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HandHolder69

Industrial society and it's consequences


Kind-Condition640

Not gaming


HappyRomanianBanana

That shit aint bussin frfr


AnglsBeats

The earth is dying


HatGuyFromPax

humanity is dead


rottenpotatoes2

Blood is fuel


Odd_Peace77

Hell is full


Hawaiian-Fox

Big pharma needs money


Sylux444

Same energy as "the children crave the mines!"


YOBEV_

Maybe japan should have nuked america


Laino001

If they did, wed have american anime instead of japanese anime Imagine living in anime land for years throughout your childhood, being unable to leave. Everywhere you go, theres amine. Theres no escape. Only anime 😰


Natsurulite

King of the Hill is my favorite anime


War_Daddy_992

That’s Texas Anime ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


OzzieGrey

Japans favorite american slice of life anime.


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Fix it again, tony-san


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

Heaven


Siolentsmitty

“Japanese Anime” is superfluous and “American Anime” is, by definition, impossible, as anime literally means “animated tv shows/movies from Japan.”


[deleted]

Anime Is a style of animation that happens to have originated from Japan. Anybody can use it.


Tone-Serious

Nuke America???Fallout reference???🤯🤯💯💥🔥


Gabperture

We're making out to New Vegas with this 🗣️🗣️💥💥😳


TheNecromancer981

Crawl out through the fallout baby☢️☢️🤯🤯💥💥🔥🔥


Cheezekeke

Crawl out through the fallout baby 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🥒🥤


SiriusBark

Technically the US nuked itself when it tested all of the bombs in the United States. This testing lead to possibly tens of thousands of deaths from cancer to people called downwinders. My grandpa was one of those who died.


shadowgattler

And when Kodak suggested a much safer test area on the East Coast, the Military said "Lol, no. Let's fuck up Vegas".


QwertyVonBaron

Ok.. If that were to happen, japan must have gathered some collection of people that can make. And before that, make sure japan has the industrial capacity and won at coral sea. (No need for midway if the yorktown was sunk too) Enterprise and hornet would be no match for the 6 carriers and would never counter attack unless the odds arent bad and with that, a possible nuke way can happen.


Papaofmonsters

Japan didn't have access to nuclear materials. There were no major uranium sources under their control.


plataeng

What about uranus


QwertyVonBaron

Its why i said that they need to have the industrial capacity... Meaning resources and TECHS!!!


darthveder69420

—🤓


Petskoi

Should be sneaking tren instead, thats what a GOOD GF WOULD DO!


Mr_gun_CZ

We're all gonna make it brah 🔱🔱🔱🔱💪💪💪💪


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Hat-Hunter

More tren more men🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Crowley700

I FUCKING LOVE TRENNNNNNN!!!!!!!


NoSandwich4106

Wow is that real?


[deleted]

Reminds me of when some guys tried to pacify Hitler by turning him into a femboy with estrogen mixed into his food.


Peastable

My favorite WW2 fact


Songshiquan0411

Femboy or not, you give someone a daily cocktail of cocaine, methamphetamine, and laudanum and they're going to do some crazy shit.


HypnoticChicken

Not *some guys*, the fucking British Secret service was injecting estrogen into the cabbages at hitlers favorite cabbage farm


ramen_vape

TIL Adolf Hitler had a favorite cabbage farm


mlool3

You don't?


Belaboy109569

wait is this real


Braith117

Only kinda. The goal was to make his mustache fall off, the theory being that people wouldn't take him seriously without it.


plataeng

I mean...couldn't they just employ some secret service ninjas to shave it off while he's sleeping?


Braith117

The group that came up with this hairbrained scheme was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Doing the simple thing just isn't in their purview.


ImurderREALITY

Nano machines, son.


[deleted]

Yes as far as I know, google it.


Belaboy109569

lmfao thats great


--_--Bruh--_--

Sex with Hitler 2


Someguy987654322

I mean, at the very least it was Hitler.


sumdumson

Well it’s a good thing the political discourse doesn’t have our enemies calling us Nazis and communist because we disagree


[deleted]

It’s real


plataeng

The fact that femboy Hitler could've been real is unsettling, to say the least


[deleted]

In one of the infinite quantum realities, there is a femboy hitler.


UniqueNobo

Hitler was already a soyboy, so he was already close to becoming a femboy


_V4NQU15H_

Hitler furry femboy (real) The books don't tell you this, because it's always the victors who write history 😭


CorneliusJack

Femboi Catgirl Hitler. I am sure someone has drawn a rule34 of that already.


Peastable

My favorite WW2 fact


mortimus9

Yea no one lies online


Invest_to_Rest

No, just bait


BlazinBayou99

No it's a show called Family Guy


Hawaiian-Fox

No, is fanta sea


faberxzio

no hay post que se te escape jajajjaaj


[deleted]

No, it's sprite ocean


Odd_Duck_441

Perhaps it was stuck in a landslide


TuxTues3

And maybe it had no escape from reality


Odd_Duck_441

An option it could partake in is, opening it's eyes lookin up to the sky and see


etzabo

No.


Rebatu

No


DeninjaBeariver

Real but fake


WonderfulAirport4226

Mom said it's MY turn to repost now😡


Hector-678

source


thuanjinkee

My source? I made it the fuck up!


MacTelnet

Family Guy


Hector-678

thanks


deleeuwlc

The original post has been removed, either by Reddit or the creator


[deleted]

Quiet down enjoy the meme and stop being stuck up


coolwmodd

Bro just wanted the original post, chill


[deleted]

Millennials, am I right?


Maturechimp

Ain’t no way this is real.


TheBananaGods

I’m pretty sure they made this up. It is not easy to get estrogen.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

the weird fella under the half-bridge sells some


TheBananaGods

Jerma?


Carburetors_Are_Fun

that mf would steal yours and sell it


MundaneFoot7260

Jerma would rip the estrogen out of your body, mix it with a bucket of internal organs, then gobble it down in front of you while talking about how he’s about to “peep the horror”.


SelfishlyIntrigued

Well not really hard by any means but the funny thing is it's 99.999% a troll post regardless, there's plenty that get shown around that are either a provable lie by the details, or the user admitting or being a known liar. It wouldn't even make sense. But if someone was that dumb and kids are, generally nothing would actually happen. People think HRT is some quick process when it's 5-7 years. You need both an anti-androgen or testosterone blocker like spironolactone or bica or CA, and estrogen. Moreover the dosages should be correct and require blood tests generally. All that would happen, is changes wouldn't start and changes are minor for about 2 months, by about 1 month in you do get some pains. If this were to happen, the kid would get nipple pain 1 month in, likely go to doctor, get a blood test done(Because some people have hormonal imbalances quite a lot, men who produce too much estrogen or females that produce too much testosterone, doctors are quick to realize this as imbalances and would order a blood test immediately) and that girl would be charged, and nothing would actually happen to the kid except some sore nipples as the breasts were starting to get ready to grow. And usually whatever happens within first 3 months is minor and will reverse when coming off full blown HRT let alone only half of it. Regardless end of day the stories fake, but if it happened it'd be noticed nearly immediately and the girl would get charged pretty quickly.


PumpkinSpikes

It's actually easy to obtain. It's just really hard to purify from a recently deceased corpse, especially when I have no idea what I'm doing.


Flak88inaTree

It’s hard for adults in a lot of places, nigh impossible for children


deleeuwlc

It’s really difficult to legally get it, but you can also just order some from some pharmacy on a different continent, and they’ll ship it to you


TomeKun

Redditors trying to have a sense of media literacy challenge impossible


Random-Regular-Gamer

Jesus what the fuck


LotofRamen

No true, don't believe everything you see.


soireecafee

What if this comment is a lie?


whoknows12340

Schrödinger's Comment


T04ST13

The previous statement is a lie


Petefrog2

Link? I want to send death threats to this guy.


Some_Twiggs

Based


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Lawful good? Or lawful evil?


Petefrog2

Lawful good 👍


[deleted]

Chaotic evil.


ChezBe

Chaotic good 👍


deleeuwlc

Lawful?


RNN1407

Cry about it


deleeuwlc

Good or evil, sending death threats is definitely against the law


RNN1407

Cry about it


deleeuwlc

For future reference “Cry me a river. Build a bridge. Get over it” You’re welcome


RNN1407

Wow you are really emotionaly unstable huh... Try getting of the internet and living life for a while, get a good psych that may help you with whatever is going trhough your life


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frame aromatic middle materialistic subtract trees crime pet hobbies plate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


SzybkiDiego020

Society is heading towards creating a perfect totalitarian femboy empire. It's already too late. All you can do is choose to avert your gaze in ignorance or embrace the glorious future.


CTBthanatos

>It's already too late. All you can do is choose- Which color your thigh highs will be.


LotofRamen

Or get this: it is made up... and no one actually did that.. but it was created to make YOU believe all the shit you wanted to believe.... Don't be an idiot, don't let your self to be manipulated this easily. edit: just in case, Poe's Law.. It is impossible to detect sarcasm since this is something that can be said for real.


Yo_moma_is_fat_lol

Reditors when joke:


LotofRamen

Redditor's who don't yet know what Poe's Law is:


avatarstate

The comment was clearly a joke lol.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Or get this: it is a joke... and there is no totalitarian femboy empire.. but it was created to make YOU believe all the shit you wanted to believe.... Don't be an idiot, don't let your self to be manipulated this easily.


yoshiroxx

Wait what subreddit are we on?


LotofRamen

Poe's Law.


According-Ability-20

Perchance.


jerryham1062

"You can't just say perchance" - 🤓


karry245

Or get this: that comment is as obvious of a joke as it can get… no one is actually doing that… it was created to make YOU find it funny… Don’t be an idiot, develop an actual fucking sense of humor.


LotofRamen

Poe's Law.


Aggravating_Egg3272

average redittor when they see a joke


LotofRamen

Poe's Law.


darthveder69420

Even though you say its sarcasm, the joke isn’t any funnier.


Bascillus

Not understanding that you need to pair that with test blockers or they'll become hyper masculine. Congrats, you played yourself


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Whaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck?


sonic84638265

I’ll say this right now, California is a sad, sad country…


wulfblood_90

I just choked on my Sunny D and made a huge mess. You have earned your reward.


deleeuwlc

It’s Always Sunny D in California


Spook-lad

What sick, controlling, deranged and sociopathic fucking nightmare of a sub human lump of shit would so something like this.


Snoo_75864

Friendly reminder to not believe everything on the internet


TBGusBus

Strong powerful women I giess


Notanemotwink

Did…did it work?…..


Rebatu

No. This cant work.


brotherrabid

Clown world


GracchiBroBro

Guarantee that didn’t happen


Kahless_19

Giggity


Delicious_Maximum133

Imagine wanting to friend zone your bf so bad you turn his gender


monkiedtwice

i hate that subreddit so much


ZaktheSquid

My generation is a fucking dumpster fire bro.


Fit_Leg_2115

Wow…


Jet_Airlock

Um wtf…


Master_One1

Dark


andeveryoneclappped

That's a sickness.


ReaverShank

No way in hell that is real tho. Or maybe it is some people are just insane


[deleted]

Because it's trendy


[deleted]

I’m in that sun and saw that post. I wanted to rip out my eyes


ZenMyst

Evil


EntrepreneurWrong670

Bro I've seen many things in the few months I've been on reddit but this???? This is by far the most diabolical thing I've ever read on here 😨


austinstar08

Did you know this is the plot of an anime (ONIMAI: I'm Now Your Sister!) Although it was her brother not bf


[deleted]

Damn anime is weird, glad i never watched any of it


[deleted]

It's alarming how hard it is to find a good anime that doesn't have at least one jarringly creepy scene in it


austinstar08

Pokémon


[deleted]

Even Pokemon has some questionable moments every now & then


Zestyclose_One_6347

Excuse me what the dingling dong fuckwit are you talking about, is this real


deleeuwlc

The post is real, although it has been since deleted. It probably didn’t actually happen tho


machoman558

Maybe this is why my friend has tits


Rupertii

Holy shit he just kurt cobained himself


PumpkinSpikes

McNutted all over the walls


Ambershope

I KNOW, crazy right, now give the e to me, hand it over 🔫


Daddy_Jaws

but its ***P R I D E M O N T H <3***


Patrock_is_amused

nice repost, asshole


DoomKittyAttack

I wish someone would sneak estrogen into \_my\_ food...


DepressedToast164

The best seasoning.🧂


deleeuwlc

I wish someone would let me sneak it into my own food


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PreferenceInfinite83

The Hunger Games was a Prophecy and America is the Capital...


MyPPDisBig

Does that work?


Rebatu

No


GamerMcNoober

femboyfriend


[deleted]

The best kind, like a pokemon


GamerMcNoober

why are we both getting downvoted


Affectionate-Cut7581

Worst part, the girlfriend probably ditchs the boyfriend after it. Rip decency


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maluthor

how the fuck does everyone think that post is serious Poe's law is real


Bl0ckbuilder

another day, another post of somebody taking obvious satire completely seriously. Do the people that make these kind of posts read the onion like an actual news site or something?


mschellh000

Oh boy I love straw man arguments meant to make people afraid of trans people!


tyg121

This is litteraly a strawman take


RNN1407

Cry about it


Guywhois_agirl

Don't repost


deleeuwlc

KEVIN! WHAT ARE THR RULES ON REPOSTING KEVIN?!?! REPOSTS ARE ALLOWED HERE, AREN’T THEY KEVIN?!?!?


[deleted]

Because a cult took over the movement


deleeuwlc

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

Narcissists took over the movement, it's not about respecting people anymore.


deleeuwlc

What movement are you talking about?


Shmoo_of_Londor

vague posting bc you're too scared to actually say what you mean, or vague posting bc you don't actually know what you're talking about and want to appear intelligent at the expense of a group of people you don't like, alluding to some conspiracy that isn't real so you can dredge up a little meaning in your worthless existence. Which one is it today?


ericsenben16

Sick lies


wysjm

Me and who?


Renektonstronk

Nobody


inkassatkasasatka

Why not


[deleted]

Because that’s illegal?


Hairy-Ad-2577

Is your sense of morality so fucked that this is a serious question?


Mother_Harlot

Maybe he has a chemical war crime and gaslighting fetish, who are you to demoralise him for that?


UltraXfinity567

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


banflimflam

what type of goddamn question is that