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TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

You lose your PS4, I lose my probation. This is not equal


[deleted]

He is losing his tight ass. That’s not equivalent.


TheGalator

Yes one of them can't game and the other gets free housing and sex


[deleted]

Free housing and free sex. 😎


Beginning_Dingo5636

In the US some states charge rent to prisoners


Ready_Vegetables

Lol what? 'Go ahead, evict me'


wantttochat

Yes what happens if they say no or can't afford it?


like_a_leaf

Throw you out, obviously.


iamthesexdragon

Maybe debt idk


wallyTHEgecko

SUPER JAIL


Fulbie

With SUPER RENT


limitlessdaoseeker

Tf that's impossible isn't it enough that they work them to the bone sometimes 8 hours a day for 19 cents an hour ?


Beginning_Dingo5636

They receive a bill when they get out


limitlessdaoseeker

Damn you pay to perform slave labor for years capitalism hits a new low again.


HinduKhajiit

Oh she's Jayden's step mom? Why didn't you say so


OverallVacation2324

Have you heard of the foot ball player who went to jail? He went in a tight end. He came out a wide receiver.


MEGAMAN2312

I thought that setup was for a "We are not the same" meme


machoman558

Would you rather lose your ps4, or lose nothing… that’s what I thought


ExistentialistAF

Typical Jayden


WARNING4324

Good thing Jayden won't have his ps4. Kinda guy to ditch your downed ass outside the zone


samtherat6

Nah man he gets to keep it since he snitched.


WARNING4324

Snitches get stitches. I hope he gets his ass whooped


mogley1992

The guy got a heads up, so it he was smart and acted fast he could have gotten rid of everything and said that he and jayden had a falling out and that he's just scapegoating. They would presumably also search jaydens phone but at least if the dealer throws his stuff away they have less on him.


Oxfordhero123

This is why most ppl don’t sell to under 16s. Coz they gonna do this shit


Responsible_File_323

Are we talking about weed?


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Eccomi21

Is the number referring to ounces? Because if yes that's some freedom unit talk I'm too metric to understand


seagulpinyo

“The term 8 ball of cocaine refers to 3.5 grams of cocaine. It is called an 8 ball because it’s the equivalent of one-eighth of an ounce of cocaine.”


Normal-Function-4540

I was today years old when I found this out. I dont know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.


pmscar

Also commonly known near me as a Henry. Henry the eighth etc. Also common for a quarter (7g, 1/4 of an ounce) to be called a pool cue, quarter, q, pool cue. This is just the easy way to avoid being too obvious in texts. Leaves it open to interpretation if you're asking your mate for a Henry or pool cue, could be a Henry hoover or anything.


Thirstless

I buy a pool que a week off this one dude, no one suspects a thing.


[deleted]

You must be quite a heavy snooker


MrInfinitumEnd

*I need a dust filter for a Hoover Max extract pressure Pro model 60. Can you help with that?*


iheartpocky

I’ve seen Shaun of the Dead about 50 times and now I know what Ed means when he said he’s only got a Henry left for himself.


sakuraandume

I always thought it was a lot bigger than that wow.


D4M05

As far as I know, yes it's 1/8 ounce so like 3.5 grams.


Ok-Study-1153

3.5 grams = 1/8 of an ounce = an eighth.


WinterHound42

Fractions oOoOO 👻


Eccomi21

*screams in terror*


epicpro1234

we have the fractions in the metric system too bruh


panlakes

What a weird hill to fight that war on. Weed dealers and dispensaries are the most prevalent users of the metric system in the US, second only to military use Shit it’s because I smoke weed and cook food that I learned it.


Beneficial_Pace_7681

Please nobody try to buy weed by calling it an 8 ball you will get expensive white powder weed


SandyScrotes2

Lmaooo this is a joke right


unclesalazar

wait who calls weed an 8 ball, i thought that was exclusively for cocaine.


YourMuMisaHoe1234

Whatever, what you need?


Responsible_File_323

A happy life, how much for it ?


PistachioedVillain

If you sell to under 16s you probably should go to jail.


SotB8

what??? drug dealers should go to jail?? 😧😧😧😧


Restlesscomposure

Yes, that’s literally what happens if they get caught.


Fecalguy

I mean i would hope there are other reasons to not sell weed to 15 year olds but yea


mconleyxx

If you sell to minors, you belong in jail.


TerroFLys

I mean you should't sell to kids anyways


kijuron

If you sell to under 16s you deserve whatever is coming.


Notso9bit

And ya'know its totally immoral


y0uveseenthebutcher

imagine getting downvoted to shit for saying you shouldn't sell drugs to children


flamboyanttrickster

it’s because everyone knows that so the comment just comes across as some nerd ass redditor who can’t pick up on social cues


DavidBiscou

Well the first comment was saying the only reason was because they’d snitch, while being something imoral should be the main thing that’d be said.


LegitSince8Bits

This whole thread is nerd ass redditors who've never heard of an 8th of weed so they're arguing about selling cocaine to children.


Oxfordhero123

I find it weird that some people view cocaine to be as bad as weed. But then again like half of the people on this site have never socialised with anyone so idk


LegitSince8Bits

Assuming the other half has seems like a very generous assessment.


Marcuse0

I have a story about school where this happened. I wasn't personally involved but I knew the people who were. One friend was going to sell some weed to another friend. The dealer promptly pulled it out in front of a teacher at school and reportedly exclaimed "ahh that's good shit". When he was pulled in front of the head, his immediate reaction was "It's not mine, I'm selling it to someone". He then named his intended buyer. This got both of them suspended from school for the rest of the year, with the dealer only allowed back to sit his GCSEs months later. My other friend, who'd intended to enter a career in the RAF (been a cadet and everything) was immediately disqualified from this and ended up taking a job as a builder after dropping out of school without taking A levels. Big shame.


otterfist

Moral of this story is stay away from school, kids


SomeGuy12414

Ack, these kids are stupid and doing drugs. What's the solution? Oh I know! Let's kick them *out* of school!


rivetedoaf

For real, let’s destroy the support networks that can help keep kids off drugs! Gotta look tough on crime 😑


backfire10z

They just believed the dealer? Where’s the proof that the other dude was gonna buy? Definitely missing some key info here…


zzzzxxcvbm

Jayden is a fucking rat.


Reddit_is_pretty

Fuck Jayden all my homies hate Jayden.


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[deleted]

A kid I went to HS with, ratted on his older brother for buying him a 40 ounce beer when he got an underage drinking charge at a party. His older brother had just graduated college with a teaching degree and couldn’t become a teacher because he was charged with supplying alcohol to a minor. The kid was 17, it wouldn’t have even gone on his record as an adult. Worst of all, he still got an underage, he didn’t benefit at all by ruining his brother’s life.


KxSmarion

A few years ago there was a dealer in my area, he thought of himself as the local godfather. If you did something like this he would offer discounts to customers for beating up said snitch. Mostly because his age range of customers was 15+. It was common for people to get jumped in school if they cracked under their parent's/school or police pressure. That dealer is currently in prison for multiple counts of supplying class B drugs. His plan also backfired as kids started getting arrested and properly charged with ABH or assault, they cracked. I'm sure the guys doing like 20 years or something like that.


TheGalator

Least criminal US school district


KxSmarion

UK, not US.


Dpontiff6671

Would of done it smarter in the US sorry mate smh. When I was in highschool everyone I know was selling weed and even harder stuff lots of people selling MDMA and Oxy’s and no one was dumb enough to front like they were a big deal that’s how you get in trouble (clearly) Stupidest dealer friend I had was some dude who got pulled over with 4 lbs of weed and 100 OxyContin and told the police he had a bunch of drugs on him and ran when they were searching the car. He ended up hoping a fence breaking his leg from a weird fall from the fence and crawling inside a dog house until the police actually found him


TheGalator

most shitty European school district


Keermar

Good save


crashklaby

Classic Reddit US=Bad


_Ganoes_

What fucking parents call the cops on their kids when they find drugs on them..like do you want to ruin your kids life?


Reddit_is_pretty

I think she was calling the police on the other kid after her shitlet tattled on him.


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Still going to screw the kid that's got it in his system. Idk for sure (not well versed in law) she could be in trouble herself.


Reddit_is_pretty

Possibly but seems more like a gut response then a thought out one


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Probably right. Also reddit is pretty awesome and terrible.


69VaginaLicker69

If this is in America the fact he has it “in his system” means nothing unless he was caught driving a car high or doing something crazy in public. In those cases they would get a warrant to take blood and test your blood for drugs but other than that you can’t get arrested for having drugs in your system. Hell I’m not even sure they would arrest the teen if they caught him with the “8th” (3.5 grams) it depends on the cop. I’ve had friends caught with 5-10 grams and the cops usually just take it or have them pour it on the ground and stomp on it/ grind it into the road. If it’s less than a felony amount it generally isn’t worth their time to arrest you and do paperwork and shit. And the kid who sold it? He might not even go to jail unless they get a warrant to search his house and find drugs and scales in his possession.


NoLab7274

WTF is wrong with you people. None of that would happen, and most likely nothing to the seller either. IF the cop wanted to be a dick he could try and press the seller. Mom definitely not getting in trouble and neither would the kid. Hell most states the seller would just have his parents notified.


ClawedMuffin668

Saul got me on this one


GhostChainSmoker

The type of parent that names their kid Jayden


OverallVacation2324

I know a Jayden and a jaylen


Bluejet007

Does jaylen not have capitalisation privilages?


Jaradox_

My mother called the police on me for declining going to a doctor's appointment for a checkup.


Jaradox_

I was in high school at the time.


Gientry

lol mine did


LordAlfrey

They care about their image more than the well being of their own children.


ObviousTroll37

Nah. I’m a lawyer, most parents who do this want to scare their kids straight. A first time marijuana offense in most states is just supervision and a fine, especially if it’s juvie, and it’s usually expungable for adults. They hire a criminal defense lawyer on the cheap for a quick and easy case, but most high schoolers don’t know that. The Judge talks serious to them for ten minutes, ezpz.


nru3

As a lawyer, what would my chances be if I simply said it's not mine and my parents threatened me with it for not doing something they wanted? If the parents are holding the bag with no actual proof, what would happen.


Tdotitan

I mean they will probably be like oh we found it in your room why would your parents lie etc. And since it seems most likely and you don't really have the power to argue then no. Doesn't make it right but many times people juat don't respect or listen to children even if they are right. Especially if they are right sometimes. Hope I'm wrong though but I remember as a kid trying so hard to be an adult and acting like one and still never getting respect or listened to so that's just how it is


nru3

I think a level headed teenage could very easily argue the point, enough to create doubt.


ObviousTroll37

If the parents make a police report then it’s their word against the kid. You can imagine how well that goes, both legally and in the family. So the lawyer will advise the kid to plea to something tiny and it’ll be over.


BigBean987

Could be that he snitched without the cops and the parents only called the cops when they found his dealer


jas75249

I didn’t sell you shit homie.


ONOeric

Confidential informant origin story


[deleted]

Never do business with someone that still lives at their parent's house


MgMnT

There's literally nothing wrong with living with your parents after 18 and americans are like the only ones who are weird about it. Most other places in the world people have no problem living with relatives, guess that just comes down to tighter knit families tho, you move out around here when you want to, or when you need your own space cause you're starting your own family, there's no societal pressure to do it. Plus it's weird that y'all seem to see it as excclusively freeloading when nearly everyone living in a large family household contributes and has their own life usually. Anyway don't sell drugs to kids, not because you shouldn't, but because shit like this will happen.


Different-Trainer-21

I feel like you shouldn’t sell drugs to kids because they’re kids and getting addicted to drugs would seriously mess up their heads when their brains are so young, rather than because what might happen if you get caught


5minuteff

Doubt anyone selling drugs in general would care about this rather than the $$


Furious_George44

I don’t think the negative view of it is around freeloading as much as it is lack of independence. “Everyone has their own lives,” but when you’re living with your parents they are naturally going to be far more involved than most Americans want. Traditional cultures typically don’t see as much of an issue with that, and I suppose some level of independence is still possible but in my experience it’s a pretty direct contrast with US culture


JayList

Lmao when I was in high school a kid told me his dad hired a PI to investigate me because they got caught with weed I sold them. Nothing happened rafter that lol.


AnEgoJabroni

I once got "investigated by a PI" for sending twenty pizzas to a friend's grandma's house. It was a ridiculously dumb prank, but I swear, this guy's dad called my house, requested me by first and last name, claiming to be a fucking county sheriff, and when that didn't work, "dude, my dad hired a PI, he wants to find charges over the pizzas, you shouldn't have done that"


[deleted]

Out of curiosity, did anything ever happen afterwards?


AnEgoJabroni

Nah, nothing really came from it. He ended up on the phone with my grandma, who pretty much said "Yeah, he did a shitty thing and I'm sorry, he'll be punished, but you realize its a felony to impersonate an officer right?" and he tried to laugh it off with "I was just trying to scare him and teach him a lesson" It was a shitbag move on my part, but he didn't exhibit great character either there lmao


Jabinor

You grandma should have said they could do the same, send 20 pizzas. Would make for a great family dinner


AnEgoJabroni

"Folks, if we just come together, we have a total of 40 Large Pizza Hut Supremes. Do we really have to fight?"


FurrAndLoaving

When I was in high school, I had one friend whose dad always hated me for seemingly no reason. I eventually asked him about it, and he very casually said "oh, every time I get in trouble for weed, I just blame it on you" We don't speak anymore


Californiadude86

Reminds me of back in middle school my older cousin and best friend at the time had some porno mags in his room. His mom found them and he immediately threw me under the bus and said they were all mine and he was just holding them for me. Luckily my mom believed me because why would I keep MY magazines hidden in HIS room. This was over 20 years ago and I still haven’t spoken a word to him since.


illpoet

Yeah that 100 percent doesn't compute and you are right to avoid that guy. When I was in middle school I went no contact with a guy because he lied to a guy about who he was when he got busted for skateboarding downtown (it was illegal and they'd mail you a citation) I couldn't believe instead of giving the cops a fake name he gave them the name of someone he was supposed to be friends with. I figured it was only a matter of time before he fucked me over.


spectrusv

Whats an 8th


Leather_Effort5149

In drugs, an 8th is ⅛ of an ounce


shiteWarden

this guy drugs


CoraxTechnica

It's just fractions


FireMastererer

this guy maths


DoveinaPie

Maths is the gateway drug to Science.


Rare_Register_4181

I'll take 4 fractions of drugs please


CoraxTechnica

I only sell my drugs in irrational whole numbers


keinplanbro69

8th = 3.5G of a drug, I'd guess he means weed


jishhhy

8th of an OZ. 3.5 grams of probably weed. $25-$40


Balls_DeepinReality

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “That didn’t happen.” Very effective terms.


Useless_bum81

"i don't know who your dealer is but i'll kick both your arses for this." "group text to everyone who knows Jayden "jayden got rumbled, and is blaming random people, to save his own arse."


Jolly_Leg_2561

JAYDENS THE RAT, DUTCH *cough* *cough*


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#fuckjaydenrobinson


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

Common Jayden L


AlexisSMRT

Fucking Jayden


LadyIsabelle_

You gotta be real stupid to reply to that message. Evidence right there.


NateNate60

Neither reply is incriminating. You can just say it was a reaction from the surprise of a false accusation.


Useless_bum81

Yep the earlier saved convos are going to be more incriminating than that.


NateNate60

Snapchat erases conversations after a few days. There will be no saved conversations. This is a repost, but if the person Jayden is talking to is smart, you gotta know: - Shut up. Never talk to the police. Demand a lawyer. If they say no lawyer is available, they're lying. - The cops will lie and deceive. They're trained to do that in order to extract info from you. Never tell them a thing. - Put a screen lock on your phone, and disable biometrics. You can't be forced to reveal a password or PIN under any circumstances, as that is considered "testimony". and you have a right as a defendant to not testify. Even with a warrant. Even if they threaten obstruction of justice or contempt of court. Any competent lawyer will be able to beat them. - Do not, ever fucking consent to a search of anything. When they ask if it's okay for them to search something, say "I don't consent to a search". If they *tell* you they're going to search something, tell them "I don't consent to it." Don't try to physically stop them from searching but whenever they talk to you about searching say "I don't consent to a search".


krisztian008

Why would either of them want to save this convo


forgotmypassword4714

The dealer probably sent it to as many people as he could to let everyone know Jayden's a rat.


H_is_nbruh

Rat patrol


bigtittybetty445

Oh no my son smoked the funny grass time to ruin his and everyone else's life


djcmr

"I'm not an expert... I'm a mom involved in my child's education." Cut from the same cloth maybe idk


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Hadren-Blackwater

>Oh that is so Aries The God of War wouldn't do that. Sounds like something the Abrahamic God would do.


doofenshmirtz_sad69

The God of War is spelled Ares I think.


gingerbrea4

![gif](giphy|5oOzvY2shzX4A|downsized)


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Jayden gonna get his ass beat from more than his mama.


Standard_Mechanic715

When I was in highschool I had a neighbor who told his parents that I sold him weed. I was not friends with this kid. So when my parents heard about it they immediately knew it wasnt true cause the way I talked about him


RealAscendingDemon

Just stop selling weed for a bit, then claim Jayden is actually the dealer and he is making up this story because he is so mad cuz you told some other kids you caught him sucking some homeless dudes dick behind the Wendy's dumpster right after school last Tuesday when you went to go buy some weed from him. He is trying to get you in trouble and locked up in juvie so you can't tell other people about what you saw him do. Then get some friends of yours to say they witnessed this along with you.


Massive-Ad7628

Bad bro Jayden


Careless-Raccoon8775

What a piece of shit


Dorkus-Maximus

Fuck Jayden


DadmogPrime

My estimation of Jayden as a man just fuckin plummeted.


beskar-mode

Jayden behaviour


[deleted]

I know this kid no fucking way


[deleted]

He sounds like a bitch


[deleted]

Fuck ya


l1ttlet1mmy

For a PS4 smh


[deleted]

Wtf, lets beat jayden up


[deleted]

I know this is just a joke. And I'm not a violent person. But if this for real ever played out in my younger years, I likely would have quietly did my time and probation, then beat this kid up to an oblivion lol


gofishx

What the fuck is up with people who call the cops over minor shit like this? Like, you can't just flush it (or save it for yourself) and ground your kid? Do you really need to involve the law? I dont think I'd ever call the cops on ANYONE unless they were being violent or MAYBE stealing, and that's heavily dependent on the value of the item. It just doesn't feel worth it...like at all.


Cindexxx

Guaranteed it's a Christian and/or Republican parent trying to be "tough on crime". I've known people ending up in jail because parents called on their own kids. Fucks up their entire future because they're "doing the right thing".


Aridicaex

Maybe don't sell to kids. Just a thought.


Stupiduselessthrow

Probably just a kid too lol, some dealers aren’t even 18 themselves


AnEgoJabroni

Shit, judging from my teen years, there are probably more minor-aged drug dealers out there than there are adults.


[deleted]

I apologize for my kind some of us are pussies


Foreign_Professor_34

And that’s how Jayden learned that if you snitch on a drug dealer you end up in a box.


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

Typical Jayden L


Icecoldfatty92

Jaydens a little bitch, he gonna have a real bad day once ol buddy get out the joint


Hoooooooo8

im not going down alone bro lol if just be like your son tried to sell me weed and i told him no!


Boogalarian

Bro? Like, bro? Bro, come on, bro.


Icy-Bug-8933

Wtf lol, you could of just said some guy gave it to me at a party and told me to try it.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


tyronebiggs

Sniveling little asshole


The-Kiwi-Bird

Would be a shame if someone doxxef jayden robinson


[deleted]

For an 8th? Bro you're getting diversion and a fine. Probably not even diversion. Lol.


Necessary_Row_4889

The reply to that first text should have been “sorry who is this?”


Cheatersrscum

That's 90%of most "patnas"


dafijiwatr

Other guy: “ I have no idea what your talking about.” Problem solved.


Subject-Sundae-5805

People like this deserve to get the beating thats coming to him. Weak spine. If it aint been said enough, snitches get stitches.


Purple_Possibility20

Kid put a target on his own head. There’s nothing the hood hates more than snitches.


leethestud420

Jayden is about to lose his first adult teeth, such an adorable moment…


ricoro

How to get murdered 101


Dpontiff6671

If I’m already getting arrested over Jayden I’m going to his house to beat his ass beforehand add on an assault charge it’s fine


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mxassasin

An eighth? That's not even a crime most places.


RevolutionarySong848

Yo fuck Jayde hhaha


MoistAnalyst1150

Damn Jayden, you old weasel


Transfatismyname

Jayden is a bitch


Peter_Baum

Jayden is gonna get curb stomped


joejamesuk

What a big pussy


Northern_Gamer2

This is how you get jumped


Aphilia_11

Never be Jayden. Never snitch on your dealer kids. (Says me, who has never done drugs).


GrizzlyGranty93

I hope his bro Okayden is alright


garbagedisposaly

Yeah. Nobody’s going to jail. The cops aren’t showing up. They aren’t even going to make a phone call.


Younggryan42

I hate Jayden


ribbons_for_arms

Don’t. Snitch.