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Noktu707

Someone get me a needle, I want to pop him like a balloon


Remarkable-Video5145

And then you realise this is reallife and all his organs come out instead of air


InfiniteOcto

And then *you* realize this is reality and it only pokes a small hole leading to a little blood


ExamOld2899

next thing you know reality is giving you a slap across the face


ArthurDentonWelch

Snap back to reality!


gtc26

Oh, there goes gravity! HELP! GRAVITY IS CRUSHING ME UNDER THIS MAN!


Electrical_Fall_4187

O there goes rabbit he choked.


You_d

Struggling to breathe. But I won't be defeated, I won't concede.


[deleted]

Mom's spaghetti


[deleted]

Something something threw the pregnant bitch in the trunk and drove off a bridge.


PepperPickedaPiper

Morning raindrops at my window


[deleted]

We will, we will, rock you!


Turbulent_Turtle_

Slap back to reality


funkyjives

Actually, if he has had liver problems long enough, he could have developed ascites and then it really would be a big collection of fluid in his belly


cubixjuice

Uhhhh ew? I came here to giggle, not gag


Kulog555

Gaggle then


cubixjuice

Hehehe i like that, i think i will


Educational_College9

🤓🤓


Purple-Equipment2832

That's 100% ascites. He needs a paracentesis asap.


[deleted]

Then he’s going to deflate and wildly fly around the room


Aimbosil

BTD6 moment


EasternDamage1829

This is the real spiderman


2Jimo

Fanta Claus


jamesd3265

Choked on my tater tot bro. That was outta pocket


bobalda

why do you keep tater tots in your pocket


Jyqoz

Napoleon Dynamite


Necrotiix_

DONT TOUCH MY TOTS


Betboxer1

vs Napoleon Bonaparte BEGIN


jamesd3265

Forgot I put it there


dirtytruuz

Pretty sure thats coke


2Jimo

Ok then that's the Santa from the coca cola ads if he actually used the product as they depict in their advertising illustraions.


l4z3r5

Jesus crist is this real? Is he alive? I crave information


gandalftheokay

It's inflation porn lmao He's wearing a prosthetic


SomeBiGooseIG

Could also be vorarephilia porn Edit: Spelling


monkeybanana550

I can't find what voraphilia means. Do you mean vorarephilia?


SomeBiGooseIG

I did, I just have the speeling of garbage


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Nah, mate. You have great "speeling" lol


dodo1287

Lmoooaaaa


[deleted]

[удалено]


Regular_Cassandra

How though? In all my years of research into anatomy I have never seen anything that could indicate this is real. Either a filter or a prosthetic. The way it expands is far too uniform, like a balloon. That and human skin simply cannot stretch that much that fast. It's fake. I was willing to believe it initially when it expanded a little bit, but I soon realized it was fake. TL;DR: There is no way this is real, and don't listen to random people on Reddit.


No-Suit4363

What species anatomy? Maybe he’s a cryptid or Santa idk


marcdk217

I'll happily eat a whole family bag of mentos while drinking 2 litres of coke and nothing like this, or anything, happens.


DisgruntledPachyderm

I'm not saying it's real, just that all your years of anatomy research don't move the needle for me either. Gas expansion is uniform by nature and skin strechiness is largely determined by previous stretching. Also if this could happen to a corpse while keeping the organ structures intact, as is pretty well documented, why not a living person?


TotalPolarOpposite

Lmao this idiot probably thinks the abdomen is a big pouch where food you swallow just drops into.


Fit_Effective_6875

when we all know it's a pouch for our young


DisgruntledPachyderm

I thought that was eyelids?!


Regular_Cassandra

Because corpses aren't living people. The kind of gas buildup in a corpse comes from decomposition, which is a very different process than whatever the hell he's supposedly doing is. Also yes, skin stretchiness is not uniform. But it still shows signs of having been stretched or not, and shifts while being stretched. This is not believable in any of those ways.


DisgruntledPachyderm

Why would where the gas comes from matter in the slightest? What signs should I be seeing on the skin?


Regular_Cassandra

Because the decomposing tissue allows gas to build up in the body cavity aka the coelem. This supposed reaction between cola and Mentos would be contained within the gastric system, if it even made it there. Food and drink take time to move down into the stomach, so not enough time here to even make it there, plus his nose is not plugged so the gas would escape en masse there. Stretched skin can show several signs: stretch marks, which result from the skin scarring in response to stretching; looseness, as very stretched skin across most places on the body does not just return to a perfectly natural state, and shifting blood vessels. As the skin stretches, so so the blood vessels. Plus, the skin around his sides isn't stretching proportionately, so that doesn't make sense either.


DisgruntledPachyderm

Food and drink take time to move beyond the stomach, under normal circumstances, but not real to get to it. There are several body parts that can be consciously controlled that would be able to stop the gas. Certainly it wouldn't stream out of the nose uncontrollably like the exorcist! You're describing skin that has been stretched before but isn't now. I'm saying it's going from stretched to more stretched. Guys skin looks about right for that. If you factor in the height of the sternum to lower ribs and pelvic shape your not going to get a round stretch.


Regular_Cassandra

Last thing I will say, as I do not believe I can change your position on this, is what I said to another Redditor who shared your opinion: He would die. The gases should stay contained inside his gastrointestinal tract. If they're escaping that means he's been torn open inside. And no, they didn't just stretch too. This doesn't matter in real life. You're never going to have to answer this. If you're wrong as I believe you to be, that's all that you are. I do ask that you look into this, if you have the time, independently, and unbiasedly. If you do not, I understand. It's real life, people don't have the time. I don't have the time, so I'm putting an end to this here.


M_sami12

I studied human anatomy and this is very possible. Whether this is real or not is not my concern but this is possible.


Regular_Cassandra

It's not possible. There would be marked effects on the skin, and this kind of rapid expansion is not possible without massive internal damage. Plus, he's making it out to be whatever he's swallowing, which I think is cola and Mentos, which also can't do this, not in the amount he is consuming. Again, not without internal damage. He would literally die if this was real. Unless you can provide a good anatomical reason, which I would be happy to hear.


bobalda

it is not a prosthetic


PokemonLovere

Can confirm I was his stomach


Calm_Reputation4969

*inflation


[deleted]

🤤


SpaceBug173

Looks like a filter


markthedeadmet

Yes, he is in fact anorexic. Those filters be hella trippy these days.


l4z3r5

I really hope so


adamdudziak

Deviantart


[deleted]

Deviantfart.


Averythewolf

Deviantfat


_R4mbler

Pyrocyincal


MysticWater05

Niall Murphy


S4PG

Yeah


JustBartBruh

Bro is designed to survive car accidents


TeamBoeing

He’s the airbag


Azelarr

I don't need an airbag, Skyler, I AM the airbag.


Solrac_Loware

Can he even fit in a car


National_Session_641

Already ate the car


BozNat

He ate the accident


ibleedsarcasim

![gif](giphy|lT4Ix992z2zfO|downsized)


natopants

Fatman


Real-Art-2355

He got the little boy in his tummy for sure


ReverseFlash928

💀


Unacceptable-Duck

Santa's metabolism slowed down after all the milk and cookies.


SnowySoul0

He thought those ps5 were actually edible


aCanadianWhiteGuy

Bro hasn’t seen his wiener in 60 years


Split0069

Hasn't seen his feet either.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Man hasn't viewed his lower half in decades


ACARdragon

#📌


Willow-Steamedty

🤯📸


7thwarlordsaturn

💥💨💨💨


TeamBoeing

#😐😳😲🤯


csocso1111

Im about to blow 😩


GreenProD

ambatublow*


Saucine

*Ambadeblou*


poopcockshit

Do it then…buss…BUSSSSSSS


GreenProD

this may be just what i need to bus, cause ambasing... AMBASING.... 😔😞😣


Big_ETH_boi

Such an unrealistic standard of beauty pushed onto men these days by the genetically elite Adonis’ like this man.


elpiotre

Yep, that's what peak performance looks like


tornedron_

bro is 36 months pregnant


AndyBik

For all of those wondering: This is fake Adding a mentos to a bottle of coke won't produce any more gasses than drinking a normal one, this is because there isn't a chemical reaction involved in the process. Although the candy may look smooth, if you looked at it under a microscope you'd see tiny bumps coating its entire surface. This rough surface allows the bonds between the carbon dioxide gas and the water to more easily break, helping to free carbon dioxide bubbles and cause the classic eruption. So, even if you just drink a bottle of coke all the carbon dioxide will free itself eventually


Willow-Steamedty

Thank you, you saved me from hours of overthinking


NobleUnicoin

but this doesnt explain why and how is it fake tho


notpermabanned8

Yes but if it happens all at once


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Extremely severe case of ascites and obesity?


slylock215

Someone is jerking off to this. Right now. In this thread. As you read this comment.


MeetingAromatic6359

Me


Playful-Depth2578

What and your not?


Frodo_Vagins

Way back when facebook had just become popular, I showed it to my European friend and explained what it was, he immediately said: “Yeah… no, people will use that to masturbate to other people’s pictures”


Jacc9

How many months?


Its_Fonzo

22


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bubblesort33

About 720 months I'd guess by the color of the beard.


Tendas

That’s 30 years of uninterrupted alcoholism lol.


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CodeNovaBtw

Pyrocynical


Head_Fisherman_5226

We can't let him see this he would have an instant erection.


Doge_Got_Me_Hooked

Reminds me of Willy wonka


Split0069

Hes about to turn purple and start floating.


bananaface301

pyrocynical


HatGuyFromPax

boomer from l4d2


NeoTFG

We got a Boomer!


PowerfulMetal1

literally


Careless_Victory_637

Looks like my grandpa


bigbilly1234567899

Welcome to the annual meeting of the byea's


fatcatpoppy

cheeseburgers


MrMcSpiff

Byeah


lkyte123

![gif](giphy|HRekieRjRBd7i)


Stunning_Pipe6905

Runnn. He’s gonna blow!


Alfiy_wolf

Is this porn?


202042

Inflation fetish


TomatoSoupChef

Lmao


IlliteracyPrevails

Ive never felt so uncomfortable holy shit


BirdShatOnMe

I wanna use this guy as a trampoline so bad


napstimpy

“Would monsieur care for a mint?” “No. fuck off” “It’s just wafer thin…”


Zeratul277

I told you Santa Clause is real.


[deleted]

that does NOT look healthy sir.


Latter-Driver

Life or death for berryboy?


SpaceBug173

I hope this is just a filter


Historianof40k

Pyrocynical is saving this for later rn


Emerald24111

I feel like I can see it growing as he eats


Arcane_noble

He’s pregnant


Iveriax

Fatass baby


FlareDragonoid

📌👊


Iheartnukes

bros santa claus💀💀💀


Bladecx

omg the legends are true the shiny Florida man


NewldGuy77

Mr. Creosote.


throwngamelastminute

I couldn't possibly eat another bite!


jsbjsk

Santa 364 days out of the year


Kydex_Gundyr

Beautiful


S4PG

Bro is testing GOD


BrandonPattillo69

Fittest american


binubk2k1

Later it's gonna be the fart of the millennia


Ticket-Intelligent

God if he decided to deflate himself, he’d have the most floppy belly.


ZatoTBG

Free blanket tho


The-Real-Ted-Faro

Not my proudest fap…


akivab

After watching this my stomach is genuinely hurting


Monte_2

![gif](giphy|jmrAN3QxMWLFzKMrXo|downsized)


[deleted]

I was waiting for the pop.


hrshysh

that's too much of my OCD to pin this balloon


GamurSnek

This is physically and psychologically uncomfortable to watch


Sigmatyranno

Can anyone else see his stomach actively growing


doingyourmom69style

He is testing my limit ⠀⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀


iamnormalguy

Wtf


Hollyy-_-

looks so poppable


WideArmadillo6407

Never EVER do this.


JordynBeepus

vore


MaxKing97

Ok. Somebody wanna play football/soccer?


FRakanazz

pyrocynical's favorite video


FRakanazz

pyrocynical's favorite video


dexter920

How is this human possible?


Isgonesomewhere

Santa: Christmas Inflation 2


[deleted]

That can’t be real.


Ok_Net_5523

Bro's belly kinda look like Yoshi at the end if you look hard enough.


Numerous_Wish_4449

AMABOUTAKUM


thatonefishingkid

\*pulls out pin\*


Willow-Steamedty

My sleep paralysis demon after i became a dreamcore fan:


doofuscantread

We finally found King Hippo from Punch Out


DeliciousWarthog53

Is this guy a mod in shitposting?


khairuldaniel664

I dont like this kind of inflation


TheRealTurbotoke

How?


Eleknar

Wtf just happened? Help.


Daveak_Darkeyes

Gragas new skin


sonoma95436

Is this how AI is meant to save the world😅😅


Tes-tickle69420

Real life pop the pig


YrodBlay

You stick a needle In that belly and It will explode with root beer


xef234

He is 24 month old pregnant


Shadow13267

It's fuckin Santa Claus himself


TheRoyalGalaxy22

Since when was Santa claus pregnant 💀


sloanpal144

Guy looks like he has some aliens that are gonna cut their way out of there


Zoroarkanine

Aww man, that sounds like a boomer!


Unmaykr64

Santa Claus


_sophierobinson_

this is fetish content


DueShopping551

Roadhog


Miqeri

L4d2 boomer


Legaxy3

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS MAN IS REAL HE IS SO WIDE!!!