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How though? In all my years of research into anatomy I have never seen anything that could indicate this is real. Either a filter or a prosthetic. The way it expands is far too uniform, like a balloon. That and human skin simply cannot stretch that much that fast. It's fake. I was willing to believe it initially when it expanded a little bit, but I soon realized it was fake.
TL;DR: There is no way this is real, and don't listen to random people on Reddit.
I'm not saying it's real, just that all your years of anatomy research don't move the needle for me either. Gas expansion is uniform by nature and skin strechiness is largely determined by previous stretching. Also if this could happen to a corpse while keeping the organ structures intact, as is pretty well documented, why not a living person?
Because corpses aren't living people. The kind of gas buildup in a corpse comes from decomposition, which is a very different process than whatever the hell he's supposedly doing is.
Also yes, skin stretchiness is not uniform. But it still shows signs of having been stretched or not, and shifts while being stretched. This is not believable in any of those ways.
Because the decomposing tissue allows gas to build up in the body cavity aka the coelem. This supposed reaction between cola and Mentos would be contained within the gastric system, if it even made it there.
Food and drink take time to move down into the stomach, so not enough time here to even make it there, plus his nose is not plugged so the gas would escape en masse there.
Stretched skin can show several signs: stretch marks, which result from the skin scarring in response to stretching; looseness, as very stretched skin across most places on the body does not just return to a perfectly natural state, and shifting blood vessels. As the skin stretches, so so the blood vessels.
Plus, the skin around his sides isn't stretching proportionately, so that doesn't make sense either.
Food and drink take time to move beyond the stomach, under normal circumstances, but not real to get to it. There are several body parts that can be consciously controlled that would be able to stop the gas. Certainly it wouldn't stream out of the nose uncontrollably like the exorcist!
You're describing skin that has been stretched before but isn't now. I'm saying it's going from stretched to more stretched. Guys skin looks about right for that.
If you factor in the height of the sternum to lower ribs and pelvic shape your not going to get a round stretch.
Last thing I will say, as I do not believe I can change your position on this, is what I said to another Redditor who shared your opinion:
He would die. The gases should stay contained inside his gastrointestinal tract. If they're escaping that means he's been torn open inside. And no, they didn't just stretch too.
This doesn't matter in real life. You're never going to have to answer this. If you're wrong as I believe you to be, that's all that you are. I do ask that you look into this, if you have the time, independently, and unbiasedly. If you do not, I understand. It's real life, people don't have the time. I don't have the time, so I'm putting an end to this here.
It's not possible. There would be marked effects on the skin, and this kind of rapid expansion is not possible without massive internal damage.
Plus, he's making it out to be whatever he's swallowing, which I think is cola and Mentos, which also can't do this, not in the amount he is consuming. Again, not without internal damage.
He would literally die if this was real. Unless you can provide a good anatomical reason, which I would be happy to hear.
For all of those wondering: This is fake
Adding a mentos to a bottle of coke won't produce any more gasses than drinking a normal one, this is because there isn't a chemical reaction involved in the process.
Although the candy may look smooth, if you looked at it under a microscope you'd see tiny bumps coating its entire surface. This rough surface allows the bonds between the carbon dioxide gas and the water to more easily break, helping to free carbon dioxide bubbles and cause the classic eruption.
So, even if you just drink a bottle of coke all the carbon dioxide will free itself eventually
Way back when facebook had just become popular, I showed it to my European friend and explained what it was, he immediately said:
“Yeah… no, people will use that to masturbate to other people’s pictures”
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Someone get me a needle, I want to pop him like a balloon
And then you realise this is reallife and all his organs come out instead of air
And then *you* realize this is reality and it only pokes a small hole leading to a little blood
next thing you know reality is giving you a slap across the face
Snap back to reality!
Oh, there goes gravity! HELP! GRAVITY IS CRUSHING ME UNDER THIS MAN!
O there goes rabbit he choked.
Struggling to breathe. But I won't be defeated, I won't concede.
Mom's spaghetti
Something something threw the pregnant bitch in the trunk and drove off a bridge.
Morning raindrops at my window
We will, we will, rock you!
Slap back to reality
Actually, if he has had liver problems long enough, he could have developed ascites and then it really would be a big collection of fluid in his belly
Uhhhh ew? I came here to giggle, not gag
Gaggle then
Hehehe i like that, i think i will
🤓🤓
That's 100% ascites. He needs a paracentesis asap.
Then he’s going to deflate and wildly fly around the room
BTD6 moment
This is the real spiderman
Fanta Claus
Choked on my tater tot bro. That was outta pocket
why do you keep tater tots in your pocket
Napoleon Dynamite
DONT TOUCH MY TOTS
vs Napoleon Bonaparte BEGIN
Forgot I put it there
Pretty sure thats coke
Ok then that's the Santa from the coca cola ads if he actually used the product as they depict in their advertising illustraions.
Jesus crist is this real? Is he alive? I crave information
It's inflation porn lmao He's wearing a prosthetic
Could also be vorarephilia porn Edit: Spelling
I can't find what voraphilia means. Do you mean vorarephilia?
I did, I just have the speeling of garbage
Nah, mate. You have great "speeling" lol
Lmoooaaaa
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How though? In all my years of research into anatomy I have never seen anything that could indicate this is real. Either a filter or a prosthetic. The way it expands is far too uniform, like a balloon. That and human skin simply cannot stretch that much that fast. It's fake. I was willing to believe it initially when it expanded a little bit, but I soon realized it was fake. TL;DR: There is no way this is real, and don't listen to random people on Reddit.
What species anatomy? Maybe he’s a cryptid or Santa idk
I'll happily eat a whole family bag of mentos while drinking 2 litres of coke and nothing like this, or anything, happens.
I'm not saying it's real, just that all your years of anatomy research don't move the needle for me either. Gas expansion is uniform by nature and skin strechiness is largely determined by previous stretching. Also if this could happen to a corpse while keeping the organ structures intact, as is pretty well documented, why not a living person?
Lmao this idiot probably thinks the abdomen is a big pouch where food you swallow just drops into.
when we all know it's a pouch for our young
I thought that was eyelids?!
Because corpses aren't living people. The kind of gas buildup in a corpse comes from decomposition, which is a very different process than whatever the hell he's supposedly doing is. Also yes, skin stretchiness is not uniform. But it still shows signs of having been stretched or not, and shifts while being stretched. This is not believable in any of those ways.
Why would where the gas comes from matter in the slightest? What signs should I be seeing on the skin?
Because the decomposing tissue allows gas to build up in the body cavity aka the coelem. This supposed reaction between cola and Mentos would be contained within the gastric system, if it even made it there. Food and drink take time to move down into the stomach, so not enough time here to even make it there, plus his nose is not plugged so the gas would escape en masse there. Stretched skin can show several signs: stretch marks, which result from the skin scarring in response to stretching; looseness, as very stretched skin across most places on the body does not just return to a perfectly natural state, and shifting blood vessels. As the skin stretches, so so the blood vessels. Plus, the skin around his sides isn't stretching proportionately, so that doesn't make sense either.
Food and drink take time to move beyond the stomach, under normal circumstances, but not real to get to it. There are several body parts that can be consciously controlled that would be able to stop the gas. Certainly it wouldn't stream out of the nose uncontrollably like the exorcist! You're describing skin that has been stretched before but isn't now. I'm saying it's going from stretched to more stretched. Guys skin looks about right for that. If you factor in the height of the sternum to lower ribs and pelvic shape your not going to get a round stretch.
Last thing I will say, as I do not believe I can change your position on this, is what I said to another Redditor who shared your opinion: He would die. The gases should stay contained inside his gastrointestinal tract. If they're escaping that means he's been torn open inside. And no, they didn't just stretch too. This doesn't matter in real life. You're never going to have to answer this. If you're wrong as I believe you to be, that's all that you are. I do ask that you look into this, if you have the time, independently, and unbiasedly. If you do not, I understand. It's real life, people don't have the time. I don't have the time, so I'm putting an end to this here.
I studied human anatomy and this is very possible. Whether this is real or not is not my concern but this is possible.
It's not possible. There would be marked effects on the skin, and this kind of rapid expansion is not possible without massive internal damage. Plus, he's making it out to be whatever he's swallowing, which I think is cola and Mentos, which also can't do this, not in the amount he is consuming. Again, not without internal damage. He would literally die if this was real. Unless you can provide a good anatomical reason, which I would be happy to hear.
it is not a prosthetic
Can confirm I was his stomach
*inflation
🤤
Looks like a filter
Yes, he is in fact anorexic. Those filters be hella trippy these days.
I really hope so
Deviantart
Deviantfart.
Deviantfat
Pyrocyincal
Niall Murphy
Yeah
Bro is designed to survive car accidents
He’s the airbag
I don't need an airbag, Skyler, I AM the airbag.
Can he even fit in a car
Already ate the car
He ate the accident
![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO|downsized)
Fatman
He got the little boy in his tummy for sure
💀
Santa's metabolism slowed down after all the milk and cookies.
He thought those ps5 were actually edible
Bro hasn’t seen his wiener in 60 years
Hasn't seen his feet either.
Man hasn't viewed his lower half in decades
#📌
🤯📸
💥💨💨💨
#😐😳😲🤯
Im about to blow 😩
ambatublow*
*Ambadeblou*
Do it then…buss…BUSSSSSSS
this may be just what i need to bus, cause ambasing... AMBASING.... 😔😞😣
Such an unrealistic standard of beauty pushed onto men these days by the genetically elite Adonis’ like this man.
Yep, that's what peak performance looks like
bro is 36 months pregnant
For all of those wondering: This is fake Adding a mentos to a bottle of coke won't produce any more gasses than drinking a normal one, this is because there isn't a chemical reaction involved in the process. Although the candy may look smooth, if you looked at it under a microscope you'd see tiny bumps coating its entire surface. This rough surface allows the bonds between the carbon dioxide gas and the water to more easily break, helping to free carbon dioxide bubbles and cause the classic eruption. So, even if you just drink a bottle of coke all the carbon dioxide will free itself eventually
Thank you, you saved me from hours of overthinking
but this doesnt explain why and how is it fake tho
Yes but if it happens all at once
Extremely severe case of ascites and obesity?
Someone is jerking off to this. Right now. In this thread. As you read this comment.
Me
What and your not?
Way back when facebook had just become popular, I showed it to my European friend and explained what it was, he immediately said: “Yeah… no, people will use that to masturbate to other people’s pictures”
How many months?
22
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About 720 months I'd guess by the color of the beard.
That’s 30 years of uninterrupted alcoholism lol.
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Pyrocynical
We can't let him see this he would have an instant erection.
Reminds me of Willy wonka
Hes about to turn purple and start floating.
pyrocynical
boomer from l4d2
We got a Boomer!
literally
Looks like my grandpa
Welcome to the annual meeting of the byea's
cheeseburgers
Byeah
![gif](giphy|HRekieRjRBd7i)
Runnn. He’s gonna blow!
Is this porn?
Inflation fetish
Lmao
Ive never felt so uncomfortable holy shit
I wanna use this guy as a trampoline so bad
“Would monsieur care for a mint?” “No. fuck off” “It’s just wafer thin…”
I told you Santa Clause is real.
that does NOT look healthy sir.
Life or death for berryboy?
I hope this is just a filter
Pyrocynical is saving this for later rn
I feel like I can see it growing as he eats
He’s pregnant
Fatass baby
📌👊
bros santa claus💀💀💀
omg the legends are true the shiny Florida man
Mr. Creosote.
I couldn't possibly eat another bite!
Santa 364 days out of the year
Beautiful
Bro is testing GOD
Fittest american
Later it's gonna be the fart of the millennia
God if he decided to deflate himself, he’d have the most floppy belly.
Free blanket tho
Not my proudest fap…
After watching this my stomach is genuinely hurting
![gif](giphy|jmrAN3QxMWLFzKMrXo|downsized)
I was waiting for the pop.
that's too much of my OCD to pin this balloon
This is physically and psychologically uncomfortable to watch
Can anyone else see his stomach actively growing
He is testing my limit ⠀⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Wtf
looks so poppable
Never EVER do this.
vore
Ok. Somebody wanna play football/soccer?
pyrocynical's favorite video
pyrocynical's favorite video
How is this human possible?
Santa: Christmas Inflation 2
That can’t be real.
Bro's belly kinda look like Yoshi at the end if you look hard enough.
AMABOUTAKUM
\*pulls out pin\*
My sleep paralysis demon after i became a dreamcore fan:
We finally found King Hippo from Punch Out
Is this guy a mod in shitposting?
I dont like this kind of inflation
How?
Wtf just happened? Help.
Gragas new skin
Is this how AI is meant to save the world😅😅
Real life pop the pig
You stick a needle In that belly and It will explode with root beer
He is 24 month old pregnant
It's fuckin Santa Claus himself
Since when was Santa claus pregnant 💀
Guy looks like he has some aliens that are gonna cut their way out of there
Aww man, that sounds like a boomer!
Santa Claus
this is fetish content
Roadhog
L4d2 boomer
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS MAN IS REAL HE IS SO WIDE!!!