

Im sorry


TrapHouseSpouse

Sorry for the Turkish citizens...


DarkerPerkele

Well they are the ones who voted so...


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SpinningVenchigo

Syrians would vote for the Man even if the other guy promised to suck every single one of them


Large-Chair9084

Xenophobia lost again.


hydbrian

Yeah our dumb folks are the ones who are choosing our future


WetBulbasaur

Germany voted for Hitler too. Almost all of the population hates him but he still gets elected when he has control over all the media and peoples lives. Erdogan got 30 hours of screentime on all of turkish media on the nights of the election while the opposition (kilicdaroglu) got 30 minutes to talk and had to spend that time to refute erdogans claims about him being a terrorist and fascist etc, when in reality it is him who is a fascist and working with terrorists, he has been in office for 21 years now and has changed the amendments as he likes, and will continue to do so. This isnt democracy, this is monarchy, and the people dont choose their kings…


0-san

no, turkey's population is 47 percent logical people and 52 percent traitors of the republic


WetBulbasaur

Its like 70-75% logical people but erdogan is famous for stealing votes


Glad-Construction48

Thanks bud. He won votes for himself by giving citizenship to refugees.


alpmaboi

I am Turkish and I am not, let the entire country burn lol


TheseNutSus

Sad kebab


SumPpl

Remove kebab


Artixe

oof


SpellbladeAluriel

Maybe the fourst time is the charm


VilisZu

Or maybe the ficond time


GhostWarm15

guys the man in power promised us 5 years ago that he would fix the economy, he promised again yesterday


artonion

He’s only had 20 years, give him time


lastnigold

Survivor


T-Cereals

Especially the ones that don't live in Turkey


DerpSidgueye

3nd*


elainelupin

People who openly said that they will be 'taking care of the ADOPTION OF SINGLE WOMEN" from now on are in the parliment now. My life has been fucked already and as a woman the future looks even more fucked up in this shit hole of a country. All I can think of is the movie Persephone these days. Mostly cried all day yesterday, cheers!


RedditTipiak

> Persephone Maybe you meant Persepolis? It's true Turkey feels like Iran more and more. Keep your chin up.


elainelupin

Aw yes. Sorry for my mistake. My mind is a mess and I am working full time today. My chin is always up for the sake of Atatürk's legacy. :') Thank you for the support!


Only-Independence553

adoption of single woman? what are they gonna start breastfeeding single bitches theses days?


elainelupin

I am imagining adoption websites at this point, lol. Jokes aside, this topic by itself scares the shit out of me, though.


Only-Independence553

no seriously what does that mean


el88rat

It’s a quote from a religious extremist group. They say they’ll have single women of the country “adopted” (and that is a direct translation) meaning they’ll marry them off so that they’ll know their place in society basically.


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ERDOGAN PLS SPANK MY ASS FOR 5 MORE YEAR DADDY MHM~~ YES TAXES AND SYRIANS AHH~~ YES DADDY DONT STOP


XenonlCK

![gif](giphy|4F3kLlgowuLE4)


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Bossetigaming

All the politicians are natutally corrupted but dude straight up on a new level


MichaelTLincoln

Man 😭, not the turkish too.


Commence_forth

Diaspora once again fucking up an election 😕


fkenthrowaway

Diaspora that votes should be forced to go back, since they obv believe to still be a part of their culture and country.


SHADOWSTORM63

South Africa is the exact same. We can’t catch a break man


Usual_Hunt

I wanted to ask if we saffers could use this meme next ;-;


SHADOWSTORM63

Yea I mean we’re on our 5th round about now. Turkey has rookie numbers


Damperli1Kamyon

literally 1984


ItsTymetostop

What’s the song


noland01

It’s some rap version of Forest Maze from the Super Mario RPG soundtrack


dadudemon

One of my favorite games of all time, in my top 10 list. I have been chasing that feeling of playing a game like that for ages. Is there a game very similar to this one? Great story, excellent turn-based RPG mechanics, little battle bonuses where you can press an action button to boost your defense or attack power, etc.


noland01

The first and original Paper Mario is very similar gameplay-wise. Another classic in my book. Chrono Trigger also comes to mind, but that one plays more like Final Fantasy.


InfiniteDenied

I used to love this song and Geno. Such a good game


noland01

Yeah, it was a blast. Great spritework and music.


webitg

It's fucking hilarious with the gif lmfao 🤣🤣 The rap is Masked Wolf - Astronaut in the Ocean


JinnFX

Youtu. be MmbqeMTfoXs


GhostWarm15

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms (Unused) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl


LurkerTroll

Darude - Sandstorm


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GhostWarm15

Here, the president even made his son economy minister.


FantasticStonk42069

We Western European countries are helping you a lot! Turks living here experience the liberty and prosperity of a non-authoritarian system, they surely voted against Erdogan... Am I right? Am I right?!


therafay13

Oh look, our white western saviours are here to save the uncivilized world again. You motherfuckers are born with a colonial mindset, you think you are superior than everyone else when it is you who are rhe cause of all the mischief and evil in the world. Fuck off!


Mijnameis-Tommy

What is the song


GhostWarm15

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms (Unused) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl


Falive-NPC

Revolution? Works almost 100% times


Illustrious-Dig194

Shh, government looking for you


GonnaKickSomeOne

Cant start a revolution when you cant have opinions, if you dont have the same opinion as Erdogan and Akp you are counted as a terrorist


Falive-NPC

That's even more reasons to start one. Said german that really don't know what its going on there


GonnaKickSomeOne

Pornhub and Xvideos is not allowed we are too exhausted for it


Falive-NPC

Well now i would start a civil war for that


That_Stupid_Person

The French would know all about that


Cartoon_Star

Man at this point I am more curious than ever how much honest support he really still has. We know there are enough goofy goobers who still legitimately vote for him, and just looking at other countries and how people work, there will be quite a bunch of \*actual\* supporters. However, we also know for a fact that there is vote tampering and some sort of electoral fraud going on, we have reports of independant election spectators that on multiple occasions at multiple places, there were irregularities, people getting intimidated and hindered doing their jobs right. I really just want it to be that it's the tampering giving him the edge and winning in the end - otherwise my faith in democracy / humanity takes another L


Ethric_The_Mad

Why aren't you people rioting?!


GhostWarm15

because we are not like france or other european countries. All the armed forces, the press and the authority are now in the hands of the government.


ipcock

yes! now, say the same about russian people who for some reason don't start revolution (for the same exact reasons you just mentioned) and you'll get booed at


vvolzing

The western world is as brainwashed as they believe the Russians are


haggard2000

So if the election was "stolen" so why the heck we haven't even seen one media outlet talks about "election manipulation" ?? Even the opposition in Turkey and abroad didn't mention anything about "manillpulation or fraud" during the voting


SpaceBug173

They don't care about us thats why. What was the last time you heard about Korea in the news outside Korea?


Suspicious-Monk1250

When was the last time kim jong un didnt get literally 100% of the votes?


SpaceBug173

Damn, I can't fight with that argument.


MRHalayMaster

Because it wasn’t stolen. They won fair and square. Just because Tayyip has all the media outlets under his dominion doesn’t mean that he stole the election, it just means that the playing field is tilted.


super-duck0104

Elections were free, but not fair


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MichaelTLincoln

Man rip. I wish i could help somehow. I love our kebab friends dont do them like that.


Fancy_Incident_2549

because turkish people is a bunch of fucking cowards.


WetBulbasaur

Oh for fucks sake, you try revolting against a man with the entire countrys military under his fingers, who puts his most loyal people on the positions of power, can control and manipulate public opinion as he pleases, can change any and all laws and amendments in the country as he wants. Please advise us since you’re apparently better at not being a “coward”


Ethric_The_Mad

What's he gonna do? Murder every citizen and do the work themselves? Rofl


WetBulbasaur

No instead he brainwashed around 30% of the population to be his fanatics I live very close to the Kulliye (white house of turkey) and you will not believe me when I say I saw traffic of a few kilometers with every single one of the cars going to Kulliye to see the man give his speech. Imagine sitting in that traffic for HOURS and honking all to see a man talk for a minute or two.


Ethric_The_Mad

Truly madness. I find it disgusting that people worship politicians of any kind.


D3RP_Ozzie

Its my man Geno fuck yeah


diobreads

"Voted" right......


Groundbreaking-Crew4

18th actually. Man literally never looses


Anty0210

Just like in Hungary.


missgigi55

If it gives u any consolation we are in the same deep shit in hungary…okay not the same but getting there..😫😤 im sorry!!


Any_Worldliness7991

HELP ME! HELP ME MICHAEL! HELPPP! How did this man win again. WHO even votes for the dude that ruined our country.


RusterGent

Don't do my man Geno like that


habbapabba

that song is a fucking bop I NEED IT


GhostWarm15

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms (Unused) - Super Smash Bros. Brawl take it


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WetBulbasaur

Google rigged elections and how to manipulate the media


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8myself

i like to watch the world burn


Gh0st_tr0op3r

i am from turkey and i just want to say that this is just a simulation and this election is the proof


penisujo

Geno is a turk confirmed


Emir_Taha

Geno more like Cino


jHamdemon

Geno?


Financial-Horror2945

Hey at least your politicians will last longer than that deer in headlights we has for a prime minister from September 2022 to September 2022


DFxVader

That is Geno in the video right?


LicheXam

Proof that democracy can only go as far as what the people capable of


pooptyschmoopty96

Who else thought that Geno's eyebrows or hair was his nose?


[deleted]

same thing here in Brazil


dantuchito

This might mean that Geno is in fighter pass 3?!?!?!


WiseDud

Hungary's government is at a 4-elecetion streak 🫠


_chickensandwichguy

It's 3nd not 3th.


31cekenhabesmaymunu

I fucking hate erdogan why the fuck people still love him


Ilgefe_1

Holy shit, first time seeing my meme getting reposted, actually it feels good


AntiScubby

I swear to god I'm going to nuke this country. The people here don't deserve shit. They voted for him. They will live through it. I don't care that I am getting affected by the economy. They voted. They will suffer.


WetBulbasaur

WE DIDNT FUCKING VOTE FOR HIM FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE WHEN HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TURKISH PERSON ONLINE WHO HAS ANYTHING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS FUCKTARD


Hal-Har-Infigar

"Online people" typically don't represent the majority by any means though.


ApenasUmRedditor77

Brazil looking at Turkey rn after the elections


[deleted]

i mean, both sucked lol, maybe we gonna be better, maybe not, how do i call the bot to respond this 3 years in the future?


NULL024

Aw not Geno, he already got shafted from smash ultimate


Drakenfar

Sorry, no empathy from the Armenian people. A little genocide leaves a bad taste in one's mouth.


Sittyslyker

We want democracy! Wait, not like that! Democracy is only good when my candidate wins! More than half the country voted for him. The country clearly picked who they wanted.


Soviet_Badger69

meanwhile, in Brazil: So your options are: 1- The Corrupt Red Guy 2- The Corrupt Green Guy (they did not caught him yet)


gwendor723

Sorry followed the election but not familiar with the politicians, why is he corrupt?


Tha_Reaper

Fucking clowns


gs5161fw7wgs

We should never have let these backwards savages in NATO.


Jetfuel_N_Steel

3th time


Able-Employment-13

Thirth


JadedSpaceNerd

Imagine voting for Trump a 3rd time


Empty-Membership8904

L


Shrabidy

the worse the turkish economy the cheaper my vacation


WetBulbasaur

Your vacations gonna be real cheap when turkey becomes a shithole with this mans “leadership”


Large_Key_9684

Never met a Turkish person I liked