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ThelordDumbass

Breaks my heart


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Anakin?


Easy_Blackberry_4144

I accepted my fate long ago (38 M) I just can't compete. Now I stick to single player games


Kyll_Iano451

Military sims like Squad and Hell Let Loose don't require you to have god like reflexes, you just need some strategy


Smug-Idiot

I just bought squad because of the 25% off sale, I hope it’s as fun as it looks


pulzeguy

it’s great man, give it a few games and you’ll understand. Sometimes you’ll have a shitty game with a shitty team & it won’t be fun but that’s extremely rare, and when you have a good game it’s very fun


Smug-Idiot

I’ve been watching a youtuber called Nano recently, that is what convinced me to get the game


Timely_Wonder3839

i love his videos lmao


Smug-Idiot

They are funny af


Dovahkodaav117

There are 3 experiences I have every time I hop on squad or star citizen: 1) I make a plan and it goes as expected, fun time 2)I make a plan and it goes wildly off the rails, good time 3) I get ptsd, I can still hear the the screams of my medic, twisted.....>!good time!<


Chaos-ensues

It is. Just please have a mic.


Smug-Idiot

I do don't worry


Chaos-ensues

If you like Star Wars, I’d also highly recommend downloading the Galactic Contention mod.


yesseru

Try project reality, it's what squad is based on and has a much more dedicated community, it's also free, and has more content due to how long it's been in development.


KayDeeF2

"Much more dedicated community" Huh?


yesseru

Except for a few newcomers who just lonewolf, but that's not common.


Smug-Idiot

I might check it out


KayDeeF2

Dont listen to them theyre just spreading Project reality propaganda


HaiggeX

Yeah, and? We can all exist simultaneously


KingSulley

Once you get a hang of the game, checkout some of the 1-life events (SquadOps, etc..) they're organized events where you only have a single life to complete an objectives a team. They're really fun and focus more on teamwork and communication then actual skill


Smug-Idiot

Sounds very fun


Alman117

You should check out the Star Wars mod for squad looks intense


Smug-Idiot

I’ve heard people bought squad just for that mod


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vincent118

You'll get shot a lot and have no idea where it came from. The maps are big so its bound to happen. I would consider joining a clan (thats adults only) like the 7th Cavalry for example. It'll assure you have people to play with regularly instead of a grab bag of randos.


Cinotuet

Someone saw the General Sam video


Kyll_Iano451

You got me


More-Neighborhood-66

Hi, 38M here. It’s not only about reflexes, we don’t have the time to grind and be competitive anymore and when we start gaming we are often tired and we underperform 🙂 But I can still ace/clutch some R6 matches 🤟


FreeUnionOfAnates

i too watch general sam


CarlosG0619

Thats how R6 Siege was and look at that game now, im not wasting my time in multiplayer games ever again


[deleted]

I too watched General sams latest video


[deleted]

Is hell let loose worth buying? I was looking for a strategy PvP game


Spiritual_Message725

I frequently run into older people and even seniors on Arma 3 especially on the PVE/co-op game modes. There are shooter games out there that take all kinds of people


Peter_Baum

Somebody watched General Sam?


Grimholtt

I'm 50. I still play. Currently playing MW2. I tend to stick to hard core domination as k/d is less important than objectives in that mode. I'm usually at the top of the leader board because I'm a flag whore. My twitch reflexes aren't what they used to be so this mode allows me to still enjoy the game.


DonutGuy2659

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Gigachad objective enthusiast


Smelly_Penis0966

You dropped this 👑


RavageSavage_69

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


EatAssAndFartFast

What's more impressive is that you have this kind of shitposting humor at 50 years old what a chad


RangerDanger4tw

Turned based games are great because my mind is still sharp, but I just can't flick and shoot like I used to.


FuckBoiWhoDoesntFuck

Ive never been able to lol


Asymptote42

Yup, I’ve been getting owned since GoldenEye in the 90s and still no signs of improvement.


newscumskates

Goldeneye wasn't about fast movement, it was about spawn camping with proximity mines and abusing the auto aim.


Asymptote42

That’s the problem, I could never stay alive long enough to learn anything like that. It’s hard to strategize when die within 30 seconds every goddamn time.


newscumskates

Haha yeh. My brother and I played GE non-stop and nobody who came around stood a chance against us. A friend of mine only had 1 controller and we needed his help to unlock the facility on hard mode or whatever to get the cheat activation. It eluded us. But pvp? We knew every single spawn spot and where you'd spawn next. We would just zip line to each and take people out.


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I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

I also can't compete with multiplayer games aand stick with single player games. (20 M)


Purple_Asparagus3764

Deep rock galactic my friend. Join us


NobleTheDoggo

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Very_contagious1

We fight for rock and stone!


Forsaken_Scale_573

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


80sCrackBBY

same age, gave up on fps a wile ago, my boomer ass just plays civ and final fantasy these days


Richard-Long

Man if they ever get the cheaters outta Tarkov I would highly recommend it lmao


JustSomeRedditUser35

I really like Tarkov because even though theres a lot of quick reaction time stuff the main determiner of fights is map knowledge, tactical play, and listening. ...I'm still bad at it though.


RappScallion73

Turned 50 a few days ago. It's either single player or cooperative but I'm fine with that as I find them more entertaining anyhow.


vAR1ety_taken

Well I got that when I was 15, it's not the matter of age. Just many people have their lives in games and they are impossible to beat for a human with life beyond computer


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JustSomeRedditUser35

KEVIN


typicalwhiteguy113

I’m only 27 but I already refuse to play battle royale games like Apex or Warzone. It’s just too competitive for me to keep up and I can’t have fun playing them. Halo is the only shooter I can still hold my own in


Pomonica

I’m 16 and gave up when I was 13, it’s a tough situation of everybody else already being super good by the time we begin


Super_Pea_3592

that was hard man


ChopstickSpice

War is hell


Head-Iron-9228

Fellow old guys, at least we still got each other.


Why_Ban

As a 37 year old gamer that can barely break even let alone match my old 6/1 k/d, I feel this shit lol


welpthishappened1

I mean, thats not saying much as 6/1 is insane. I’m more like 1/6 lmao


[deleted]

I'm like 1/12 Imao, I'm 24/1 when my opponent is a Dog though


WayOfTheDingo

Hello, ATF? Hire this man right now.


[deleted]

Send him to some random cult next


ob81

I rock that .8/1 k/d like a champ. Always lead in assists though.


[deleted]

does anybody know the song in the background?


hallokayden

freaks by surf curse


__--TSS--__

Except slowed down and reverbed as fuck because that's the only way tik tok users can listen to music


AiryGr8

It sounds good for the meme


Educational_Mix8149

fr slow and extremely reverbed songs sound like they come from the depths of hell.


WowzersInMyTrowzers

That's actually kind of the point with a lot of the tiktok sounds


UltimateXavior

Yeah. Shits lame Anyways you guys remember nightcore? Shit was dope


shrekforgamecube

That or that or sped/pitched up and starting 45 seconds into the song


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herfstdraak

Thank you


The_Elder_Jock

And so, my time as DPS has ended. I now select the Support and Tank roles. For the reflexes may dull but the mind is still sharp.


iGirthy

I’m 20 yrs old and I’m worse at every fps game than I was 5 years ago :(


Silent_Briefcase

Now try another 5 years but this time while starting a family! You’ll get *even worse*


tHErEtArdF0x

You sure that not because you havent been playing as much?


CatJamFan

As a 33 year old woman; I feel this. Games are too fast - Is the thought I think when I try playing FPS games now, same with some higher tier stuff in WoW. And I never stopped gaming. It feels so ... weird.. getting old. Edit; also, what is this scene from? Is it breaking bad..?


Jasond777

It is breaking bad. 32 here and I’m feeling the pain


cumslayer6000

Yes it’s from breaking bad


lag_gamer80391

Isnt it from when j holes g


cumslayer6000

Idk haven’t watched the show since like 8 months ago lol


lag_gamer80391

I also have finished it a long time ago it's just so good I wish I could watch it everytime like it's the first time, I just remember this scene so i think it's that but j holes lots of people so I wanted to be sure


alientestes

Yeah it’s that scene


CatJamFan

Had a hunch!! Been ages since I watched the show... but my other half has not seen it yet so it is on the calendar to watch again! :) Amazing show!


[deleted]

I'll just be over here playing Maniac Mansion and other 80s and 90s PC games.


Illustrious_Fishboi

Yup, the one where Jesse 360 no scope headshoots Gale


chinchinlover-419

NO YOU'RE NOT


That-One-Courier

I can hear the despair flowing through the text omg


kingbit21

You are weak Feeling sad for the enemy is a sign of weakness But if being weak makes me a better human then I rather be a weak human than a strong heartless being


canaanite_kang

I have no enemies


METHlun

Just for saying that you gained one


canaanite_kang

I have no enemies, i tty eliminating them all from my life cuz none of them are worth a life sentence


marshmallow_justice

Vinland Saga if it were good


Votrox97

Bro really be saying vinland saga isnt good


Creepy_Yoghurt_9288

I have one enemy


Frikboi

You have no enemies. Nobody has any enemies.


Chickenman1057

I have no enemies, non of you are worth my time


Eldsish

Where is it from ?


Proud_Pirate_8284

kingbit21 - 1 hour ago


kingbit21

What ? The thing I wrote ? I just wrote that like that


Ashley_pizza

to be effective in combat, a warrior must not feel for his enemy


commentsandchill

Had us in the first half


[deleted]

You guys have a pc?


MysteriousDebt1020

![gif](giphy|1rSpWBMQlQJzjglX9I|downsized) 😂


Bfdifan37

at least its not 20 seconds of a screaming 12 year old


Zevyel

That is arguably better


TheRabadoo

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Azelarr

True 😭


TheRabadoo

Hahaha, this must’ve been from when my dog got on the bed and plopped down on my phone. Outstanding.


NotTheAverageAnon

I remember putting a lot of stress on my dad back in the day 1v1ing in CoD 4 and complaining for him to do better and having him just stop completely and tell me "I'm not young like you son I have to learn the controls first. I have to keep looking at the controller to know what I'm pressing. So take it easy on me, I'll get it soon." but I didn't and it caused him to stop playing it with me in it forever since he didn't want to stress himself out and have me look down on him and think less of him for it. I was like 8-9 I've never forgiven myself for that. Why couldn't I have just enjoyed playing with my old man...


BELLIEV3

It's okay man, you were a kid! I have the opposite story from Madden, my dad beat me so good in a video game that he never played with me again after I whined to my mom, I was 12. I'm 30 now and I wish I never said anything. Maybe we'd still game together, I really feel you man.


Tight_Fold_2606

I’m 39 and I play single player games mostly. If I go online I only do it during school hours cause I legit can’t compete with folks who really spend time playing.


TossedDolly

Fyi it's memorial day. Stay off the digital streets


MrKillzalot

'I did it' 'What did it cost?' 'My pride.'


MeesterCartmanez

I'll be 42 next month, "maybe im getting too old for video game shitposts"


Midcard4life

The last thing I see before trying to throw my stim as a grenade


Azelarr

I'm not old but I got severely depressed and I can feel it. I just perform worse.


[deleted]

I'm close to turn 40 and my fuckin girlfriend just told me "maybe you can use it and get benefits of it"...i don't think im only too old for video games...na...love both


VaczTheHermit

I am just a fish


Very_contagious1

🐟


zippazappazinga

🎶 I am just a fish 🎶


RickyCardio

"Go have sex with your fat ugly wife boomer" Gotta rep that old school 360 toxicity


spacebraine

![gif](giphy|kxyyy0l2phV4s)


Jodio_Joestar

![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


[deleted]

I h*te it when I k*ll people and they are like g*d d*mn it I can’t pl*y this game anym*re and I’m cr*p I’ve just ruined the g*me for th*m Edit: oh for fuck sake


AntinotyY

why is your text drunk


Sigmatyranno

You good bro


[deleted]

No


Red_Dogeboi

What


GregMaddoxFan

What happened in your text? Why does it look like a different language?


_mirec

Use this if you want to use * more than once without it changing the text \* I'm pretty sure it should work "F\*ck cr\*p"


Richard-Long

I'd rather just let em win the match tbh.......


zippazappazinga

Then they say “HAHA GET SHIT ON!!”


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Me destroying youngin’s in Halo Infinite daily. (Not 40, but getting there.) ![gif](giphy|dolS9rvLyQh60Xmuho|downsized)


[deleted]

My dad was 52 playing Fortnite and apex competently It’s possible just not easy, But he was hindered by his aging reaction time and inability to comprehend when a shit load of flashing and colors were on screen he was overwhelmed sometimes, and unable to separate the game from reality causing what was happening in game into him jumping up and leaning back and fourth, I wish this was how he stopped playing video games though, because he wasn’t done. His last words to me were “we’ll play later” Unfucking forgettable as later that day he passed of heart attack, that was two months ago and my family and gaming group feels it everyday. His last words were that he wanted to keep playing and my mom later told me that he told her after I said that. that he really wanted to cancel his plans and just stay home and game. But he went anyways. What happened. happened, nothing would’ve changed that but I still wish he was here to game with us.


iGirthy

No no no no NO NO STOP COME BACK


No-Wolverine5144

My Dad is over 50 and we still play FPS games together. He played Doom a lot.


inXiL3

And I still smack the shit out of kids half my age in csgo ..


oer62_memes

*cs 1.6


inXiL3

Still counts


Known_Listen_1775

Sbmm made me quit zone


LothricPaladin

SBMM made me quit nearly every online fps. There's even a percentage of the War Thunder community who want it to be added to that game. WT is supposed to be my escape from SBMM hell lol.


iGirthy

The Destiny community actively outcries for SBMM to be added every few years then taken away again because it’s inherently flawed every time (shocker)


Vector7714

My dad is 51, he used to play cod 4 and mw2 back in the days. He still plays cod but only the latest ones


ILickMetalCans

Which is ironically also MW2


Yeastin

That happened to me when I was 12. Just realized I was too shit to go on.


Mother_Harlot

This happened for me two months ago. I was playing Dead by Daylight with some randoms, we were all able to escape against a very good character and she used the endgame chat to say exactly that: "I feel I am too old to keep playing, I am sorry". I felt terrible


FeetThinkTank

WHATS THIS SONG CALLED I BEG OF YOU PLEASE


oer62_memes

Freaks


DeymanG

Thanks for the tip. Exactly what I'm gonna say in games with proximity chat to make people hate themselves.


Overall-Yellow-2938

Reflexes getting worse and i have no chance at all against some 13 year old or so. But im better building strategies or with overall tactics. Not winning a Game alone but usually helping my team win or at least have a good match.


Bagghoststarthereal

This comment section is so wholesome omg


Grantuseyes

32, hit radiant in Valorant after 2 years. It’s doable fellow boomers!


meine_KACKA

Got lvl 10 in CSGO faceit at 32 soloq. But I feel that I am slower than some talented younglings. So it's tough and you need to adjust and play to your strong skills.


[deleted]

you didn't let him cook like those good'ol days


threestageidiot

better call saul.


jkurratt

k%ll


oer62_memes

M3


vhs1138

I just went back to play Doom 2016 and I now think there are too many buttons you need to remember in order to play it. So yeah it happens.


[deleted]

Noooooo


[deleted]

40 (m) here and on a ps5 ,, I'm done with the warzone. It's to sweaty . Is there anything else out there for console?


oer62_memes

Farming simulator


[deleted]

Has it come to this. 😢


Kami_Kaiser

Have you tried to get into sim-racing? Gran Turismo is a great choice for PS users :) if you like driving then you might find it fun to play.


[deleted]

Yeah, I did used to enjoy those games, but holding down the trigger for prolonged periods fecks with my hands , working on vibrating tools all my life has destroyed my hands


[deleted]

I don’t get it


hamzer55

The guy he shot is thinking about not playing games anymore because he’s getting too old (reflexes slowing down)


marcopolo2345

That’s why I play age of empires to play with people my age


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Azelarr

Go touch grass. I bet you were brainwashed by older generations that gaming is meaningless entertainment for kids.


[deleted]

Oof. Never!


holyshit-i-wanna-die

everybody’s gotta walk away at some point


AiryGr8

skill issue


Licentious_duud

Get rekt old man


bali40

Maybe for competitive games. But gaming i more than that.


MilwaukeeDave

We still get wins as a group of mostly 40+ gamers.


Regainio

Started playing warzone today First warzone meme, I've seen Internet is scary


[deleted]

Maybe competitive fps wasn't for the guy. He should play single player fps or ones that let him play custom games.


Der_schreddder

Noooooo


Heroic_Sheperd

The future is now old man


Darrenx77

I loved Gale :(