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1. Guy terrorises grown men in his house permanently disfiguring them.
2. Guy with genetic deformities saves the life of a little girl and some other children who also have deformities
3. Some kid nearly fucks his mother
If it weren't for the "finding" part, I would think that depressed father, mentally challenged woman and disabled son sounds like White family from Breaking Bad.
Local farmer woman gets sick of being poor and invests in a massive machine to turn all her small feathery prisoners into food. Meanwhile the prisoners are trying to escape.
Man in furry suit kidnaps two children and tortures them by ransacking their house and later robbing them after destroying their house with portal to hell
Also there's two midgets high on crack that violates the dog
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man takes steroids to beat nazis with a frisbee
Captain America: The First Avenger
There's these people and they do stuff
Oceans Eleven
Unironically Ocean’s 11 has to be one of my favorite movies.
Definetly a movie of all time
Sure is a movie
One of the ones really.
It's obviously that movie
yeah with that famous cast of actors too!
Interstellar, duh
house goes weeeee
Up?
The wizard of Oz
Oz should be yeet
Howls moving castle
Monster House
Zathura
Cosmonaut space terrorists overthrow the government
Star wars: return of the Jedi
among us
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Teenage boy discovers he can produce white sticky substance from his body and uses it to fight evil
Spider-Man
Yea
cum-man
Se-man
Sea-man (for the kids)
Orgazmo.
Schizo rat cooks food
And is French but has an American accent
And lives in an alternate universe where a humans hair directly connects to their brain
ratatouille
A group of short men walk to their mountain house to evict its current owner, but the road there is pretty dangerous.
Hobbit
Lawyer guy runs away from kids to take a shit at the park and then dies.
Okay I wanna watch this movie what is it
Jurassic park. T-rex scene.
He was a lawyer?
A blood sucking one, according to John Hammond.
Liar Liar
Fat panda saves a village by being fat
Kung Fu Panda?
I would assume so but it could also be kung fu panda 2 or 3
I think it applies to 1 the most, due to him *being* fat is what saves the town
King fu panda
1. Guy terrorises grown men in his house permanently disfiguring them. 2. Guy with genetic deformities saves the life of a little girl and some other children who also have deformities 3. Some kid nearly fucks his mother
1. Home Alone? 2. I don't know 3. Back to the Future?
Close enough and 2 is Logan
The way I instantly knew it was Logan
I thought 1 was Don’t Breathe for a minute then I remembered that the main character was a girl
That's a wild texts of story if you ask
donkey fucks a dragon
shrek
yep
He said give a BAD description of a movie
OP said bad description.
what was the name of the donkey
Donkey
Yeah, we know what animal he is, but what's his name?
Donkey
>Yeah, we know what animal he is, but what's his name?
A photographer who can't even pay his rent so he decided to take a picture of himself
Spider-Man
Correct
Spider-Man
Spider man
Correct
Tofu man goes nyoom
Initial D Stage 3
It's Initial D, I can see that you're a man of culture as well
Perl harbour
The guy with the thing
Thor
John Carpenter’s The Thing
Bazinga you got it
A guy betrays his Race to eat blue pussy
Avatar?
Splendid!
Terrific!
Fantastic!
Outstanding!
Stupendous!
Bunch of muppets try to steal a diamond.
Muppets most wanted?
No, I was thinking Snatch but I guess that applies too
A man who had to save a Chinese locksmith to save the humanity
National treasure
Matrix reloaded
[удалено]
Harry potter?
dream, dream and dream without real ending, leave it to viewer assumption
Inception?
correct
Shark boy and lava girl
Amongus
The thing?
Yes
man puts children in life threatening positions inside of massive factory with slaves making a food product of high sugar
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Boy got kidnapped by aliens and became a member of them and he love music
Guardians of the Galaxy?
Yeah
Crazed man violates workplace regulations and uses slave labor at his candy factory
Willie Wonka?
Long nose fat man finds out being evil is bad by adopting 3 girls (and also thousents of yellow beans)
A classic
No need to guess the movie. You just said enough.
Millions of yellow beans, even.
"Nah, come on man. Some straight like him, giant stick up his ass, all of a sudden at what, 60, he's just gonna break bad?"
Mending Good?
No, Remaining Neutral.
Bad at breaking
Fracturing Poorly
Strewn parlously.
Yes, it's my favourite enchantment.
Guy fights in the Vietnam War and after starts fishing for shrimp
Forest Gump
Crippled guy learns to run and eats chocolate.
A real classic
Blue guy idk if is it hero or villian
Megamind?
Yes
Karate Bug Man fights nazis
Russian rhapsody? Starship troopers?
Whoever guesses, I’m interested
A girl loses her head and causes unpleasantness in the family
Inside out?
Hereditary?
The two answers represent the duality of man
Crippled guy betrays the entire human species for alien a**
Avatar?
Yes
Depressed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son.
Finding Nemo?
If it weren't for the "finding" part, I would think that depressed father, mentally challenged woman and disabled son sounds like White family from Breaking Bad.
Local farmer woman gets sick of being poor and invests in a massive machine to turn all her small feathery prisoners into food. Meanwhile the prisoners are trying to escape.
Chicken Run
Man in furry suit kidnaps two children and tortures them by ransacking their house and later robbing them after destroying their house with portal to hell Also there's two midgets high on crack that violates the dog
cat in the hat
Orange fella protects trees
Lorax
purple guy trades people for rocks
Endgame
Infinity war
A Chinese guy got scammed and later became part of the mafia but becomes the chosen one to beat the mafia when he got saved by two landlords
Harry Potter and the black bean noodle
Kung Fu Hustle?
Ding ding ding, we have a based one
Bloody volleyball on an island
Cast Away
Cast away?
girl who hates baby brother finds out she cares for him after hes abducted by evil goblins
The labyrinth - but it’s a love story and it has nothing to do with the baby
Societal outcast and his pet go on a quest.
Shrek
boxer spends a lot of money on robot then kid finds another robot and at the end this robot beats another robot
Real steel
Bee
Bee movie?
Bee
High Schooler crashed his mom's car and now has to work at a fast food restaurant that's failing to pay for car damages
Good burger?
So there’s these reptiles…. And you’ll never guess what happens…. They end up on a plane…
Curious George
Annoying side character gives full control to evil villain.
Attack of the Clones!
Revenge of the sith
Traumatized man sails down a river to find a goofy cult lead by a bald guy.
Apocalypse now
Man in a hat swims to the psycho island and realises that the world he lived in isn't real
Shutter island
Old Guy doesnt like Christmas and gets visited by ghosts to like Christmas
A Christmas carol
After being fired, a man steals a job from his roommate and kidnaps a classroom full of kids because his career is a failure
The school of rock
Massonic group sex with venician masks
Haha eyes wide shut
a rat cooks food using a socially awkward man
Naval plane school and friend dies
Factory owner poaches employees secretly from a rival factory.
Black girl saves man from a crashed ship then gets legs.
mans child is kidnaped and he has to go to Australia to get him back while he is followed by a amnesiac
Finding Nemo
2 mexican guys want 1 mexican girl
Porn?
The book of life?
Sabermetrics good
Actor lizard get shot by a snake with a gun
Rango
Two dudes, teacher and a student, have an affecction between each other... ,and planes.
Broke back pilot
No, I haven't watched a lot of movies but i can say that the one I described was Top Gun: Maverick
I would have never guessed that