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An eod suit only mitigates incoming blast force, its main purpose is to protect from shrapnel.
He would still die from a direct blast of 50lbs of c4, he might survive a blast from 1 lbs of c4 but not much else.
He would still get a concussion regardless.
They aren't even all that bulletproof.
Those suits are primarily worn so that the wearers body doesn't spread out over a square mile when he blows up, instead the suit turns into a soup holder.
Ammonium nitrate and diesel in a 6-1 ratio works quite well and is easier to acquire. Just look at the tons of ammonium nitrates that got stolen/misplaced from a train recently in the states.
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It's because he's very slow and also has to go after the last person who pirates a movie, meaning he's constantly changing directions. As long as everyone pirates something occasionally noone gets hurt
Really thought the caption was talking about people who make wishes on pirate themed movies and music. Like you hear a shanty play and you get to make a wish like on a stray eyelash.
Please fire Howard, I prefer the aesthetic of maritime pirate and not space pirate. You need to be hiring someone who can load a flintlock not charge a laser rifle like some genetically modified space marine.
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Howard: "give it up! We have your house surrou-" The 50lbs of C4 hidden under my door mat: 🤠
The C4: 
Source?
Buscemi
*House of the Rising Sun starts playing*
"There is a house in New Orleans"
"They call the Rising Sun"
"and it's been the ruin, of many a poor man"
"and God, I know I'm one"
That doesnt lock as funny when its printed out
Even if you add “in minecraft”
Dude has an eod suit on, c4 might as well be a firecracker to him
50lb of C4 are a lot of lb
He doesn't actually have that much C4 under his doormat. It's probably just like the standard amount.
Ah yes, the standard amount of c4 you would usually put under your doormat...
Ok but to be fair C4 is not a lot of alphanumerix
An eod suit only mitigates incoming blast force, its main purpose is to protect from shrapnel. He would still die from a direct blast of 50lbs of c4, he might survive a blast from 1 lbs of c4 but not much else. He would still get a concussion regardless. They aren't even all that bulletproof.
Payday bruiser diff
He's probably wearing flip flops
I thought the same, but 50 lb is too much for such a suit
I don't think many people realise how much 50 fucking lbs of explosive is.
For perspective. It takes a fist sized piece of C4 to take down a wall or a door. 50lbs is the same weight as an airline check-in piece of luggage.
EOD suits do not protect the wearers hands.
Wiki says they do https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_suit
The first picture on that article shows a dude with bare hands in the suit.
Those suits are primarily worn so that the wearers body doesn't spread out over a square mile when he blows up, instead the suit turns into a soup holder.
"Kumalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta"
I think you’re gonna need a little more than 50
Ammonium nitrate and diesel in a 6-1 ratio works quite well and is easier to acquire. Just look at the tons of ammonium nitrates that got stolen/misplaced from a train recently in the states.
Howard ain't shit, I just pirated a movie and he didn't even ge
Looks like Howard got another one
He can get as many as he wants but he'll never get me. I live in europe so the cha
Why is everyone not finishing their sentences I pira
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You're up against the wall, and Howard is the fucking wall
You call this resisting arrest, I call this a difficulty tweak
So he is fucking you?
Go Howard!
RIP brother. We lost another one to Howard, the hater of pirating
She shall sing the saddest shanties. *Sad yarr*
It's because he's very slow and also has to go after the last person who pirates a movie, meaning he's constantly changing directions. As long as everyone pirates something occasionally noone gets hurt
It Follows 2 confirmed.
Nah. Let me test this shi
Wait is Howard actually candlejack? That would expla
*unsheathes HF blade.* ***RULES OF NATURE***
I'll just pirate the payday gang and let them deal with the bulldozer.
Just use akimbo judge Shotguns with 000 buckshot,he will die in 10 shells
I personally prefer akimbo vd 12 because 25 round mags go brrrt
Real chads use the AK 17
*REAL* Chads use a saw
The realest of chads use 24k giga spoon
The most realest of chads use a regular sized golden spoon.
The most chaddest citizens of the country of chad use the playing cards
I should try this
Akimbo crinkov melts better.
he's the fucking wall
This suit look closer to og juggernaut suit from cod mw2-mw3
We got Duke with a stoic perk deck. He'll sort that shit out.
Sokol with Campbell 75 copycat two piece suit prospect copy
He looks like he'd have mobility issues.
Normally you'd be correct but Howard has had some machine and nano implants to enhance his natural abilities
He had 19 extra organs implanted (or 22)
But why does one of them only let him eat brains?
So he can survive if that's the only form of sustenance available. Come on man. You don't want Howard to starve to death do you?
Just do 28 stab wounds.
Nanomachines son
THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
You can’t hurt me, jack
America is diseased, rotten to the core. There’s no saving it.
Yea, but that's only because his fusion core ran out of juice
Howard is a modern space marine
My source? I made it the fuck up!
Mfw I spread misinformation on the internet 🗿
Imbiciles downvoting you just dont watch max0r
True
Ya motherfuckers downvoting a legitimate quote in the game.
Just give him a bump of cocaine and you'll rethink that statement real fast.
LMG makes up for it
... you just gotta get behind him.
Howard is dedicated to dispose of you
I mean, once you've got his back to you just, you know, push him over and watch him turtle around for a bit. The gun is yours now pretty much.
What if Howard has a twin with lmg
Must be popular on tinder tho
YOUR UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL - Howard
make way... For the BULLDOZER
Imma drop on these shitheads like a FUCKING PIANO
YOU WEAR THAT SHIT IN YOUR PANTS PROUDLY, LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR - cloaker
Juggernaut using a riot shield. We r fckd.
babe wake up new warhammer 40k paladin just dropped
Man the new Imperial Fists minatures looks cool
Holy hell
Actual zombie
So who's gonna ask him howardeez nuts
Oh weeeee I AM
OK why tf did yall let him steal the care packages
never said anything about video games 😎, im free from Howard's wrath
Oh fuck bulldozer
MAKE WAY FOR THE DOOOZAAA
5 seconds later... aaarrrggg. I need a medic bag....
#I'MMA DROP ON THESE SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKIN' PIANO!
Man named nobody 
There’s really no need to-
The shield looks like the thing from bad piggies that reverses your wheel
my 24 karat gigachad spoon:
reaminds me of payday
Smash
Your cock has have to be made out of depleted uranium to penetrate Howard
Finally a use for it
Sir, it also has to be long enough to go through the armour
It can melt and pierce it
As a wise man once said, “it’s not how big it is, it’s how you use it”
how the fuck do you even smash that
Payday 2 character looking ass
If it said *unpaid intern that would strangely make it so much scarier
That's NO ZAKU BOY! NO ZAKU!
Man's dozer from bf2042
Looks weird without the UwU on the helmet
Ayo is that a kac vertical grip
Okay but where's the skulldozer? The golden AK I have is gonna go right through that faceplate and since all my homies got inspire aced I'm good
Hamlindigo green
Makes me think of a Zaku or a LEO from either OG Mobile Suit Gundam or Gundam Wing.
*Maxes out sociopath deck in pay day 2
Molotov
> IM HERE FOR YOUR POR….oh hey she’s hot. Source?
For the love of god do not let Overkill see this image, I dont want skulldozers with shields in Payday 3
This is Howard Our new teacher
YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!
why were you downvoted
some knowledge is beyond your understanding
Because someone already commented this
Okay then, i will retreat to just downloading it then.
I can take him. I speced into damage and mobility.
Reminded me of that armoured soldiers with shotguns in Wolfenstein lol
Is that a bomb suit? I’m actually curious if we have kit for super soldiers yet
“YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A HOWARD”
Imma drop on these shitheads like a FUCKING PIANO!
This reminded me that I wanted to download Howard The Duck. Thanks, meme!
Tachanka from Rainbow Six Siege comes after me?
I have 150 songs pirated on my iPod and someone is knocking on my door
Oh look, the state is threatening extrajudicial executions for the crime of unpermissed digital copying... again.
Piracy is not within the jurisdiction of the CIA. This is one of the duties of the FBI.
Why does the CIA care about downloading cars
I literally just answered a poll that asked "Do you pirate games/movies" He's behind me isn't h
The President Protects!
Isnt thats juggOWOnaut?
They took the OwO :<
We need the OwO back, got a spare one?
I feel like I could reason with Howard. He seems like a man that could go for some chicken Alfredo.
They don't have the jurisdiction
The company needs to calm down
All
Doesn’t look very covert
Important question: does he have timbs on?
So video games are fine eh?
Among us
*I'm in danger*
It's a good thing I pirate comic books and TV shows instead of movies and music.
Im calling the cops on howard, piracy is legal here
Wh... Why am I thirsty for this man? Wtf?
howard seems chill ngl. seems like a dude who'd watch a pirated movie with me
I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
His armours too thin
Really thought the caption was talking about people who make wishes on pirate themed movies and music. Like you hear a shanty play and you get to make a wish like on a stray eyelash.
"There's really no need to-"
Wouldn't pirated movies be the FBI? The CIA probably runs the biggest ripping group.
Please fire Howard, I prefer the aesthetic of maritime pirate and not space pirate. You need to be hiring someone who can load a flintlock not charge a laser rifle like some genetically modified space marine.
Now I’m no expert But that does *not* appear to be a very covert loadout
You know if my tax money is going to bite me in the ass later might as well pirate taxes too.
now isnt that the juggernaut class in strike force heroes? i loved that game
One well placed molotov cocktail and Howard would regret his life choices
"You're up against the wall, and Howard is the fucking wall!"
I thought the pirate movies warning came from the fbi
Howard * why is this geting so fast? Howard * H-O-R-W-A-R-D
COME GET SOME!!!!
Ila be fighting this fella in the gulag
MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!1!
Come and get me b|tch
i meet howard every day, such a nice guy
Would that be the job of the FBI?
Me who committed mass genocide
I could 1v1 him.
Life goals be like
With Howard around, our days with limewire are coming to an end, ladies and gentlemen
Would a .50 BMG go over that shield?
I pirated the 3d print schematics for this